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Olumighty123:
Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir
You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.

You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Offpoint:
Pathetic.... girlfriend, not wife.

God no gimme this kind pikin, even na billionaire him wan be... dash am small sense.

By the way, that hand I'm seeing doesn't look like someone fingers who can afford iPhone... hand is as dry as shit in harmattan.

More like a sales rep in phone store

Felix6:
Maybe he was told that Togolese are not yet as gullible as Nigerians, that they only offer little and further convertion to standard currencies rendered the whole offering useless. As such he decided to start the brainwashing with this, I am sure he will return soon to them and tell a story of how he was blessed after giving the offering out, there by asking them to emulate him into giving all they have in expectation of more blessings. All na format.

Jaqenhghar:
Honestly I am impressed. This is something to be proud of. Its not there but you can see the result of effort and creativity. Compare it to this junk you people celebrate

sylve11:
so the money gotten from the licences issued go stop the earthquakes?

sylve11:
so the money gotten from the licences issued go stop the earthquakes?

osayuwamwen:
there's even now a deposit machine in some first bank branch in Benin. The machine is supper smart and fast, just type in yr account number, deposital name, phone number and the amount u want to deposit,and put the money in any denomination and the machine do d counting and credit yr account in less than 5 seconds

Kurtis02:



Adverse effect of Technology.

mrgreen4real:
They should be expelled not suspended. Their offence is a sign that they are/potential cultists.

realestniggah:
If he was American they would have taken him to a hotel and treated him with the utmost respect.. But because say nah we we..dem know us for bad thing dem Lock my guy up. Smh. No benefit of the doubt