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The new guy will one day become old.
Mtcheww

Cry cry Baby.
I hope you're wiser now

This war is a very foolish thing.

5.0 is nice.
Congratulations

NwaAmaikpe:





See my fellow 1st class degree holder in Engineering.
Can someone tell this boy that with such brains, he has no reason being in Nigeria, he should be in one Aerodrome in Ukraine or in an auto assembly plant in Sweden.

Most people here may not know, but I graduated as well with a 5.0 CGPA and first class degree in Kpekus Engineering.
There is no rusty crevice that wasn't brought back to life after being worked on by me.

But it is not by getting a CGPA of 5.0 in Mechanical Engineering in the classroom, can he replace pistons and rings in the workshop?

Can he use an Allen key and '15 combined' perfectly with just his left hand while his right hand romances the boobs of an agbo seller as he replaces the 'half-and-top' of a faulty V8 engine without being distracted?

If he can, then he is just as good as me in this thing called engineering.

Them suppose make you minister of "fuckery"

Congratulations to her.
Wishing her the best in Life.
Life after school is the koko, and she has an advantage. I pray life is fair on her

People who do jungle justice don't have any sense. The real thieves are those ones in power and government. That's why we are so backward in this country. I don't support stealing in any form, anyone caught should be punished but by the appropriate authorities.

Moblux:
State universities have no business being in the same association with Federal universities. This is because when the Federal strike is over, they have their states to face again.

KWASU
DELSU

I hope other state universities will follow. Unilorin successful weaned itself but not without some litigations here and there back then.

Modified

Unfortunately, we operate feeding bottle federalism. Education at all level should be the turf of the state only. It is out of place in federal system for federal government to dabble into education business like it is done here in Nigeria. The first of the universities were of regional government affairs. The same for all these unity schools (federal colleges). Federal government can have specialised institutions like NDA and so on but it high time the federal government reconsidered it involvement in education. Its duty should be supervision, quality assurance and advisory

UNILORIN sef don dey strike again.
They have joined ASSU

HenryDion:
Right before I came into the real world, I was equipped with a vital tool that have seen me through to this day.

That is understanding the human nature.

Through years of reading, study and insane obsession to know why people act the way they do, and why I do too, I have come to a point where I believe I have unlocked it.

I can take a look at you, and determine if you'll be successful or not. If I have a little more data, I can even tell exactly how you'll die.

My friends have called me psychic numerous times, but the fact is that I use the data available to me to arrive at a possible outcome.

How I was able to acquire such a magnificent ability is nothing but books and years of study in human psychology.

This fascinating super power have helped me navigate the real world since my graduation. I have secured numerous jobs, without having to know anyone.

Without having to write a CV, and most times, without even having the right qualifications. All I have to do is learn about my target, the manager, and formulate an effective strategy.

When others are following the normal route of job board application, the 1% like us are stalking the manager of our dream job in the night. Learning what he or she likes doing, where he enjoys going, and the things that bring him both pain and joy.

This was how I secured a 3 months contract with a Sweden company, $10,000 monthly, and so many like that for the past few months as a copywriter.

My understanding of human nature and the drive to manipulate them into acting a certain way have made life so easy for me, especially in my career and personal relationships with people.

The reason many are poor isn't because they are not skillful, talented, or pretty. They just don't understand the human nature yet. They are still zombies, blind from the real world of money and power.

This is not something formal education teaches. They didn't event teach me how to floss, and I almost went through life not knowing what flossing is, and how important it is.

Though young, I have seen a lifetime of a 107 years old man. And I believe it's time I stop hoarding my knowledge and impact.

Not for money, but because I'm so damn bored and I need a challenge. Making people millionaires is not a bad challenge I guess.

This year, I want to make many people millionaires, by teaching them what I know, not everything, at least enough to elevate someone from poverTEA to financial freedom using their skills.

What if I offer to teach you how to become a millionaire this year 2022, what would you say?

Offer ends in 5 hrs.

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HenryDion:
Forgetting money is like second nature to me.

#1000

#500

But imagine forgetting over $2000

Just woke up and was getting ready to do some laundry and I found it.

I remember getting it two weeks ago.

How could I have forgot?

Say no to weed lol.

Glad I didn't leave the cloth for my dry cleaner.

Have you forgot money before, and how much was it?

Op, come give me money.
I never chop. Thanks.

Not surprised, there is a generation that curse their Father's and do not bless their mother's but their end is destruction.

Kobojunkiee:
The woman was married to the man at the time of his death, so there is technically nothing wrong with what she did.

Being in charge of the bills does not give one legal guardianship so the in-laws are wrong in assuming they should have been consulted on the matter. So the in-laws should probably work on accepting their loss and moving on from this.

