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quaintbloke:
Dreadlock69, you would do well not to listen to those here who are saying its spiritual or whatever.
Sleep paralysis does happen to many people and its really not an issue. Nearly everyone would have experienced some form of it in their lifetime.
It could be as subtle as feeling of being pressed in your sleep or feeling of being tied down.
Some experience it while falling asleep (hypnagogic) or just before waking
(hypnapompic)
What you could do is have a regular sleep pattern, avoid late heavy meals, bedtime smoking or alcohol or caffeine. You can also manage stress and anxiety if you have one or speak to your doctor if you have ptsd.

cc roseey0

Thank you

virginprincess:
There is nothing like alpha male, all nigeria men are simps because there is that one woman who would surely have your mumu button.

Yes my daughter ,my mother and my wife

I created this topic in this section to get a wider audience please contribute if you have /had the experience
Early my teenage years, I do have a female neighbor very close we play and do all things together both bad and good you know what I mean,most times she will sleep and her eyes will be open lying at her back ,I do mock her about this and laugh about it .she always say she can't control it that I won't understand that she see everything happening around her but can't move ,I'll be like how is it possible I don't believe you but she will say dreadlock69 you won't understand.though she really stressed herself sleeping late but she is very bright with her books my parents used her to mock me.
However mine started when I was ss2 I could remember vividly well it happened one night I was sleeping all of a sudden something griped me I can't move I can't breath it was like something or someone inside the room was taking my life force out of me ,I'm very much aware of my environment but when it's stopped I be gasping for air and my heart will be racing ,this repeatedly happens every night at times worst and horrifying ,one night it happened again I was terrified and told my parents they told me nothing gonna happen that I should pray over it.
"Omo nah just the beginning I dey see ooo"
Later when I finish my secondary school I still experiencing it but ,this time round I can breath well but still see images .then I got my new phone I surfed the internet then I came across an article talking about this which seems to relate to what I experience then I made more and more research and findings which were scarying and calming.i remember one time I'd told my brother not to touch my phone strictly warning him then I slept off and the sleep paralysis started I woke up but can't do anything can't move ,can't talk just lifeless but I can see and I'm aware of what is going on in my environment and behold my brother was using my phone I was in anger but I can't do anything I just lay there lifeless with anger in me till it fades off thank his stars he went out before I regain consciousness
Another experience was when I watching a horror movie it happened the again when I was having a nap I was so scared I just have to close my eyes not to see images.
Later on I had full control over it and sometimes I transit from that state to lucid dreaming. Then I had a good work with all good amenities not stressful you can take a nap anytime you like , funny enough my partner experience it also I noticed the day he was sleeping but his eyes where open trying hard to move his body ,I just left him till it's fade off
So one day I was having a nap in the bedroom my boss was calling me I could hear him but I can't move anything just laying lifeless I was praying he should not catch me in this state .
Sometimes I'll have to call my partner but he is still in that state but I have to wake up,which he do wake up looking frightened.

I just learned how to lived with it cause I can't do anything bout it and feel for people who experience this but don't know how to manage it
Probably transit from that state to lucid dreaming
Maybe someday I'll have to tell my spouse or someone to close to me to not get frightened if they see me like that maybe a girlfriend, a wife ,my child I can't say for now
What your opinion on this

Remember all girls aren't the same anymore

Trophy like who invented that drink
It's so annoying
But if you give me cold trophy I'll collect it smiling

Another way to get high I'm learning

Girls needs sex more
Boys needs sex more
Both are get keeper's to commitment
Boys are gate keeper to marriage/relationship
Girls are gate keeper to sex

Your first impression matters the most to me
If I'll be happy with it
If I'll cope with it
If I'll play the game with you with chances I'll win
and for the thrills
or prolly walk out immediately
I take the first impression serious

No they don't love beating
It's gives me trauma when I was at early stage of childhood those memories still hunt and hurt me till now
Simply leave the house ,go to a club or bar and cool off .
Teenage days , teenager girls get on my bahd sides and am dangerous I beat whoever regardless of sex later regretting instead of walking away ,but overwhelmed by anger I can't do anything due to hot temper and rage
But never please go physical on verbal abuse.
Only go physical on physical abuse when life threatened by a woman
But who I'm I to judge

GodWrites:
You're obviously her intimacy gadget and you don't mind performing to the best of your abilities. In that case, I would suggest commercializing this skill of yours, the ultimate woman pleaser.

At the end of the day, you're merely an object these hungry worms used to quench their itch and satisfy their urges. Don't feel special, you're been used and dumped, just like a diido.

When you end up paying her trans and taking care if her financial needs, it becomes a bonus offer.

The female specie is powerful, and I don't underestimate them. Some religion believe she's the only creature to have faced the devil himself, making the first transaction known to man.

Whatever I do with a female is always a written contract.

If a woman is not your mother, thread with caution!

Proverb dey wetin you talk

Chimpanzee dey laugh hyena
The girl beautiful pass girls for me hood

BaddieFreak:
Lol says someone who is still going to beg for sex before the week runs out
Nairalanders are funny.

