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Impossible here, even if she is the Mummy GO of her church .... she must want to be touched !!
We no go force her, Na she go want am .......
E no dey happen here, Konji go wound her

fancy4eve:
All dis qualities 4 only u.........y not start by asking urself if ur sisters re 100 yard wife material b4 looking out for 1 in sumone else's daughter.

U don't just wake up nd start bleepn rubbish wen u know ur not perfect, we all re imperfect beings praying to b perfect in 1way or d order.

Una wahala too much, the guy did nothing wrong abeg ... He stated his choice , everybody has choice but that doesn't mean we all can't compromise ...
if I tell u my choice , shey u go faint ni
The fact that u lacked some of those qualities doesn't mean there are no girls out there with them .... There are plenty girls with them !!
A girl may have some and lack some but with good grooming and if she is a learning type, she will get there easily .... Same for we dudes too

Most Nairaland girls self are just frustrated ones , Haba ..... A cool dude can not come and state his desires in a woman in peace again ..... U don insult ihm sisters ...... Taaa ..... He hurt u ni .....

Towncrier007:
I stayed of relationships for a while because of brokenness, now I've made the money,bought good car for myself, expensive outfit but simple always though, I'm a very meek and respectful young man,that thinks it's time to get a wife.

But right now I can't see a girl who's a wife material, although the nature of my work keeps me off town for long. Now I'm seriously looking out for one.
My kind of woman;
God fearing.....
Beautiful.... fair in complexion, with good curves,and good brains
Loyal....
Neat...
Who can love my family,and at same time be domestic
Pls is this too hard to find?

I am in your dilemma but mine Na book .... The problem is you don't have access to varieties due to the nature of ya Job ...
I will advice you cruise town especially school (University ) environment once in a while to see varieties.... You can also make fwend with some Young dudes to link you up with some girls they think is good for your onward assessment !!

Time to ball high mehn and choose the best, Owu is over and over for lifetime!!!

I be AS, met this chicc, wife material , me sef Husband material ... It was all fun and lovey dovey until we reached her coming to my house ..... We were grooving n suddenly eyes turned greenish yellow .... I pestered this bae for close to 2hours asking for genotype b4 she tell me she be SS .... With teary eyes .... I fell sick immediately for two days .... Not because she will be leaving but for her agony of Love !!

Gerrarahiamehn !!

Pack Bus here .... Sweet story !

xoxo001:
As old as you are, you couldn't differentiate between a woman's Lap and puvssy.

I still make this mistake in some positions

Naija girls sabi transfer blame and pretend

Nonetheless, Consensual sex is always the way ooo , if it is another jurisprudence and she should sue you, you are in deep shi.t

ogasomgwu:
How this ur response take be advise he seeks

The story seems untrue .... Anyway !!

stagger:
Spot on. Some people even trek from Mabushi to Wuse market area. You cannot even spend 0.5 litres of fuel on that journey. Night work is where the money is, with all those night clubs and oloshos moving up and down from one club to another. I know guys that start taxi work from 9pm till 3am and take home like 10grand comfortably.

Also, how can he say he drove back from Asokoro empty? OP are you new to Abuja or what? Asokoro wey passengers full like water?

Sir,do u also do e-cab too ? ...... I am your follower ooo , I just want to know sir o !

You decided to ignore the signs
It is not enough to have seen the signs, you should also have capabilities to act on them !!!

modernWays:
Perhaps he doesnt have a good adviser. Instead of him to pick a good virgin woman from a decent family from his tribe, he keep looking for high class runs girls as Olori.

You don't like all these small small girls , they won't quit marriage with Ooni but they will be sad for the rest of their life .... Ooni is an Oba and he can do as he like around women of choice as far as their is mutual consent .... Any woman that can't take that will quit ... This bride to be will also quit too !!

Depend on yourself, work very hard because only you can get yourself there. Died 2years after the critical talk!

jibrilyaba:
expose d ritualists among dem too.one million 2 shoot music video?clarence peters must b very rich.

No top director take 1m .... Maybe that is the rental price for two quality cameras for 3days on location ... Now, other extras ...

Among the dont's are reasons why one need to marry now ... partner, kids etc ... wetin Na .... which destiny again

Bluezy13:
The tori sweet but the smashing for sugar am wella na.

Well, everybody no be me

Lol .... Hahahaha.... I kno boyboys go like the smashing aspect Na no be NL again .... But me no dey smash who me no no oooo ..... Na my own style be DAT ooo .... Na pride things no be anything .... You gatz deserve this dick aswear, it ain't loose nor cheap .... Every dude ain't me too

No way oooo .....the one u think Na Ashawo fit be virgin but extrovert while the introvert one go be some thing else ....... No way unless she tell u and the body count

Bluezy13:
Eyah....

So you really mean say you no smash?

Hmmm...
Well...

In short wait, so I waste time read everything finish, you still no smash

.... .... I ain't smashing her abi Na case , if say Na u I kno say Na belle u go give her .... Taaaaaa ....

I'm sorry for wasting ya time ooo but the Tory sweet Na

gasparpisciotta:
By lies and deceit in some cases

Exactly , as well as Imaginary promises .....
My uncle Na PA to IG of Police
My sis from UK came visiting
My uncle took us to meet Governor
Imaginary cousins is processing our Visa ... We shall be travelling to Canada together before year finish

The world has gone crazy. Verily, Most couples will follow the trend and it will tagged under "Freedom" ... !!

