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Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Fry Plantain Like This, Dump Her (pics) by DrGroove(f): 7:40am On May 27, 2015
agarawu23:
it's a pity majority of our ladies out there can't make common "pap" talk less of boiling eggs and you will see them praying for rich husband. smh
They are actually those who end up marrying rich husbands who can afford services of world class international standard chef. rich man wife no dey suffer much for kitchen..
Romance / Re: What Lessons Have You Learnt From Your Previous Relationship? by DrGroove(f): 9:24pm On May 26, 2015
Nobody is too special

Nothing like love btw a man n woman
Trust no body with your heart

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Nairaland / General / Re: Housemaid Bites Mother of 3 To Death by DrGroove(f): 9:20pm On May 26, 2015
Yoluba maids.. kidnapping kids and killing madam


When a maid starts fighting madam of the house,it means she has started eating the same food madam eats btw Oga 's legs


Oga n Maid don kill Madam


Oga must be happy now


He will marry the maid
Celebrities / Re: Aww! Toolz And Tunde Demurun Are Engaged(photos) by DrGroove(f): 6:41am On May 26, 2015
UnknownT:
One celebrity escaped "Baby Mamahood ". Praise Jah!!!! Congratulations!!!!
Never be too sure
Engagement isn't marriage

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Celebrities / Re: Aww! Toolz And Tunde Demurun Are Engaged(photos) by DrGroove(f): 6:40am On May 26, 2015
Isn't that a bouquet of flower in her hands?


Dem styleless, broke men. be screaming Naija ladies hate flowers




Flowers are romantic.

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Crime / Re: How Ritualists Murdered 24-yr-old Female Accountant In Port Harcourt(picture) by DrGroove(f): 9:32am On May 25, 2015
Sad news.. RIP to the girl



But I wonder what the father is trying to prove


The loss of a child doesn't concern the father,it's the mother's loss....


A female child for that matter, that has no value in our society.....

A man grieving over a dead child or dead wife is a fuccking bloooody pretender!


#Rubbish
Romance / Re: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by DrGroove(f): 8:05pm On May 23, 2015
She even tried




50k salary only and he expected what?



A bentley?


A mansion?



Indeed! I blame the girl...



Why buy boyfriend a gift in the first place?


He fuccks you ( and his side chicks) n you still spend your hard earned salary buying him gifts.... Tufiakwa!!
Crime / Re: Driver Stab Neighbor For Settling Fight Between Him And His Wife by DrGroove(f): 2:58pm On May 21, 2015
Islie:



What do some men get in beating their wives to the extent that a neighbor have to separate them undecided
because society and traditions of the land encourages men to beat their wives.. It's an boost to their ego
Romance / Re: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by DrGroove(f): 2:54pm On May 21, 2015
jrerico1:
gosh from a lady?? Kinda true sha
I am a lady but a very realistic one... I know am right!

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Romance / Re: She Mocked The Guy That Paid Her Transport Fee by DrGroove(f): 2:51pm On May 21, 2015
@op.. what's your headache?
Are you the guy? No
Is the guy your brother or relative? No
Do you know the guy? No


When guys sit around, drinking and bragging about the girls they fucccked, the girls they have decieved with promise of "I will marry you",the girls they have taken advantage of ,you don't post it.....

You promise love and affection just because you want to bleep her, after the bleeping, you shun her,avoid her n don't answer her calls, nobody talks about it.



Tfare from Lagos to Osun or wherever is cheap, OK?Kudos to the girl!...Fullish boy, he tot he could sccreew her n brag about how lose n cheap girls are like " just because I paid her tfare, she gimme number, I call am , d next thing I knack Am"

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Crime / Re: Man Strangles And Bury His Day Old Baby In Katsina For Being A Girl by DrGroove(f): 1:39pm On May 21, 2015
9jatatafo:


That your mindset is wrong. I have two boys and a girl, I love my daughter as my boys. Though we live in a society that attach silly values to male child than the female.
You have TWO boys and ONE girl.... No wonder!......
You wouldn't have been proud to say you are a father if you had TWO girls and ONE boy... Or even worst. THREE girls.

