₦airaland Forum

Pumpumking:
Drana...please ignore that fooolish Siofra, she childish like a children....anyways so wot kinda prikkk do u nomaly prefa sir?
1) Our London sweet prikkk

2) or those local cheap home base Nigeria skinny lookin midget prikkk that looooklike toothpig?

I prefer 2.

Anuoluwa12345:
Lol... My sister, you don't need to offend wicked souls be4 dey tie you... I believe what she says very well, cuz I once experienced something like that, but I have removed it.God is just marvelous, he allow things to, even to ppl he sent on assignments,But still, God be praised.

True but not always.
Because sometimes we think someone somewhere is affecting us i.e village people.
But infact,no one even has your time.

siofra:
Naaahhhh!!! I'm mean to men, they don't like me and I'm not a lesbian.

What if your girlfriend doesn't have a hymen?

I was born without a hymen

No wonder you hate red pillers.Only simps can tolerate you being mean to them.How do you know you're not a lesbian?Have you tried dating one before?


Until you answer how you'll know if a man is a virgin before I answer the emboldened!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Africans ehnnnn

Especially Nigerians

They think life is all about spiritualism, diabolism, necromancy, occultism, telephatic transmission, sorcery, spirirtual invisibility, Spiritism, mysticism, wizardry, telepathic clairvoyance and extrasensory perception

Life is not all about banging pussy, smoking weed, drinking booze and bombing too!

You too,what did you do that made them tie you?
Just say you never saw someone to ask you out rather than giving excuses for being an evening newspaper.

siofra:
I'm a chronic attention seeker sha, didn't you know

There's nothing like a female virgin too. How will you prove your girlfriend is a virgin?

Well, most female virgins have hymen.All it takes is for me to insert a finger or two into my girlfriend's honey pot(with her permission).I have answered.Now tell me how you'll determine a guy's own.

I love how you admitted it in the emboldened.
You need to get a companion, it's better that way.

siofra:
I'm not a troll. Nigerian men should stop sleeping around and keep their virginity for the right woman.

Did I troll you?

Your creation of multiple threads is troll-like.

There is nothing like a male virgin.If your boyfriend asks you to determine his virginity status,how will you?

NSK4U:
Have you had any personal encounter with gays or how can we explain your hatred for people you have not involved with?

Imagining the act itself is disgusting.
Let alone those who engage in it.

siofra:
Sorry dear, it's normal. Gay men get angry easily

God forbid me gay.
Despite all the beautiful,bootylicious, boobylicious girls on Earth (excluding Nigerian girls),it is now my fellow strong ass man I'll choose?

siofra:
Please repent and stop sleeping around all ye useless redpillers. By the time you're 30 your dick will start looking like the one on the right.

Remain a virgin, remain healthy. Keep your virginity for your wife.

And your signature reads "I'm not a troll "

siofra:
Eeeyahhh!!!! Accept your true nature dear. Don't fight it.

Not funny

siofra:
Hmm. I didn't know that. How did you know? So you're the gay one here?

I read the diary of two gay guys here,and it stuck in my memory

The ex-manager and the owner of the ponzi scheme...... Biafraüd

siofra:
Gaydar is not used by only gay men. I've watched lots of movies were anyone, literally anyone used it.

It is only used in the gay community.
Example of such slang is "Gaybourhood"

siofra:
The first time I saw him was in a normal tiktok video, he didn't put lipstick or do any effeminate thing but my gaydar was picking strong signals

That slang is used by gay guys.Hope you are not a cóck sucking hairy balled guy.

Well,he actually does make up alongside his mom.

siofra:
You this trouble maker how do you even know so much about him?

Are you his secret gay boyfriend?

How am I a trouble maker?

You see this your generation, you find it hard to read.A quick google search will answer your questions.

Truvelisback:
U may be right. Their explanation and signs are similar to mine. What could be the cause? I don't drink alcohol. But i do worry or think abt issues sometimes. Could it be as a result of that?

