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Politics / Re: Stop Spreading Fake News, Isaac Fayose Blasts Peter Obi, Ask DSS To Arrest Him by DrMuzungu(m): 10:32am On Jun 24, 2023
DSS is not his personal army to issue any requests to them,
Education / Re: Maduka University Enugu Announces School Fees Structure by DrMuzungu(m): 5:24pm On Jun 22, 2023
TastyFriedPussy:
You see those courses i bolded? i would not advise anybody to study those courses in any Nigerian university even a private university because it is a waste of money.. Na nonsense and outdated things you go learn... If you can't go abroad to learn those things, just devot you time to learn them on udemy or better still, look for another course to study in Nigeria....Studying any thing computer related in Nigeria is a waste of time and studying it in a private Nigerian university is a wast of both time and money

Exactly. But you know, some recruiters first look at your degree, don't care if you know it and have up to date knowledge. So I advice everyone to invest in LinkedIn Learning. A LOT of good courses, practice at home on your own computer or even volunteer somewhere. So, get a degree in something else, let's say electrical engineering, and study real things in parallel.
Food / Re: Hilda Baci Receives Her Plaque From Guinness World Records (Photos, Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 7:13am On Jun 20, 2023
ManWater:
Congrats.
I just hope she sabi cook, because cooking 200hrs & ending up with tasteless food makes no sense to me.

Excellent point.

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha's Convoy Attacked In Imo, Police Officer Killed by DrMuzungu(m): 8:33am On Jun 19, 2023
See what Roachas Okoroawusa caused!

p.s. Rip to the deceased!
Politics / Re: ‘You’re The Criminal Not Nnamdi Kanu’ – MASSOB Fires Back At Asari Dokubo by DrMuzungu(m): 8:32am On Jun 19, 2023
What this guy needs is a proper traffic accident.
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by DrMuzungu(m): 7:19am On Jun 19, 2023
Another yeyebrity.
Crime / Re: Man Who Only Rapes Married Women Caught (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:02pm On Jun 17, 2023
Why is it still possible to recognize his facial features?
Food / Re: Guinness World Records: Dammy Moves To Cook For 150 Hours by DrMuzungu(m): 10:51pm On Jun 16, 2023
Mumuness of the highest order. What is next? SOme chef cooking for 160 hours, then 170, etc... blah blah blah. What's the point? How tasty is your food? How many customers do you have every day? That is what matters. Not how many hours you cooked. I bet my wife cooks better than that guy.

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Police To Produce Properties Seized From Matawalle’s Residence by DrMuzungu(m): 10:47pm On Jun 16, 2023
How can they produce something they already shared?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Asari Dokubo, Others At State House by DrMuzungu(m): 7:27pm On Jun 16, 2023
Segzy19:
If DSS invites you now, you will start shaking like a leaf on the water...
You go just dey talk anyhow wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Ok, oga, ok, sorry ooooo to hurt your feelings.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Japan Raises Age Of Consent From 13 To 16 by DrMuzungu(m): 12:57pm On Jun 16, 2023
24SEVEN:
13yrs in Japan? That rapist pedo Mohammed would have taken up permanent residence in Japan

You see... exactly!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Asari Dokubo, Others At State House by DrMuzungu(m): 12:19pm On Jun 16, 2023
If Tinubu is wise, this Dokubo guy would have a traffic accident on the way back to his den.

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Politics / Re: We Demolished Ganduje’s Roundabout Because It Carries Sign Of The Cross – Baffa by DrMuzungu(m): 4:52pm On Jun 15, 2023
Home-grown terrorists.
Nairaland / General / Another Problem For Dana by DrMuzungu(m): 4:41pm On Jun 15, 2023
Health / Re: Itching, Boil On My Joystick: How Did This Happen Please? by DrMuzungu(m): 5:58pm On Jun 13, 2023
Say no to olosho, ashawo and prostitutes smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: My Neighbour Is Loud All The Time by DrMuzungu(m): 2:52pm On Jun 13, 2023
Just say no to violence wink
Nairaland / General / Re: My Neighbour Is Loud All The Time by DrMuzungu(m): 2:51pm On Jun 13, 2023
TheFreshVanilla:
No matter how many times you correct him, he will only stop for awhile. Endure and make more money so you can get better apartment.

