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zicoraads:
She was the most caring person ever. Also had a heart of gold. She could sacrifice everything just to put a smile on the face of a widow or an orphan. She was the one who taught me the art of giving. And then she was more interested in my growth than she was in hers. I also miss how I teased her about her cooking and practically did all the cooking when she was acting all lazy. I miss how I'll have a phone or gadget problem and she'll fix it in no time and also tease me for having no clue about mobile devices.

I miss how...*sobbing* and runs away.

it's okay bro, take this e-handkerchief

Mine, She is strong, want to reach the stars, religious , fidelity but mannerless n confused ..... Roxy gatz no much time so I famz !

Babyforever:
His kind heart, money and working dick but when angry he's something else I miss him sha









Dingbang

So u sef get ex .... hmmm ... Wonderful ooo !!

Caring0:
Hahaha sounds good. Okay make I wear shirt, drive go market sharply.

BRB i go give feed back on how e go

Go come sharpaly .... if it work , drop something for ur nigga here so as to use hold body ....

Any other hints on women u may need , holla me .... e simple for here as ABC ... for any category of women

JONNYSPUTE:
..Please stop this. I don't understand why most of you that grew up with a lot of girls in the family tends to reason and behave like them. The truth is she is not ready to settle down due to her life style,she doesn't want to be under any kind of watch,she wants to be free as a bird but yet still enjoy all the benefits from the said guy.If the guy is good to be her bestie why can't he be good as a boyfriend? For she to tell you us that she is not into any serous relationship,yet can't date the said guy should tell you something. Don't be deceived.

we are over protective no doubt but bro, the fact that he is a good fwend no mean he would be a good lover ....

RityLove, give this guy a try but watch out if he is gonna change !!

Caring0:
Mornings guys, there is this lady always starring at me each time I go to the market close to where I stay to get provisions, there one time she told me she likes my perfume. I felt awkward and replied "thanks" in a sort of cruel way because I am someone who is really shy, I don't do well at all with conversations in the public, I dress really good to appear really good but still I feel shy, not like I have any phsycial anomalies, stuffs just runs in family bloodline.

So with that, you guys should please help me with sown way or lines to get to the girl. I have considered buying some things from her but she don't sell anything I need, so it's kind of written out of the picture because she sells only female stuffs and she is really beautiful lady.

Na my field be this Na ,
Work up to her and tell her, you admire her dress ... she say thanks with smile
Smile too .... Tell her your name and ask for hers .... You already her crush so no hazzles here ....
She tells you .... Then .... ask her u would like to holla her once in a while if she doesn't mind sharing her digit ..... do all these with a smile and gait of finalisation no fidgeting OK .... be a Man ..... she could be reluctant ... Tell her u won't disturb just to hear her beautiful voice and listen her smiles ....

she should blush n oblige .... then take the digits and flex off ....

e must work

Holymann:
You don't love him but you don't want to loose him
Ayam not understanding o

U don't understand , I have four sisters ... so I understand ... Now, make I explain to you ...

She love him as a friend but do not want him as a Boyfriend because she is scared of him betraying every iota of trust (100%) she had in him !!

If another guy should hurt @ ritylove, she will come n cry to this pvssy nigga but if this nigga should hurt her as per romantic relationship issues, who will she cry to

She doesn't want to lose this guy as a friend ...... This is fear of the unknown !!!

The fact that he is a nice friend doesn't mean he will be a nice boyfriend !!

ritylove:
the only thing i feel here is pity i feel he wasted his time and resources on me but still i dont want loose a good friend

It could be over already. The truth is that, you guys can never be normal again .... it already began !!

If there ain't a better offer now, u can try him out and as I have stated, let him pass the scrutiny of a boyfriend and don't bang him at any time .....

I tell people Marry your friend , that person who has emotional feelings for you but four years is too long ... Imagine with someone that even know all your hustle and sexcapades ...... hmmmm

IamPlato:
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Can You Please Shut Up With The "Nice Guy" shiit?


If I Love A Girl, I Can Never Make Her A Close Friend I Will be Advicing like I'm Her Father. Am I Mad?


The Guy Made A Big Mistake because When It Comes To Ladies this Is How It Ends When You Make Yourself a Brother And Father bullshiit...


Too Much Of Everything Is Bad. He Has Given His All To You. You Don See Am Finish... No Mystery About Him, he Has Been The Nicest fvck up Nigga...


Dont Waste His Time, tell Him You Dont Love and Dont Forget To Add "I See You As My Elder Brother". He Can Go And Kill Himself If thats The Solution

This is sense .... The dude knows too much and if you fall for him , you will fall yakata and if he should betray you, you will be irrecoverable for long !!!

