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Girls this is for you

Hustle oooo
No let man tell you say "IT'S ONLY PVSSY YOU HAVE TO OFFER"

Dreiwizzy:
If she looks into my eyes often

yes oo some girl can look Sha, u sef go dey fear

Anytime somebody tells me I LOVE YOU

I end up asking for their acct number

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During my own time, I was the master planner in everything
There was this man who always beats his wife whenever he comes home drunk, and this woman once she sends you on an errand, you're sure to have a good day cuz she's generous
Community sat this man's ass down and advised him that he's doing what's very wrong, he promised to change but after few weeks Bros continue, even add Jara join

One day as I was returning from where I've gone to play a sport called Obodo in my language, don't know the English term
That game you'll set up a block and run towards the block them tumble lol
I was sweating profusely only to see that same man with a young girl, kidding her deeply
I quickly reenforced my friends in crime
We stylishly sprayed them something itchy called "devil beans"
That stuff can make you confess what you didn't do
The naked themselves and started running round the community and we sang a song for them

zitee14:
my brother forget ooo. u don see Asaba girl wen get craze? dem dey mad finish
Op, the only solution now is to sit her down and explain to her that your relationship will not work out and you are ready to help her in any way you can to start afresh.
next time use your head. it is not all that clitters you call gold.

Tell me craze wey go pass girl who go get mind use her Toto as source of income
Na where person crazy for end, naim another person own start

E clear

My. Crush that year

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Get yourself N500
Go to a nearby ghetto and buy weed (Marley kush)
Grind it with your kitchen hand grinder
Get someone to help you roll it , then you smoke it with your preferable drink

Take note : at exactly 5pm on the day to your exam
Set an alarm to wake you up by 10pm cuz you'll surely sleep off no doubt , then u continue reading

Day of your exam , smoke another kush 2hrs to your starting time , and thank me later , but remember to still read that morning

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You see those two things called breast and yansh

They've ruined many lives and rendered them even homeless

But u see that breast , E wahala too much , to overcome the temptation hard pass to overcome temptation of ass

Misslilbootay:
°°°
Handsome bobo...
Edo men can use style to fine...

Oil dey ur head

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Baba ijebu boys will love this topic
Them Don show with their paper and pen

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OP don't be an OZO
Go to a nearby hotel and get three prostitutes that has so much madness in their head
Give them 5 or 10k to share, depends on your pocket
They'll help you to pack out her things and even take her to the park and ensure they get her a bus going to the east and they'll wait till the bus takes off in their own eyes

If you touch her now all those feminists will come for you

Thank me later

Light up my weed

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They think I'm a Yahoo boy but I'm not
Innocent soul like me

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To be honest Aunty u worwor ooooo. Ukpatiri ooooo

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Ma lo underate anybody, ma lo downgrade
If you want to love me baby, love me today
No condition is permanent God get
Plan for me, e too sure for me ah-ah-ah

Eni ba mo ore olohun o lo n ri ire gba o
Sebi ohun lo'n ri aanu gba l'odo baba
Abi bee koo (Beeni o eh eh)
Abi bee koo (Beeni o Beeni o eh eh) ore o

Fvck mehnnnnnnn
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Ma lo underate anybody, ma lo downgrade
If you want to love me baby, love me today
No condition is permanent God get
Plan for me, e too sure for me ah-ah-ah

Eni ba mo ore olohun o lo n ri ire gba o
Sebi ohun lo'n ri aanu gba l'odo baba
Abi bee koo (Beeni o eh eh)
Abi bee koo (Beeni o Beeni o eh eh) ore o

Ckay ft Barry jhay_ beeni (inspiration)

Lights up my weed

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Imagine how much those bet companies go cash out this weekend

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How Laycon no go win, U want make ebuka chop beating

jamex93:
Sokoloan is the worst... Lol


Thank God for his mercies I can never use any of those apps again...

You're right o , they're the worst but wetin man go do when to even eat na problem

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And I hear say them dash some people Ludo and slippers to vote
Light up my weed

Keep it coming oo

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Person wey marry president pikin wetin una think say he need before ?
He no see other girls to marry?
Abeg leave the guy man make him cry joor , this one na country ?
This is an okrika country not a boutique country no more
Faulty used people everywhere
Even ordinary rat they collect award now sef for other country while in this okrika country man can't feed twice daily

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Maga don wise up and Yahoo boy don broke again seeking for another

Ozo don finally watch how stupid him be they behave
Them don talk sense into him head , just watch how nengi will open her kpekus waaaaaa for Ozo to feed on

E clear

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This guy just the beat everybody anyhow , imagine wetin he do person pikin
Make I they train down sef , he own don too much

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Algeria the best football country in Africa no cap

Who are in super eagles ?
Iwobi and osimen ?
That goal go plenty ooo lol

I'm seeing Bayern vs Barca, i just 8_2 Yarn sometime

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Imagine having Giroud on bench and constantly using mount, James, Abraham , what an insult

Toto wey they smell better pass Chelsea

GGMU

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Who remembers Anto Lecky of Big brother naija?

Her father late Alhaji yaro Lecky of auchi Edo state had 193 children with about 27 wives , don't ask me how it's possible, no be me help am insert gbola

Preshieben:
I was delivered

It's obvious

No wonder everywhere silent

All those small am teams don come again for Chelsea this season
Waiting for Leeds own

Chelsea don they chop beating everywhere don FEM

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I was known to be obe of the nearest and most handsome and most brilliant , meanwhile reading isn't my thing
But I'll surely pass that's a fact
I don't turk in my shirt never
I'm never punctual, you're very sure to meet me at the gate by 10_11am

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United for life

POGBA
MARTIAL
LINDELOF
MAGUIRE

they need to be offloaded asap

We need Cavani on free transfer asap and more defenders