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Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 11:26pm On Jan 08, 2013
hornipipe: Dopejemi check that thread of yours and reply.
Yeah I av
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 11:25pm On Jan 08, 2013
ItsModella: ahn ahn naw, it's not like that o. When last did you even check on me? angry angry
Na so


Me dat staLk u everytime I'm in d Romance section

Abeg! My wife, make we no deraiL b4 U know who Go ban husband and wife 2geda
grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: I'm Falling Down [Pour it out Here] ☺☺☺☺ by dopeJemi(op): 11:20pm On Jan 08, 2013
hornipipe: Isn't this a song ?
SherLock HoLmes, Go and sLeep


Y u wan just falL my hand 4 dis thread na, ehn?


Okay! Hu sing ​a♏
undecided
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2013
ItsModella: LMAO!!! dopejemi grin grin
My wife dat abandoned Me




Happy New year oh
undecided
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 11:09pm On Jan 08, 2013
Gban Gban Gban




SweetLemon aff Vex oh



U don bash her car, oyinbo rekpete
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by dopeJemi: 2:51pm On Jan 08, 2013
thegoodjoehunt: Thiago Silva and Ibrahimovic won nothing last year. How will they make the list?
Wah did Messi win Last year dat made him win d BalLon D'or


And u say ibra n thiago doesn't deserve a pLace in dat List cuz dey didn't win anyfin

Den RonaLdo shud av won it cuz He won d League
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2013
merengue: You are as dumb as you are stupid. So what scientific formula did you use in concluding that only midfielders succeed in different clubs; your pastor's prophecies right? So Van Nistelrooy and Falcao are midfielders right? Lilian Thuram, Samuel Eto 'O', Kanu Nwankwo and others too numerous to mention. Mumu is your username, dumbass is your password. Enjoy your trophy, you have earned it!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
FaLcao Left engLand 2 shine in spain abi, where did he start his career, has he Left? don't be a fooL

Van Left engLand 2 shine in spain 2 abi, don't be a person

Eto 'O' shined at inter Like he did in barca abi, don't be daft

Kanu pLayed in engLand 4 many seasons n he shined, is he stilL in engLand, r u hearing his name, don't be stupeed

ALonso left liverpooL 2 shine. In spain(D.midfieLder)
Beckham left man-u 2 reaL, he shined(midfieLder)
SiLva left valencia 2 man city, hez shining(MidfieLder)

Mehn! I'm done wiv u. I'm out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by dopeJemi: 2:17pm On Jan 08, 2013
FaLcao deserves a pLace der and not van persie or or drogba?

Kay!

Bebertov scored Five against bLackburn, he was d highest goaL scorer dat season,and aLso won d League, fifa 11 reach, we no see bebertov Name 4 List

Drogba scored in d finaL of d cL and aLso scored d winning penaLty and was consistent in d epL, his name didn't make d List, I won't add RVP cuz he hasn't won anything yet(bLame arsenaL)

Lahm was der 4rm start 2 finish, had d captain band on, defended welL and yet he didn't make it

CoLe was outstanding in d epL and cL and won d Fa cup n CL, yet he didn't make it.

I don't nid 2 telL u abt toure, pirLo and ramirez again


C'mon even rafaeL and ivanovic deserves it more dan aLves


No singLe pLayer 4rm d CL winners, dis cLear poLitics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by dopeJemi: 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2013
thegoodjoehunt: I am a Man City fan and I am not bias. Please who will you put Aguero above among the strikers in that team. The award is not based on League but achievements. Who will you drop to put Yaya or Silva.
Dis is Mine

Cech


Lahm, kompany, puyoL, ashLey coLe


Iniesta, pirLo/toure/Ramirez(he singLe handedLy destroyed barca and even scored and aLso won d CL), Xavi


RonaLdo, van-persie/drogba, Messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by dopeJemi: 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2013
Since d epL,serieA,bundesLiga pLayers r not good, d La Liga cLubs shud do deir Transfers in spain, dey shud buy deir pLayers 4rm deir own League


Nonsense!



PLayers dat Love competition wilL telL u 2 pLay in engLand. Ask toure,siLva and aguero


When aguero scored d winning goaL against qpr, everybody saw d excitement, even when a team escapes reLegation, d happiness is More dan dat of wen reaL wins d league, Nobody even knew wen ReaL madrid Lifted d trophy Last year cuz err'thang abt d La Liga is Boring
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Is Your Take On The 2012 Fifpro World XI? by dopeJemi: 1:28pm On Jan 08, 2013
Kslib: Yes,pirlo deserves to be on the list,but RVP doesnt... It was only when Rvp came to man u that he became fire,when he was at arsenal,he was just average.. So maybe he deserves to be on the next list,but certainly not this list...
Den I fink Rooney shud take d pLace of Van persie if u tawking abt Last season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Howard Webb To Referee Manchester United Vs Liverpool by dopeJemi:
luvola: webb again..! That how the retardeen ref gave shelvy a red card and an hoax penalty to manchester united in 1st leg @ anfield this season...
U fooL


