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lkillbrokehoes:
In a saner clime, this guy would have been taken to a psychiatric hospital but here you guys are giving him attention/praising him because of 500 Naira card, poverty is really a disease.

Just STFU you idiotttttttt
He's catching cruise and if you got a problem with that then huh transformer
Been noticing the way you react to people's comment on this NL for a while
Sadist
Wahala for who no they catch cruise o


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Ndokwagirl:
I hear that his village does not have light for past 15years now?

How's that now his problem? Oversabi

If that kind Switzerland prison dey naija make them con add Arizona with coooold Pepsi join am with steady cold water
Make them add mp3 join too with olosho

I swear na everyday people go they call police for phone they claim crime wey them no commit

Boy: hello officer , I just slap one old woman in her 80's and she faint , i know say I suppose collect like 2yrs imprisonment abeg quick come God go bless u in advance

Police: oga if u like kill buhari na me and my family members space remain for here , go and sin more you idiot

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This Biden seems to love all race

He must be a stoner

Drunkards no they think (TRUMP)

Stoners think right all the time (Biden)


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See head like who wahala naked follow

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edo3:
See head like sauce pan.. Today na my birthday oo..

Happy birthday, more stacks of endless funds

The boy and the girl dey craze

From my weed eye , make. I first start from the guy body

Oboy you mumu, na wetin u dey find naim u see so
As you seek market disgrace, u collect market disgrace
Never too believe in any woman just because they call you 24/7 saying they love you

Replying ur messages on time and giving you head , telling you if you leave them they'll die
This babe no even resemble person wey fit bring u peace of mind

Na adamu go they help u pour sperm while u do doggy , you they raise almajiri kids codedly

To the girl ....

But why na ehn okpo
U suppose know say husband scarce na
U see boy wey wan commot u from hookup and heavy gbola association you still dey do yanga
U fvck up big time aje

Conclusion ....

Make una just continue to the fvçk jare
Oga go Ethiopia go find wife abd naija own no like you after all you look like boy wey they try for the street sef

Go swallow Emzor 5 you go forget the fvck up instantly

Who ask me sef


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Whether eye service oo

Whether hyprocity ok

Atiku has done more good with his eye service job that buhari

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HAIRYANUS1:
I give warnings before I start my insults
Your last warning
Don't insult conservatives again

Advice: no go insult the wrong people o ,
E get why


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Ladyhippolyta88:
PDPguy, Dreyton36.

Tell this boy to pay up the 100k now

$100k?
Or
N100k?

Besides that young man doesn't look like someone that can afford even a cold can of rose beer here in UAE , so just let him continue running his ishawuru mouth

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A retired olosho once said

Religion
Tribalism

These are Nigeria's biggest problems and not the government

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This girl score pass all the Chelsea squad
£200m + spent on buying havertz , Werner , ziyech and others yet them no fit make top 7

GGMU

Chelsea must relegate

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Runtown come add this one join abeg

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The question be say you Don chop ?

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E shock me say Dem no add covid 19 join as usual

Anyway R.I.P we go all meet there Las Las

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To those hyping Facebook already , make una hear ok

No be every woman Dem dey follow for Facebook, I don follow one chat one time
We enter room, I insert my gbola omo the kind Pomo wey I perceive ehn chai tufiakwa

I dey do doggy they shed tears , she even get mind dey tell me harder
For my mind , na ogun go kill u Justina chai e no go better for u

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No be naija olokpa?

Dem go gree before ??

R.i.p to the deceased , buhari is a failure

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Wahala for who no they support man United

United for fvcking life mehn

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I'm not promiscuous so I don't know

Edo men are very faithful date only Edo men

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Who's listened to Iceprince ft tekno _make up ur mind

Iceprince : just last week my guy turn billionaire, when police come he guys dissapear

E get why , tunde short man , fear women and apologize to baba nla make insta let u rest

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Middleman work hard like bricklayer work even more sef

Na middleman they make work get head , naim they also make work no get head

And middleman no fit hold money na aza man or who get the access to the account fit move money

The punishment na for am to talk where aza man they make them burst am, even devil himself go confess for this kind treatment

And for those rippers una time go come one by one , those why they dile men money make una ready too this na 2021 red eyes all round

Wahala for sho go come preach for me below , na ogun go kii u ijn amen

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Naah I can't get into this kinda places , make them no go reduce my dick size spiritually

But if them go allow me smoke my Arizona and loud Sha , I fit use red eye enter Sha , with my Oraimo mp3 and very cold Pepsi and chill bottle water

Vibing to wizkid
Burna boy
2face
Craig David
Barry jhay
Seyi vibes
2pac
Bob Marley

With one fly chick with big breast , yes I love breast wey clean
Slim tall and sexy with a good smell
With two more of my nighaz , we go they fine
Just come gimme one silent long pistol make I take protect myself from Ogberaga Dem



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At least Trump is gone , remaining BUBU

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Asgard13:
Beast you

Wida?

Gossipmill naija , cruise page

Happy bday to Wizkid hater , we Wizkid lovers don't know hate cuz we don't stress

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Gaston3114:
you light up ur kpoli at every opportunity given

Seyi vibes ones said :

I like to free my mind , I'm always on trips all day

Yahman1:
Sabi Boy pass the blunt

Add ~Bank on it~ to that List

And it should be Burna before Wizkid


I always and I will continue telling Davido Fans

~None of Davido Song can beat Burna boys

Smoke Some Weed Song

Make una argue that one

Sabi guy , I sight u

Chai this woman you carry this matter reach nairaland
Shey you don see true true say you talk too much

I go tell your husband

Just kidding though.

Listen darling, give him time
Focus on other things that matters, give your baby so much love and care
Erase his name from your head entirely for now
Don't seek his attention just be yourself

Time heals everything

And hey, don't forget to learn how to close your mouth, that's the reason why he ignores you all the time, and that's why your tears don't even move him because women that talk too much, no one takes them serious

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FalseProphet1:
I see you not making it through the screening process. This I have seen

And i see you not waking up to see tomorrow oni iranu oshi
And I see him going higher and higher

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wallay77:
He go set someday...might not be much but its a must

And it will be much more in Jesus name Amen