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Not true.

UrPapa:
Mtcheeeew

This more or less encapsulates our collective thoughts. In a nutshell, we have bigger problems to deal with than the current marital status of this couple.

illicit:
It's a tricycle in Nigeria

Which one is Auto rickshaw?

Ehn?

Your write up is verbose and pompous, like what an 'I Too Know' student would write

Best of luck

🥵

First thing I noticed. He clearly used chatgpt or one of its variants. Sadly, this usually ends up being tough to read as is the case with the op

JoeyNaza:
Even JAMB don't know MATH, what is 76 + 24 + 4.2 + 0.5.

Their percentages are not summing up to 100%

You are looking at the percentages for the categories all wrong.

This is becoming unbearable

Ingrid4:
My brother got 258
He got 82 in maths

Congratulations. Very impressive

Do you know what the highest in JAMB is?

CandidAdmin:
With only 480k+ getting 200+, even if they check it, you think they'll announce?

I understand now

Interesting. So, are borehole needed then?

It is just so sad watching doctors lose their license because of lack of professional conduct. I hope he learnt something from this

omoabike:
Same here. Tried several times yesterday without success and was only lucky this morning.

Thanks

omoabike:
The website https://efacility.jamb.gov.ng/Home is not bringing the result out. However if you use the SMS route by typing UTMERESULT to 55019 from the phone line you register. You will get the result. That is how I checked my son's result this morning

OK. Tried multiple times using the SMS route but yet to get a reply. Will keep trying

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm. You should understand nah. People will not disclose immediately perhaps until later. By now, most students have used their SMS code to confirm their result. It's a different story if they have not started disclosing it publicly. I just heard from a tutorial head that the highest he has recieved from his students is 349 and he manages their WhatsApp platform as well.

That's interesting. Thanks for the feedback.

Zetty177x:
You sound like his jilted wife. .person de talk of who is responsible for his success. U de para

Ok

FreeStuffsNG:
A lot of people have by now checked and seen their result

Not quite the case though. No one I know has seen their ward's result

Scamperlee:
I scored 132. Which university can admit me like this

Interesting and here I am making a post on why the JAMB result is not yet out. In many platforms, parents are also asking the very same question.

I guess the easiest way now to draw attention to your art is to whip up a frenzy. This way, a truck load of money is saved with fantastic results.

Nicely done.

The news is awash of JAMB results been out and so on. I want to know if there is anyone at all in this country who has actually seen their result.

Akalia:
What's your argument Dr? With all respect why are you putting up a defence on behalf of multichoice? What underlying meaning was your post trying to convey? Please make me understand?

My first post was heavily laced with sarcasm. In other words, we share similar views

Akalia:
So because you can afford the tariff increase you don't care about others like my humble self who can't? That's very callous of you doctor Ada

You failed to understand the underlying meaning of my post but don't let it stop you from accusing me of what I know nothing about

This is simply ridiculous. There are a dozen and one items that have been on the increase and that includes fuel,but by all means, let's ignore all that and focus on multichoice.

Guess the video is about the mom

Hilarious

This man should focus on this present government and stop chasing shadows. This is incredibly irritating

I think it's best to keep my comments to myself

This is incredibly silly

I am happy for them but at the same time sad.

Sad to see their potential and zest for life crippled by this country.

I wish them well.

Dpharisee:
Our forebears were so strong and healthy without taking any vaccine against malaria they were forcefully and brutally taken into slavery to work on plantations, Singapore eradicated malaria by sterilizing anopheles mosquitoes that carries the plasmodium. Why do you need vaccine instead of insecticide treated window nets and door cottons such that mosquitoes can perch and die, this is 2024 and I know that you won't take that vaccine into your blood stream

Are you against malaria vaccine or all vaccines in general? Need to focus my time and resources in addressing just one.

Quite dangerous to declare that vaccines don't work.

This is what we have been reduced to. Shame to the human race

Indeed. Publicity at its finest

For crying out loud, isn't it time we ended these wars?
They clearly solve nothing. This trend is becoming worrisome and what's more disturbing is that everyone is acting less concerned.

Good development. One hopes that this will reflect on goods as well. Is there no agency that can regulate this?