Was it webb dat gave shelvy a red card
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 12:45pm On Jan 08, 2013
merengue: Too many idiots on this thread. If you feel Messi needs to leave Barcelona to prove himself, tell SAF, Casillas, Totti, Giggs, Terry, Scholes and co to also go prove themselves elsewhere. Also tell your fathers to go bang some other chicks and get them pregnant, after all, they have proven themselves worthy by getting your mothers pregnant and begetting you dummies.
Don't be a phucking nit-wit

We r taLking abt d best, dose pLayers u mentioned above, hau many times av dey carried d balLon D'or, d pLayers u mentioned are even midfieLders, except casilLas, is Messi a midfieLder? MidfieLders are LikeLy 2 shine anywhere in d worLd, e.g beckham, aLonso, siLva, toure. RonaLdo has pLayed 4 Lisbon, man-u, and nau 4 madrid, hez stilL d main man, dats 2 telL u he is realLy good, he can adapt 2 any system of pLay, I doubt if Messi can adapt 2 d system of pLay in any oda cLub outside spain. Watch messi wen he pLays 4 argentina and when he pLays 4 barca, u'lL know wah I'm taLking abt
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 12:33am On Jan 08, 2013
Hmmm!


Na wa oh



Abeg una Goodnight oh


I'lL counseL sweetLemon 2mao
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 12:18am On Jan 08, 2013
when it comes 2 sense in scoring, I give it 2 Messi (running like a cheetah is not skilLs) alL Messi does is run, like I said b4, he aLso has d sense of scoring


Buh when it comes 2 skilLs n scoring, dats two, I give it 2 RonaLdo


I stilL stand on wat I said b4, RonaLdo deserves dis award not Messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 12:11am On Jan 08, 2013
logica: Can you tell us how many assists Xavi & Iniesta (or anybody for that matter) created for Messi last year? Just admit you never watch Barca games. They just tell you what happened.
Smh!


Never knew messi was dis good dat he had 2 run 4rm end 2 end 2 win d balL n take it 2 his opponent's goaL post 2 score alL by himseLf wivawt any heLp 4rm his MidfieLders

Wow! Messi is realLy realLy good
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 12:06am On Jan 08, 2013
dayokanu: He scored 14 goals in the champions league without playing any Spanish team how about that

Colocini the same one that was a disgrace in Deportivo before seeing mumu in EPL?
Who was in d group?

Who were d weak defenders

Ask mourinho hau it feLt Like

Imagine barca in a group consisting of stoKe, everton and dortmund, I said imagine oh, I swear, messi won't be fit 2 pLay d second Legs

When u guyz pLayed ceLtic, hau did it go
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 11:58pm On Jan 07, 2013
[quote author=Alaba_Slim]so Y don't u want xavi or iniesta 2 leave also? ehn
ok because me$$i has not won the WORLD CUP & wen he does win the WORLD CUP, wat will be ur XCUSE?
'm a utd fan BUT believe mi wen i say this dat i always respected messi WHILE ronaldo was wit us then[/quote]Xavi and iniesta av aLways been dominant 4 club and country, dey r d ones creating passes 4 Messi, beLieve Me when I say dey'lL shine anywhere dey go in d worLd cuz dey create buh wen Messi goes 2 a cLub where der z no xavi or iniesta, wat wilL he do, run Like a Leopard 4 d balL, truth be toLd, xavi iniesta r his back bone even in PS2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 11:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
Even if man city or PSG gives Messi a cheque of 300milLion dolLars, He won't Go cuz He knows where He wilL shine(La Liga)


AlL dose mumu La Liga defenders wen dey do ajebutter 4 fieLd


Make Messi Meet peopLe Like Barton,Richards,Parker,shawcross,coLoccini etc

He go know say epL no be bread n butter
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2013
Dayo stop dis ArguMent aLready


RonaLdo pLayed in d epL, he was d best

He went 2 d La Liga, he stilL d best der

Messi Has bin pLaying 4 barca since God knows wen unLike RonaLdo hu won d balLon D'or 4rm d epL and shud av won dis 1 2, untiL Messi pLays in d epL or in d serie A or even in d BundesLiga and he wins it again, den I'lL be convinced he deserves dis award, its Just Like studying in a schooL where deir teaching system is easy n u come first in d schooL every year and der r oda schooLs which deir teaching system is hard dat u''ve not tried 2 know if u r realLy good, Let Messi pLay in d epL or serie A and score 86 goaLs in a caLendar Year. La Liga is just 2 easy, wen madrid pLay dortmund, body telL dem na, wen barca pLay ceLtic, dem know say d scottish league n spanish League no be d same

Truth be toLd, ronaLdo deserves dis award

#1 hez dominant 4 both cLub and country

#2 he won d League

Isint dat hau dey've bin doing it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 9:38pm On Jan 07, 2013
dayokanu: EPL fans Can you sit down and watch QPR vs Southampton or Aston Villa vs Reading?
Ask any epL fan dey'lL telL u


I watch every qpr game cuz I know wah dey r pLaying 4.

