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Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by DrGroove(f): 5:12pm On Jun 10, 2015
AreaFada2:
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Yep, not surprising at all. Sad though.

Actually lots of men don't have as many girls as they like to brag about. Dating girls in 9ja costs time and money. And men need time to hustle for money. If you're well to do, you can have very many girls indeed. And in Nigeria of today, less than 30% have that level of comfort to "afford" many women.
The moneyed young men that are equally promiscuous get many girls. That is why bosses in top jobs bleep both married and single female staff. They have authority, influence & money. These three things attract women like magnet. Of course there are still some babes not greedy for money.

An average looking girl that dresses well and carry herself nicely can be approached by many "try-your-luck" guys and serious ones too. If she's not picky, she can have a new man daily. But it takes toasting, paying date bills and other expenses to get a girl. So ladies have more opportunities to cheat.

Also women can date young, old, single, married men BUT most guys would date single and younger women, so that the pool of women a guy can chose from is less than the pool of men girls can get men from.

Thank God you have seen it up close, so you know how it is.
But you cannot blame the women alone. It is still men who knowingly or unknowingly bleep the married and engaged women.
Am not blaming anybody.the men are doing it as a boost to their manhood! the women are doing it to get back at the men
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Slot Nigeria Is Recruiting Nationwide by DrGroove(f): 1:36pm On Jun 10, 2015
royal231:
Slot no make sense to work oooo..... unless you go dey thief phone like most of the workers there
AH! Ha! Are you implying that slot workers are thieves?Lol
Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by DrGroove(f): 1:24pm On Jun 10, 2015
AreaFada2:
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My dear, thank you. I like people who are honest. Instead of trying to defend women's "honour" at the expense of truth. Lots of working wives are banging work colleagues, especially their bosses/managers.

People like to doubt research findings that: 50% of first born kids belong to another guy outside. 30% of all kids belong to another guy outside.

Women have never been short of desire to cheat. But it was just too risky and opportunities were limited. Women now move about freely to work, travel alone, live in school hostels 700km away from home, chat with men on social media from the whole world from their bedroom.
Opportunities are vast now.

Men throughout history have been marrying many wives and having side dishes, and was accepted by society.

I guess with cheap DNA test kits soon to be available, men will be in shock over paternity.

Two people I know in diaspora wanted to bring their kids from 9ja. They had the kids with former girlfriends years back in 9ja. Before going abroad. DNA test was required. Both kids failed DNA test. shocked shocked

The humiliation is massive because one is married to a white lady now. He used to make mouth about how lose women are in the West. His oyinbo wife is now mocking him. grin cheesy
You can imagine...there is this distant relative I have.we hardly see but we very close on chat.he usually gists me how soon-to-be brides visit him for banging.he meets them mostly on social media..sometime ago,i visited him in d company of his sister.one of his male friends was dere as well.a lady visited him n spent d nyt.would u believe she ended up being bleeped by both guys?d following day was thursday,she gave us IV to attend her wedding on Saturday.said d TM held d Saturday before...
I was surprised but d dudes were not.meanwhile as she was there,her husband would call her n she talked like she was in her room in school....
they say what u don't know doesn't kill you else most people would have died by now.the rate at which people cheat is alarming.women are now competing with men on number of sexual partners.some ladies have slept with close to 50 meN,yet they see nothing amiss with it
Personally,i dont expect faithfulness from my partner.i can only preach safe sex n we get tested every 3 months.shikena!

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Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by DrGroove(f): 12:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
AreaFada2:
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Nnah ehn,

This guy gives guys a very bad name.

If you were not seriously after dating and just wanted occasional condomised bleep, I will even hear. But possibly over 3 years of infidelity and you stayed put. Haba! Abeg check yourself.

Anyway like 80% of guys are being cheated on, only just not aware.

90% of ladies, especially students in higher institutions that I talk to, actually think dating 2, 3 or 4 guys is not really a big deal.
Even after engagement, playing away for some girls is ok.
Only after marriage most are not ready to do it. At least they claim so. It may just be "forming" decent wife things.

In infidelity stakes, girls have overtaken guys years ago, with the advent of social media and smart phones.

So make we nor cruficy this guy. We're all mostly ignorant mugus.

