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lobul:
I served at Ilorin, Erin ile precisely and I stay in a room apartment standard room with separate kitchen
#10k annually

Which kain Corper u be, Is Erin Ile and Ilorin the same thing ? .... Now, U posted , many people will think they are same and that is misinformation
Anyhow sha, Hope u grooved at OFFA

sultaan:
I have lived in Abeokuta, Ibadan, and Makurdi.

I will pick Ibadan for having the best best value quality of life and education to raise a family as the best city. Abeokuta has it even cheaper but no social life like in Ibadan. Makurdi has food the most loving people in the world but the education and social life is not as good as other 2 cities.

The best time I ever had in my life was the NYSC year on Makurdi thanks to the people of Gungul and Mrs Ikpeaghar a principal she had this amazing 10 year old daughter Nancyost helpful kid ever

Ibadan and Ilorin true that .... Abeokuta is cheap too but Social life is Zero ..... Infact , Abeokuta social life no be here ...

Always Love Ilorin .... Home, Ilorin is Home ............ But Ibadan has it all with affordable live ....

I have never lived in Oshogbo but I love the town/City when I toured the inner inner .... Oshogbo is also very cheap ......
Ilorin or Ibadan is the "truest cheapest" in Nigeria, in my own view !

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Hanseel1:
A man spends his whole life chasing money, mostly not for his own needs but for that of his immediate family.

The wife works quite alright but there is an unwritten law that says he must provide all her needs because he is a "man", so he saves up and the first car he buys he gives to his wife because "she's a woman, she shouldn't be stressed up" he can still jump buses till he affords to buy another car.

The house rent gets due and he is short of 50k so his wife adds up from her savings and they pay. Two months into the renewal of the rent the wife starts nagging about how she really needs her 50k, there are things she needs to do, most of which are all superfluous. He pays her back her 50k that she contributed to the good of the same family.

His wife isn't very good at driving so he comes home to see she has bashed in the right door of her car. "I'm a little pressed for money dear, I won't be able to fix that anytime soon, do you have some money to spare?" She says she doesn't so the car gets parked for a month or two in which his eardrums were nearly perforated with nagging and complains.

She's pregnant! Yay! the first child is here, it's a girl. That brings it's own responsibilities. The wife's family came to visit to congratulate them and when they leave, another unwritten law says that as a "man" you should give them money for transport

The Man's own family comes too and the same unwritten law is applied.

They get more children and have to move to a bigger house which requires bigger money for rent. And with children expenses don't decrease as they grow older it increases.

One day you wake up and you are 65years old realizing you've done absolutely nothing for yourself as a man but slaved to satisfy others, most of which aren't even grateful for the sacrifice.

Summary of the Life of a Nigerian Man !!
Me , come to enjoy my world oooo .... I ma develop myself very well before marriage ..... no time .... Aint gonna sacrifice my life aspirations for no one .... ....

Ladies are most times full of emotional blackmail

adubam:
CCNA or any computer networking knowledge makes you to prevent hackers via computer network. You can on your own configure an online or LAN network with your axcounting skill. Note most accounting softwares e.g Sage and SAP are run on computer network. Most companies would prefer an accountant with such knowledge over the other without the knowlege. Your can also go for CISA and CRISM etc.

Thanks so much .... I have been looking for the correlation myself .. So, with CCNA you can prevent hacking .... I am thinking along CISA sha but with this your enlightenment .. Options are opened oooo ...
Thanks again !

adubam:
My background is accounting from secondary to uni to ACA. I'm not saying don't go for ICAN or ACCA; go if you can but note that ICAN, ACCA and auditing firms are destroying the accounting profession. Every Dick and Harry is now a Chartered Accountant. Firms are looking for value you add to their organisation not just your title. I gain jobs with my knowledge of my CCNA skills together with my accounting certs before other candidates with only accounting skills.

