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My uncle bought three live chicken today
To my surprised they gave me knife to kill them I thought they were joking to but no they were not
I stood beside the gutter with the three big hen waiting for them to come collect it from me to my surprise no one came.A pastor passed saying kill and bring my own to me I was just smiling me that have not kill any animal in my life before,so I summon courage grab the chicken by the neck instead of me to cut from the neck ,omo I know no maybe nah osouephagus I start from wetin I know say the three chicken head commot immediately people just dey look me.my uncle wife was like which kind killing be this me just talk say all nah killing.
What was your experience killing an animal for the first time for celebration?

bigcee:
How much for the goat, pls.

it's 55k but we bought it 50k

CandyOps:
e depends on how u flow with her. wetin u tell am fess of all?

because I have one that gave me number we flow well on phone. met her once and she no de pick call again.

and the insecure part na just grammar. maybe she no even sabi the meaning. just give her time if e no work you move ahead abeg.

but then the best way to get fine babes is to make her see u with babes hotter than her. it could be your sister or coz. by the time she sees you with a hot chick it'll be easier to get her.

Back then in school we call this move Voom Vaga Voom

If you know see fyn babe follow just dey disappear dey go like they scarce for am to dey see and start to dey dress well

I got a virginal I'm gonna explore that right now
Holy shit I got a virginal
I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna learn to understand the things of a woman

Stop watching softcore or amateur
Next time go aggressive
Go and watch aggressive porn
I'm gonna make you fucking cum bitch(yeah baby)
Suck dat dick bitch now suck it(uh-huh yeah)
Hold her hair and deepthroat her

If you visit ladipo in 2018
If you wan go there abeg follow plenty people
Cause nah everyday those thief dey update their skills,
Those people can turn you to mad person

I don't blame my ibo people they will tell their daughter looking like chimpanzee to bring a wealthy man to marry them and she's so bleeped up dumb like 1912 erah
Some igbo parent create entitlement mentality on their children
You see it less with the afonjas those one dey learn it by nature

Lenovo the phone is the best (

I want to believe this but my mind is telling me BDSM

I pray it's be the most trending tomorrow

Get high and never come down
Love the pain
And push forward
Breaking more heart on the road and push forward

grammarnazi2:
Why are you surprised?

You got a legend in your phone

grammarnazi2:
Mine

Wow

6am we want see happy birthday for my uncle

She accepted my proposal
And ask for urgent 5h ( sorry my ATM not with me victor you hold 5h there no me no hold)
Then the next day she told my friend she's testing the kind of guy I am
Maybe I dun fail the test

Over2:5

First hundredth message"
Hey babe it dreadlock69 call me
Hey babe it's dreadlock69 again call me when you can okay
Hey babe did you get my message

Let me tell you the memorable gifts she gave me
Depression
Overdose
Panic
Mood
Evil babe got the prettiest face
Insomnia
Heartbreak
Heartaches
Trauma
Mind games
Migraine
Hopeless romantic
I'm not God so her sins are not forgiven

First hundredth message"
Hey babe it dreadlock69 call me
Hey babe it's dreadlock69 again call me when you can okay
Hey babe did you get my message

Let me tell you the memorable gifts she gave me
Depression
Overdose
Panic
Mood
Evil babe got the prettiest face
Insomnia
Heartbreak
Heartaches
Trauma
Mind games
Migraine
Hopeless romantic
I'm not God so her sins are not forgiven

"First hundredth message"
Hey babe it dreadlock69 call me
Hey babe it's dreadlock69 again call me when you can okay
Hey babe did you get my message

Let me tell you the memorable gifts she gave me
Depression
Overdose
Panic
Mood
Evil babe got the prettiest face
Insomnia
Heartbreak
Heartaches
Trauma
Mind games
Migraine
Hopeless romantic
I'm not God so her sins are not forgiven

My boss gave me the flag to watch I wanted to use hypo I remember it is Nigeria flag I returned my hypo ,my good Mama and bar soap back,I just used all this 50 naria liquid soap

The one in his office I often used it to clean my hands or blow cartarh

The one outside his gate have thrown it away so he will not tell me to wash it

I don't regret getting high
I don't regret drinking
I don't regret smoking
I don't regret investing in my self
I don't regret having been loved

I regret been needy
I regret begging
I regret begging for attention
I regret begging more than thrice for money or materials things from someone
I regret apologizing when I'm not wrong and would loved to do it again because it's me
I regret gambling as at August

Mad people everywhere

My teenage years

I was in ss3 when I started gamble all thanks to Ahmed I will remove my school uniform and enter betnaija shop
I only stake 100 in all my games

Omo one girl for my school days tint pink and gold
She got a local man confused

Guy I book my game on my phone screenshot it
And go to LiveScore
And watch how dey spoil my ticket

All this church ehhh

I want two horns with a mighty devil wings
Able to control fire and bring down inferno
With anger and rage so unquenchable
I'll bring fourth wrath on who doesn't follow my law
And I'll be merciful and compassionate to my subject's

And my downfall will be in hands of my sons and daughters >:

She was my drug and I overdoes
Not knowing the shit killing softly
Anyway I learnt a hard way

To be honest if you tell me truth that the child is not mine I may consider and care for the child
But if you made it seem like it's mine and it's not mine that pure wickedness and betrayal
Any let DNA test become know and furbish in Nigeria