Naaaah. Hire an electrician to swap NEUTRAL wire and one of 3 LIVE wires on his generator/PHCN changeover switch. Ask me later why.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by DrMuzungu(m): 2:40pm On Jun 13, 2023
The key question here is, who was the father of the unborn baby. If it is the OP, it's one set of problems, and if it was someone else, another set of problems. Either way, plenty of problems.

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Food / Re: Chef Dammy Surpasses Hilda Baci’s 100-Hour Cook-a-Thon Record by DrMuzungu(m): 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2023
I got an accute case of idontgiveafvckitis when I saw this thread, lol.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Abusive Boss Broke My Head And Doesn't Want To Pay Me by DrMuzungu(m): 6:45pm On Jun 12, 2023
Sucre6:
Sorry bro, if I was in your shoe, I would run the man street, me I no get time to dey report you to police, upanda, I would run you street collect my money plus interest , rubbish

I wil rent a truck and some street guys, in his present j would carry stuff I would sell to recover my money, I will keep it safe and if after one week he doesn't show up to pick his stuff and pay me, I sell them off, lets be mad together, no be only am get werey

My friend, you are right. But LAW and JUSTICE are not the same thing. Don't give him a chance to make it look like YOU are the criminal and not him.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Made Ministerial Offer To Me - Kwankwaso by DrMuzungu(m): 7:18pm On Jun 10, 2023
Gangster1ms:
Tinubu should arrest Buhari before i believe him

Brothers don't arrest each other, they just pretend in public to hate each other.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by DrMuzungu(m): 9:24am On Jun 09, 2023
Photoshopped to death, lol.
Toooonto Dickeh looks totally different in real life.
Politics / Re: Every Nation Is Entitled To Have Laws To Protect Indigenous Peoples - Omokri by DrMuzungu(m): 8:07am On Jun 09, 2023
This Omokri mumu should stick to that bunch of his gay lovers and shut the hell up.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Syrian Refugee Stabs Four Children In French Town (Warning: Graphic Content) by DrMuzungu(m): 9:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
Religion of peace.

My fellow Muslim friends, convince me otherwise by saying "What he did was wrong. We don't condone what he did and he should suffer the consequences".
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo To Governor Fubara: Rivers Is Not A Christian State by DrMuzungu(m): 1:07pm On Jun 08, 2023
This Asari guy can be a governor... but only in People's Republic of Dumbfvckistan.
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo To Governor Fubara: Rivers Is Not A Christian State by DrMuzungu(m): 11:56am On Jun 08, 2023
When will this mumu bite the bullet that he deserves for over a decade?
Politics / Re: How We Used Religion To Give Tinubu Victory – El-Rufai by DrMuzungu(m): 8:50am On Jun 08, 2023
So this same a$$hoile preaches "one Nigeria" while oppressing the other religions group?
Well fvck you! Why? Because fvck you!
Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Steps Into First Lady’s Office by DrMuzungu(m): 9:10pm On Jun 05, 2023
What OFFICE?! What is the purpose of her so called OFFICE? How much money exactly is being spent every year on that OFFICE? How do people of Nigeria benefit from the existence of that OFFICE?

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Politics / Re: You Acted Like An Errand Boy: Court Dismisses Keyamo's SPV Suit Against Atiku by DrMuzungu(m): 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2023
Who is this Fetus Keyamo? Someone really important?!
Religion / Re: Singles: The Solution To Your Body Pain Is Not Sex - Pastor Paul Rika by DrMuzungu(m): 2:42pm On Jun 04, 2023
This is kind of pastors who would advertise halal dog meat and kosher pork.
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodinma Picks Nnedinma Ekomaru As New Running Mate, Dumps Deputy by DrMuzungu(m): 7:32pm On Jun 03, 2023
In the whole history of IMO STATE, there is only one governor worse than Mr. Nohope Uzodinma: ROACHAS OKOROAWUSA.

He and No-Hope should be prison-buddies and lovers.

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