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EdobabaComedy:
I got a good opportunity to sell one of my kidneys for cool dollars and I did. Now I am busy chopping life.
I am building my own house, got a sweet ride, naking fresh puna, have a nice cozy bar and restaurant that is moving well.

Why die poor with two kidneys when you can chop life with just one.

Abeg who two kidney help

By the time the money finishes,we will see what you'll do next.

I pray that remaining kidney doesn't fail!

Nemesis0147:
i go like meet you in person bros

Trust me,he is a different person entirely offline.

Vistra40:
That he would kill her

Damn!
Probably the main reason he was evicted sef.

Ahmed0336:
Long overdue. Was expecting this since WC joined NBM sometime back

So that dem go say you too sabi abi?
Mtcheee

Vistra40:
Did the girl also cause him to threaten her? Why couldn’t he control himself?

Please what threats did he make?
I didn't watch it.

Evidence of what I told Fahdiga on the 28th of October is in the screenshot below.

This time around it is Felix Jideofor and not Taiwo Adewale.

azraeljaheel:
got friends got family!


times when you at your ground zero. Then you find out you are alone!

You're not entirely wrong!
But have you tried reaching out to them?

Eyinju112:
It’s a two thing
You haven’t grown or you still bleep underage who don’t know how to wear or use their tampons right, who don’t chill their pussy...
My man always wanna give me a head, the joy he derives in it is not from this earth...

I begs him to Bleep but no, he always wanna watch me shake like a jelly fish....
I pray you find that woman that takes proper care of her pussy so you can enjoy what real men are enjoying down there...


Stop bleeping under age

Madam which one is chilling of pussy again?
Mind you, I'm not talking about wearing sanitary pads right or not.I'm referring to the stench that emanates from and oozes out of the pussy during periods.

The only joy a man derives from sucking pussy is seeing that the woman is enjoying it.Not like there is one special pleasure or sweet sensation we derive from it

KiNg0G:
some of this girls always forming neat, like say them nor dey sheet.
that leaves me wondering, after washing their pants what becomes of it?

after menstruating untop pant, you go wash am, still come hang am inside house, then within some time you wear am again.....tell me why your toto nor go smell.

still yet some go dey form neatness, after heavy sweat in a sunny day, after washing pant you go still wear am like that....no proper drying.


yet them go dey form for guys.


still some Simps go dey die for them.


As soon as you open her leg.....kpraaaaa.


odour uphon odour.

You didn't come out right but you're not far from the truth.
It's just that not all ladies.Mostly the unhygienic ones have this issue.

Noticed how all the ladies that commented were against you? It's because they know that you're saying the truth to some extent and that kind of truth is hard to accept.

Imagine giving a girl head and she coincidentally has a vaginal discharge.Innocent you was busy licking your problems and sorrows away not until you tasted something really bitter and off.It is then you will realize that when you turn eight upside down,it is still eight!



WARNING!!!!
Don't ever stay in a room where a lady is changing her pads.
One can choke to death.

Lazypoke:
We have been dating for five years, and in all these years I have not slept with her for once because she is a virgin. We are in a long distance relationship she is in delta state and am in Lagos, whenever she visits me or I visit her, she is always putting pressure on me to sleep with although I already told her to wait till we get married. Whenever I give in to pressure, I will discover that I body is too tight I can't even penetrate I will just get fed and leave the house. She will start crying that am not patient enough that I should keep on trying. She is 24 years old. She will be visiting me again in Lagos this December and she already told me that it's now or never I must find a way to penetrate her. Am really confused I don't know what to do.

Shuuu your body no dey move at all?
Stop soapy first and see that the next time she come,na you go tear that hymen!

GentIeBoy:
Wetin dey o, wetin de... Bad belle wan make yawa de o.


I'll love to watch it again..
I remember the part where that guy was having his bath and mistakenly kicked his bucket away with his body drenched in foam...

And where that teacher dashed her student the huuuge mudu of rice she bought... Because the student touched it (the student Mom/Dad died of Aids)... The stereotype then was you could contact HIV by touching

Lolz na my elder ones bin like am that year.
Indomie generation like me,na KKB show I bin like that time.
But the ones I loved watching were Kamson and neighbors,Fuji house of commotion,so wrong so right, super story,family ties,my dad and I,one love etc

BonPatrick:
Good morning guys, I got a new girlfriend last weekend and yesterday she open up to me that she has 2 kids I was devastated and sad. Should i end the relationship because I can't believe I am dating single mom

So single mother no be human?
You can marry her but be careful when taking her children as yours because the father or his family can come for the children anytime!