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Romance / Re: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by DrGroove(f): 1:36pm On May 21, 2015
You don't need deliverance.. Nothing is wrong with you. 99% of married men if not 100% don't bleep only their wives
70% are seriously addicted to prostitutes




So Ride on! Remember to play safe.. Use raincoat!



Don't worry about wifey finding out


She will only cry n beg you. visiting different churches n fasting n praying for you while ur dicckkk visits brothels

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Crime / Re: Man Strangles And Bury His Day Old Baby In Katsina For Being A Girl by DrGroove(f): 12:40pm On May 21, 2015
9jatatafo:
This man will remain childless all his life and he will live to regret his crude and wicked action. A new born baby that is a bundle of joy is what that senile man strangled to death. Nature will not forgive him, the cry of that baby will hunt him all the days of his life. Is a girl not a child?
Answer to your question: A girl is not a child in Africa.. sadly, am a girl. I believe only my mother accepts me, only because of the pain of childbirth,although am sure she would always value my brothers above me cos they are BOYS (the real deal ).. My society needs me not.

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Crime / Re: Man Strangles And Bury His Day Old Baby In Katsina For Being A Girl by DrGroove(f): 12:34pm On May 21, 2015
TooNoisy:
Change the title to "Mad Man strangles and bury his day old baby ...."
He is not a mad man.. No normal mentally fit man is happy to have a daughter especially as a first child... Society frowns at female children.. in some places,having a female as first child is sign of bad luck

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Crime / Re: Man Strangles And Bury His Day Old Baby In Katsina For Being A Girl by DrGroove(f): 12:22pm On May 21, 2015
Sad but not surprising....
This is still Africa.. Female children are not welcomed

Have been opportuned to see the reaction of the so called educated and exposed men when you rush from the labour ward to announce the arrival of a baby girl.


I know a medical doctor who divorced his wife of 11months, a nurse, because she gave birth to triplets (all girls )....He had wanted her to terminate the pregnancy when scan revealed 3 girls but she refused.....




Most men don't have the courage this killer father had... Most of them silently in their hearts pray their daughters don't survive because only the male gender is a child in Africa.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Crime Kingpin Jailed In Australia.. by DrGroove(f): 7:06pm On May 04, 2015
I didn't have to open the thread before I know the culprit is



IGBO!

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: 214 Rescued Girls Pregnant – UNFPA by DrGroove(f): 8:39am On May 04, 2015
Does this mean that Boko boys are experts in Kerewa? Too bad shaaaaa!
Health / Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by DrGroove(f): 9:38pm On May 03, 2015
gebest:
bro na HIV o
Harsh diagnosis!

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Health / Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by DrGroove(f): 9:37pm On May 03, 2015
Thats ordinary Gonorrhoea... Lucky you, It's very curable




Check your HIV status as well.........


Goodluck but not Jonathan

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Romance / Re: Five Ways To Tell If A Girl Has Grown To Being A Lady. by DrGroove(f): 11:57pm On Apr 17, 2015
6.She keeps her legs closed to men who have not paid her bride price
Crime / Re: Alarming Confession Of Nanny Who Kidnapped Orekoya Children 16/04/15 (video) by DrGroove(f): 11:28pm On Apr 16, 2015
Mehn! Her front packaging heavy shaaaaa .. The Oga of the house don
vex tire.. See meat wey pass am by. No wonder he was
silent all through
#Mourningawoofhelost.
Crime / Re: Alarming Confession Of Nanny Who Kidnapped Orekoya Children 16/04/15 (video) by DrGroove(f): 11:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
Yoluba people cannot mention tribe.. Nigerians kept quiet
because she is from a majority tribe. If she was "Calabar
" ,dey would be abusing tribe cos of general
hatred.Yoluba woman disguise as nanny to commit crime in conjunction with her family,
all of u kept quiet... Later,una go shout Calabar dey do Housemaid,Igbo dey greedy for money...
Why una no fit talk? # shame



God bless hardworking sincere less privileged people who work as maids.

