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ZooCountry45:
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Yes na, you go marry single mother?

FahBuLous:
This is why I will never be committed to any woman...

They can never be trusted...

Trust a lady at your own peril.

finishmatter:
WOMEN are INCAPABLE of Love.
They are intrinsically selfish.
Marry them at your peril.

If a lady tells you she loves you, never believe her.
A lady can cheat on you while claiming she loves you.
A lady can kill you because of love.
A lady can hate you and do you evil because she loves you.

If a lady claims she loves you, it is not always a good thing. Guys be careful!!!

Diabetes isn't a disease of the elderly alone.
Young children are now coming down with this incurable chronic diseases.... Remember that the soft drinks you're taking now is like you planting a seed that will affect your future. I am very sure that your future self is currently pleading your present self to stop this habit but will you listen

When I see people come down with complications of diabetes, I pity them. It's not something nice to have. You're still young, take good care of yourself

Datboredberry:
I've been on Coca Cola mostly... Occasional bottle of Fanta... A few cans of malt...

Not a single drop of pure water!!! Honestly... It's weird...

For more than a week... Maybe a month...

Should I be worried? Don't mention diabetes please, I'm eighteen... I don't think that's an issue...

I'm also hyperactive... So the sugar doesn't affect me much

Even 5 years old are coming down with diabetes.

Keep loading and stressing your pancreas you hear. I wish you long life

The phone wey you go buy for her, she will use to cheat on you.


If you're well to do, you can buy a phone for her. She may love you for that but just know that the love of a lady depends on various circumstances

AAAntz:
what about how to know the size of a womans pxssy?


if its slack or tight?

am very sure it would be the same method too


but many of them get borehole pxssy these days

may be its because of rigorous knacking

Look at the woman's lips... Lol

Happy birthday to her.
Wish you both the best in life.

BadRadio:
Just find a lady that's goal oriented, a supportive woman, a visionary, an independent woman with good manners and culinary skills... a graduate perhaps and get married. Stop checking for virginity and body counts.... just get married !!!

It is fair to say that you may have defiled and abused your countless ex's, but they are now married, If the guys who married them were scouting for virgins or were checking body counts like you are doing now then all the ladies in the world will grow old without getting married.


Goan marry joor !!!

Virgins should marry virgins.
Non virgins should marry non virgins. Make the equation balance.

DannyXpress:
That's what i'm talking about bro

Excellent power in dating.
When i tell people that a woman doesn't cheat on me they find it hard to believe. Even when they know i'm cheating.

Women will never cheat on you not because they don't want to, but because you gave them no reason to.
Using your powers of excellence, there's no lady you can't bring under your control

If you have this power and a woman cheats on you, she will regret ever doing that to you and won't be able to forgive herself.

You're doing well. That's the Spirit.
Ladies in a bid to feel special usually say, you'll not see any lady like me in your Life. I laugh because I know that there are better ladies than her. Sometimes, it's just similar experiences just different bodies.

Sunday2021:
hahahaha. Am I more manly than Samson in the Bible? A prostitute brought him down, and the same thing going on in the world now. No matter how strong and promising you are, if you meet a prostitute, that is the end of your journey.
Many prominent young men are either dead,mad,poor, etc, because of a prostitute.
Mind you, not every woman is dangerous but every prostitute is dangerous.

Lolz.... This one dey fear prostitute.

mirexxx:
cool

Cool, yeah. Fortunately, it ends here.
Next person please!

DannyXpress:
You're right 100%

Only smart men can decode the message i was trying to pass with this pictures.
Women cheat no doubt, but they know the kind of men they cheat on.

Chatting alone won't make a woman submissive, but your dating game as a whole, knowing how to handle them both online and offline is what makes you a an EXCELLENT MAN
This is why you need the THE POWER OF EXCELLENCE

I agree with you. I have gotten to the point of excellence in which any lady I meet can give me the permission to cheat on her and will still love me. And that's because I won't cheat in the first place, but if I cheat she will still stay with me. No be juju be that?

Lol.... Chat is baseless.
A girl can be chatting you up and claiming she loves you whereas she is in another guy's house recieving dick. And you the idiot will be smiling on your phone as if you've won a lottery.

Most ladies say I have forgotten them, I reply, yes, you forgot me too. And don't ask me for money, because I won't give you. Anytime a lady says or tell you that you've forgotten her, just know that she is probably taking a break from her boyfriend.

