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Family › Re: Man Kills His Daughter After Finding Out She Was Not His Biological Child (pic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:25am On Oct 18, 2021
UncleKoboko:
Shut up!
That's what any smart man will do to get back at an adultress whorè.
Partenity fraud is a crime that should never be forgiven.
Ehn ehn!?

Dr Dwight York naija version!! Small R kelly!!
While you are at it. Also get back at the man who impregnated said adulteress and refused his own responsibility. Sauce for goose is sauce for gander.

Or are you like the other men who don't know the difference between accountability and blame?
Family › Re: Man Kills His Daughter After Finding Out She Was Not His Biological Child (pic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:48pm On Oct 17, 2021
RoyalBoutique:
Instead of training the girl till she's 17 or 18 and fully matured.

Then he bangs the hell outta her virgin punny and get her pregnant.

Then marry her.

That's the only way to get back to a cheating wife that gave birth to a female child that's not yours.

Why people dey complain?
you deserve to be locked in solitary confinement, away from decent society under 6ft of concrete, never to see the sun again. You disgusting paedophile!!

Dear ladies, paternity fraud is bad. Cuckolding men to raise children that aren't theirs is a disgusting act. It is better to be a single mother than deceiving men upandan.
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2021
Starzo:
When we talk say all wannabe feminists for Nigeria na frustrated oloshos Dem go dey talk say we nor know the definition of feminism and call us misogynists. Now see this one undecided
Another one to avoid like a plague
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:06am On Oct 17, 2021
Mayng01:
Smh! So speechless. shame does not matter to her. Omo, see dt behind as she dey shake am, serious vibration. Abeg, make a watch am again one more time.
why should she be ashamed biko?

Was she forced to do it? Is she regretting it.

Her reaction is very appropriate, ignoring the kiss and tell, attention seeking, professional blackmailing, gigolo.
Health › Re: Some Myth About Medications In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2021
Blake755:
No drink coconut water after taking drugs is it true sad
Meanwhile op I would like to have your contact
not true
Romance › Re: If The Crop Of Men On The Streets Have The Mentality Of The Average NL Male, Omo by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:11am On Oct 16, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Owk, I get ur Stand!!
That some hardcore NL Redpillers will likely marry at 41,42.. sad

But As I said, many of Dem, once one Cool, Fine girl enters their lives, dey will Calm down..
Na Dem go love and Spend pass! cool cheesy cheesy
it's not just once they're cool, it's once they see that girls are not longer getting interested in their games, once girls start running away because their bio raises too many red flags. Once their fertility drops and erectile dysfunction starts to set in. Once they start having hypertension, diabetes and heart disease.

They will be ready to settle once their are near their best before date. They start acting with sense since they are on discount.
Romance › Re: If The Crop Of Men On The Streets Have The Mentality Of The Average NL Male, Omo by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:13am On Oct 16, 2021
Polynek:
Let me tell you OP, Many guys out there are naturally Redpilled, by d way wat is the meaning of being a Redpliler?
In my own definition, I ll say dat being Redpilled simply means, not allowing a woman to manipulate you as a guy, the act of being able to detect all d manipulative ways of a woman, as man being in TOTAL CONTROL of your relationship with a woman, Dix is my summary of wat Redpill is all about,
Am not telling u by assumption, in my community many guys both literate and illiterate posses Dix attitude naturally, same way with SIMPS,
In my own case I naturally hate girls who hv entitlement mentality, but wen I stumbled on Redpill thread here in NAIRALAND, I learned more, so forget it Redpill exist both online and offline.
total control in a relationship is a recipe for resentment and burnout.
Romance › Re: If The Crop Of Men On The Streets Have The Mentality Of The Average NL Male, Omo by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:12am On Oct 16, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Ur Theory is WRONG!

