₦airaland Forum

TheSourcerer:
I love Archer "Phrasing"

Well, I am a secret agent. There's got to be someone I idolize, right?

Judgesledge:
You de watch crime and investigation too much, we no get serial killers here, but we gat lots of ritualist who indulge in murder

Same thing different context

To rephrase "Lekki prostitutes aren't for small boys".

Simply because society has shown her that if a man does not smoke or drink, he must womanize. Truth is most men will womanize regardless of their vices. You can find a man who neither drinks, smokes or doesn't even womanize but is secretly a serial killer with a white collar job.

Modified.
Please don't quote me if you cannot comprehend. I'm saying there are worse things hiding in plain sight. I drink, smoke but prefer one woman at a time.

Oluwomonext212:
And the buyer couldn’t afford to use logistic from the port to the destination…anyway, Wetin I know

Took the words right out of my mouth. I would never use RORO to ship any exotic car

Your wife no try but you too sef...shey you no know say e get the way you go smash woman back to back wey she don cum like twice, if you pull out say you don tire to dey pound (but you never cum sha o) she will be eager to put it in her mouth without having to ask her to do it. She will want you to remain rock hard so you can keep going. I'm saying this from experience. If she never ejaculate before and you carry am reach there, bro I swear she'll suck you off no questions asked

If you check am she go fear tha spiritual father pass the God she dey worship

Did your husband repair his phone recently?

Our society is ruined. In the next 200 years, our image will be so fuckedup we will need a visa to visit even ECOWAS nations

OAFMods:
The prof wan use English destroy your Igbotic dull head 😂😂😂😂

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I swear! E pain am say e no fit comprehend.

Used designer clothes from abroad

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IkeIgboNiile:
Isn't it funny that international celebrities think it's cool to be associated with Nigeria while Nigerians think it's cool to be yankee

Nigerians are legends in Yankee. One guy said one time that Nigerians can use Hotel key card to shop and not get caught.

Jennymine:
He's always humble, finish!

Someone you didn't know much about before 2022.

Cooly100:
...You must be sniffing some hard substance in your hopeless lab...in Andromeda Galaxy.

Can you include you APC thugs in your study...to tell why you excellent and good behaviour in the first picture....resulted in the second pic...and you are humans...

You see your life...Only devils or morales deep political jobbers will dare it...

Oh yes, Obidient Earthling. This demonstration was nationwide based on our studies. As a matter of fact, during these protests, there was almost a 100% increase in regular commodities coupled with the fact that his wife was a loud mouth who made it known she had her own political affiliations and aspirations. His close associates labelled him a drunk because he said Boko Haram had infiltrated his government. If you must know, the man who named his goat Jonathan was Obidient this past election and his name is Theophilus Okafor

Cooly100:
I know you just arrived from Jupiter...

Where were you when a fourth person became a governor of Imo state.

I am not saying anything is not possible...

I'm not just arriving from Jupiter. I've just arrived from an unknown star system in the Andromeda Galaxy. We've been studying Earth for millions of years but particularly focused recently in Obidients who are exhibiting the dumbest behavior we've ever recorded on your planet.

MXrep:
Don't go and start attacking Igbos if it doesn't favor you. Na so una brag before election but when results started coming your started attacking people and destroying ballot boxes

Last I checked, Igbos are already attacking and killing Igbos but your Messiah daddy has never addressed that problem.

Penguin2:
Hopefully you won’t be the one needing psychiatric attention by the time the Tribunal rules.

Wetin funny pass be say in the delusional possibility that the court rules against Tinubu and APC, you would also need the court to rule against Atiku and PDP to install your disillusioned messiah.

I thank my stars I'm on the winning side even before them pass judgment. If Nigeria was a sane country, psychiatrists would make a killing in the coming months from many Obidients but when it starts, na religious houses their families go carry them go last last

plaindealer:
This is one of the many things I so hate and dislike about this dangerous and slimy snake, he sits and looks the other way while his vile, disgusting and toxic mob insult, abuse, denigrate, ridicule and trash other people, they dragged and trashed Prof Wole Soyinka for almost 2 weeks, but this 2 face slimy clown was enjoying it and refused to order his toxic mob to desist, now he's prostrating and playing nice as if he was under some cave in Afghanistan when his mob was attacking the Professor.

It's always the same crooked and deceptive game all the time, Nigeria is so lucky that God rejected this evil and bigoted clown.

He is exactly what you called him. A snake. He has never berated his Obidient zombies in public. He has never spoken against the activities of Ipob killing his kinsmen and disrupting economic activities on the most important day of the week before or after the elections but he keeps talking about national issues online and congratulating Nigerians left and right. A real snake.

I've never understood people fighting to kill. Just knock them the Bleep out. Most Nigerians will never face a confrontation with fists. They will be looking for weapons up and down. Spits

Let the wailing begin

alobright17:
you’re obviously following the game via radio commentary or your bias if not how can a team score own goal if the opponent isn’t attacking? And again how can a team leading 2 nil away from home against this stubborn Newcastle without attacking?

I'm disappointed you gave him an audience

In as much as dog meat is a delicacy....if I witness when it is being killed, I won't eat it. On the other hand I can witness the killing of any other animal to eat it. I grew up with dogs. When I was young one of our dogs was hit by a car, I cried legit tears.

The person that wrote this story made N3 per work

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Igbos in diaspora must start ferociously taking part in politics and elections in sane powerful countries where they reside like US, UK, Canada.

An Igbo born British PM is a possibility, even Chimamanda Adichie has a good chance of being US president if she partakes.

There is a reason this has become imperative. The Chinese, the Indians, the Jews et al., know this.

You're more delusional than an ostrich that wants to fly

Should have gone for a billion naira lawsuit...they will arrive at equilibrium between 50-100m

donbachi:
I pity you.
Read your bible and check why God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah.corruption,drug trafficking, rigging, electoral frauds, selection and imposition of candidate, forfeiture,false age declaration and lying under oath were all the reasons God destroyed the above mentioned cities.

You supporting tinubu is an offense punishable by hell sentence.

See how you're brazenly lying. When did human adopt a voting system? You're just adding steel to what OP said about how you cnt make heaven

The guy should just collect the ting and propose to his side chic asap

All these people spewing trash on AriseTV everyday are those that sponsored the burning of TVC news and Lagos in general during EndSars. They should go to their home state and remove the log in their eyes there