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How can I be proud when my only my passport will subject me to ridiculous humiliation in most of the world's airports?


Frederick Lugard no go rest in peace. May he wander in the darkest space of nothingness for all eternity. Amen

Male or female?

The King in her name is a subtle example of gender based inferiority.

I'd rather die

BigSarah:
Humans are going to Mars to turn it to a shit show like they did with Earth...
This discovery of Mars is making religious statements(there's only heaven and earth) appear silly.

Lol at Discovery of Mars. Humans have known Mars for thousands of years.

BF69BF:
How's this even our problem? With all the irregularities going on in country, cup getting full is your problem.

OP, is your brain shaking?

It's brain teaser. It's supposed to shake your brain

Kennyfancy:
what type of job

Why do you ask?

Too many loose ends. Office vaginas that cannot be unfucked. The drama can literarily drive you insane. Plus at the time my account balance dey give me top notch confidence.

stonemasonn:
Male child is guaranteed.

Stop being silly. How will they conceive with condom as protection

Wife Pimps Out Simp husband should have been the topic

With that big yansh? They should add attempted murder to her charges

Just a fair note, not every voice in your head is the voice of God. Take a case study of Nigerian pastors, they all claim to hear God but deep down we all know it's a lie.

With all due respect sir, e ti ya werey

So sorry for your loss. My heart goes out to you guys, really.


Bros, you should have just let her have it. 30 naira is useless in this country right now. The only reasonable thing you can buy with it is three sachets of pure water.

orlaglobal234:
Pls can you educate me more about that Bitcoin stuff i want to know more about it pls

Bitcoin is digital currency. It is the future.

https://www.bitcoin.com/get-started/how-do-i-easily-buy-and-sell-bitcoin/

Goodluck.

Iamafinegirl:

These things wld still b there wit or without d sex. When sex tire am...or nothing fascinating about my body again. It would still raise up its ugly head back

Maybe but if he was getting laid every once in a while, he'd proudly shoulder the responsibilities more, trust me. It's in our DNA. He loves you, no doubt but then what? What is love if you're not making it or should I say renewing it?

That said, also remember that this Covid period is very difficult for everyone. Inflation everywhere. Bills are increasing. Commodities are now ridiculously expensive. Insecurity is at it's max. The government lacks empathy. When you consider that, the average Nigerian has every right to be a little hot headed right now.

Does your doctor have to be sick to treat you?



It's common sense, yo!

Both of you, una engine don rust. No oil. Excess friction.


Trust me, the no sex rule is contributory to your problems. In this difficult country, how will I live with a woman without entering her body, subject her to my will with multiple climaxes often?? Excess sexual tension na recipe for disaster not only at home but even in the office environment.

Suresoniaabia:
Hello Nairalanders am a 31 years old ladies am a mum of 2 but my baby daddy took away my children since we separated since 2014 now I heard he is using the girl which is just 11 years old as a maid to his new wife they reside in onitsha. I want to know if there is any organization that can make him pay child support and the kids will be under my custody. Please I really need help

You heard? Who is your source? Why aren't you seeing your kids often? Why don't they spend holidays or weekends with you? Maybe your source is a bad belle, also your kids could be maltreated by their father's wife. The best way to be sure is to interact with them. I hope I'm wrong that you've been distant otherwise they wouldn't really open up to you. I mean, 6+ years is a long time.

WoundedLamb:
Yeah, I believe those kids (with the same parents) would have still turned out just fine regardless of the continent.

I guess you're right.

fablouzLeged:
my dad is full of Hair I saw his youth photos with afro when he was 36

Actually, if you're bald, you got the gene from your mom. Look it up

WoundedLamb:
An African friend always argue that kids are better of raised in Africa. He said he'd send his two boys to Nigeria so they'd know what life is all about. I asked him "what life is all about", he said hardship, blackouts, etc. He said kids raised in the Americas aren't respectful and organized cause they didn't suffer. And that brings me to the topic of this thread. Is the Nigerian style of raising kids really the ideal model? I just want to share my opinion on the things my friend mentioned as reasons to send his boys to Africa: respectful and organized and the need to "suffer small" (his words).