This guy knows, that's the only difference.
You are right.Faithfulness is now thrash,occupant of waste bin.The male folk started the infidelity game,claiming they are polygamous in nature as a justification for their actions.the ladies have followed suit.Whatever a man can do,a woman can do better.Anybody male/female who thinks his/her lover has only him/her is high on something cheap.Most of d guys abusing this op are also sharing their babes even wives,the only difference is that they know not!Men flaunt their sexcapades,women do theirs codedly
Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by DrGroove(f): 12:26pm On Jun 10, 2015
okonivwe:
U Nor Wise ? Na Girl Dey Use U Play Foolball Get Out Gare Mumu Like U Wen Many Women Dey Beg 4 Marry.
Mumu of the highest order.in a world where women are too numerous,cheap n desperate,one woman dey use one man play n d man is feeling bad,still seeking advice? I see a dead man!
Romance / Re: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by DrGroove(f): 12:22pm On Jun 10, 2015
@OP...You are the type of guy I like






MUGUrized MAGA lacking every form of common sense and smartness

Emotional wreck! over a girl
I need you in my life!!
Crime / Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil For Six Months by DrGroove(f): 10:34pm On Jun 09, 2015
haul:


Young lady believe me its a man's world,the earlier you ladies accept this fact, common men are polygamous in nature, even their will be a time it will be 7women to 1man the book of law says that,so what does that tell you? The future is polygamy.you can also know the population of women to men is enormous,now tell me who is go to show the remaining ladies love? Its nature girl.
Am not contesting that,am I? Am only saying it's not surprising a married man with his wife chooses to "show a child love" afterall there is every justification for his actions as you have started already.
Crime / Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil For Six Months by DrGroove(f): 5:37pm On Jun 09, 2015
haul:


Wetin you take we men for sef? Fu-cking has nothing todo with gender young lady.
Bleeping got nothing to do with gender but men refuse to control their appetite with d the justification that it's their world n they are polygamous in nature.so anything n everything is meant to be bleeped

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Celebrates His 35th Birthday Today! by DrGroove(f): 10:35am On Jun 09, 2015
Happy bday Koko Master

As for folks screaming "Go n Marry",what does a man need to marry for?
A celebrity for that matter?
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Masquerade; 2 Others With Human Parts by DrGroove(f): 8:13am On Jun 09, 2015
Hmmmmm! The evil that happens in the South west these days. Yoluba people,ki lo de gan?

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Crime / Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil For Six Months by DrGroove(f): 8:11am On Jun 09, 2015
Not surprised Typical of men to defile kids Besides,is there anything a MARRIED man doesn't bleep?

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Romance / Re: My Affair With A Generous Aristo by DrGroove(f): 6:05pm On Jun 08, 2015
Chronicles of a greedy wayward girl

you left your house to visit a strange man for what reason?

You got pissed cos he bought you Mama put and Fanta and gave you N500 instead of Mr Biggs and Juice with thousands of naira


You are so far away from decent.

Not judging! just the plain truth
Crime / Re: Evangelist Kills Herself Because Her Husband Couldn't Satisfy Her In Bed by DrGroove(f): 5:48pm On Jun 08, 2015
Her husband killed her! A professional investigation will confirm this Nigerian Police,over to you
Crime / Re: 31 Years Old Teacher Defiles Pry 3 Pupil by DrGroove(f): 3:36pm On Jun 08, 2015
He is a lucky man The right connection will get him freed Am sure his bride-to-be will support him n eagerly marry him when he returns
Romance / Re: Guy Reveals His Shock Discovering He Had Twins Ex-gf Said She Had Aborted by DrGroove(f): 3:01pm On Jun 08, 2015
what's your problem now?

The children are not BOYS o they are girls why are you bothered about them? Thought female children got no value
Abeg,go n get a life!
Romance / Re: TEN Types Of Men Who Will Cheat On You No Matter What [must Read For Ladies] by DrGroove(f): 2:50pm On Jun 08, 2015
THIS IS SOME CRAP!
ALL men who can achieve pe nile election will cheat no matter the condition,criteria,hobby,profession,financial status,irrespective of anything.

I don't even like to call it Cheating.its just way too unnatural for a male creature to bleep only one female n be satisfied.Only a very stu pid lady ever believes she is/will be the only woman a man is bleeping.

Not on the surface of this earth!

Definitely not in Africa!!
Besides,i didn't see Prophets /Pastors in the list.Those guys who do deliverance n run spiritual churches got a large number of ladies running to them for prayers!
Politics / Re: Dora Akunyili, One Year In Mind! by DrGroove(f): 9:35pm On Jun 07, 2015
midolian:
This woman(Asset) died in a mysterious way..how she became so lean b4 death is 'kayefious'..


