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Bro's no vex
If I ask 50 girls for my area wetin be feminism 10 girl go answer you correctly
But if nah Yoruba girls forget them no know wetin be feminism but them they practice am
Me sef no understand am Wella
Sha know say nah equal right but looking deeper eee dey confusing

Incase of necessity
Come to my place I will pay for your transport.
: to my ex girlfriend it means I'll refund you double that bastard no how to increase cost of transportation.

Men I thank God I godly

Wait !!!!
I dey hear feminine or feminism since so nah equal right between two gender
So wetin come dey bahd for am

Have watch one film like this
The lady was using her phone less concerned rapping him with her legs and arms while he was trusting in an out
Alaye me know no na film I see am

Me know no whether na relationship but wetin I Know and won't denial is the fact that I was to overdoes on her
She was like drugs to me(I'll refer to her as drug)
Know fully well it will kill me but I still kept on taking the narcotics ,the pills , the Hennessy and the cigarette
She was really numbing my pains ,but I let it kill me so my new girlfriend can't forgive me because I was so addicted and can't love again
When I realized this it was to late I was already dead, I deleted all fireboy , Westlife songs cause the pills and drugs where doing more harm than good to me
So I switch over to chrisbrown,juice world, Tory lanez and the likes ,so I can taste another drugs and pills which I'll be careful
Though been a player no pray make you take drug wey go press your mumu button
Cause the wound will heal but it will leave a scar
The drug will fade but it will damage your kidney

Story I'm bout to tell
She is the drug, narcotics , pills, cigarettes
Very addictive and dangerous

Wahala for who know dey read Terms and Conditions

Ishilove:
That's the sacrifice we make to have your children. Flat belly or kids. Make your choice

Alaye hit gym jhoor ,early morning jogging

Which one is make a choice

Hiaaaah ohhh make you nah no make me hate woman oooooo
Abeg I take God beg una

Yes many times
One wey funny me pass nah this girl
She:so you can't pay for my transport
Me:, if you pay for my transport will you die
Me oya take jhoor weréy girl
She: cunning , stylishly with a friend on her face collect the money

WrittyWritter:
U deserved it..in fact if it was me I will do worst..correction I have done worst to dumb guys like u ..I don't know u well..we are chatting 4 d first time..and suddenly u are telling me u want to slide dat thing in between ur legs dat ur using to think into me...Are u mad..abi dey are doing u from ur village ..I don't know y guys think it is every girl dat is cheap..u don't u have sense ni .D babe did not even handle u well..u are complaining...

The nigga is at fault
But what you say is mtcheeew

Alpha chimpanzee

If I should get married or maybe I get married
She will be tall (normal height)
Fair and slim
Pretty not necessarily beautiful
Or
She Will be tall (normal height)
Dark and slim
Beautiful not necessarily pretty

What I just wrote I don't understand
Roll it up ,kiss it and smoking this Arizona in my hands
Someone help me explain na inspiration come my head

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....
Slim and beautiful
My spec

Slim girls are the sweetest
You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe
Let me tell you a secret....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
Their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, wateryand Slippery

U supposed dey write erotic books bro you go sell well

Lol

Thank your God say she ask for the food
Least you don't know you dun dey handle marriage parole

I'm watching power
Hoping to be the next Pablo Escobar

virginprincess:
Op if you try to decieve that girl to sleep with you, her curses will not only work you, infact even God in heaven will punish you, what nonsense, if you know you no longer love her then let her go, why deceiving her.

Udunminit

Them never catch me
But them catch my nigga him dey live with him parent for one room ,one afternoon him smuggle one bae like that enter him papa house him no lock or close door as him dey swim dey go him papa enter inside house catch am

kingxsamz:
...
That the world is going to end and a white man dressed in white ancient robe is going to come from the sky with a horse and several other white men on horses to take people with him into the sky covered in clouds where they'd live forever and sing songs throughout their lives like robots.
Yeah, I'm talking about the imaginary rapture our Nairaland celebrity loves to talk about.

Lol snake tell person make him chop apple

harmargedon:
drop your contact, so I'll add you to a cat group on WhatsApp. they'll have answers to your questions.

08183546261
Thanks very much

Invest ooo ,invest in any damsel or shorty related to you by blood eee dey help and them dey appreciate
But uhmm una dey try ooo maybe the money small for your eye who I'm I to judge

Me wey never see 2k wan give person 60k

On God
That's on God
No cap on God

No much word

Bimbo I reason your matter early May , you use catch cruise reach November ending
Now you come dey cover my eyes ,dey carry my stuff outside dey give me greenlight
Ii know your plan and I rebuke ijn

Lemme get a camera also

Run the thing with the runs girl
Na trade mark nah

Simple she know wan follow you talk ,she's not attracted to or interested in you

Chatting with girls you can't that bored that If she's interested in you

He woke up in a hearse and thinking of going to a asylum

Waiting for the exhale