Tranquillity360:
Which Nigeria.



Ipob man you dey call Nigeria

If dem dey share millions for Nigerians,una go talk say una no want ontop say you be ipob?

If the guy no be UK citizen,no be Nigeria passport hin go hold?
If hin come naija,no be naira(Nigerian currency) hin go spend?


All of you should goan sit your black ass down,y'all are currently Nigerians!

Palema007:
I never personalized that,did I? Here I am trying to help you guys understand why some ladies go for your so called bad boys. But what do I get in return? Assumptions and incoherent babbles.

Some of you are so difficult to reason with.

E never reach like this na.

Cousin9999:
Bad odors and snoring can be fixed and tolerated. Bad attitudes and mentalities are a different story.

So who is talking about bad attitudes and mentalities?

kkonyeji:
.

See this one, as if you don't Bleep on Sunday.

I'm a virgin

kkonyeji:
Does the 10 commandments ask us to do certain things on Sabbath & to or not commit certain sins on Sabbath days?

No but is it only in the ten commandments that God† gave us direction on what to do and what not to do?

Wish you success in your upcoming marriage.

But who is the makeup artist of the bride to be?That makeup artist needs to be locked up!
Why face yellow pass neck

Blackfire:
According to you

Yes.
We are know how they kill and miam!

TMTR:
The earlier y'all realize this fact , the better for you, look there's nothing like karma , it's just a bullshit theory created to keep y'all in check just like organized religion...

Karma does exist!

All those big bros that were doing yahoo in my neighborhood when yahoo first started (All those Nigerian prince fmt).
Today,all of them are all living from hand to mouth.There was no plus then o.Just format and brain.
The ones that travelled abroad came back home with nothing after about 12 years!

Na dem make me believe say karma sef dey cos I no believe am before.
I usually pity this generation doing yahoo especially with this plus thingy.

Blackfire:
They are my family..

Your family are killers and murders.

Treasure17:
That's what they want you to believe. If will all troop out in mass with one voice, we can defeat their antics.

Sorry sir,are you a Nigerian at all?
What will your trooping do?

TMTR:
Dosen't matter as long as you get the point

Simple question,you got defensive
I was about complimenting your memory if you actually did memorize them.

TMTR:
Yeah maybe you have no reputation to protect that's why you call me fool for trying to deal with someone tarnishing my reputation

Law 5 of 48 laws of power states: So much depends on reputation—guard it with your life

You actually memorized the laws or you quickly went to check?

Aladdin1:
Op you get dem? i need one o!

You no hear say dem dey stab man anyhow.
If they SUSPECT you're cheating,dem fit stab you oh.

emmyluizzz:
did same says Bleep and do all manner of sins on other days

you are getting the wrong doctrine ..pls change your church

What you initially said was not a sin but was unholy.

Treasure17:
Nigeria's situation right now is irredeemable. However, go get your PVC.

By the time they begin to falsify figures, you will know what they call rigging even with your pvc.

Superboss:
Let me ask, how many of u that are complaining actually have voters card or have registered for voting in 2023?
Guys, elections are not done online, if it were so, Buhari would not ve been rigged in 2019.
The problem with us is that most of us complaining here and there do not vote.
Some use that election day to watch movies, sleep or play around.
If we really want a better candidate, we need to vote him/her in 2023.
The prices of things are really beyond the common can afford.
The cost of living keeps going high everyday.

Do you know the meaning of rigging?
Whether you vote or not,it doesn't affect rigging.

Cnach:
Na that ur last sentence dey vesi me. Y u go talk that kind thing? Shebi papa way get in pikin for mind even as he sees his child improvements at home dey still waka go school on open day go check his books? Is he using the television in his office to watch African magic? Oh people are feeding him with wrong information, has he not read the column of the Economist? Y not trigger to know what is going on. He came for revenge my man, buhari is wicked and bad luck to any place he heads their affairs is incorporated in his DNA

Someone that has dementia.
You will be shocked to hear that he is not aware of dollar rate,he is not aware of fuel price.He doesn't even know what GDP of a country means...Basically,he knows nothing!They are only controlling him.They tell him what to do or say....

If you think I'm making that up, know that he has military escorts who are close to him and also close to people like us.

BigSarah:
Too bad, narcotics shouldn't be illegal..

Don't want drugs? Just say no!
How hard is that?

How about those that will abuse it and cause menace to the society?