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Jenniferchuma10:
Actor Williams Uchemba have lambasted Disney after their announcement that the new Superman, Jon Kent will be bisexual.

DC Comics has announced that Jon Kent, the Superman of Earth and son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane is bisexual.

Jon Kent, currently known as “the Superman of Earth,” will go public with his sexuality in the November 9 issue of “Superman: Son of Kal-El #5” when he starts a romantic relationship with reporter Jay Nakamura, indicating the Kryptonian apple does not fall far from the tree.



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seems like they are trying to pull in the yaoi community of secondary school girls.

Silentgroper:
Nah.. Ur pucci aint finer.. Its nt even pinkish.

if you prefer salmon to steak, I cannot be held responsible.

Preciousgirl:
Good afternoon
How about this for lunch?

using 'shock value' to gain attention for culinary skills isn't it. It's like you are the lady gaga of cooking

Casalindal:
So guy we had a briefing with both lawyers last night in regards to my divorce. Guys men will always be men!! After everything you giving me only 50%?? Like 50% this is really sad to say the least.


And before you all come for me. Please know this I gave everything and also bring something to the table as well.

Don't be greedy. Take the 50and walk out of his AIDS infested ass with your dignity intact

Silentgroper:
Like ur puccy right,

my pussy finer than your unimpressive ass

Silentgroper:
Op? Nag? .. Are u okay? Do we look like puccies to u.. Complain sounds better.

it's still the same thing.

Yes you look like pussies to us

Bola146:
Ha! God have mercy! A prostitute should think twice before marrying a pastor, a pastor should

Not necessarily, they usually find and fit each other

AdesewaAde:
So do you want me to use my hands to multiply my brokenness?
I’ve been in poverty,I know what it feels to be poor or broke,I’m working my ass out day in day out to overcome poverty, you can’t expect me to open my eyes again and run into another misfortune . Take a look as yourself the way your are broke,are you happy with yourself?
Poor people that are getting married to richer men doesn’t have two heads .

Don't mind her, she's a pandering, male identified mammy. Let her go and date a broke guy. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

robosky02:
You Can’t Date A Broke Guy But Will Use Needle And Thread Sew Your Underwear” – Actress Ani Amatosero Blast Ladies



Sensational Nollywood actress, Ani Amatosero has taken a hard swipe at Nigerian ladies who claim they can’t be in a relationship with broke guys.
Addressing this claim, Ani labelled such ladies as ‘goats’ because they are the same people who will use a pin and thread to sew their torn under wear if they get the least chance.

“I can’t date a broke guy, but you will use needle and thread sew under ur under pant if dem give you chance you go use office pin hold ur bra. Goat!” She posted on her page

Aunty, not everyone is wasteful and into climate unfriendly fast fashion like you.

Brainard22:
ASHAWO!!!

Remove that pregnancy and get the fvxk out of their marriage!!

why did the guy lie about his marriage?

Why did he cheat?

He has to take accountability for his part in this

She has every right to scatter his marriage

Let's also hear his side of the story

Brainard22:
ASHAWO!!!

Remove that pregnancy and get the fvxk out of their marriage!!

why did the guy lie about his marriage?

Why did he cheat?

She has every right to scatter his marriage

My dad igbo and my mum esan

If you type Fella-tio it automatically turns to mouth action, unfortunately, it's female counterpart cunninlingus doesn't get the same treatment.

Rétard with a normal e turns to retard

C0ck turns to cock but penis remains

Obaxxx:

Na wa oh......docs in the house, please make una come to this guy rescue

they should take him to the hospital

Stephen2324:
If you don’t like a man, don’t like his money.

if you don't like a woman, don't like her pussy.

Pumpumking:
^story
dr. so u embaras yor sef by eaten biscuit in front of women...correct?.....sir do u reliace ones women start ignoring u, u can turn to gay man?..steppppup yor game sir!!(no oofencse)

Mrcork, there's better things to do than losing sleep over eating biscuits in front of/with some imaginary slayqueen

Pumpumking:
ok so u impress women wit cracker biscuit & orange juices....correct? ...are u ok sir?(no oofencse)

you didn't say anything about buying the woman biscuit, you implied eating biscuits in front of her. Stop confusing us with lexical ambiguity abeg!!

chatinent:
Your pastor is the witch.

You are a wizard too if you cannot surmount any shortcomings in your life but attribute it to withcraft!

Me just pity the poor child, and wife for having sb like you.

Prophet go use you build duplex.

he needs a psych evaluation.

