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Nawa ohhhh

Under buhari regime
Bribery and corruption
Yahoo
Fraud
Scam
Factory work

To catch a monkey behave like a monkey
Later you leave her

The way women or ladies insult themselves is very predictable they can't roast each other to make it funny.common/most lines you hear is
Ashawo oshi
Ashawo ooooooo
Ashawo oshi
Ashawo ooooooo
The scene still happening now at present

Someone help me out when flacid I don't know maybe it's 2or 3 inches sometimes shrink
But when erect it's goes up to 6 inches

Hell yeah cos I'm a fucking bad

Science class :she's I don't know maybe she's in school but she sells potato in a street ,i humbly great her always but wetin she dey do me for exam class especially maths I no go forget

Art student : she's not yet in school anyway she can if she wants

Commercial: my class she's a lasu runs girl now

Me :I'm just a fucking bahd boy

Under 2.5
Less concerned bout gender
2 boys or 2 girl's or a boy and a girl

One offers commitment

One is the gate keeper to sex

All depends on the age grade

Yes I falling like a fallen angel from the sky then trying and struggling to fly again but my wings where weak

I was been suffocated by someone

Bae

Me

Angelfrost:
That's the best you can come up with?!!... No wonder you're a fan. Smh!!!

No vex who's your best artist

Omo now have seen the importance of paternity test
It's better to carry now than cry to cry and die 4 to 40 years later

You sef you sure say you no be bastard or case of Paternity fraud

Me looking at my dad guy I know see any resemblance nah my mama I resemble

Just thinking loud any way we move

Angelfrost:
Poorly written lyrics... Sounds like another "Noisome Pestilence"!!!

You sing your own weréy dey disguse

Don't worry I don't want to cry or have b.p

Mtcheeew I have moved on
My elder cousin has a good business in arena and making very good pay daily

Funniest part nah jss3 dropout right now I'm his boy

Hnmmmm another form of Yahoo I'm learning

virginprincess:
Marriage is a scam for only people who don't know the value of marriage.

Please what do I stand to gain myself in marriage

I can't do it cause food is need not want
But if she invites her friends or family I'll stick to one plate for her if she likes let her share it with them

Biscuits milk chocolate and groundnut and hot water

I love dreadlock

Hnmmmm I never reason go this side for marriage ooo
If I marry one or date one a twin then I can get a promo or mistakenly have sex with the other

If I marry both I can switch dick into different puna in the bedroom that party for me then

Lemme make money first I coming back

Continue fucking her

Me: late go on a date
She: brings her three friends along
Me: waiter combo for two
Me: I really like to know the four of you (shebi someone wants to be unfortunate)

Mtcheeew we move

Lol habah it's to harsh nah
Buying her a combo pack 9h is okay
Let's be less stingy with needs not wants
Like food , shelter and clothes

Catchfirez:
They don't fry buka stew. Na who even name am buka stew. Oil is added after the grounded pepper and tomatoes is on fire.

Alaye you do your own

The resemblance to much nah the daughter resemble the father know of the son sha

Pastor gats to cure konji

She even try buy am laptop

Okay