You're talking as if it's easy.
It's because you're not in the situation

@, you don leave bad news for Nigeria dey look for bad news in Ghana. Welldone

Everyday is either a day for you or a day against you and maybe there is a third, a neutral day. Learn to enjoy all of them. Death will eventually come to all mortals, so it isn't something you should be scared of but something you should be prepared for.

badboyTee:
Brainless children

Your parents would be at home struggling for money to make sure their kids could be a graduate only for the children should be living a reckless lifestyle following boys up and down hope her spirit can see this comment. My only pity is too the poor parents and families they leave in tears.

Very wicked and reckless Children!!

Avoid bad company!!

It's not all parents that are poor or struggling to send their children to school though

I have decided not to give anyone the power to hurt me. If you like have sex with your father, I am not moved. It's Kuku your body and you can do anything with it.

Ladies will always cease to amaze me Sha. I was in a relationship with a creator of a group on WhatsApp and then my "pre wedding picture" (a drama in church) was leaked. The creator of the group got hurt, blocked me on WhatsApp but I wasn't bothered. The next day, she unblocked me, apologized and told me that she was hurt, that she still have feelings for me and was still interested in the relationship. I wasn't expecting it though, I know ladies can be irrational and can love those who hurt them most. That's ladies for you, not all of them though.

It will end in tears.
If you want to do it, only put the amount you're comfortable to loose. As I am like this, I no fit afford to loose even 1k, so I'll pass.

All these lies.
It's too crooked sef. Na mumu go fall for am

The only person I can die for a thousand times over is my Mum.

I remembered when I was in 400level medical school preparing for my exam that was to come up on January 3rd. That day was a cross over day to the new year, I went for night class and around 11:30pm I was feeling pressed, unfortunately for me the toilets were locked and I was staying off campus. My stomach was already rumbling, I ran into a nearby bush as the shit exploded in my boxers. Kai, it was so embarrassing for me that year. Imagine shitting on your body for new year, na wetin I take enter new year be that. I cleaned up in the bush and went to my hostel where I freshened up and later went to chapel for the new year crossover. Thank God say nobody Sabi say some few minutes ago, I shit for my body. Na funny experience Sha

Anything established on a lie will not stand the test of time. Unfortunately you'll have to keep supporting with lies until the truth finally comes out.

For me, it's the other way round.
Girls chasing me left, right and centre. When I feel I am done with one, another takes over almost immediately in so much so that I don't feel the absence of the one that just left.

Majority of my free nights are filled with girls calling me and talking to me. Like last night, I was on a video call with one lady, a voice call with another lady and I was chatting with three more ladies and I am not dating any of them. My multitasking level skills is very high and yes I was watching Facebook videos last night too. Life is wonderful and sweet.

AutoChick4U:
Yea. Another dude within her vicinity taking up her time. Distance relationship sucks

When the conversation gets shorter with you, it's getting longer with someone else

AutoChick4U:
Please guys is anything wrong in dating a lady who bets? Like one that can use their brain and cognitive ability to forecast games?
A friend found out I bet and was talking thrash as if he gives me money. How can you ask someone to stop what gives them a Lil joy. Lol.
So Can you date a female tipster?

Unfortunately I don't bet and I can't date a lady that bets. My own life, my own rules. Majority of betters I know are greedy, irresponsible and useless folks. The wise ones still make sense a bit

Your name is Nice but you're not nice.
Your sins have found you out, enjoy the consequences.

Na person like me wey no get shame go benefit from loan apps. But unfortunately, I don't do loans.

apache22b:
I'm on your trail already ,you'll hear from me personally, SOON

Shey you wan collect?

MadamVanessa:




Is either he was a cult member or the girl he married was a cultist girlfriend

Cultist are all fools.

If you're a cultist and you're in this forum reading this my comment, know that your days are numbered, unless you denounce that useless fraternity you belonged and come to Christ now, failure to do so, your end will be so disastrous.

There's no gain in cultism. If there was any gain in cultism, idiots like you guys won't even see space in any of the said fraternity to become a member.

The only thing cultism can give to you is untimely death, your family being wipe out, dismemberment of your body parts if they do no want to kpai you which is more wicked and brutal than killing you. With all these , young men do not want to have sense.

Be a hard man with your money, investments/businesses, educational achievements etc. Cultism doesn't make anyone a hard man , it only makes one a fool.

Cultists no dey hear word.
Do you have a personal beef with them?

See as fine girl with big breast just waste.
Las las, na everybody go die. Make we Sha die honourable death.

michoim:
About 24 new fighter jets are coming from Italy ordered by PMB at the cost of US$1.2bn. 12 of them are billed to arrive this year, and another 12 next year...

Mtcheww, in the end, they'll all become obsolete

All these toy planes.
I laugh in Nigerian.
Na God dey protect us.