Omorotionmwann:
It has been 12years now since my dad has been down with Stroke which has affected his speech,his right hand and leg and some 4years ago,he couldn't walk anymore but had to be carried to sleep,sit and all physical metabolism is done where he is,even after I and my mum have spent and still spends a lot on physiotherapy,speech therapy,brain checkups at Mecure oshodi,routine and forthnight high blood pressure checkups with expensive drugs and still no changes but it gets worse,all done going around in taxi as I have no car.....

I was 18 and in 200level in a federal uni with him and my mum my only support system when all of this started,couldn't concentrate and focus on school work anymore as I am the firstborn of a 7 boys family and my attention was always needed.....Mum told me I need to drop out that she can't afford all of this alone but I was strong hearted and determined to graduate with a B.Eng...

I had issues with my lecturers as my attendance were poor and my course adviser said it to my face that I would never graduate but I never told them about my travails or they wouldn't even believe me anyways cos they were mostly SADIST,All Engineering lecturers in Uniben especially Mechanical/PRODUCTION ENGINEERING from 08/09 upward,OGUN KILL ALL OF UNA!!! Life was tough for me and my Mum....

Now that I am a Man and supposed to be focus on my life future and raising a family but this is still taking a toll on me emotionally,financially,mentally and I will come home to my mum nagging,crying that she has tried enough over the years and i might come home one day and she has left ....THIS BREAKS ME,I AM TIRED,I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO....I LOVE MY DAD,HE IS IN PAINS TOO!!!

IF I COULD SEE THE FUTURE BACK THEN WHEN IT STARTED,I WOULD HAVE ASKED THE DOCTORS FOR MERCY DEATH,DO NIGERIAN DOCTORS OR HOSPITALS GIVE OUT MERCY DEATH TO PATIENTS?

NAIRALANDERS,I AM DEPRESSED AND I NEED YOUR ADVICE

sorry for the long post. Mods please help this thread to front page for more advice

Euthanasia is illegal in nigeria. Most medical personnel will not risk thier licenses for euthanasia that is an ehtically controversial topic

Pumpumking:
See yor tomato head like cracker biscuit...how can u eat biscuit in front of babe...r u kidding me?
. r u not a man? So when all yor mate are buying chrissssmas present like car,I phone, pet, diamond watch, gold for babes...u be buying biscuit for babe?? FOR CHRISSSSSMAS PRESENTTTT?.. Bro i dont meaanto sound rudes but are u ok in the head sir!!(no oofense)

There's nothing wrong with buying biscuit in front of a babe. Cut your coat according to your cloth

Pumpumking:


Historicaly & naturaly, big boys always eat in expensive restorant or expensive ice creaam parlor when we are hungry. This is wot we do & this is why ladies usualy call us Fine boy or big guy.
anyways...So ladies, what will you do if you catch your guy or a guy toasting you eating pooor man food like Buscuit or bread witout butter.... Will you dumb him like a bad habbbit or simply delete his phone nomba with anger?

Honest reply fro the mature ladies please!! (no ofeinse)

please, what is wrong with eating biscuits? Or eating bread without butter?

Even if it is kemp's cracker or pako biscuit.

How do some people reason nowadays

We'll, op decides to call himself pumpumking, so it's no surprise the type of immature thread he's creating

It is well

Crown premium spaghetti

No comment.

chatinent:
Well, aje, as a romantic man, I enjoy moments in a zoo. I would always find a tree bench to sit and reminisce with my lady. You know, a date talk could happen anywhere...with the beautiful landscape of wildlife around. It's epic.

The hyperactivity with these zookeepers when they see a prominent person tho! Just look how that one is showing them swamp. Is swamp a new thing in Nigeria? Is Nigeria not filled with swamps and end processes of gully erosions? Sb will say it's crocodiles now.

By the way, I refuse to comment on those security personnels with hands akimbo. Men, see beautiful children! They scent like looted taxes.

lol @ bolded

PENISgod:
Please guys is 25k salary a Month good for a single teenager living with his parents?

which area? What are your plans for the money?

A case of pica

Moving on

Magnoliaa:
I see. You're the type that doesn't like stress. So he'll have to balance his work and home duties then, since you're a trophy kind that just wanna relax and be taken kiarof.

I don't mind

Magnoliaa:
Yes, ladies. This one is for you. Which do you prefer and why? Or would you rather stay solo and avoid man troubles all together? Let's hear your thoughts.

career man, I'm all for traditional roles abeg. i wanna be a trophy wife

i don't dream of labour

this thought should never exist. delete this threAD.