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lasinoh!

if i knew i was talking to a damned soul earlier on i wouldn't have bothered replying you!

but be that as it may,go fa.ck your whimp of a husband!

i'm not going to bring myself low by replying a DOG again!
good luck to your america and stay blessed!

@lasinoh

poor you! you wretched scum of the earth. local dirty old haggard. did i hear you say you are married? damn so some foolish old whimp married a skunk like you!
issh! your dirty old pooshie smells on cyber space!
30yrs as a pooshie vendor! i put your age btw 50-60yrs! shame on you and your cursed clan.
how do you feel when your white superiors call you monkey? not because you look like one but because your mama actually mated one to produce you! look at this thing! a fifth generation of ashawoos!
you are the very gutter of the world

@lasinoh

me? hump on that wrinkled expired behind with bleached stretch marks? i laugh in garlic!

didn't know ahawoos have pension. in any case have you taken your drugs? cause it seems your hunger for joysticks is getting outta hand biatch!

@lasinoh

i know a girl with expired pooshie who fits the ethnic composition you described of your self. we all called her a mixed breed alsatian dog cause she loved humping so much she humped her poor grand daddy to death! this was after having two kids by her brother. the parents tried covering the scandal by sending her to texas u.s.a but alas she turned a pooshie vendor and a crack addict. she's presently in a psycho center and still fac.king the life out of her ugly a.ss

Eko Ile:
The picture below is a good answer to your question, The chicken is their for a reason, it's called chickening out.

i wan die with laughter!
but seriously i think politically the ibo politicians are not very smart. at times like this when every other group has made its stand they will keep quiet. when a positive result comes out and the spoils of war are being shared'they will now come out screaming marginalisation

@lasinoh

while we are at it cutting off people,we can as well cut you off nairaland you are too promiscous!

@karfe

not the same leonard.
i didn't reduce the MB, i only stated whats visible. everywhere in the world you find smaller groups in the midst of larger ones. as for the small minority tribes in the core north you can't call them MB simply because they are christians.infact like earlier stated if they should be a separation then it should be the east central MB(igala,tiv,idoma)! the other category i.e s/kaduna,plateau,nasarawa etc could be separated simply based on recent religious instability not affirnity!

@flipside37

in the nigeria and the world of today you can't remove politics from religion especially when tolerance is no longer there like northern nigeria!

@karfe

they are certain tribes because of their small numbers have to just make due with the dominant larger ones. we can't all have states or regions simply because we are different from the next man. southern kaduna,plateau,nasarawa,taraba can all tag along'the difference btw these people is not much (including facial features) and they share a common boundary, niger can be incorporated with the larger north,benue,kogi,a small part of taraba,the tiv speaking part of cross rivers(bachave) can be grouped together. the remaining smaller tribes can remain with the north.

the MB cause is a tricky one, like i said earlier history has proved that putting the east central middle belters with the others proved unworkable and the reasons are not far fetched,those in plateau,nassarawa,kaduna,bauchi,taraba,adamawa,niger etc up until recently(due to religious & ethnic crisis) had closer ties with the larger hausa peoples.the east central minorities always viewed them as part and parcel of hausas.the tivs actually called them "uke" the same word they used to refer to hausas. as a matter of fact prior to independence the struggle for autonomy by these minorities has been two folds,the eastern ones on one hand and the others on another hand! recall that awolowo's proposal for northern minorities had the north,north central and east central. geographically seperating the these groups from the larger north is almost impossible,the nupe man will always toe he line of the hausas same with the kanuri of lafia,the sayawa and other minorities in bauchi will always go with the hausas infact of the middle belt states only plateau,southern kaduna(due to recent instability in both places) and the east central peoples(tiv'idoma'igala) will toe a different line! so what you now have as MB is southern kaduna,plateau,benue and kogi!
now for southern kaduna and plateau not because of historical reasons but recent experiences will more than anything want to be part of this region but will be geographically restrained! this leaves you with kogi and benue who are different culturally & traditionally,have the numbers and with no influence from the larger northern region including the other northern minorities. this is your middle belt!

what makes people one is affirnity with each other. most of the so called MB tribes have nothing (absolutely nothing) in common! for instance theres nothing in common btw the igala and the berom man,neither is there anything in common btw the bachama and mada man.the tivs are so distinct from the others! MB is just an idea of forming a front of minorities against the hausa/fulani. most of these MB tribes have an affirnity with the hausa through years of intermingling the exception being the eastern central ones i.e igala,tiv,idoma!

