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Soldiers are humans too

But a clear conscience fears no accusation mehnnnnnnnn

Lights up my weed

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You have a laptop and 50K and you want to earn a living

And you're also saying no one should suggest any illegal to you , ok ooooooooo

The last time I checked even our Nigerian govt are illegal not to talk of a common man

MrTAnonymous:
Weed is life

Incase you don't know na me talk

They don't know what they're missing bruv

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As a stoner most people see us as irresponsible people but they don't understand the medication derived from medical cannabis

Cannabis is that best friend you can always run to and you will never get disappointed
It switches your sorrows to joy after the third drag (heat)

Cannabis makes you love songs that you don't even give value to , and also makes you over love songs that truly have deep inspiration

Cannabis gives you confidence and more wisdom
Drag a joint and you'll see how you will smooth talk your stubborn client into giving them an heavy billing
It's until your eyes are cleared that you'll know all the job you've done overnight and you'll be like "NA ME SWEET LIKE THIS)?

The answer is cannabis mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MY FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE OF DRAGGING A JOINT

I was only 14 yrs old when i dragged my first medication (weed)
There was this Bros who lives around my area who always listens to 2PAC and LUCKY DUBE songs while smoking his WEED
he always mind his business and I loved his lifestyle and wanted to be like him
I generated love for 2pac's track (Dear mama).

One day he was playing that DEAR MAMA on his loud deck
I came closer to listen to it , cuz I loved that particular verse where 2pac said """"restricted from school and scared to go home , I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules"""".

Then I sighted something white and wrapped and he wasn't there , I took it and light it up with the matches on the bench
I dragged it in , funnily I didn't even cough out just like other first timers , I smoked it like a pro because i already had friends who were smoking cigarettes then but I never liked the smell of cigarettes that's why I didn't take it

I dragged it like 7 times and i felt nothing, so I was now wondering what's the need of smoking it when it has nothing to give in my body

I dragged it more and more again while the next track entered (WHEN THUGZ CRY) don't listen to that track when you're pained , you might kill someone

In few minutes time I noticed that I couldn't feel my legs no more
I tried using water to wash my face , still same thing
I wanted to play the role of a smart guy by running home to sleep

My people as I was going home that's how i started explaining football match livescores to everyone I saw on the road
I missed my way , thank God people that knew me understood that i wasn't myself because the livescores explanation was now too much for them to bear
They took me home and tied me with a rope , that's how I slept off ....


WHAT'S YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE

@Slawormir
@lalasticlala

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I came to see breast , but I was disappointed they're all slippers breast
Wetin concern me with who win and who loose

Bukan20:
Ok dm on WhatsApp 07039415454

+971527165531 my WhatsApp , just beep me , I don't wanna minimize something

fineboynl:
lol, you polluted your guy house. Reasons I don't allow any friend to bring girl into my house and I don't take any guy to my friend place. Atleast their is hotel.

Lol na konji

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Las Las all of this crypto na scam

All those crypto businesses are all scams, MMM in a polished way , I pity those people who save Bitcoin in millions and billions , very soon their body go tell them when everything will be closed up like magic

You get 5k and you they dull yourself , when I can link you up with some influential Australian clients wey go cash you big time if you play your games right
All they need na just for yoi to agree say you go visit them after the pandemic and you're willing to settle down with them , steady cashout dey for you if you smart
Make efcc no disturb me oooo , I'm just an hustler

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Listen up OP that time has passed when people use the slogan "don't pay bad with bad"

From the way you narrated the story it's obvious that your neighbor is proud and talks anyhow without thinking twice

That's the same thing you should do , treat people the way they wanna be treated , no let any pastor preach for you
If you let him go , if he's in a position to do worse next time he won't hesitate cuz he knows you'll let go
To make money not easy , plus sleepless nights and stress

Carry better soldiers take pick up the idiot , from there he'll also call the electrician to get arrested too
While he's inside guard room he'll be purchasing your items asap after much slaps

Next time he'll avoid you 1000000% thank me later

No let anybody destroy your hustle all in the name of trying to avoid trouble , them they give wahala trouble sef mehnnnnnnnn