I have been looking for this , kindly enlighten me on how Accounting interrelate or correlate with CCNA .... What can one do with both skills ... is it in Accounting packages or what ?

Hopebringer:
Partaking in an argument doesn't give you the right to insult me.
Seun mynd44 lalasticlala

Oya Sorry

tohbank:
. Your write-ups are filled with typographical errors. And to be honest I have found it difficult to comprehend what you have written. I am in my final stage in ICAN and I hold it in high esteem, I also plan on getting ACCA and CFA certification. It depends on what you want. I stand to be corrected, you need ICAN to sign a published financial statement in Nigeria. That's a plus for ICAN members, to me, I think its better to get both.

Don't mind him, That's a bot created by Seun to promote thread on First page

Hopebringer:
I didn't make head or tail from what you wrote

That's because you are a troll .... Keep doing ya things morafvcker ... ... You instigated the argument to promote the thread ... AzzHoooooooleeeee

Hopebringer:
I shall ignore all your crude comments and focus on what is relevant

Your opinion of holding I CAN in higher esteem is frankly what you said your opinion which is only relevant to you and your immediate house hold

Secondly your opinion is falwdd untrue and detached from relaity

Thrid you refuste the fact yes note o said fact that ACCA is global and grants you exemptions in international accounting axams in other countries is quite amazing anyways I have come to acxoe trhe fact that alot of Nigerians having experienced shocking human rights abuse and accepting it have become really detached from reality and create their own reality and affirm it as the norm.

Forth you assume I am not ACCA certified, another assumption you seemed to talk without properly thinking

Fifth you actually stated no new facts just a lame attempt at salvaging a battered program that has lost it's relevance (I CAN)

Sixth I hope you learn to read better and comprehend otherwise desist from quoting people and talking for the sake of it

See, I have your time cuz today Na Sallah, and I didn't even go Villa .... I full grand for hia ..... u dey craze ..... Now, your post contains a lot of typographical errors thus I couldn't comprehend most of them as they are bereft of sense .... You may consider reviewing most if not all of your post ....

Now, You better start writing ICAN/ACCA .... .... You only aspire to write ACCA (like me) , So you need to keep deceiving your ignorant sense to Ignore ICAN so as to validate your ACCA .... I bet you don't even have money to write ACCA .... Your posts indicate Poverty/Joblessness .... You are posting in pains brother .... I pray God will grant you money to improve your wisdom .....

Now, Calm dafvck down when Professionals are doing their things..... !!!

Hopebringer:
We all understand

It must hurt you really bad doesn't it?

Tell us why didn't you go for ACCA?

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You failed the exams repeatedly right ? It's not easy it's really tough those exams we understand

But nothing really good comes easy

Koele Sha we all feel your pains

Hahahahaha

Right now I am writing ICAN and I hold it in higher esteem immediately after My ACA , I start writing ACCA (Using ICAN to claim exemptions of course ) after which you keep on and on like that .....
It would be very silly of you not to have written any of the exams and lamenting here .....

ACCA is not Global, it has her jurisdiction too which to me is Europe and Middle east as well as Second world/Third world countries whose Accounting Board has not developed in an international/local sense .....

ACCA doesn't rule North America (USA/Canada) that is CPA, Australia has her own too while India too ......

Accounting Bodies is not about superiority complex nor inferiority complex , Most of them are all members of IFAC and there is minimum standard IFAC expected from them all .....

Nonetheless, your career focus will determine want you want to do ....

ACCA for Europe and Middle east not even all oooo !!
CPA for US or Canada respectively
ICAN for Nigeria and some (west) Africa countries
India has her own and only respect hers alone

Nonetheless, ACCA as a professional accountancy body has wider appeal/acceptability than others no doubt .....

