₦airaland Forum

JustCare:
Bitter truth
The rate people with that degree are finding the it useless is alarming. Although it's a very complex and terse field of study, but then again, other disciplines have overshadowed it.

Very unfortunate

I urge graduate of accountancy to explore IT courses, especially, coding with their knowledge of math. This will definitely turn around their fortunes!

Accounting is still one of the best and most versatile career in the world ... An Accountant is not threatened unless he failed to move with the world ..... In fact, Accounting is still that course that gives you faster prospects to Job and versatility in the world of Business ......

With Accounting, you can delve into any aspect of Business you so desire .......

Technology has revolutionised the world of accounting, So an average Accountant other than being Chartered, you must be able to relate with most Accounting packages and if you want to cap it all, be an Accounting package creator yourself .....
Accounting is deep and long, laws/standard changes every time, an Accountant must be dynamic and be ready to adjust to overly changing business environment ......

Some Accountants still don't know what IFRS is all about because they graduated pre introduction of IFRS so preparation of Finstatement is a problem ..... Most of All ....

As an Accountant, You MUST be CHARTERED , you must have an Association to keep you abreast of changes in accounting world .....

As far as there is the Business world, The will always be ACCOUNTING. Accounting will always be relevant because it is that field in business science/management science that respond adequately to business needs.... No stupid theory, no stupid laws .... Just business and professionalism ...

if IFRS become archaic , we innovate another standards ....

God bless IFAC and all the brains behind that body !!!

Proudly an Accountant !!

ladywriter:
That’s it. No calls. No text. No visit.

Another day is over without his usual calls to check up on you.

You raised the issue with him, but he gave you a load of excuses on why he has not been calling as usual.

In fact, you have been the one calling lately.

And you can’t help thinking...

This is a spot on especially that Professionalism aspects .... I would want my woman to tag along , if you can't speak, reason or understand my world , I can never come down to yours ..... How can a PhD holder devolve to the level of School Cert aka SSCE .... it will be a slave-master relationship ..... It's either you up your intelligence or nothing ...

Also, the number 4, if a woman ain't gonna add value to one's life even by mere conversation, she ain't motivating nor spirited , there is no reason to tag along with such woman but for shagging purpose .....

Eating the forbidden fruit before or after marriage doesn't mean a thing as far as I am concerned, It's even better (Let's adjust for religion) to have a taste of one another before marriage (God forgive me ooo ) so as to understand whether both parties are fit for one another or not .....

It's like you want to wait after marriage till you decipher whether your wife is a good cook or not , your man is a good husband/father or not. One should have hints across board before marriage proper

All they did was to fill the void, show me my own void to fill oh Lord .... I wanna own up too

theoldpretender:
1. Even if our refinereis function at full capacity...we still need to import at least 50million liters of fuel a day

2.It costs 9billion to build a new refinery....and we need 4 or 5 new ones.

3.Even if we build new refineries...the owners still have to make a profit.....

This is the reasons I quit politics section, I am tired of analysing this country !!
If our refineries should function , let it function first and let's see the effect !! ..... Transporting crude oil from Bayelsa to Kaduna (stupidity too why Kaduna) ...... is sha different from transporting to Niger and bringing same back as if the fuel is from Europe and claiming exorbitant subsidies ......

Nigeria as a system is not effective .... There is a systemic failure and the people are paying ultimate price already .... So, pump price increment will worsen already worsened situations ..... !!

Chairman pls shelf your analysis .... An economic analyst must critically evaluates all sectors of the economy and ensure they are all complementing one another ..... Our economy ain't complementing one another !!

Systemic failure here !

theoldpretender:
You missed the part where VENEZUELA was said to have been subsidising fuel for decades!

OK.....you don't want to admit you lost. Good evening. Ihave tried!

You said there was no subsidy...then after I pointed out there was a subsidy...you started defining subsidy for me...and then you pointed out that Venezuela is subsidsing fuel for registered citizens....