@aletheia

igala's are kwararafa! their origins can be traced to the old kwararafa kingdom made up of jukuns,idomas,igallas,chamba,igede,alago etc

jason123:
Don't be too sure . . . . this is the MB not the South.

i don't know what you are impling but this i know, the people in benue are not fools! sticking with the north if the country seperates means they will become the majority christians/non hausa speaking and as such a repeat of the present nigeria with them bearing the brunt of religious attacks! if at all a middle belt state is formed,sticking with them means the rebirth of the old benue plateau where benue indigenes were hated and disliked for dominating the civil service and being educationally more advanced. besides a tiv man doesn't forget the fact that most of the middle belt tribes are actually quararafa(and all speak a uniting hausa) and as such will gang up against him when the chips are down! benue will be in a predicament!

emmke:
Benue is not 98% christian. And they are north, or at least middle belt. Have never been south.

i never said benue is south! i implied that when the chips are down they'll rather stick on their own than go north! i can atually give the demgraphics of benue! in the capital makurdi there are small pockets of hausa settlements in wadata and north bank area! amongst the tivs are 0.01% muslims while the idomas have about 2.5% muslims! unlike the other north central states the people speak their own language and not hausa! before the amalgamation of 1914 southern tivland was under southern protectorate!

for more about benue people try reading the book; the middle belt people: politics of identity and development by the late prof. logams

emmke:
nah. Not just benue. Most northern states are agricultural powerhouse. Plateau, taraba, nasarawa, kaduna etc are all blessed with fertile lands with significant % of nigeria's agricultural produce coming from them. And last time i checked, benue is NC or has anything changed?

in matters like this i don't think a 98% christian benue will exactly follow the mostly muslim north and assume the position of the igbos(as the scape goat of the muslim north) in the seperated north!

blacksta:
Illiteracy is a disease - whilst these poor souls were protesting  - Their saviour spent 3 Million naira eating yesterday

lol! no kill me with laughter

otokx:
the north is the food basket of Nigeria.

you mean benue

a new set of comedians

i think in all honesty the fisherman is acting a script! agreed the removal of subsidy will do a lot to the economy of nigeria. the quetion is how do you go about removing it since nigeria has lost trust in its govt and without putting more hardship on the people? the answer: a sincere govt would have drawn a 3 yr road map on subsidy removal. the 1st yr 30% of subsidy should be removed. by the second yr govt will come back to the people and say this is what we did to the 30% we removed from subsidy and if the people see that truly so so and so was done with subsidy money another 30% is removed! i just don't understand the rush in removing everything at a blow! f.ack the drunken fisherman

@post
are you surprised its the north and west? well both regions have always expressed their opinions at critical times of nigeria's history little wonder they determine a lot that happens in the country! as for the wise men in the east? now you know why they are always schemed out of things! let the true cowards stand up!

must you post?

no offence to the ijaw people but hadly do you see one(amongst their leaders) that is sharp and articulate! that said,lets call a dumb a dumb. gej is the worst we have had! i've come to realise after experiencing jona that our past leaders actually had a grip on governance they were just being mischievious with us!

fools! they got intel about an attack on jona but they seem not to get any on the activities on boko haram! we against the rest syndrome

i keep hearing cabal,cabal,cabal,cabal!! ah ah are they ghost? why is that this govt is always giving excuses on a nameless cabal?

shei they have removed subsidy and given us palliatives(1600 buses)? no problem,they should also remove their salaries and allowances and collect palliatives too!

would vote for a buhari any time any day and i'm so christian! here is a man who was minister of petroleum then head of state (would have easily been the richest nigerian now) but stole nothing! he drove away his wife for begging the then military govt for funds while he was locked up!

mumu

Rad1cal:
Elrufai keeps saying shiet consistently just to get heard

of course he has the freedom of speech to release his pungent crap

and what shiet did he say there? i thought that was brilliant

apoti:
if I were in your SHOES at this moment, " GEJ. Shoes again  

i dey die of laughter!

the president's annual basic is 3,514,705million naira

minister 2,026,400"million naira

minister of state 1,957,580million naira

you can do the maths urselfs and see what the drunken fisherman is all about

25% basic of the executive arm;president,vp sgf,ministers,sa's etc combined is not upto 125million! why didnt the fisher tell us that he's not going to collect allowances again and he's going to feed,clothe etc from his salary like the rest of us do?

dayokanu:
Mr Muanmi,

Which Calculation would make us arrive at 1.3 trillion?

Is it that the volume consume quadripled within a year or the price quadripled within a year?

don't worry yourself, you wouldn't get an answer based on facts from him. the guys whole theory is based on his bedroom assumptions.