₦airaland Forum

yuzedo: if i coud touch my mind it will be d most dirtyest tin af never never touch b4. only punny punny punny i used to tink of.. we giv upp!!

Ain't api u combined those 2 words. "most " dirty-est?

My Neighbor who read Chemistry is doing really well in d retailing of chemicals, re-agents, media and apparatuses to the university communities (departments, faculties and project students) . very very lucrative

musKeeto: Ando one thief blesses the other thief.. even Jesus was hung with thieves.. Christianity and thieves no be today o...

lol. u r indeed a "muskeeto "
u sabi bite.

londonrivals: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/strange-fish-causes-stir-in-ibadan/
www.metronaija.com/fish-turns-to-human-being-in-ibadan/

I tried so hard not to say anything, but they were reportlng IB, where I had all my degrees in some of these things. I love UI.

richt75: It's a good thing but in China they will wait for few more minutes before sitting. Racial things and such burns my heart and most times I frown and never want to look to their direction .

Many thanks, I enjoyed d program on cctv? but d op posted it as if it was his original idea

tomzman: I don't understand what you are talking about. I didn't need to watch any TV station to observe that. It happens everyday in Lagos and elsewhere. I just thought about the idea and decided to open a thread on it. Ok?

Ok

governing: Yea I knw. So what I resolve is to apply for B.sc Honour amd after that, I will go for my masters.

so they rated ur nigerian first degree not enuf to do masters? I got to change my mind. I cannot do another masters after all d trouble in Ibadan both 1st and 2nd degrees? prof. kaya is nt serious., wud call him now. talk to u later, many thanks

governing: I was describe as being on NQF level 7. But though I knew it was suppose to take 10 day but I cannot tell why it took up to 2months before I got it.

many thanks to All for the communications.

@ governing : Prof. Kaya told me dat a SAQA evaluation point of 8 is needed for m
sc and 9 for a phD.
what r u going for?

tomzman: Cool day to everyone!
I just want to have your opinion on this. For those of us who stay in places like Lagos, there are times when you see an old man or woman entering a bus especially BRT and there's no empty seat, which means..... standing things (lol). Do you always or would you give up your seat for such a person? Let's discuss and please be sincere.

This ain't ur original idea, is it?
seems u watch alot of free chinese TV on Strong Decoder. That was where I saw ds stuff, but u posted it as if u originated d thought ; WHY?

governing: Am paying into standard bank and I thought the sleep can be sent to me.( I mean scaned copy)

yea same bank, but in Rands (645) for a PhD in indegenous knowledge in kwazulu natal.
@ governing? what was d outcome of ur saqa evaluation?

governing: Like we are having similer issue, please can someone help with a way out to resolve this.

yes it seems we are, are u doing qualifications evaluation? if yes we can make a joint representation about d hiccups we are facing in paying d damn fees

Meringe: Ije Ego Uwa

@ Ije Ego Uwa

Are u Delta Igbo?

Hi All,
Pls how does one pay SAQA Evaluation fee and get the evidence of payment from Nigeria.
Zenith Bank kudnt do it, don't know why. pls advice, thanks!

[quote author=Erelu_Y][b][size=14pt]I am not a scientist. However, I am sure there must be scientific explanation (e.g. genetic anomaly) for this. Nonetheless, gullible religious and superstitious zealots have already started to insinuate that this event symbolises endtime, this and that. Endtime my foot. I was reading a book, written over one century ago, in which the writer was claiming it's endtime. One century after, the time still hasn't ended. Undoubtedly, he succeeded in deceiving people of his generation that it was end time. People, especially Nigerians, are still falling for the same old endtime trick and gimmick. It's true that religion is a social valve, designed to make people conform with its biddings so they could receive unverifiable and unfalsifiable eschatological rewards. Nigeria would only make progress the day religion dies a natural death as it has in the Scandinavia.

In the developed world, Vets, biologists, and animal scientists would investigate this and emerge with outstanding research papers in high impact factor journals.[/size][/b][/quote]@ 'High impact factor journals'
Have u got anything to do with UNN, Nsukka? They un-impressionably emphasize dat alot as a basis 4 staff promotion. What happened to d words 'reputable journals'?

Burger01: Some women have caustic tongues. I can't remember the number of times I did 'disappearing act' on my woman. Ayam even afraid of saying 'I do' to her on that day.