I'm as confused too because I am experiencing same.Mine has stopped recently and I hope it doesn't come back.
I do overthink things,I don't know if it's the cause.

Tfstyler:
He's not the one dating Osa's. They're just friends.

Okay so:
1.He and his girlfriend thanking one app.something for making them meet each other.
2.He and that same girlfriend in a question and answer session.This video will prove to you they are dating.

The guy is a close friend to Stephanie quick (Australian-Nigerian) and Frances Theodore (actress).
But Osas, that's his girlfriend.

Truvelisback:
I don't think it's anxiety. If it's anxiety, i will know because i never get worried or think of anything. It sometimes comes unexpectedly. I may be chatting or laughing or relaxing, i would feel the beat. I think it has spiritual connotation to it.

There is nothing spiritual about it.
Take time to read about heart palpitations online.

Pumpumking:

SLOW DOWN DRELAKULI.....& ..LOOOOKKHEAR WOMAN ........WILL U STOP PROMOTING YOR SANGOLOPOLOFATICK FAGGOTASILINT GAYNESS HOMO FAGGOTICK BLIND DATE HERE ON ROMANSE SECTION gaddddemit?........Nairaland is strictly for chasssin women gadeammit! (no oofenesece)

Aye e fe baje ni?

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I never intended to post this here but i just discovered that the religion section is one of the borest and worst section i have ever visited in Nairaland. Anyway, that's just by the way. What does it mean when a person's heart beats unexepectedly or unconciously like a kind of sudden fear? I have had this experience several times if not many. I have this sensation in me that something terrible wants to happen. When i asked my mum abt this, she said it's a temptation sign. That i should be very careful of a decision i want to take or i think carefully before taking any decision. What's ur take on this?

Anxiety.

siofra:
I'm already crushing on him. I want to know so that I can hold myself. What's the need of crushing on a gay guy? He'll never even fancy you

Enioluwa Adeoluwa is his name.He has a girlfriend called Osas.Her breast big die.
He is effeminate but he does girls... don't know if he is bi.
His dad is the vice chancellor in one university in Ekiti.
He is 22 years old.
But keep off,he is taken.

AlabiKILLER2021:
She was receiving love rod from me

Yoruba girls are senzelezzz

Seems yoruba people live rent free in your head.

AlabiKILLER2021:
Yoruba azzhole


Your fellow skull miners are dead

Your skull is next to be mined since you so much love skull mining.

princewarri1985:
YOU ARE EXTREMELY SMART, THE SECOND SMART COMMENT I'VE READ ON NAIRALAND TODAY, NIGERIA REALLY HAVE EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT MINDS, DONT MIND ALL THOSE DOLLARDS ASKING WHY SHE WAS NAKED,

How about POUNDARDS and EUROARDS?

DoggoneDogg:
Dem don use dis wan for Afonja December rituals

No be life and death matter dem dey use catch cruise.
For this act,I pray that for as many developers from the yEast and biafraüd land that are using drugs to develop places home and abroad,they shall all be caught IJN!
Amen.

Pumpumking:
ok u win..please please please i beg can i mate wit u? I hav moiney & i use to be millionaire & i own 2 bmw i beg.....at least if u dont wannto mate me, can only the head enter? I beg? Please?

For almost 10 years,you have been showing sign of psychosis but people think it's your normal trolling.
Find your way to the nearest hospital and ask to be treated for psychosis.

Pumpumking:
Ok babe i apologice...please can we talk about blue film please?

Ask.com

Pumpumking:

Wow..so u sayin u broke & u dont have moiney & u survive on custard n bread?....shame
If u was hear in London, i could have bought u our London big boy food called kebab n chips....
Anyways did i mention i drive juss a Range rover (only £33,000 ..payed cash) with alloy wills & say nav......juss in case u ask!!

You ain't funny no more...and you're getting older.
You should start living a meaningful life and quit trolling henceforth!

Joelobioha:
custard oats veggies fruits beans eggs...dem choke

Custard??
Na hunger go kill person