Redpillers, once they Settle down with a Fine lady will Forget all diz Shenanigans..
They will become sweet husbands and enjoy dier wives till 70,75.. smiley cheesy

Same thing with NL Toxic Feminists, It's Husband dats dier problem!
Give Dem a Rich, generous, fine man and they will turn to Domestic Cats and drop the Feminist Bullcrap!! undecided

I Always say This: NO HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN CAN BE A FEMINIST! sad
yh. What I meant was if their ideology lands them to continue bachelorhood till their midlife crisis
Romance › Re: Mosdii by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:37pm On Oct 15, 2021
Silentgroper:
Would sirjame.s agree to dz tongue
we agree to disagree and laugh over it
Romance › Re: If The Crop Of Men On The Streets Have The Mentality Of The Average NL Male, Omo by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:23pm On Oct 15, 2021
I have a theory. A lot of these redpillers are going to die alone with regrets. A good number before 60
BaddieFreak:
Most of NL guys are forming toxic red pillars here but see them crying and begging their babes at home.
Don’t be deceived
Romance › Re: Today Is My Fiancée Birthday. Join Me And Celebrate Her. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
muller101:
Op the thing de shark you now. I won't say much.
2yrs, it's still sharking us.
Romance › Re: I Am Dating A Popular Nairaland Moderator by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:19pm On Oct 15, 2021
BaddieFreak:
There is this popular Nairaland moderator (name withheld for privacy) that has been in my PM since early this year always wanting to get to know me which I obliged. I don’t usually reply my PMs since I am just here on Nairaland to while away time when I am bored. I thought it was just another casual friendship but it has turned out to be something else. He is really pushing for more and I have explained to him from the onset that I am not interested but this days it seems like he is a good guy and I might possibly give him a chance.
I know he is going to see this, but I just feel like saying it since i really have nobody to talk to about it and it has been bothering me.
I have vowed not to go into any serious relationship.

What do you think guys?
If you like him,go for it.

Be safe

That's how bae and I met.

Some good ones among the chaff with monickers we call Nairaland men nowadays.
Romance › Re: Mosdii by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:17pm On Oct 15, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
the future is female
Romance › Re: A Message To All Redpillers. by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:09pm On Oct 15, 2021
The contrasts in this thread, too many oxymorons to take these redpillers seriously.

This is what happens when society has too many broke, unemployed frustrated makes with a sense of entitlement.

Y'all should log out to reality
Romance › Re: Today Is My Fiancée Birthday. Join Me And Celebrate Her. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:50pm On Oct 15, 2021
Iyaebe:
Hbd to her llnp,I like how you always show love to your sweetheart, you are matured man.Redpillers will be like the pics below now
thank you for the well wishes
Romance › Re: Today Is My Fiancée Birthday. Join Me And Celebrate Her. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:49pm On Oct 15, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Happy Birthday DrFunmi! undecided
thank you
Romance › Re: Today Is My Fiancée Birthday. Join Me And Celebrate Her. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:48pm On Oct 15, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
Ife mi, it's your birthday, but I’m the one who should be celebrating the most. My favourite person(Drfunmi) in the world was born on this day.
I’m so glad you came into the world, and also my world.
Your smile is cause for celebration, the smile that always turns me 360. Your love is the most precious gift in the world. Let my kisses light a thousand birthday candles. Happy Birthday to someone who makes life itself feel like a special occasion. We never have a better last moment.
One day a year isn’t enough to celebrate someone as special as you. I know we lost someone so dear to you, and we choose not to celebrate this year but I won't fail to blow a little kiss of mine and wish you a happy birthday. God bless your new year. We will always live to celebrate you.
Folks join me and wish my Angel, my friend, my own Drfunmi a happy birthday.
I love you honeybee.

Thank you ���
Romance › Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:43pm On Oct 15, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I didn't even include myself in that picture and what minority do you refer to? undecided

My own father raised the same in that same Nigeria many decades ago. He drove us to get the bus in the morning, picked us on his way back from home after work and cooked when there was nothing already prepared for us at home. Same with many of his friends, in the same Ikorodu areas I grew up in. undecided

So do explain to me why you believe only a minority of men can babysit. undecided
taking a child to school is not the same as babysitting
Romance › Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:37pm On Oct 15, 2021
Kobojunkie:
On my street alone there are at least 5 dads who, every week day, ready their kids for school and walk them to take the bus in the morning. Then in the afternoon, the same dads walk out to the same bus stop to pick up from there kids and proceed to tackle after-school programs with them. undecided

You declare here that men can't babysit, and I am curious to know why? undecided Are the men you know of born imbe-ciles or something? undecided
that's just you. They are the minorities
Romance › Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:37pm On Oct 15, 2021
Jman06:
From your naration alone, one can see that women are mostly the beneficiaries of marriage. The children show them all the love while the man is left on his own.