Lights up my weed

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Hold the bank responsible jare
That's shit , they must provide your money ooo , strip naked sef their dad for der

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Who wants to sell Nigeria pls i want to buy

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Everybody wanna trend OP tell me one good reason why you're misleading people huh

That picture was taken in the last osun campaign , which davido , b_red , his uncle's and nephews participated in

Davido that I have been with since the release of FEM
u dey learn mehnnnnnn

See how somebody mention money when I they find 1500 , call all my contact still no way
This life no balance

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To be honest some girls kuntus can smell so bad like cabad
In 2018 i came to naija from Dubai , I have been in chatting terms with a certain girl on Facebook for about 8 months , base on sharp guy wey I be , I say make I sharply clean the kuntus and clean mouth
I invited her over to a friend's place cuz the only girl that steps her foot into my house in my real babe

My people I brought out my Gbola and she was set for doggy , I felt a lil smell tho but base on say Gbola don stand i just freestyle
When I insert my Gbola inside her kuntus oh fada lawd
Tears begin they drop for my eye immediately for overbearing
Painful thing is that Nepa has taken their light as usual , the room was also hot at the same time
I didn't last for 1mins , i didn't even cum , i just faked an excuse , told her to wait for me outside
I quickly took my bathe in my friend's place and strolled to the nearby boutique to buy a new shirt and a new trouser immediately cuz the smell was (over 4.5 )
I block her number immediately

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They should've been handed over to the police instead of setting them ablaze , I'm not a supporter of jungle justice
Our people are too quick to take laws in their own hands , seems it's pretty thieves with local guns just hand them over to the police instead , there's what's called changes , people change
Setting them ablaze won't help the situation, if only they were alive they'll be able to confess who sent them and who gave them the link , don't be surprised that someone in that supermarket must've given them the link else thieves don't just burst into a supermarket like that

Lights up my weed jare

Bukan20:
6yrs na 4k but negotiable

Facebook they burst anyhow these days bro
It doesn't matter how many years
I even bought a Facebook account which was even owned and opened by a Canadian citizen , a 2009 acct and it still burst
If you'll sell for 2k I'll buy it now

Kingdanfodio:
. Hope say no be my barca get that 8-2

Them best Barca 8_2

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Accurate list
Two Bible of Arizona for you

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Money over bit*he's anytime anyday

Firstorderwizard:
Na third week after resumption we dey resume that year.
We no dey enter class but we dey pass exam
If you no attend public school you miss

I swear down bruv , when we no they school , everywhere go dull
Ans when we resume na in full swag , feeling like Wizkid
As you step into the class na hailings with your nickname
And your babe for class go just smile

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If you also went to a school where you must cut grass and you must late come school, gather here with your likes mehnnnnnn

Las Las most of us wey cut grass naim they enjoy Wells Fargo money now

Lights up my weed

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I'm 26 and I'm making real men money so wtf is she saying
Set awon Wells Fargo money

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Kevin de bruyne has more value than the whole of Chelsea squad mehnnnnnnnnn

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I love that , many family men who are jobless depends so much on getting
Make I eveb give free tips for the weekend

Inter win vs benevento
Milan win vs crotons
Chelsea wins vs westbrom
Tottenham wins

Place 1k and sleep

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He simply means you've not tasted a d*ck like mine yet and your little tiny puss* hole is still intact and not a third mainland bridge yet

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Don't send the money bruv, don't even try it
You've told her what to do and she refused by turning tables, that's a no sign of dishonesty
Naija is hot and rugged at the moment
Na Wella Fargo we take they sustain E nor easy

Stand as a man and tell her boldly on what to do , if she loves and respects you she'll do as you've said without playing smart with pretending to be angry and accusing you of insecurities and trust
I've been to the Diaspora and I know how hard it is to make money there

If only bank details were to be deleted , she would've done that and send you the screenshot right away
You sef suppose don try to use another nigga or girl test her to know what and who she spends much time with bc you're not there

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She's not my spec , any babe who isn't busty CA never be my spec , just have breast and I'm all yours
Kill u with too much dough and love

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Happy birthday to her , she's the kinda friend I'll love to have close me
Set awon Wells Fargo money

Bukan20:
yes bro

Which one do you have and how many years and how much last