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sod09: I use to be a victim when I was young,since one baba gave me incision on my face....I don't convulse again

Omexonomy: Is tb joshua now a health official or does he look like a mortician to the lasag?

talk2smat: The Lagos State Government and some federal delegates on Sunday paid a visit to the General Overseer of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, Prophet Temitope Joshua. The visit was said to be aimed at sensitising the church and its membership on the menace of the deadly Ebola virus. The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Dr. Jide Idris, who led the delegation, said it was also to make sure that no victim of the virus came into the church from any of the affected countries. Idris said, “We have our strategies that we intend to share with you. Again, we need to know the resources you have here because whether it is one or two cases, if they are allowed to get out, it is a major problem. We are here to work together on how to contain this disease.”

Idris said the delegation decided to pay the visit to the SCOAN because of the recognition that it was an international Christian centre whose congregation comprised people from all over the world, including the countries of the West African sub-Region which had already been infected by the Ebola disease. The Director, Centre for Disease Control, Professor Abdulsalami Nasidi, added that the visit was also to inform the Synagogue leader of the deadliness of the Ebola Virus, and ensure that it did not escape into the country.

Prophet Joshua, in his reaction, promised to work with government. One of such measures, he said, was to visit any of the countries, rather than allow their residents come into Nigeria. He also promised to suspend some of his major Church healing programmes for a few weeks adding, “I am ready to work with you. I love my country and I will be ready to work with you. Even if it is a rumour, there is need to secure our environment to ensure that it is safe.”

tilipia: Hmmmmm!,i de reside close to his church,na 2 park my load and port 2 anoda location.

Armpit sniffer Getting a whiff of BO may sound like the pits, but it’s all in a day’s work for Peta Jones. She works as a deodorant producer for Unilever in Australia, developing the Dove, Lynx and Impulse brands. A big part of her job is sniffing strangers’ armpits to check her products’ work. Peta said: “It was strange at first, but in a week it was fine.”
Crime-scene cleaners CSI may be a morbid hit with TV viewers, but there is nothing entertaining about cleaning up a crime scene after a death. Married couple Mike Nestved and Carmen Velazquez, above, clear up after bodies in Orlando, Florida – the worst being one in a hot caravan. Carmen said: “There are some things you can’t just Febreze.”
Crocodile trainer We’ve all worked with snappy colleagues, but putting your head in a crocodile’s mouth should attract danger money. Yet trainers at Pattaya Crocodile Farm, Thailand, get just £4 per day for their work. Another stunt involves kissing a giant croc on its nose.Ian Maclean, who filmed the show during a trip to the zoo, said: “One of the performers had his head crushed while locked in the jaws of a croc.” Mosquito bite victim Helge Zieler has a job that really sucks – letting himself get bitten by mosquitoes. Working in the Brazilian rainforest, he offered himself as bait so he could study the bugs’ behaviour. But despite once suffering a debilitating bout of malaria, he says: “The beauty of the rainforest far outweighs the thousands of mosquito bites.”
Pet food taster This is not just pet food – this is the ultimate in Marks & Spencer dog and cat cuisine. Every dish in the store’s luxury range has been tested by Simon Allison, above. He said: “I love my job – but draw the line at swallowing.” Simon chews gum after sittings to stop, er, dog breath.
Sewer diver We all think our job stinks from time to time, but it really does for Julio Cu Camara. He swims through sewers in Mexico City to clear blockages and repair pipes by hand. Julio, below, has notched up 1,400 dives in 30 years – each one lasting up to six hours in 7,500 miles of tunnels. He has to wear a 6.4 stone helmet and suit to protect him from the human, chemical and animal waste – and its stench. Julio has found horses, pigs, guns and “cigarette butts to car parts, furn­iture and fridges. You ask how it got there.” But of one thing he is certain: “The worst thing of all to find is a human.”
Watching grass grow If watching paint dry sounds too exhilarating, you could take a leaf out of Helen Southall’s book. The grass expert works at British Seed Houses in Lincoln, where her daily duties include counting out and planting 400 seed samples. Later, she goes through them blade by blade to monitor growth. Helen said: “People think that it’s strange when I tell them my job is to watch grass grow. “But it’s fascinating. I wouldn’t do anything else. It’s so rewarding to see a stretch of perfect grass.”
Whale snot collector “There she blows” may be the traditional cry for whale spotters but marine biologist Karina Acevedo-Whitehouse gives it a new meaning. She flies a remote-controlled helicopter fitted with a culture dish through the billows of mucus whales eject from their blowhole, above, then analyses it for viruses and bacteria. Karina, from the Zoological Society of London, says: “It can be quite dangerous.”


http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/lifestyle/article/2000127535/world-s-worst-jobs-from-armpit-sniffer-to-sewer-diver?

Dragonking: I know of a popular multinational company bokoharam sent a warning text message..guess what? bokoharam attacked the company in the north and killed some workers...you Nigerians are never security conscious.