Deborah98:
Look beyond all these self-imposed qualities @Op... Wife materialism no dey show for face or looks,more than these lies something you can't interpret.

You're not a wife material.
Next person please

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

Them don jazz this one.
Unfortunately, your desire led you to being jazzed..... I know how jazz works. I have had mad encounters with numerous jazzes from all over the world. If you don't have desires, jazz would most likely not work on you. Unfortunately, we are humans and are laden with desires so even the hardest of men like Samson can fall. I can't fall for any lady yet because there is no picture of the perfect lady in my heart. I allow for a wide margin of error for everyone I meet and I don't take things personal. I'll tell you, if you want to cheat, cheat because you're the owner of your own body. I actually don't really care. Oh, you can't tie me down with food ( am not a fan) and you can't tie me die with sex ( I have transcended sexual energy). So I am safe and secured.

I never loved spiritualism or religionism until I encountered Osho. The guy is good, no the guy is good. Funny thing is that he is against all religions but he talks high spiritual stuff

anayonduba:
Oshos both...
Please mention the the full name of the writer.

His name is Osho.
Just search on the internet, you'll see it there. He is a spiritual mystic, a genius far ahead of his time.

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

Lolz.... The lady is not smart.
I don't trust ladies, no I don't and I won't. I still tell guys, if a lady is giving you sex, she is most likely giving other guys, if she is not giving you sex, she is most likely also giving other guys. Most ladies are not even sure of what they want. I have met many that want me to teach them how to be puritans but they still want to Bleep me, how does that work??

Never marry a lady that says, love me the way I am. You go suffer oooo

mirexxx:
how much the bride price come be??

How much is your own brideprice?
Remember that you'll bill the guy right from relationship days before he even pays brideprice.

Thank God I am wise. Na ladies dey give me money. I love my Life.

Bonanza643:
someone told me those people selling grounded pepper in bulk do mix it with other things such as millet.... joro.......ginger......wheat......flour... caprioca.....etc
they add one or more of this so they can get even more profits from their grounded pepper business....
please how true is this?

Very true.

The pepper will mask the other things they put in there.... If you see correct undiluted grounded pepper, you'll run. It's so pepperish.

Worldlegend:
She wanna shill with the big boys

She don Bumba
Now she don die

Zupso:
Will they hear?

No they won't. Drug is very addictive.
I thank my God that I realized it was addictive before I even knew what drug is, same with alcohol and smoking.

phranco:
I am in a relationship with a girl I'm planning to get married to. I love her and we vibe together and play most times. From my own assessment, she is good, down to earth, knows how to cook, humble, respectful, and she is also very beautiful naturally, infact she passed 70% quality of the kind of woman I want in my life.

The problem is that I'm not attracted to her sexually. She has a small body, and doesn't have nyash or should I say small nyash (sorry for the offensive word). I'm not aroused if I'm with her. I can manage to have sex with her just once, even if she will stay five days with me, and I know this gives her concern.

I like ladies with backside, height and chubby. but the ones I have come across doesn't even measure up to this my girl in character.

Does sex Matter so much in marriage? Cos I'm afraid I may cheat on her or get sexual satisfaction outside our marriage. I'm just confused right now.

Yes, you're confused.
Next person please

Minjim:
Ha ha!

Just say your heart is wicked.
Some humans are wicked, and I think she knows that

You sef you wicked.
Everyone is wicked, some are just less wicked than others. Isn't it?

sammywise247:
Imagine closing your eye to her past and marrying her, only to find out few years into the marriage that she still went to Bleep all her ex boy friends the week you married her. And know she claimed to be a virtuous wife.

Every lady claim to be a virtuous woman.
Only few ones will tell you they're bad but even at that, they'll still claim to be good.
Girls hardly have direction, it's the guy that leads and direct them.

The spiritual ones are the worst, I see through them easily like water. I just need to meet you once to know your weakness

Champneys:
Yes o. Even you wey be man no pure, you sef don knack everything everywhere.

Na so life be!

I am still pure and I am proud of it.

juman:
Op stated the reality of today.
Almost all ladies are prostitutes of different level.

There is no lie here. The pure and unstained ones are extremely rare. Unfortunately, it's the men spoiling and corrupting them. It's a viscious cycle

TemmyT002:
Tha past has a way of coming from behind and bitting you in the ass.

The bite isn't nice. Don't wait to experience it

BigBashiru:
God gave someone an ex prostitute in the old testament....

Old testament....