Asin ehh

No worry any girl wey dey turn you maga/zombie walking Atm wey dey drop. Steady if you're eye clear rape am

Police and everybody go understand if you be young guy and the girl dey 23 upward oooo

Cause nah the matter we dey settle for one street for my area now

Here for Lagos the weather dey wyn us
Last two weeks harmattan go come out 10am to 1pm followed by better heat wey you go sweat like this ehh the sweat go they run through your spine

This week Tuesday rain fall for night I thank God

But the rest of the week omo nah better sun wry dey wipe person Brain

Whala for who no go swim , get AC and no go Field for evening cool off

Real shit I can relate to
Robbery JW
X was poison unrealeased JW
Bitch you are done JW
All girls are the same JW
Lucid dream Jw
Hate me Ellie Goulding ft juice wrld
Life's a mess Halsey ft juice wrld
Smile JW
Girlfriend JW
Hide JW
The Light Jw
Only no me He Jw
Flaw's and sins Jw
ROSES JW
It's hit differently and can relate to it with my relationship

Do what makes you happy
Remember all this good and bad brings it's harvest when due

Na man dey behind this account
Abeg

Mastakija:
instead make she gift am more textbooks and calculator... Make d child head dey gba for book

It's not only calculator give am
Graph, French curve and T squares o

TRUST:confidence in or dependence on a person or quality.

LOVE: refers to a feeling of strong attraction and emotional attachment.

LIKE: feeling of attraction between two people that is weaker than love. It does not necessarily imply a romantic attraction.
We all have that feeling of loving someone but can't trust the person and vise versa.
This Saturday morning doing my routine clean up and washing of clothes with my earpiece in my ears , listening to this particular music by JUICE WRLD (Lucid dream) a particular sentence was used "I still your shadows in my room can't take back the love that I gave you it's to a point that I love and I hate you and I can not change you so I must replace you easier said than done I thought you where the one listening to my heart instead of my head you found another one I won't let you forget me"
I meditate on this particular verse and thought of my ex girlfriend and my girlfriend .Which i'd loved them both but I can't trust them because of the reality I lived in at present.so I was thinking what's love without trust and what trust with love
Immediately I had another flashback of trusting someone without loving and liking the person
There's a particular guy like me we do play football together but I detest him ,I don't like him but I trust him and am confident in him anytime we play in the same team together but I don't like him.
Another scenero with a particular lady I like her but less emotional bout her but I trust her very much been closed for years
Early post-meridian .I and my friend visited a lectural , while watching a movie the same event pop up again .And he ask us a question is it possible to Love without Trust and also Trust without Love .which we replied him yes it is possible .He smiled at the both of us and said bright and understanding youth.
So my Nlanders what your view on this
Is it possible to Love without Trust and also Trust without LOVE

We all live in different realities
Which bleeped us up
Life's a mess

Mammi to spice it up

Those bitches ghost me till I see and read the signs

This works best also for me

With the devil. On my shoulder holding a pitch Fork ,on the left hand holding a sharp edge sword laced with venom of a serpent

With two horns of a dragon , a tail of a lion with the face of a vicious tiger and eyes of a eagle




I can boldly say with confidence and pride

YORUBA BITCH

I can heal from everything
But this kind one I go jump suicide jump inside endless pit this one person no fit heal from am

I woo particular girl early June
The way I talked to her was confident and naughty
So I forget for two months I ask someone out for a date
She was someone girlfriend at that time also, so she ask my cousin bout me ,the knows my cousin well also to .we later meet and start dating ,but there was a feeling she's so into runs I had in me with no one telling
So i decided to test the water I told her to meet me in a particular place my intention was only to kiss her and she how she will react, but she didn't repeatedly saying No with a guilty face
I just forget her existence of her in my mind immediately. Mind I didn't even spent anything on her at all yet .
My cousin said he ask of me from her and she said that one leave her
I just smiled and told my cousin you see that girl collect 3 point and bleep the Bleep outta her.
Which he did .mind she taught she was making me jealous not knowing she was doing give away
Now they ain't talking anymore

Yes I'm possessed with money demon

light099:
Normally, it might be easier for Trump to vote for Joe Biden than for me to believe this fairytale, but the moment I saw 'Nigerian ladies', I immediately started believing.
As long as Nigerian bitches are involved, anything is obtainable.
Out of different things that could keep their mumu button pressed till infinity, fame and money are two sure ways, that could make their dumb heads go blank.

MJ's Bubbles once looked at it's pocket and said, "If I enter Nigeria today, before night, I could bed more Nigeria slay queens than I ever wanted."
I have no choice than agree with Bubbles on this one because if it enters Nigeria now, a lot of Nigerian ladies would count it a great honour to lay their backs down for it to climb and hump them. It is famous and it has a huge pocket, those two things would always glue the back of majority of Nigerian ladies to your bed.

Guy shey na Micheal Jackson chimpanzee you dey talk about

I love ladies
But I can't trust you

You live in my house
I Bleep you finish
You born two kids
I do paternity test
Settle your mama and papa if Dem like make Dem no gree .make them carry you go
Then wife you traditionally
Then wife you white wedding

I learnt from my uncle's though it was family conflicting but it worth it

Men I thank I Godly