I don't like relationship starting from friendship , Four years friendship .....

Ritylove, I will advice you give him a try and watch out if he is the same as a friend "as as" a boyfriend .... Nonetheless, there is different scrutiny for a Friend and a Boyfriend ..... Don't just ignore him, make him pass through your tests , and tell him "No sex"

Without any chick , I can wait for years but with a chick we must do it within 1 month , e go happen noni !!

Please what is the content of the Book ?
Does it contains practical examples of how to be richer than Bill gates or at least Dangote
Really, what is the content of the 514 paged book
Rarely seen Ferrari Archives and collections from around the world , Rich people have a way of hypnotising one another, now, many rich folks will buy for ego purpose .... 10m Na chicken change oh Gawd , Make me buy this kinda book without blinking an eye as I tey dey buy punch Newspaper now !!!

linearity:
The truth is there is nothing sudden about sudden death, apart from those caused by forced trauma.

Most of these ‘sudden’ death are related to preventable heart diseases or diabetic conditions that have been there for months, if not years and a simple Doctor’s with physical and blood work done can detect, then prevent them.

Some simple tests prevent this that your doctor can run is...

1. A1c test to see how you are on the diabetes chart.

2. Cholesterol check.

3. EKG test.

4. Calcium scoring test is a good one as well.

These four test ran at least yearly, including HBP test and with proper follow up of the result by the doctor can be the difference between life n death.

It does not matter if you look healthy or going to the gym regularly or in active sport....in fact, depending on the results from the test about, your doctor may even advice you to quit gym or active sport completely, this way to shield the heart from additional stress conditions that will make it give up suddenly.

thanks and may your head continue to be enriched !!

meccuno:
if you are tired you should kill your self. i didnt make you miserable and frustrated. and you think you can enlighten me? you must crazy. just because you can type english doesnt mean you are enlightened nor having sense. born poor? lol......i wont even bother replying you on that..........just stay on your lane. dont assume you know it all....i made my opinion known. make yours. those who know dont talk the way you do. please speak to those who are enlightened like you. leave me with my ignorance.

OK I am sorry Nigga, I don't mean to get @ u like that
I am really sorry bro , Insult Na normal Naija things Na .... no take am like that!! I cyberbully u right, I am so sorry , really !!

meccuno:
and with all you wrote, you believe you made sense right? i made my post. you make yours. it is only foolish when you disagree with my own opinion (which i didnt even imagine a fool like you existed before i made them) and resort to abuses just to pass your own opinion .if you didnt understand my post then that is your dam business. i dont owe you an explanation and please mind your fvking business. if you cant be civil then dont reply me. make your head correct.

I'm a Nigerian, man I'm a Nigerian , lol !!

I just think @50+ , a sensible adult should hold no one responsible for his woes... If you are born poor, it ain't your fault but when you continue to live in poverty, then, that is your fault

I'm highly tired of folks blaming Brits for what happened since 1914 ..... The Brits did what was good for them, granted us independence when it was good for them and control our country through the backdoor because it's good for them. I just want to enlightened you , it's just business and it profits Brits !!
Our country better start thinking about what Profit her !!!

The leaders are microcosm of majority of the people, Many folks don't think straight here !!

ednut1:
May God punish uk for granting us independence in 1960. Na 1990 dem for free us

So, u mean we should now be in this mess by 2050 .... we learn and we grow ..... it's better they freed us in the 60s. I thank heavens they are here though if not, we would be more barbaric and I also thank them for contributing to our democracy though (Business wise) at least there can never be Military rule again .....

We learn from our democracy and grow .... at least , a Director of DSS could be sacked for impunity , if not for international communities, such can never happen !!

There is something inherently and genetically wrong with Africa or say Black race .... Maybe the too harsh weather is affect the brain of most. Nonetheless few are exceptions !!

meccuno:
The British are the people who put us in this mess.They should STFU. If not for them, we probably would not have even known a country called Nigeria. its not like as if they care for the humans who are affected. They are just concerned about the OIL which their oil companies with the WEST are enjoying from this God forsaken country.

Forget the likes you made but you posts lacked sense and maturity and bedevilled with stewpid African mentality of transferring blames . You want to tell me after more than 100years of almagamation and more than 50years of Independence , we still can't fathom our life as a country , we still can't determine whether to divide or go together progressively !!
You want to tell me at this present state in your life, you are still what one person in your family want you to be
Nigeria/Africa is simply immatured and colonialism and almagamation is just business .....

Don't blame a thief that comes into your house but yourself if you failed to outsmart him in his business !!