Your career focus should determine what you opt for or you can have them all .... Nothing Mega

you guys will never mention the name of the companies
Congratulations

Things happen

Lol, weird societies with weird sexual explorations ... Most Nigerians ain't that weird to this stage yet .... we gon be there someday

Zimbabwe and evil news are same

This gonbe next Onila

Saff:
Orgasms for women during sex are more mental. You have to have a deep connection, bond and sexual chemistry to achieve it. He has to stimulate you mentally to get you to that point. The average man just can’t do that, that’s why most women fake it.

It’s the complete opposite for guys that’s why it’s so easy for them to get what they with anything and everyone. It’s more physical for them.

Also, some women are so broken to the extent that even an expert may find it challenging to unwind them........ Imagine a girl from broken home or challenging background with alot running in her head .... Sex is gonna be secondary for such girl and even if she has it, her mental faculty is processing alot beyond sex. Thus, her lack of orgasm may not be blamed on a dude !!

EzendiEgo1:


Good evening guys

Please is it advisable thing to do by asking a lady for relationship for the first day you guys meet and exchange numbers.

Because am really ashamed of myself now, I met this lady just today and we change numbers but the wild thing I did was asking her for relationship immediately I reach house. Right now am so ashamed of myself, I don't know the kind face I will use to meet this girl tomorrow if she come my shop.
Tho she said she will think about it but within me I felt ashamed of myself.

Don't be ... It is not about whether it is wrong or right .... You have done what you feel you should do ... After all, u didn't kill nor rape her now .... why the shame
When you see her, don't be shy , stand your ground but be matured .....
Don't ever apologise for asking her for relationship on the first day , if she bring it up defend your stance ....
By the way make money for ya shop ooo , no kom spend all ya income for this gal

pemiakd:
Very correct

On this premise, the nasty experience will continue to haunt her ...... I can heal this kinda folks for real

pemiakd:
How can a lady who was forcefully defiled at age 29 by a friend who she doesnt like but broke into her home. Its over a year now, the trauma its all over her, she hate and dislike sex. What can she do to help herself love sex and be loved man?

She is having psychological disorder due to lack of real BF in her life .... She can't love sex until she has a lovely boyfriend who understand the game !!

The only thing that attract me to a woman for the purpose of marriage is her Intelligence and level of intellectual ....
Who marries a lady that can't solve Math or English for my kids .... Who marries a slowpoke that knows nothing but slaying .... Who marries someone that only want to appear pancakes to the society while her home is trash ....

When she get sense , I know say she must get money .... Oya marriage ... Gbam !!

Nigga is enjoying his time ... Ninalowo is bae

It ain't just women but we men too .... They are the one being toasted every time and they want the best for themselves .... But in the long run fall for pranks like you !!

If we men are the one being toasted every time, our shakara no go be here .... ....
You don't have to lie to any gal, go and get made (Legitimately) and talk less

Na Demand and Supply ....

lady25:
God sparing my life my next baby is definitely Cs. I had vaginal birth for my first and it was hell...the pushing and contractions wasn't my problem but the stitching. It took 6months to heal. 6 terrible months I can't sit urinate or even do no 2 without crying my eyes out I slipped into depression immediately...thank God for sitz bath it gave me temporary relief from time to time.. apparently the silly nurse that stitched me did a terrible job it just refuses to heal and she skipped some parts....I won't even dare getting pregnant without having my cs money saved somewhere...

I wish you the Joy of Motherhood .... See Young Young Women with experiences .... We dude know nothing !!

AryaSand:
5 is even too much sef, I wan dey boil them chop?
I plan on having Twins or Triplets someday, via IVF all thing being equal. And it is CS straight up before the 9th month sef. In my head i've got everything sorted out and i'm saving as well. What's next is for their father to show face and coman join money to the one I already have and let's do it.

.... papa IVF oya show face ooo, Arya is waiting for u to join money ....

Genotype Super cede Love ...
I lost a girl because she is SS .... Hmmmm, I avoid story that touch the heart

CS is easier than Push ......

do nothing

Great piece

Verily !I will be here too , amen !! Next year After May Diet 2019 by God's grace !!