I can sit down n watch aston vilLa pLay Reading cuz d excitement never stops


Fabio was Loaned, not rejected
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 9:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
la Liga Fans


Can u sit down 2 watch biLbao pLay Levante

Or getafe pLay sociedad


No

Why? because ders nuffin interesting abt it, dey r not pLaying 4 anything, dey not fighting 4 anyfin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 9:13pm On Jan 07, 2013
Oahray: DopeJemi you got jailed abi? Stop spamming the thread with sentimental statements.
Wtf r u saying


I dunno dat guy mehnn!


I av onLy 1 account
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2013
Man city beat man-u 6-1( man u pLayed wiv ten Men)

Man-u beat ArsenaL 8-2(ArsenaL pLayed wiv Teenagers)


TelL more, has it happened again


Dayo, u can't count out d Likes of west-brom,everton,tottenham etc cuz dey r alL competing 4 d epL, we alL know dat if barca wins d eL cLassico home and away d League is deirs


I kip on telLing u, barca or reaL madrid can't pLay d Likes of everton and bLackburn

D epL is where barca and reaL madrid get deir pLayers from, e.g aLonso, fabregas, RonaLdo, . So many I can't count, and dey r stilL Looking 4 more 4rm d epL

Messi shud try and do his runny runny in d epL if he doesn't get up 2 3months

D only exciting match in d La Liga is Barca vs reaL
Said it n I'm saying it again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 8:48pm On Jan 07, 2013


D most exciting derby matches is in d epL


U can imagine ReaL thrashing athLetico in a derby match, derz nuffin exciting abt d La Liga apart 4rm when barca is pLaying reaL madrid

Its aLways a two horse race in d La Liga

Look at d la liga tabLe, d first 3 cLubs are d onLy cLubs dere, d rest r just a waste of time, seriousLy, d La Liga tabLe shud just consist of 3cLubs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2013
dayokanu: You surely dont know anything about European football

Except last year every year in the EPL its always Man utd and Chelsea dominating. Madrid and barca have all the stars? What of those Mata, Silva, Aguero, Michu that come to dominate the EPL are they from barca or madrid?
TaLk abt passion, its d epL

TaLk abt emotion, its d epL

TaLk abt Competition, its d epL

TaLk abt Love 4 d game, its d epL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 8:34pm On Jan 07, 2013
dayokanu: Barca cant play Swansea yet the best player in Swansea is a La Liga reject.

People can now see why EPL fans are numerous cos na every tom deeek and Harry dey watch
Mehn!


Stfu!


D ronaLdo dats dominating La Liga came 4rm d epL

Every year its barca n reaL madrid dominating, d onLy eye and attention catching match is barca vs ReaL madrid, when barca n reaL madrid has alL d stars y won't dey be dominating n intimidating d other cLubs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by dopeJemi: 8:21pm On Jan 07, 2013
Barca Can't pLay swansea or wolverhampton or even bLackburn



Fact



D epL is d hardest League in d worLd



Fact


La Liga is intimidating, if Messi comes 2 engLand, dat injury wey e never get b4 E go get ​a♏ 4 life
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: 5 Ways To Make A GIRL Happy(with Pic) by dopeJemi: 1:49pm On Jan 07, 2013
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Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 10:43pm On Jan 06, 2013
[quote author=lola.luv]How come you're still talking after fainting?tongue[/quote]Hehehehehehehehe



SweetLemon kissed Me when u turned, so I woke up



Its a MiracLe
grin grin
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 7:00pm On Jan 06, 2013
Sweetlemon: kiss
*Faints*



LoLa just do season 2 of my story
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by dopeJemi: 6:44pm On Jan 06, 2013
ooooh! I hate commenting Late oh


Don't act Like its d first time u seeing dem

Don't wait 4 sum1 2 greet u b4 u greet d person

Be joviaL and LiveLy

ALways smiLe

Since u staying 4 d weekend, don't wake up Late

Try and heLp out wiv d chores

If he has sisters, pLay wiv dem n try 2 cook wiv dem

Don't taLk 2 much oh

Be confident, cuz dey r not going 2 eat u



Thank Me Later
wink

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