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Them no dey take selfies for this kind gate ok
I no even dey find babe come this kind house sef

I remember when I dey date one military man pikin dat year
She con say if I truly love her make I find her come house
She say her papa travel make I no fear
Mumu me ooooo

She con send me Bobby picture na so my brain travel cuz me no dey use eye see breast wey yellow

I gather lever go the house , imagine ordinary me , soldiers dey tell me welcome
For my mind , " shey no be soldier wey i dey even fear for dream be this"?

Las Las e no funny Sha sooooo........

Who even ask me now sef ?
This Arizona strong Sha

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You see that thing called Gbola ehn , that gbola don make many men for Lagos stranded without homes

Them no fit go village , no transport sef , toto don collect all their savings

But you see Konji ? Fear Konji

Na man go tell you say he broke , and he no get food stuff for house but once him phone ring

Olosho: I'm coming over and I'm hornyyyy

Immediately money go come from no where , he go forget all him problems but once he don CUM
Na day time regret go come

Dem come forget say no matter how gbola big reach , gbola no fit kill woman except na drug u use
Wetin I even they talk sef
Who ask me now ?

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Reno omokri my man
I go bless you someday when we finally jam
But unto say EFCC no let man rest and Interpol that's why we they hide ourselves

If you think Reno omokri always speak facts but he's underrated click like , if it's opposite click share

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I don't want no northern leader
No Igbo leader
No Yoruba leader

These set of people are the problem of this country
In a country where tribalism is the biggest disease , no good thing can come out of it

In my opinion we need to do something similar like that of the old Mexicans where they used to have three presidents for one day
Until we find someone good enough then we're good , but marijuana must be legalized Sha , na that one gan gan I dey concerned about


Lights up my kpoli in premium peace

I don't want no northern leader
No Igbo leader
No Yoruba leader

These set of people are the problem of this country
In a country where tribalism is the biggest disease , no good thing can come out of it

In my opinion we need to do something similar like that of the old Mexicans where they used to have three presidents for one day
Until we find someone good enough then we're good , but marijuana must be legalized Sha , na that one gan gan I dey concerned about


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Put some respek on that name pirate
These are bandits , hoodlums
How person go be pirate and he no fresh


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Mide3367:
how much u dey run am? Job or tourist?

Tourist

United Arab Emirates is sweet for sure
Who wan apply I dey run am o

Lights up my kpoli in peace

kenzysmith:
Forget joke o this mercy body like wetin go smell

Sadist

I they kill mosquito welli welli
Small doctor

Goalnaldo:
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana
Erima show yourself. Do what you do.
You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju.
They don play me your tape for artillery
You dey use hmm collect boys salary

Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY

Olamide is deep I'll explain

His banana means dick , and once a man can control his dick he's controlled 99% of his problems
The other banana means banana island in Lagos , the current most expensive place to stay in Lagos

In summary

When you focus on making money than focusing on wooing women , you'll achieve more in life , it'll determine if you'll live in banana island of oshodi

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Tony142:
shut up there joor, when ona Don scam people finish ona go come dey form repentance yahoo boy, go sit down joor, yahoo is not good but u be the oga for inside, keep deceiving yourself

Bros chill no be fight
Live your life , I'm living mine
If it pays me fine , if it doesn't fine
Drop aza make I shoot u bar
But na Yahoo money Sha
So drop am make I shock ur aza

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Imagine declaring marijuana a drug

Imagine criticizing something that's medicinal

Imagine disrespectively displaying marijuana anyhow

Oh sweet sweet medication

Now imagine legalizing the innocent marijuana , Nigeria will emerge as the top 10 richest country in the world

Lights up my kpoli in peace

The day you believe covid is real

Na that day covid go begin naked follow u


Lights up my kpoli in peace

How's that an achievement

Useless country
Useless president
Useless leaders
Useless neighbours
Useless oloshos
Useless police
Useless s*****s no be me una go put for trouble

Lights up my kpoli in peace

kenzysmith:
in your life never u insult my mother again

Lol E pain u abi , idiaatt like you
Never you say ill things about someone else's mother next time , respect people's mothers and yours will be respected

Now go out today and go apologize to any older woman you've once used this ur rotten mouth to insult so that your life will be better idiaaattt


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Jumaat Mubarak to everyone

May we never come across players and Heartbreakers in our lifetime Ameen

Lights up my ***** in peace

Your location ?

And can you ship abroad ?

kenzysmith:
Kpekus did it for her forget her age

I didn't want to reply to this but I dislike haters who don't like the good news of others

But here's my question according to your disrespectful comment which you surely won't find funny

Q. Must every woman be like ur mom?


How u feel am for body ?
Na so the person mama pikin go feel am for body when he/she see ur comment , you idiaatt

Lights up my kpoli in peace

In wizkid's voice
" I don see where pressure make man wreckle , so make you live your life jeje no regret am

In seyi vibes voice
"Brokenness fit make a man craze, and most times craze no they show for face,
Go away
Biti je bi jare
Ajdkckckskxkxk. Jdjdkcjck
That way no be ur way

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Y'all call everyone a Yahoo boy/girl

Yahoo don't receive funds in naira but in dollars , euros , pounds , Yuan and so on , but never in naira get that right

This is 419 besides this format na 2012 format

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marvelck:
Truth be told, Akwa ibom girls are the most desirable girls in Nigeria, and e get why.

Apart from being very good in bed and in the kitchen, they are also very clean and smell nice all the time

Their smooth skin always glow even without being pampered.

No wonder, guys dey rush them like pur water.

If you don't believe me, just take a trip to Akwa ibom (especially Uyo), and thank me later

Nonsense post

Ok we don hear
Buhari nko

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Chai na person sure client just die so

As long as you get him details you fit still control the aza and pull out funds yourself asap before the bank they alerted

Lights up my kpoli in peace

EndRape2:
You need help, please see a psychologist, thanks.



quote author=Dreyton36 post=98046612]Chai wetin Toto go cause ehn

Meanwhile no be the guy fault , na konji
See ehn konji power no be beans o

That's why a white man once said " the best way to avoid temptation is to fall for it"

But no be this kind woman suppose make man gbola stand na this man fine na , he even get big gbola join , see where the editing reach , he gbola sef reach lap

Wetin concern me , who Dem fvck na her Toto suffer am
Who Dem cheat on na him heart go suffer am and ogogoro
Who sleep with person wife , na him body go tell am

Make me find where I go put preek jare , naija na too much trouble dey am

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You're right bro
I need help please help me
Btw I'm a psychologist

Chai wetin Toto go cause ehn

Meanwhile no be the guy fault , na konji
See ehn konji power no be beans o

That's why a white man once said " the best way to avoid temptation is to fall for it"

But no be this kind woman suppose make man gbola stand na this man fine na , he even get big gbola join , see where the editing reach , he gbola sef reach lap

Wetin concern me , who Dem fvck na her Toto suffer am
Who Dem cheat on na him heart go suffer am and ogogoro
Who sleep with person wife , na him body go tell am

Make me find where I go put preek jare , naija na too much trouble dey am

Lights up my kpoli in peace

yungchop:
Done boss

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