The problem is, you want cheap fuel, even itf the govt has to drain the treasury for it. That does not make economic sense.

Go and read the two articles I gave you.

Venezuela has been subsdising fuel for decades. QED.

How do you think , Yours is irrational ....
Why do the government need to subsidize in the first place ..... Why can't we make our Refineries to function ..... Would any sane country operate petroleum the way Nigeria is doing ? ......

Yes, we want cheap fuel because we don't deserve to pay for more ..... Based on minimum wage in Nigeria as well as per capita , Fuel shouldn't be more than 40/litre ..... Yes ..... What is wrong with that ......

Why do we export the raw materials and import the finished goods ..... at a cost of raw materials plus cost of finished goods and plus profit margin .... Then you transferred all these stupidity over to your citizens .

Then further depletes the foreign reserves under guises of subsidy payments ..... Failed states , Failed analysts !!

theoldpretender:
1.Liberia, Sierra Leone, Ghana, Cameroon, Ethopia, Uganda...don't have a higher standard ofliving than Nigeria....and they pay more for fuel.

2. We need fuel to be at $140 per liter to pay for subsidy, and to pay for everything else. Right now...it is at $70.

3.If we keep fuel at N145...we would keepon wasting money...

4.Here is how subsidy works. Assume you were selling yam. You sell yam at N800 per tuber to make a profit of N200 per tuber. Government forces you to sell at N200 per tuber and pays you N300 as 'subsidy benefit'...leaving you with a deficit of N300 per tuber...tellme, would you keepon selliung yam?

5.GSM was deregulated from the word go.Initially we paid N10000 for sim The GSM companies took the money, spent it on infrastructure and providing jobs...and soon prices dropped due to competition and increased investment...because GSM companies were allowed to make profitswithout subsidy. If we do the same for fuel......prices will rise to N300 or more....but would eventually drop as more andmore investors come into the country....since they can now make money without government forcing them to sell below profit in the name of subsidy. Need I say there will be more jobs too.

Let me tell u this Mr Economist ... All the aforementioned Countries in your post ain't have Nigerian Potentials and most of them do not have 1/10th of Nigerian resources ..... If the Government of Nigeria wish, they can increase the fuel price to #1000/litre but when the measure of the standard of living do not add up then people won't be able to pay !!

Ours is a mono economy as everything is tied to Oil and hitherto tried to pump price of petrol ........ The life and live of average Nigeria can get worse off if pump price is erratically increased and more better off if proportionately reduced !!

Nigeria has systemic problems and there are leakages everywhere .... it is just senile to be comparing Nigerians with Somalis or Cameroon ......

I am in a glass house but due to my previous assignments as a research assistants .... I have toured 75% of this country and other than just 40% of urban residents living good live, remaining 60% are struggling while 80% if not 90% of rural dwellers are living in abject poverty .....

Tour the whole of Northern Nigeria, go to South South and South East .... Now tour Southwest ..... You will see poverty at its natural state .....

Living standard is poor here ..... Government is poor here .... so increasing pump price without commensurate increase in earnings potential of people means more poverty .....

All the monies they are stealing could have been used to better life of Nigerians and they will be glad to pay any price for any services rendered !!

zinnyzee:
Everybody be making a big deal out of dis film, i hope it won't be like black panther sha.

Because upon all the hypes, Wakanda really disappointed me.

Black panther sweet but it isn't as sweet as the hype .... If not for Njdijobu Njideka , The American Wakanda Nigga ..... Black panther no be here at all .... Kudos to Lupita and Okoye as well as the leader of those tribe that helped the black panther tribe !!

Njideka is my Nigga in that wakanda .... Dude is a thorough bred no be Jolojolo !!

theoldpretender:
I honestly give up. Some of you guys have no understanding of how economics works at all.

1.We import most of the fuel we use in Nigeria

2.The landing cost of imported fuel is above N170 per liter.

3.NNPC pays a ''subsidy'' to keep the fuel price at N145.