May her soul rest in peace. sad
She had cancer.Malignant diseases make people lean

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Romance / Re: How To Make Your Boyfreind Mum Like You by DrGroove(f): 6:35am On Jun 07, 2015
Do this * 100 When Dude wants to dump,he will still dump u.
Romance / Re: Should I Forgive Him And Continue Dating Him, Or Should I Just Let Him Go? by DrGroove(f): 6:31am On Jun 07, 2015
Five years relationship?
WHO DOES THAT?


Anyway,Dude is fed up,has had enough and has moved on.
stop embarrassing urself and get the message.
He even had the guts to throw his escapade in ur face and still "form" for you.
Am ashamed u are still asking questions
Btw,whoever told you only your kittycat can satisy a man is a liar from hell...

Take heart n forget abt the guy.
Crime / Re: Man Sets Self Ablaze After Failed Attempt To Kill Mother by DrGroove(f): 12:01am On Jun 07, 2015
And on the birth date,there were shouts of "Na boy". Wasted speeerm!
Crime / Re: Boy Develops Seizure Attacks, Dislocates Shoulder After Father’s Beatings by DrGroove(f): 11:38pm On Jun 06, 2015
Nobody can take care of a child more than his MOTHER
Nobody can value a child more than his MOTHER
It's a pity the boy was returned to his father
I always say this and I will continue to say it"Children are of no value to the male folks"
If this boy dies now or becomes permanently deformed,it affects the father in NO WAY

Dear God,dont let any condition make me be separated from my kids.Cant imagine leaving my child under the care of anybody,not to talk of one man that calls himself father!
Phones / Re: New Release Tecno Y6 The Specs And Price Will Wow You by DrGroove(f): 4:29pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tecno....Wowing people with cheap crap..If dey like,make d phone get TV,kitchen,bedroom,toilet...it can't trip me!


Infinix is even a berra product.


Say NO to Tecno


Awon oni yeye!
Crime / Re: Auto Parts Dealer ‘inserts’ Cocaine In Anus (PICTURE) by DrGroove(f): 4:20pm On Jun 05, 2015
TOCHUKWU from ANAMBRA ILEMENA from ENUGU

Not surprising

People from that zone are just too greedy

Never satisfied with the little they have

Shame!
Politics / Re: Cute Picture Of President Buhari And Wife, Aisha by DrGroove(f): 12:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
Nice picture

At least we know Our VP and HIS WIFE

unlike Samboribobo!
Crime / Re: Gang Of Six Rapes Two Sisters In Lagos by DrGroove(f): 9:59am On Jun 04, 2015
Guys and raping

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Romance / Re: Aigbe:I Started Talking More With My Daughter The Day She Spoke About ‘Mouth Action' by DrGroove(f): 9:54am On Jun 04, 2015
Feranchek:
Thunder fire abortion!!! Imagine sey this fine pikin enter dustbin before dem born am... Chai! The shame lasts only for a while, buh the glory (if you do the right thing before and after delivery) will never depart from you.

Back to the topic, wish my mum gave me some sex education, I for no let that yeye calabar girl touch my tin yesterday. cry


It's not like I'm happy o0o! Afterall, what is even inside this FTC tin sef grin

dedicating this to Awoniyi and Oshaola

By the way, who'll be my baby mama
Oh what a clown you are.. Hahahahahaha!Funny you. Thanks for brightening my morning.
Health / Re: I Lost My Baby To A System Failure by DrGroove(f): 4:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
Loss of a child is not a man's loss. Why are you ranting n faking emotions? or is it because it was a baby boy? Allow your wife, the real person,who has lost this baby be the chief mourner.not you.
You are a man...You can have hundred of that child within one year
Family / Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by DrGroove(f): 6:41am On May 31, 2015
professore:
The absence of love causes all these things
There is nothing like Love btw a man and a woman.
At least,not in my generation
Family / Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by DrGroove(f): 6:39am On May 31, 2015
bishopstan:
only in Yoruba land..........igbos can not try that rubbish when you know that you marry your wife with enough billions
Exactly.. Marriage is cheap or free in Yorubaland
A lot of them cohabit n said they are married. mtcheeew!

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Family / Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by DrGroove(f): 6:37am On May 31, 2015
Chanchit:
Here’s a compilation of some of the funniest reasons given by couples who went to divorce court for dissolutin of marriage.

 

ADELANI MAKINDE, a 32 year old businessman filed for divorce just hours after his expensive wedding. ADELANI discovered that his bride, KEMI had been wearing what is known as a butt pad to augment the size of her rear.