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Crime / Re: Girl Kills Herself In Delta After Her Fiancé Wedded Another Girl In Lagos by DrGroove(f): 3:18pm On Apr 15, 2015
6 months after introduction and no marriage, a reasonable lady suppose to know the guy may have other plans. She should be prepared for "dumping" n open up her mind for a new relationship, if possible.
But that stupidity people Call LOVE won't let them use their brains.
How can a lady wait 3 years for a man without plan B whereas the man has up to Plan Z?



Foolish waiting!!


I don't pity her
If after all the deceit and scam our men play in relationships and openly brag about it , a lady refuses to learn,still stucking all her eggs in one basket,that's her business...

To hell with her
HML to the smart man joor
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Herself In Delta After Her Fiancé Wedded Another Girl In Lagos by DrGroove(f): 3:08pm On Apr 15, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Hmmmph!

Anyway,
I won't blame GMB if he doesn't appoint Igbos as important ministers. I mean, see the Finance, Petroleum and former Aviation minsters
He shouldn't
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (4 - 2) On 12th April 2015 by DrGroove(f): 5:39pm On Apr 12, 2015
This performance by My beloved United don make me reach orgasm.... Hhhhhhaaaaaa...Arggghhhh.... Huuuuuuuu!

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Romance / Re: Signs And Excuses Ladies Give When They Want To Dump Their Boyfriends by DrGroove(f): 6:31am On Apr 09, 2015
Only dumb ladies do such



If you don't need a guy anymore


Simply, sit him down face to face and tell him " It's over "....everyone goes his /her way
What's the essence of this childish display?
Crime / Re: Photos: See How Badly A Man Beat His Wife In Ajah, Lagos by DrGroove(f): 8:41pm On Mar 27, 2015
Correct husband,foolish wife



May the next beating be the death of her



Since marriage is for better for worse
Jokes Etc / Re: All Kids Are Cute. What Do You Think Of This Baby? (pic) by DrGroove(f): 10:22pm On Mar 24, 2015
....This is the product when you keep having sex in the dark.
Fashion / Re: See What Friends Gave To This Lady At Her Bridal Shower by DrGroove(f): 10:42pm On Mar 23, 2015
Funny ladies... whoever told them one woman can tie a man down....Sexually!


"Gala"wey other women go chop na im she dey cuddle like that?Lololololol.....




A man will always be a man

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Romance / Re: DOES BEING DARK DARK IN Complexion Make Ugly ? by DrGroove(f): 9:24pm On Mar 03, 2015
Being light skinned can be pretty,flashy,sexy, etc
But being dark skinned is beautiful


Am dark skinned and beautiful..
Proud of my skin colour
Family / Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by DrGroove(f): 6:22pm On Feb 13, 2015
All husbands cheat


A wife who threatens divorce on finding out her husband is cheating wasn't ready for marriage



She should be grateful to God she is aware of the situation and Her concern should be how to protect herself from HIV not getting angry
If women are to get angry n divorce cos of cheating husbands,The society would be filled with angry divorcees



Besides what was she looking for in somebody's "passworded " phone?


She no get her own phone ni?
She no sabi put password?
Abi she no sabi chat with "certain guys "?


E be like she no get work



She really get time sha.
Crime / Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by DrGroove(f): 7:23am On Feb 03, 2015
Men and weak hearts



They claim women are cheap,numerous, desperate



yet when a woman disappoints a man, he goes berserk, feels bad up to commiting murder

Women are dumped everyday after years of hopeful relationship, commitment and series of abortion



But women don't go killing



I hope this foolish thing gets a life imprisonment.
Nonsense boy!


Women don finish for Nigeria, if dem no dey Delta state?

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