4.That is why most marketers cannot import fuel, why NNPC is the SOLE IMPORTER of fuel..and why NNPC partly cannot declare its assets.

5.And that is why we keep on having fuel scarcity...because most marketers cannot make a profit at N145 per liter.

6.We need oil to be at $140 per barrel to break even. Right now...we don't have enough to do so because oil has been below $75 since 2015!

7.GEJ tried to increase fuel to N140 from N65. You Nigerians protested...so we beat it down to N97...and then to N87 and that is partly why GEJ could not save forex...because we were wasting it on fuel. Meanwhile....scarcity was happening...and by 2013...fuel was being sold above the market price of N97 excpet in Lagos and Abuja...because most marketers could not survivie on profits as low as N2 per liter.

8. Please stop misinforming people. Venezuela is where it is because they import all they need and because they overspend all their money on subsides they cannot sustain, and because their govern,ment is imcompetent. Not because America...who buys most of their oil and pays for it.

9. And you APC and PDP guys better get our country off oil!

Where did the dude went wrong . He said the standard of living in Nigeria is poor that is why we can not afford to buy fuel at #147/L ...... Countries with higher value per litre has better standard of living than Nigeria .... What is wrong in that ?

It is simple and no matter the issue it will cause in our obodo Nigeria ...

Wife should sit beside her husband
Mummy should sit at the back .....

What is your mother doing by your side when your wife is there
Any mother that contest such arrangement is a Bad Mother in Law and a bitchy type !!!

My mama has given me all her life but notwithstanding in order to protect and progress as a generation, the wife must always take her rightful space beside her husband unless condition/situation warrant otherwise

Funkybabee:
Ask What! Is he not the one who asked her out

So, this is the kinda thought you would eventually brainwash your children with , Is this the way you were brought up
I wonder the kinda slum n cesspit you emerge from .... Filth n trash girls with empty head !!

Hoodbilonia:
get money
get rich
be your own boss
control your own bich
ma niggi leave certificate for inside wardrope
better live a beautiful life
than to die ugly

Not every one can be a businessman , Some need to be professional .... It's all about your passion and life objectives !!

Business is more difficult than Book

I planned to have a joint account for our family expenses as well as projects .... while Separate account for our own personal things ...
Thus, each party contributes certain percentage of their income to the Joint Account .....
Hope 60/40 ain't bad ooooo

omoadeleye:
Is okay, untill one day, you came back from office and you saw it drowning inside a bucket of water, then you rush to rescue it from spoiling then you deep your hands inside the water all of a sudden you got electrocuted or you have been charging since last night then you mistakenly slept off until next day you decided to unplug it, but due to overcharged, when you touched it body, you still got electrocuted... then your soul will now be blaming you that, why can't you buy a normal dog do you want normal dogs to go extinct? Vanity upon vanity

Or until it got hacked and the playful robot turn to your attacker...

A complete packaged article !!

abokibuhari:
Proud of my UNILORIN

Na dem dey rush us .... No be small ooo 86k .... To enter no be beans , to grad no be beans too !!

chris2face:
Ok,yea she is at peace with me,open minded so far the best i have dated,to be frank i dnt wanna let go,is there anyhow i can increase my sex drive

Truth be told, if you can't matchup , she may seek it somewhere else maybe in devices or another dude .... So, u may not be able to handle the disappointment if u see her with another dude ..... If u discuss it with her, she will also feel dejected , Alas, sex drive ain't something one can hide .... I will advise you either improve yourself (which u can do) or use style dey dodge .... She may dump you when she find someone better .... Someone like me

My sex drive is high and I can matchup anyhow anywhere but in this present world , Shey Na sex one will dedicate entire time into , she no get time for other great deals and you guys can't have quality life shaping discussions .....

fineboynl:
many girls smell and produce a kind of smell mixed with vagina odor when they are wet.

when i romance some girls sometimes I notice something's which I perceived. it is a change of smell coming out from them, it has this vagina smell and i guess its the wetness moisture that mixed with bacteria and their pant.