He really look like financial Misappropriation and critical examination of the head shows Corporate Governance is missing also the cheeks reveals abuse of office .
This man go like woman well well

Nobodys:
Friends with a man enveloped with so much hotness .. Hmmmm dats punishment... Evil spirit can just control somebody one day and before you know .

I get your point though,......guess I was too shy.

Exactly what I'm getting at "shy".. But the evil spirit aspect is 100% possible of course

Nobodys:
Ask somebody's husband for his number.....Haa this bros nor like me oo....

I think the fact that he is married no mean u guys can't be fwend

Nobodys:
Travelled together in a bus with this hot guy...Gosh he was My perfect version of Micheal Ealy......The journey was awesome, the jokes, the laughter, he even bought a snack for me,..

I thought my charm was working until we got to the park ,came down from the bus, carried our luggage, in my mind I was like," Oga take my number Na"....


We said goodbye to each other.....He had a ring too........

. He was so handsome.

Next time bury that ego and ask for his number , it may not be for romantic relationship but maybe "Networking" or "connect"

It is very very insulting and absolutely disheartening for a PhD student to be asking this kind of question ... I initially thought it was a rhetoric question in which you want to educate us about how to pursue a career in Academic

Op, pls stop insulting Nigerian Academia !!

You have B.sc, M.sc and a PhD student and you are still asking us how to get into Academic and Nairaland helped this Nonsense ...

This is an insult to ABU self .... A Unilorin Student at a your level will never ask this Question

icancbt:
Dear all,

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN) has completed the new syllabus that will be effective November 2019.

What this means to you is that if you are a student before, and you have been writing the exams with old syllabus, you may need to adjust all over again to the new syllabus.

Nevertheless, it is important to note that this syllabus update is in the favour of both student and the Institute.


source: Here

Now,This information is not complete , we students will like to know what the new syllabus entails and it's implication .... !!

Colourich:
I'm yet to watch it, maybe because am busy watching orange is the new black.

as a woman watch acrimony .... I have recommended it to every woman in my life ... Even Grandmothers .... The lesson therein is a lesson of Life .... Orange is the new black ke .....Watch Queen of the South Joor and Power !!

zainmaxwell:
she play herself with the hope that he won't make it in life mind you she called him a loser ten million dollar is more than enough how many brothers got compensated after training a lady who dump them

That woman is a true definition of a WOMAN , a woman that can give everything, a woman that got her man's back despite the dude's frustrating attitude, a woman that spent all her life for her man , a woman that took Jobs to support her man, her home while the niqqa was busy with his project by bringing no income ..... A woman that has been spending her life savings , her heritage on her man from her teenage years till her adulthood despite the future not promising, despite warnings from her families ..... A woman that gave Everything !!!

We African are just mostly heartless, I wish such a woman for myself
I can never and ever never invest my life on any person like that without a legal agreements .....

The woman deserves Everything, even the Life of that Niqqa ..... I don't blame the side chick though, her part was also important , she was the crossover ..... I don't blame the niqqa too, he dedicated his life to an endeavour he believed and it paid out But I only blame the Woman for investing her entire life on a fellow Human without a retention clause !!

The guy must only Die and in the hand of the woman and The woman should die too .... Both of them must die ni !!!

.Marriage will soon open this one eye !!

I think the UN should mandate her countries to legislate against this act ...
He claimed he can take care of them all and with what ??
He is abusing Reproduction

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fancy4eve:
OLOSHi sited..........ur type go lyk awwoof, y not tell her to open a restaurant 4 u instead

my most hilarious posts of 2018 .... d guy offend u b4 ni .... LMAO real bad !!
The "Oloshi" part .... I wish to see ur gesture when u post that !

NL ladies go dey form now, dem no go enter n signify interest

Hanseel1:
Finally watched Acrimony and this movie has really taught me something deep..May God give us a discerning spirit,when to leave and when to stay and may anger not destroy things that we should be enjoying after a long time of patience.. She took the right step at the wrong time .

I just don't know who to blame, lol.

Money really isn't everything sometimes.

Some people can be very confusing, bitter and greedy though.

I blame the lady even my maternal grandmother born in the 30s won't guck reach that level , No matter what you do for any man or anybody, always have a retention for what of if things go south ....

If I were in her shoes, We would sign an agreement and I will earn 30% from whatever he/she earns at any point in time he/she earns it as far as the project is concerned ..... The lady deserves more than $10million .....

She fvcked Up so badly, I don't blame d dude .... The lady allowed herself to be destroyed by him ....

Personally, I don't blame who try to destroy me, I blame myself for allowing them !!!

Best Movie of 2018 and one of the most educating movie of a Life Time :Acrimony !!!

Lol, it takes two to Tango so Na 50:50 A man brought a woman into this world so respect that you ladies