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dalass:


I think we should be fair...

In this era of insecurity, you want a celebrity to be warm to a total stranger, an unknown person?

Do you know how many times such have lost valuables, been kidnapped even jazzed by people pretending to be fans?

Abeg, I used to respect myself and wakapass anytime I spot a celeb...

One married celeb was carried up by a fan! She was shocked and so embarrassed.. Could have caused mighty rift with her hubby..

E no easy

Toyin Ahimaku Abrahams was carried up by guys during Endsars protest and she no send

Iamicekid:
Look at building sef, u wan build 21 story building and yet no granite visible in the picture, tower wey be se the main content need is enough granite, Steel and cement u no even need sand unless for the blocks but Na so so sand and cement unna dey use all cause unna wan gain and cut cost, unna no go die well

Online builder.
Maybe you should continue his other projects.

Friendly2:
Career in the mud

According to the law,he should be jailed.

DoggoneDogg:
Does he really care about the passenger abi na him 1500 fare make am dey cry?

Fear Afonja

Sense escaped you on the day of your creation!

FutureIsFemale:
do something.

Have you forgotten they are the same men in which you bash.

I swear you can't be more than a 17 year old kid!

#ToxicFeminist
#Múmü

VickyELEFAN:
Please don't insult me.
When I turned 13years old, I noticed my leg was growing differently, especially at the calf region.

My neighbors used to say I was going to be a superstar Footballer competing with men, but I never really understood him. Why men?

Now I am a grown up lady. when other women are going to the pool to swim, I am ashamed of taking off my jeans and put on a swimming trunk. I have Yam leggs! At least that is what people call it.
When other women wear leggings and look sexy, my own leggings looks like I am hiding 2 tubers of yam in it
When other women are dancing, I feel like my legs is that of an ostrich

Please what can I do to reduce my leg back to sexy shape like other women. I want to swim too without being ashamed of my legs.

Please

Lol

Make we fry am chop with fried eggs na.
Don't be stingy jor

Bunmhi:
The reverse is the case for me. I always laugh a lot and my ex tag me as being childish. Wetin you guys want sef

Some type of laughter are not normal.Imagine laughing at a funeral.

Has anyone other than him ever said you're being childish too?

Vinnie2000:
She is Pretty, Slim and intelligent! BUT
This Girl's sense of Humour is so dead! Almost like Terrifying!

She rarely Laugh! A Joke that can Make pple Laugh so hard, She maintains a Bland Face or smiles only a little!
We went to a Cinema and saw a Very Funny Film! Throughout when everyone was reeling with laughter, She Just Bone! D Thing Shock nor be small!

I am really confused and Surprised! Never Met someone like dis before, Male or Female!..

Also, She Rarely Likes Pple's Photos on Facebook! Her close friend posted a birthday picture. She only typed 'Happy birthday'.

Still Investigating the cause of This.

But If my e Pass my Power, Nah to Move Ahead Quickly after Getting the Coochie like 2 or 3 x! ..Afterall, a Labourer deserves his Wages!

But on a serious note, Have you Guys met this Kind of Person?

Mods of this Section!
Pls Help Push to FrontPage!!
Thanks!

Shebi na pussy you want.Wetin con concern you with laughter kwanu?

On a more serious note,when playing with her, try tickling her.If she still no laugh then I'm certain that she's an ogbanje sent to destroy your life

Davash222:
How do guys condescend too low to ask a Nigerian girl out? There's nothing unique or significant about Nigerian girls , why stressing yourself?

Promise her lunch or dinner, that's all. Why going all these hurdles for same kpekus boys don smash tire?

Guy you don dey overdo am.No be cruise again.

ngoziwrites:
I will make this short and simple. Recently I got an advice from an elder bro. He told me never to let a guy know that I am single because he would barely take me serious. He would lie and just want to take his own shots. He also said it's a good way to test if a guy is single and wants something serious.

So, he told me to tell anyone asking me out that I am in a very complicated relationship but I am looking to take things slow and I am open to starting something new soon but I shouldn't even focus on the part that I am looking to get into a relationship soon. He just said tell them you are in a complicated relationship.

He said the unserious ones would leave quickly. While those who may want something real would stick around.

So, guys, is this true?

