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Out of five people,the ratio of men to the entire population is 3:5.Yet one toxic feminist is telling me FutureIsFemale

Alexaonfleek:
Na really wa for you

It was just coincidental or maybe pun intended.
Penetration testing has to do with Ethical Hacking.

Bvlgari:
Fun facts :

Did you know that

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts.

Have a great day ahead.

Do you know that:
Bühari is the only president that cannot recite A-Z?
Bühari still lashes his wife at his age and even in front of his securities (incase he faints ontop of her)

Any girl that has an ex that is a yahoo boy,I'll free her.
Many of my guys are into these stuffs so I know what they do with these girls.I opted out of the hustle cos I couldn't go spiritual.

Do you know the painful thing?
With my knowledge,none of my female friends should ever fall victim of yahoo boys.But when I begin to tell them the heavy things yahoo boys do, they doubt me.They think I'm making it up cos they don't know I used to do G work too.

meobizy:
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RapistOnBail:
Las las,

Pastor righteousness is right. Na end time be this.

Repent folks. For the kingdom of the lord is at hand.

Shey united kingdom abi which one?

If we check now,either of them is an online toxic feminist like FutureIsFemale

Amotolongbo:
i didn’t say that

Lol was only kidding

Amotolongbo:
Dysmenorrhea is a common thing. You can use Diclofenac (anagelsic).

You mean Dick lo fe knack?

Aufbauh:
Nigerians and their obsession for non indigenous professionals though.
I don't even know how they come to this skewed conclusion that every white man should be better than his black counterpart.

If so,then why go to Germany to study? Why not study in Nigeria to acquire indigenous education so as to become an indigenous professional too.

I know you'll ignore anyways...

PrimadonnaO:
You've internalised too many negative marital stories.

And perhaps there's one out of those stories that mirrors a trait you have, so you're scared that may be your story too if you get married.

Please it's a very conscious decision to not internalise negativity.

Decisively refrain from letting anything scar you.

Rationalise and let go.

Focus on the thriving stories.

For me, marriage will always be beautiful... regardless of the plenty sad stories I read about on a daily basis.

This exactly is my problem.
So many threads on "my wife did this to me,my wife did that to me".
So if I marry,is that what my wife will be "diding" too?

Opeyemiextra:
No excuse for cheating

How about small diick with no satisfaction at all?

Just a honest question.

Mrscarter:
Wat is bodygaurd style

Mr Carter go hear am tonight

Ntipia:
This is what OGA I can do it. Don't mind the engineer he is a thief and expensive he doesn't know what he is doing, Have caused.
Oga my brother is a good engineer and won't collect big money from you. Quacks everywhere. It's in Nigeria that an ordinary Bricklayer claims to be an engineer. More especially Yorubas

Lol we are still better than y'all drug pushing lots!

SensualMan1:
I knew it. This building collapse wasn't ordinary. It was part of November sacrifice of the yoruba man. Imagine yoruba police preventing hausa Okada riders from rescuing trapped yoruba men and women? Ritualists in high places. These yoruba people should be banished from Lagos, always causing hovoc here and there.

Cc Oduduwa707, wiifesnatcher

Were you part of the hausa okada riders?
Who told you all the police men there were Yorubas?
Who told you all those trapped there were Yorubas?(didn't you read that Togolese too were there?)
If they banish Yorubas from Lagos,who owns Lagos in the first place? It's just like saying they should banish Igbos from Anambra.


God look at the kind of unintelligent creature you made.
You must be a creation defect.

ethicallyright:
That is the standard practice anywhere in the world.

In America or Europe, the scene would be restricted by yellow tapes and only paramedics, government forces and investigators will work within the confines of the yellow tape to rescue the trapped victims.

When the cause of a building collapse is yet to be ascertained, it is safe to ask members of the public to stay away.

That is if emergency workers who want to rescue the victims are there already.
In this case,only the police had arrived.

jojo1415:
The yoruba engineer thought he was constructing a brown roof building...as for Nigerian police ehhh!!! Na ogun go kill all of them

Yes,they can decide to use a brown color roofing sheet to roof the building when done

Yoighaman:
So untrue. He started out in business 15 years ago and has been consistent. The fact that you just heard about him doesn't make him #Biafr*aud. Do the maths, someone who makes millions everyday across his chains businesses- clubs, hotels, oil & gas, real estate etc. Dude is over legit.

I'm not doubting that he doesn't make millions.But I FEEL not all his millions are from a clean source.
Someone who really hustled hard to make money can't be wasting money the way he does.I know it's his money but then.....look at Otedola,Dangote,Alakija e.t.c.
They all invest more in their profit earning capacity rather than frivolities.

BluntTheApostle:
I am not a celebrity person.

The only person who will appear and make me stand stuck to the spot like a zombie is Professor Wole Soyinka.

I was very small when I met him. My dad took me to a book reading in Ibadan, and I met the famous writer. When it was our turn to get our book autographed by the professor, my dad told him I was a big fan. He looked at me doubtfully (because I was little, and couldn't possibly enjoy reading deep books such as the ones Soyinka writes). Then, he asked me which of his books I liked the most. I gave him about 10 titles, and major characters, and the professor was shocked. He lifted me onto his laps, and asked my name in his deep voice.

What a man!!! A literary giant.

I want to see him again, now that I am grown up.

I remembered also the day I saw Professor P.N. Okeke, the man known for his physics textbooks both in secondary and tertiary institutions. And someone shouted that that is P.N. Okeke, I just stood there like a mumu, staring at the legendary man.

Wole Soyinka don proud now o.
Ordinary handshake,he go pass you like say you no exist.

maureensylvia:
Haba no nau
It's my base, business wise too
Distance is not barrier

Lol no mind me.
But I fear the north as a Southerner that I am.... insecurity wise.

Una dey try for that place.

Yoighaman:
Please always check your facts before coming to a public forum such as this. So in your mind now, he started out in business 'yesterday'?

#Biafraúd

Blitzerz:
Jealousy

#Biafraüd

DoggoneDogg how market?
Una wan include fraud with drug pushing?
#Biafraúd

TMTR:
If you like me, just say it and stop beating around the bush

You didn't see where he was trying to broke shame me

You focus on the reaction and ignore what caused the reaction in the first place, people like you irritate me

Alaye first of all remove that "like me" cos I be man with better ponron!

Lol man gaz dey pipe low.You no need prove anything to anybody.
I sabi 1 popular business man wey dey this NL.He dey catch cruise wella.People wey no fit see handshake collect from am dey broke shame and yab am steady on NL.You won't know who he really is offline.

Peace bro.

ahnie:
The truth is they're normal human beings like us.in my hood we no dey send them,some re our neighbors,some if we want make them special we hail from afar.

People like Vincent opurum comes to fetch water in my compound ,that guy is humble to a fault,them full asaba scatter.

The only 3 places you would see them is in my hood,junuic hostels and okpanam road(Edo Villa precisely)

I avoid the female ones like plaque,their theatrics no be here o.

You sure say that one too follow dey answer celebrity.

ahnie:
It was jnr pope for me that guy is humble,he took a pic with my daughter(zino)in 2016 when they came to shoot a scene in my street.

Lemmi see if I still have the pics.

I have met quite a couple of them,some as close pals.

Which kain resolution this pic con get laidis?
BTW,ah no know junior pope.
Na only pope Francis I sabi.

Lilsameey:
For your room.

maureensylvia:
Oh really
How do I meet you then

First of all, you have to leave Kano

maureensylvia:
Never met one
Maybe I'm old school

You can meet me If you so wish.
I'm a popular celebrity.