Respectful: In the Nigerian society, elders don't usually explain to kids why they shouldn't do some things; they just authoritatively ask them not to do it and the kids better not ask why. Kids grow up respecting thier elders out of fear (and not admiration or love). The implication of this is that they do a lot things without their patents' knowledge, and they get used to this "hidden lifestyle" that makes it almost impossible for parents to truly know thier children. This in turn denies the parents the opportunity to identify and correct some unwanted behaviours as the kids always tell them just what they want to hear. And then it's only a matter of time before some of these kids outgrow the fear and reveal their true personalities (good luck with your mystery parcel at this point). Whereas in the Americas, kids are engaged and not commanded. You can easily tell the direction your child is headed.

Organized: He said kids raised in Africa are more organized and not crazy like their American counterparts who do all sorts of things like tattoos, plastic surgery, etc. Yes, Americans have a lot of deviants, but that's why new ideas/findings pop up everyday. I believe Africans force thier youngsters to fit into a predefined pattern of life and thereby reducing the chances of creativity. In Africa, you are supposed to go to school, get a job, get married and make children (and there are ages for all these). Then your children will do the same and the cycle continues. This "organised" pattern is the African dream; it is more important than any other dream or even the world itself, and any deviation is frowned upon. Africans think it's a crazy for a man to dedicate his life to studying mosquitoes even if that's his dream (yet Africans are the most affected by these killer insects), Africans think it's crazy for a woman to say she ain't getting married but would rather use her money to adopt and raise orphaned kids. A friend I was teaching software development had to quit cause "he didn't have time anymore". According to him, he had gotten to the age of marriage. And you wonder why nothing spectacular comes out of this continent? Alternative lifestyles might be scary but that's the wheel of progress.

"Suffer small": This one makes me laugh and I usually use it to tease my friend. Kids don't need to suffer small. Kids need the skills that would make them survive in their environment. If carrying water, fighting for a bus, using candles and going to the farm equip the child for the African life, great (just don't overdo it). But that's not necessarily a model. It's something they do out of necessity. A kid who is born in North America does not need to go to Africa to "suffer small". I don't even own a bucket as an adult and I'll probably never buy one. A kid born here needs DIY skills amongst others.

I don't have a problem with some people wanting their kids to go to Africa to learn thier culture but I don't subscribe to the idea that kids raised in Africa are better off. What do you think?

Doesn't matter really. I went to secondary school with kids of politicians and billionares here in Nigeria. Majority of them travelled abroad very often but we're mostly raised here. A vast majority went abroad for tertiary studies. I am proud of many of them today. They're excellent in their fields and are very independent.

OmoAkin85:
lol foods stuff 300k incase bitcoin crash my guy can be eaten ..guy u wicked

Bitcoin won't crash in the next 100 years.

Use 2 million to buy Bitcoin and watch it grow like a plant, buy enough food stuff like 300k worth. Keep the change and continue your current lifestyle. Unless someone gifted you the money, you should be confident in continuing(doubling) your current hustle.

Trust me, 2.5 isn't enough money here or abroad.

Beckysexy:
Please who is he and is he married?
Just asking for a friend.

Ask one of your 500 million followers.

Beckysexy:
And what makes you think I'm lying?

Prove it.

Ugandatales:
Good luck with doing that. Personally, I sleep better when my data is off...I don't want to be romancing radiation in my sleep.

Lol. That "radiation" is everywhere.

meobizy:
I’ve noticed this twice. I bought a box of coke in which all the drinks tasted flat. I had to buy an additional plastic offering from a fast food outlet to confirm that my purchase wasn’t fake. It’s sad that the bottle variety is no longer a thing. I’ll have to buy canned ones in the future.

I really miss the glass bottled ones. Even though I rarely drink soda anymore except as a chaser with liquor, when I do, I'll make sure it's glass bottled.

JOACHINpedro:
Someone said antibiotics
Quack farmers everywhere

As in ehn, laugh wan murder me