If you truly want a girl and she tells you she is in a complicated relationship but you guys have this great chemistry and you can see that she is a woman of value, what will you do.

I met a guy recently, we been talking for a week and I plan to tell him I am in a complicated relationship to see if he keeps talking or backs out.

As Nigeria take dey complicated reach,na girl wey dey complicated relationship guys go wait for?
Even serious guys will japa...
You can only do this if you're in your early 20s.Once you're getting to age 25-26....my sister, you're playing with Shiloh!

decatalyst:
You be male.

No shémale

Oglock:
Irredeemable Simps Are Useless...All Of Them

You sha wan trend!
You even had to copy mosdii's style

kingsoncj:
Hello nairalabders,
I was engaged to my fiancé before I travelled to UK for studies, we loved each other so much, even when I travelled newly, we often communicates on WhatsApp calls all the time. Recently I noticed the communication is dying off, I do most of the calls, despite the fact that I sends her enough money for monthly subs to keep communications going, yet she wouldn't call me for a week or more and whenever I confronts her, she would apologise and give some excuses like work, church etc.. Am currently thinking of calling off the relationship as she keeps repeating this over and over again. I plan to marry her by January next year but I think something must be going on at the background that am not aware of. I need your wise advice please.

A relationship that wants to break starts from the communication.Once you communication is unnecessarily breaking,my bro move on.

Another style we use to break up nowadays is "Ghosting or Airing".
That means say, your phone(relationship) don dey silent mode

TMTR:
I see pre wedding pics being posted everyday on the net, I have attended a couple of weddings , even my elder sister is already married happily with kids but this phobia just won't go away

I don't even know how the phobia all started sef because I remember vividly looking forward to getting married one day when I was still a teenager and I wonder what changed, what happened , I now see people getting married as very brave people because I don't think I can ever try that shit...

Is my phobia for marriage justified, I wonder

IMO,I think it's caused by Nairaland romance section.The type of things men say about women here,one will be scared of going close to them.
I used to envision being a married man.But ever since I started frequenting romance section,I don dey reason baby mama parole

decatalyst:
Who woke you up?

The moaning of mama chinedu.

TMTR:


I can pay you your whole salary for doing nothing till the day you drop dead, I am not of those niggas you can broke shame bitch nigga,if we check well now, You are not living no better than my gate man.

Npower is for your likes ,I have no business with that ,go ask your fellow hood rats idiot

I don't know why people can't resist the urge to brag!

Davash222:
L

For learner!

EXLOVER:
Gents let's play a game, send this picture to your partner on whatsapp and say " Babe what's the name of this hat she's wearing i wanna buy it for you" book a space, screenshot and post the conversation. Mine is below

Don't be scared let's gooo!

We wey no get partner like this nko?Who we go send am to?

BTW,why is underneath that girl's feet black and dirty like that? Upon all her peperenpe...
He sure me die say her kpekus go dey smell too

Lamanii22:
It's a typo... I meant to write *easily* .... Anyone can type mistakenly... So your savagery cannot work on me....

Hanty English major
English lieutenant ni

Debbe:
Fear friends

How about the lady that slept with the friend?
We shouldn't fear ladies too abi?

HICb:
Did I Do The Right Thing Or Not?

At your age you still need validations from strangers?

You are 17 looto

czarr:
Most married men make gentle love to their wives as if she is an egg that would break, while they fvck their side chicks hard like Indecency style, they don't want to over destroy the punnani because they think that is what their wives want.

Most wives are too shy to say they want it rough so they would not call family meeting on their head, and so their husbands would not look at them differently like sluts but most of them miss the rough dominant sexx they had in the past as single women with past boyfriends.

Men need to understand that there are some times of the month in a womans cycle where they need to be pounded out roughly. Do your job, your wife is not an egg, before one sharp guy wey know wassup help you out.

Your wife should also be your own personal slut to use to your satisfaction, women love that domination sexx, why do you think 50 shades of grey is so popular amongst women.

You must be living in the 80s.

The couples marrying these days,one would think they were ex-porn stars.
You will be hearing "scissors style","Bodyguard style"
The one wey off me pass na when I overhear mama chinedu dey tell her husband say "You sabi say na Amazon style I like pass".
When I went to check xvideos for Amazon style,I fainted 77 times...