₦airaland Forum

Clerverly: FisherMan with Fish Brain now adding Cassava particles into his brain and that man is Retardeen Odechukwu Cassa!

Idowuogbo: ability to see beyond imperfections

and a good knacker!

NigeriaKwenu: Is this guy up to 23? He's too short abeg.

Anyways, HBD.

Afam4eva(pls unban me MODS)

walexyll: God bless u,im affected by that as well....av always known its an allergic reaction bt neva thought it wud b connected with IgE....read d breakdown on wikipedia now....u really opened my eyes to it....wud definitely try out one of d antihistamine creams

........Dont know if its a bad habit...i make sure not a single grain of rice remains anytym i'm eating...even when eating outside;in a classy eatery,at a dinner party,even in parties(thogh i hardly go to parties).
I also dont like blowin my nose,I would prefer contractin my nose so that the phlegm is converted to sputum in my mouth...so i just spit d sputum out or chew it back and swallow

one last thing,I like checking myself out on anything reflective...if i came across a hundred packed cars b4 walking down to d junction where i take a bus every morning,I always make it a point of duty to smile to the "mirror" and see how I look..It is a daily habit...It got so embarassing one day that a security man attched to an hotel where a car was packed was watching me smile to myself lookin at an empty car...he then said "se ko si ooo??" meanin is everything alright psychiatrically??

razzberry2: Wen am in my room,am either totally or half naked..clothes dnt work 4 me in d room.
Wen i fart,i luv 2 put my hands on my ass so i can perceive d odour..

sapien: Jedijedi(pile) till you die!

The United Nation’s first World Happiness Report places Nigerians in the 100th position, lagging behind South Africans.
The United Nation (UN)’s first comprehensive survey on national mood has rated Nigerians as the 100th happiest people on earth. South Africans and Namibians, according to the study Known as World Happiness Report, are happier than Nigerians. South African are rated 90th. Namibians occupy the 97th slot. The new report comes about two years after Nigeria was described in a 2010 Gallup global poll as having the “happiest people on earth”. The 53- country Gallup poll rated Nigerians at 70 points for optimism. Britain scored a deeply pessimistic -44. The poll of 64,000 people from 53 countries around the world found Nigerians to be the most optimistic in the world in their outlook for 2011. It also found that the most optimistic people mostly live in low income countries, such as Nigeria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Kosovo, Peru and Bangladesh. Twenty countries scored low on per capita income and hope for
2011, including Russia and a number of eastern and central Asian states, plus Colombia and Ecuador. Four countries – Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Switzerland – were high on both income and optimism.

gigz31: Which company will buy nairaland..yahoo

kiyosaki1: do listen to the track .2 more times and then give your comment and stop attacking the personality involved