Women, learn to understand your men. Most women won't say things they say to their husbands to their bosses @ works. I, personally don't like argument with my woman. Yeah, I could flare up and behave unexpectedly borne out of stress at office and thinking of how to keep the family afloat. To avoid high bp and needless home stress I simply do the 'disappearing act'. Don't wanna 'quench' before my time..

Imagine ur wife calling u names like "pig ", "goat " And later draw closer to ask for intimacy and money. I prefer words like "stupid " foolish " wicked " to d above 2.

sometimes is good to run to avoid "HOMICIDE "

biolabee: Sorry this story is funny

A man fights with his wife and to blow off steam leaves for months at a go

Firstly what kind of work does your man do

Also are you working

Where you stay, who pays for it

Wat is the nature of arguments you have

Its not funny at all. My Uncle once married a woman, they both had 2 children ; very good job with a british company and very rich too.

Every thing is available in the house including official and private cars, but this woman would often nag and even violently smash the windshield of the car in which he was being taken to the office in the morning .

He devised a way of avoiding her hurting words and violence by frequently going to work from a hotel room in Ikeja anytime he smelled trouble in the house.

The marriage has since become history, some women can truncate your life ; my eldest brother died of stroke cos of a similar scenario.

[quote author=collins.123]*hisses on thread and continues sipping alomo + black label & 2 packs of Target cigarettes and waiting for mama oyoyo to finish my catfish pepper soup while playing ludo.

On to the next one[/quote]lol. I like ds Guy, "Target " still dey?

FineBro: Kidnap things!

lol.

Ab025: @op, Can u make an omelette without breaking an egg....?

Have u been listening to same audio tapes with my GF? lol.

Lifebender: No be only u fit dress
omo to shan

lol.

[quote author=life_style]when motorcycle is been banned every where..

+ this looks like a lady's machine [/quote]lol. what is this? civil service work self. see every body just cos of this thing?

TriLah: No pinshure abi na picksure?

Exactly, where is d bike? and why bike in d wake of widespread ban ban?

Caracta: Oh my goodness!!! I can see the boooobs in the third pic. I had to check and check and re-check. I can see the booooobs! Yaaaaaay! I CAN SEE THE BOOOOOBS!

Very hard to spot. One minute, it's there, the other minute, it's gone! But now, it is there and i can see it

sure u r right, just figured them out after a 2nd look. very interesting, but am still not gay. lol.

kokoye: I see two bobbicious "oblosparas" ...and two people dancing.

Yes I said it..

A male and female dancing? lol. I ain't gay though.

Chrisbenogor: "Naim Jesus fall in the canoe with him pallies"
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise and arrange the yawa"
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"
Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head and say UNA FALL MY HAND"

lol.

[quote author=o'boy]bros,you lost me there
why will he steal the corn seller's money there?he is a governor
Do you know that?[/quote]where is d Deslike button?

No ethnic colors intended, but check out d drug story sha. No smoke without fire.

My friend in d uk was un-harmed after a raid in their apartment blocks revealed a somalian to be responsible for drugs activities there.

These guys (police) watch u for a long time b4 they hit.

[quote author=blackchief]Good policy.But what happens if i issue two or three different cheque of 150,000 each to the same person on the same day? [/quote


GOOD Qeustion ; I remember when MTN said u cannot transfer less than #50 air time. But people got around it.

if u wanna transfer #5 flashing credit to a trusted friend or loved one, all u need do is transfer #55 and he or she transfers back #50 to u.

legalwealth: He ought to have been flew abroad for more treatment before it went out of hand.

RIP and may your falcons not dissapoint you while you are in heaven...

"flown"

rafhell: at 40 let him continue to waste his life and not put his dick to good use.
i will be 28 soon and i am a happy father of 2 kids.

Rubbish!

Tanfikos: Wow, that girl really looks deaf!!

lol. And u already got more than 20 Likes?
Be like say All of una na kolo mental.

bittyend: Gosh, why am I even bothering with these two monkeys with blinkered brains?

Phu.ck out of my face, you Igbotic monkeys. You can't troll me.

Just know I'm a God when it comes to the use of English.

Go troll your mom in her village hut!

u reminded me of an ape in d zoological garden @ d university of ibadan. its name was "Makinde".

now dat sounds like a yoruba ape; isn't interesting 2 learn abt igbo ape on ds thread?

do other tribal apes exist?

wat is it with name calling on Nairaland?

ignore d formatting of ds post, it was deliberate. thank u.