Wetin be my own, make dem put am for xvids make boyboy watch unscripted shiits

UN should include in her charter "indiscriminate procreation should be outrightly banned and all culprits jailed ....

This is a criminal offence against humanity ..... Who will be responsible for dem kids now ...

Ceccylia:
I know her, she used to be a minister right? And she stole our money

U can't even Google her
She was the CEO of Extinct Oceanic Bank (Now EcoBank) and was convicted for bankrupting the bank .... .... Now, u know her !! But u won't do that will ya ?

Ceccylia:
Cecilia Ibru? OK o

Do you even know her ? or you don't like her ?

youngberry001:
it only me nd my brother remain for our family plss dey should not hurt me,,my brother is dere waiting for me to take his medicine dis night to survived pls dey should pardon me,,,,oboy come see how dis guys put money together nd dash me said we re sorry pal forgive our bad habit pls stand up let us escort u a little,,,,mehnn as i come count money it #5,250,,,,nah original lie i take break dere hearts but sinces den i no dey ever walk alone in d midnight.


Nah suya meat i take money buy in d mornig i swear lie sweet sometimes

Bad nigga, e be like say Na my Grandma trained u ..... She sabi comot any situation aswear !!

Ceccylia:
Let's us hear urs first.

Cecilia Ibru, mine Na textbook ooo .... it's up there Na

Aabheaven:
The last time we talked about the best thing a stranger has done for u. Now, let take it the other way round. What the memorable moments you have done for a stranger.
Will type my own in a bit

....She a student in my state, I came back from NYSC in Abuja to same state for M.Sc .... I met her and her roommate in the hostel I wanted to rent ... as I was organising my new room, they came out of their room and welcome me into the compound .... My stranger's roommate is highly beautiful while my stranger herself has one of the most voluptuous Ass for her age (Nigga gatz shadow u kno) ..... They were final year student (Polytechnic but rented house in a university environment), Thus a week after I packed in (wasn't even regular in the house) , they were packing out and both leaving for Abuja (Abuja queens dem) .....

One of them (The one with the Ass) came back for her result processing just two weeks after they have packed out and dolls out everything they possessed (they dash me buckets and hangers as well as huge reservoir) , All the way from Abuja , she only planned to spend two nights and packed herself for two nights .... Poly wahala made her spent two months all on me with no string attached !!

I went to greet her in her room after 3days and discovers she 's sleeping on her wrapper (Dafuq ) , I quickly went "Home" and brought my Mattress for her as well as Some good sheets and toiletries .... after a week all her monies finished and she ain't been eating ......... worst of all, Landlord evicted her and rented her room out .... Now, My room is the Option. Initially she showed me greenlight of smashing me but I showed her some it ain't possible light .....Dropped 3k (my state is cheap for soup o ) for her to come do soup , after begging her that I ain't disrespecting her but if I should cook it , she may not like it .... She was highly reluctant since I have rejected her advances but she gatz no option .... For two days she didn't do it ooo, I gatz to beg her that I ain't tryna turn her into my soup cooker .....

She bursted out that me no like her , (She is Igbo and best natural ass, if she dey waka with her slightly curved legs , that ass dey shake no be here), she halla say me be BabaAlawo (Dibia), That I don visit our Yoruba Dibia and dem tell me say make I no touch her , She say all we Yoruba boys dey do charms .... I don use my thing do charm ..... I just dey look her like say my 3yo cousin dey rant me ..... I be looking her with smiles while her eyes red .... moved to tears .... I for smashed her for Pity's sake but NO , NO (I be Jazzy guy ooo )

I too take care of her like that and I kno how she should feel .....
When a grounded dude cum add am for Nice , it's naturally normal for ladies to feel like that .....

but I sat her down and told her ..... I ain't a Dibia nor visit babaalawo and No one say make I no smash her and I told her how much her ass has always been a problem to my view and mind and how beautiful she is and her soup (Igbo girl soup Na ) is epic ..... but baby girl ......

Who take advantage of a girl like you, did you plan to spend a month , Nah, That ain't me please .... I can smash u one trillion times but no in this condition .... I ain't taking advantage of ya helplessness ..... Everything wey me dey talk no follow for her oooo......... she still no gree .... She friendzoned me dey follow one Igbodude Store owner dey rapport ..... see me see politics ooo wetin be my own .... I ain't smashing , No .....
Na so we dey ooo for 2months accommodation without string attached .... She is married with kids now !!!

Everybody don find their levels now but till we depart, she still use to express her dissatisfaction to me on WhatsaAp

Mama Africa , My pet name for her ass .... she get am for Drama no be here

They didn't come to order food They already had mutual fetish to bang on McDonald's counter Oyinbo are too too free ooo

mmmm

Wife answer Na NO GF , yes, she collect and we spend it together !

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Goddyss:
Even the bible says that a man's talent makes a way for him...

My guy, you have found your talent

lol habaaa .... I just kno my ways around ladies ooo , I am an Accountant by profession my brother !!

Caring0:
I nor see the babe o. Na her mum they store like she nor come. Nor worry remind me tmrw. I go tidy for you. But na airtime o i they see my period. inmessage babes don finish my money

No wahala bro, she go gel ... Airtime good too .... MTN ya kno