Nah, except dirty Dorty unkempt girls .... VJ smell of some girls even have aroma of their body spray ..... Always tell ya girls to wipe their veejay with water after urination or poo and change their undies timely .... (Some girls change undies twice a day) ..... U won't find one damn unpleasant smell !

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Wilfredpat22:
Some ladies will say Humility, Godfearing and all that stuff. But we all know it is number 4 because

“Closed legs don’t get fed.”

"Closed Legs Don't get fed "
Why am I thinking about "Oloshoism" .... I need enlightenment oo

essentialone:
You don't get it, do you?

It's not about a guy hitting it right or hitting it left. That alone presupposes that he has hit it wrong before to turn her off.


This thread is about ladies who are turned off sex from the word go and at the mere mention of sex they are irritated. Most ladies appear to be like that.

Most ladies ke
Not in my world , it depends on you .... Sex is more than penetration to most ladies , it is all encompassing except for a Prostitute ....
From you physique, appearance, dress sense, communication, stance, gait , conversation , Ideology, philosophy, principles ..... When you combine all these elements in the right proportions ...... You will get the most esteemed girls pant down ......

Most ladies that have turned off sex is mostly due to psychological reasons or inability to meet the right dude that understand the buttons and how to operate them !!

Maamin:
If I hear say ladies don't love sex..

My present flat mate is a sexy looking baby mama, she constantly making sex jokes and looking for who to hit it.

The truth is that ladies sexual hormones are not quick to surface like the guys but when they do, hmmmmmmm!



I repeat hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

You will think she is possessed !! lol

nancyv:
I have been celibate since the day I was born. Its good to have sex at the right time and with the right person.

You should have it with me .... I can be the right person

IchBinBrait:
Please I have a question.... during my student's registration, my surname was misspelled. I discovered this when I checked for my reg no. How can I correct this as I wanna apply for exemption.

Write a letter to them , print out your registration page and point to the anomally .... or Type ICAN contacts on Google .... pick all the phone numbers you see and place a call to the customer center ..... tell them the problem and way forward ....Correction of name ain't a big deal .... They will correct it !

LuciferChristi:
Early signs of feminism.

This one has never attained orgasm so she is sexually ignorant and frustrated - a result of doing fuckboys & not real men.

No woman who has reached multiple orgasms can ask this dumb question.



I give you 3 years OP, you'll join pocohantas in her "men are scum" campaign.

dumb nairaland girls with dumb questions

Flows so flow ....

Orla234:
You're meant to outlive your mama!!!

Amen to that . But I will surely change it later now after reasonable level of assurance from wife !!

NOK should be someone you know will do justice to your estate when you are gone ....
In my office, we were arguing, I said my mama will still be my NOK even after marriage some say wrong, My wife should be my NOK ..... I said I can only change my NOK to my wife after 10years of marriage or 3 kids whichever comes earlier .... They said my thinking is archaic .....

My own is that NOK should be someone you dearly trust to do justice to your estate as if it were you ..... Wife is the most ideal but NOK being wife at early marriage is what I am yet to wrap my brain about .... Maybe due to Nigerian Factor sha !

chiommy123:
I think I agree with miko. If you're really determined and occupy your mind with money making ideas and those things he mentioned iam sure you will forget about sex for a very long time.

Really, I think sex get more triggered when one is accomplished or comfortable .... Can one really forget about sex or manage the urge ..... Sexual urge also pop up same way as hunger or thirst ..... and the urge can be very disturbing and distracting

Anyway, celibacy n how long is a matter of the Mind .... you can keep away as long as your mind can withstand nonetheless, you may be killing some sexual nerves as they may become non responsive when the need be !!!

Hard to get , when it become unreasonable ... I just famz .... Many more better fish in the water now ...
I like a girl that knows her onion though and watch her steps .... If you jump @ me easily, I lose interest easily too .... There must be build ups and follow ups ..... we must be clicking

so .... Adekunle Gold is also not the one

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