Because I love children, I may consider adoption or I'll just be visiting orphanages to see and play with children. As for marriage, it absolutely adds no benefit to a man.
women are not the major beneficiaries of marriage, it's men.

All these XY chromosomes can't even look after themselves. It is proven that marriage increases a man's life expectancy and reduces a woman's.
Romance › Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:35pm On Oct 15, 2021
Hyerin:
Please stop lumping feminism with red pill because there's no single correlation between them whatsoever. Feminism is a legit body of knowledge that can even be studied in schools. It is also a movement that fights against sex-based oppression. What does redpill actually do for men? Or society as a whole?

You might have valid criticisms for feminists/feminism and that's okay but it makes no sense to make comparisons to red pill. Please let's all be guided.
they're two sides of the same coin
Romance › Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 1:35pm On Oct 14, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
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Lol
You still dey date at your old age.

If you like call am fiance or bethrothed, so far he never marry you, you are dating.

Failure.
lol!! grin grin

See where frustration has landed you.

The only failure on this thread festering on hate and resentment isn't me, but you.
Romance › Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 8:25am On Oct 14, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Pls recommend one for the forbidden zone, shaving beak gives me serious irritation
veet is good for forbidden zone. Apply and scrape off with scrapper after 5mins
Romance › Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 8:21am On Oct 14, 2021
buhariPLEASEdie:
That......shave less lotion blade had give end up giving gray bia bia fast.......
bae agrees, he said he noticed that. I'm even suspecting that the lotion is giving him pimples.
Romance › Re: ...but why do all Men Secretly Find Bobrisky Vey Attractive?? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:15pm On Oct 13, 2021
siofra:
It's true, I've noticed it too op cheesy cheesy grin

They are secretly in love with bobrisky
are they downlow? Willing to taste the rainbow?
Romance › Re: ...but why do all Men Secretly Find Bobrisky Vey Attractive?? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:12pm On Oct 13, 2021
Pumpumking:


....all men agree bobrisky look hawt anyday & lets be honest, he almost looooklike like Beyansi,,,however question is why do all men find bobrisky very attractive clearly becuz he preeetier than 85% of our Nigerian women (i lie?), booobsi & Yansh all in place.. & most of all.........SHE IS LIGHTSKIN!!!!! cheesy
true or fault..agree or disagree... and no oofeinse!!!
smiley
mrcork aka pumpumking, are you into transgender women?
Romance › Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 5:03pm On Oct 13, 2021
Justbehave:
What was he using to shave before you two met?
clipper.

He would go to the barber once or twice a week to have it done
Romance › Re: Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 4:07pm On Oct 13, 2021
FvckAllMods:
You like your boy
yes I do
Romance › Dear Guys, Is It Okay For My Fiance To Shave With This? by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 3:52pm On Oct 13, 2021
My bae keeps his body hair minimal, so I can enjoy his smooth skin. he has a goatee and a well trimmed moustache tongue and he cuts his hair very low, skin cut and I love it that way.

I recently got him a clipper online cos I felt he needed one.

I recently found out that he developed this habit of using my veet/nair depilatory cream to shave his face. He says he likes it and how it works. But I am concerned about the safety of using very on his face.

To give context. It's like hair relaxer but stronger. It instantly melts your hair away and ladies use it to shave thier legs, leaving it very smooth. I think he likes the smoothness.

It's one thing to use it for leg and armpits, it's another thing to use it on pubic area, talkless of face where everyone can see.

So nairalanders in the house, do you use it? Are there better options?

Romance › Re: What Inspired Nairaland Men Views About Women? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:12pm On Oct 13, 2021
Silentgroper:
But i'm nt d world. I should knw.
your are not my sugar daddy, nor my husband, so you shouldn't
Romance › Re: What Inspired Nairaland Men Views About Women? by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:52am On Oct 13, 2021
Silentgroper:
I'd take steak anytime .. Are u tryna say ur puzzi is so meaty tongue
guess the world will never know
Food › Re: Snake: What We Saw In Our Trap This Morning by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:46am On Oct 13, 2021
I heard it tastes like chicken

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