ADELANI told an Ikeja high court that his wife’s yansh is as flat as an ironing board. “I discovered that on our wedding night. I prefer a woman whose rear is big.”

 

OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 year marriage.

 

55 year old EMMANUEL ASALA told Ikare Akoko Customary Court (Ondo) to dissolve his marriage to BUSAYO because she did not bring kitchen utensils from her father’s house. “How will a woman get married without a grinding stone, tablespoons, mortar, pestle, deep freezer and even serving plates?

“She did not bring any of these to my house. I don’t think I can continue with the marriage.” These were the words Emmanuel uttered in court. He even prayed the court should order Busayo to return all the things he listed because he bought them with his money.

 



ADETIRE ADEBOLA, a 40 year old carpenter told an Ikeja high court (Lagos) to dissolve his marriage of five years because his in-law often intervened when he is beating his wife.

“She is a stubborn woman. They don’t want me to teach her a lesson. I don’t like it when her people stop me from beating her. It is either they take their daughter or allow me put sense into her head”, was what ADEBOLA told the court during the proceeding.

 

SOJI IBRAHIM, a 35 year old trader ended his marriage of two months to RASHIDAT because she has small boobs.” It was her boobs that attracted her to me. I met her when she came to buy pepper from me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her big boobs.”

Ibrahim was shocked to discover his wife had been using artificial boobs after getting married to her. “Her boobs are small as Agbalumo (cherry)”, he said. “I detest those small size boobs. It is better to end the marriage.”

 

EJEMBI TONY and RACHAEL ended their five year marriage because of shoe odour. RACHAEL filed for divorce at an Igando Grade II court (Lagos) because her husband’s shoes smell a lot. After enduring and seeking solution to the problem, Rachael opted out of the union that produced three kids.

 

ADERIBIGBE ALLEN and SANDRA‘s marriage of one year hit the rocks after Allen filed for divorce in Oluyole Customary Court (Oyo) because he was tired of sharing house chores. “We agreed on how to do the house chores but I am tired of washing unending plates piled up in the kitchen.

“I regret marrying her and agreeing to share house chores. She is just too lazy.

 



EMMANUEL OBAFEMI and BIDEMI did not come to terms and their marriage eventually hit the rocks. According to Emmanuel, his wife is fond of flatulence at any point in time, and it smells horribly. He told an Igando customary court to dissolve their marriage because he can no longer cope with the habit.

 

MERIT ADAMS, a 29 year old entrepreneur decided to end her marriage after stumbling on her husband, Alex’s facebook page. According to her, Alex wrote that he is single on his facebook page. So, she wants to grant him his wish.

 

TOYIN ADISA, a 32 year old man was divorced on the grounds that he wouldn’t watch football match again. His wife, ADIJAT said she has been given black eye twice because her husband’s team lost in a football match.

She prayed the Agege (Lagos) court to dissolve the marriage because of this habit.

 

ADEBISI JADESIMI divorced her husband of two years because he is fond of wearing female undergarment, especially pants. “It is unbelievable that we share pants. He wouldn’t wear boxers even if you threaten to kill him, he prefers female pants.

“How would a man be wearing woman’s pants”, she narrated her ordeal to Alakuko Customary Court (Lagos).

 

http://www.sugardaily.ng/hilarious-compilation-of-the-funniest-weirdest-reasons-nigerian-couples-divorce/
Yoluba people, not surprising .

They have no respect, no regards for marriage

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Family / Re: Being A Strong Woman Isnt Remarkable, It's Normal - Adichie by DrGroove(f): 6:06am On May 31, 2015
Cutehector:
Feminist! No wonder she isn't married...
Lol.She is HAPPILY married. No be today... To a very responsible reasonable man..
Go and hang yourself!
Romance / Re: After Introduction, Whose Responsibility Is It To Pay A Girl's School Fee? by DrGroove(f): 6:48am On May 30, 2015
peedeeasobie:




I wonder the part of the world or country you stay!

There are still many honorable men out there!
I am in Africa. Nigeria, precisely

In this part of the world,once a man spends his money on a woman she becomes more worthless than his footmat.
Men shy away from financial responsibilities, they don't want to marry because they don't want to spend money.
Somebody has done introduction but is afraid of paying school fees of his wife to be.... That goes to show how SILLY and STUPID he is... Peradventure, he contributes a dime to assist her get a degree, her name will become SORRY in that marriage.
At the slightest provocation, he will brag " If not for me,you will be a drop out.I paid your fees, your father couldn't "
99 out of 100 men in my region would say this and worse things

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