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Nigerians are hilarious

amaechi1:
Please, wake up from your sleep and face reality. Whether Clinton or trump American international policy remain thesame. Beside, no nation can tell another sovereign nation which way he should go or what to do.

Amaechi allow those charlatans. Let them console themselves

Greenback:
lolsss
am pretty sure u gonna say that to waec after they hit u with f9,huh?

easy men,easy..take a deep breathe,hold it and exhale orally...goooood boy..

Talking from ur anus again right? Ur Intention to annoy me is not working. Suggest u take a stroll away. Cheers

dominique:
And trump is pro-Igbo I suppose

Allow those chalatants above to celebrate their ignorance

Greenback:
easy men,easy,dont fidget there,why ur knees knocking..whats LIKEKE?! did i do hit u that bad?

U and I know its typo error (from my 4king touchpad) so whats ya prob?

phemmie06:
Only in Nigeria will such a thing happened

True but such drills are so impt that one can not highlight the point so effectively. What I had hoped to hear is that they also organized such drills for civillians together with NAF. Then again they should have warned the passengers before hand.

Mediator97:
Now That The U.S Election Result Is Out, Whats Ur Say About Prophet T.B JOSHUA?

After the prophecy was passed, I was just relaxed thinking it will surely come to pass but just this morning, I heard something else.
Now to me, the man is a total scarm and fake.
Say what you think people.

Whats funny there is that Immediately I heard TB Joshua's prophecy, I knew Hilary Clinton will loose the race.

VickyRotex:
Obviously, we're not on the same page. You dont understand my point and I dont want to stress it.

You should understand my point, before you list out all of these. Like I said, I'm not here to talk about those things. I know the stories.

I followed all through the race. I never for once vouched for Him.

Well, I dont even need to argue this, I need to sleep.

"Maybe" I can buttress my point in the morning.

Its okay and really not necessarily to say the least. Good night

FuckyourMama:
Is simple... Order a reinvestigation. Setup a panel of inquiry headed by an impartial attorney. Wit someone like Trump, i doubt crooked hillary could escape such.

We will see

Greenback:
i bet u educate yourself propely on minding your own goddamm bizness and leave other da vickyrotex baby and ppl to their own opinion..if you gat a problem with other ppl's success and victory,the longest river in the States is in Missisippi or better still,theres a lagoon in homeland lagos nig..u sure know what am saying?

and seun,whaddahell is with the arabic inscription of the new post page!?

Didn't call for the insults but I get ur fraustration. Likeke u so rightly said its ur own 4king business so remain in ur own ignorance. Smh

angelo5uk:
Obama is the biggest looser in all of these.
All his military and foreign policies will go down the drain...... Health care policies.. Nko?....... Oya go down the drain too.
He's only going to be remembered as the first black president... Shikina

Oh DEMOCRATS..... You guys fu..cked up big time..... Bernie Sanders would have won Trump pants down.....

Political Unknown..... That's where we stand now in America

True talk. Still America wont come out of this the same and they will loose status to Russia. It has already started by Dollar dropping drastically. Stocks too have fallen badly in the US. Thats the effects of Trumps win.

FuckyourMama:
Sorry Killary Clinton, u were nt meant 2 b POTUS. D cosmic powers were never in ur favour. Jst pray Trump ws kidding wen he said he would send u 2 jail if he becomes President

I wonder how u think Trump will acheive this?

samijay8:
Biafra now like we are getting closer. Thanks for supporting Trump but not Ur vote wins it. Soon na Ur Biafra bro you go seen soon for home

I doubt Trump would do anything for the course of Biafra. I stand to be corrected.

VickyRotex:
I'm not here to talk about whether he evaded tax or not.

I'm talking about the Skills he possessed as a Business Man.

Shikena!

Ah well if u followed the presidential race u would have heard of those skills. Trump is someone whobwas born with a silver spoon in his mouth. In his own words he inherited hundereds of millions from his father. He is someone who refused to pay his workers, he cheated his tax, cheated his share holders. The list is long. U should educate urself about him before he talk. Plus several businesses he placed his hands in the folded and ruined people's lives.

[quote author=bamidele74 post=50888336][/quote]U think its that easy? U are funny. Trump may have won but thats all there is to it. Watch how his powers will be curtailed. America is a country that is known to kill their presidents so don't sweat it yet. Just watch.
My only irritation in thr matter is thr the senate and congress is republican controlled and those guys have been known to mess things up.
Apart from those already listed I kind of agree with u. Trump winning this election is not going to do america any good.

VickyRotex:
God Bless America!

""This election truly shows that America is broken!"'

Never underestimate a Business Man, he dint become a rich business man in one day!


Anyways, singing "Ija dopin, Ogun Si tan"

A businessman that was evading tax. Smh to some comments

amuijiji:
I would say victory to the rule of Law but the Judge should ve considered the principle of Natural law of Africans being dirty nd abstained itself from Nullifying the only exercise I knew back then that brings Neighbors together for a common goal of keeping their environment clean...

Lagos street would soon be an eyesore...

True but if lagos state is serious about it they should write up a bill and send it to the state house of assembly to pass into law.

aaronson:
The only dangerous people to fear on earth are the smart and intelligent, The Jagaban is just one of those few people, Buhari knows better than disrespecting the brain/machinery behind his political success. Tinubu on the other hand is using smart using reverse psychology on Buhari making himself to be sought after by leaving the country when his presence is needed the most at the APC gathering and we all know from story books that, meetings in the animal kingdom is incomplete and inconclusive without the presence of the lion.

Fear smart people.

If u say so. Then again Tinubu so far hasn't shown any smartness in his actions yet but we are watching.

BeeBeeOoh:
You are very right my man. I so much believe he must have learnt his lessons but, if he hasn't, I'm afraid what happened to his elders passed might happen to him. I believe you are watching with keen interest as drama unfolds..

Yep, watching in 4D with all my gadgets, my 4G, LTE, WIFI satellite and cable TV on.

sekem:
Exactly!!!

Unfortunately many peeps here seem to be ignorant of that fact that Wikipedia profile can easily be modified.

In fact, don't be surprised if by tomorrow I decide to rewrite Chidinma's profile and present her as a confirmed reverend sister who has no business with cucumber!!!

But I won't do that because...

Cucumbers have been saving ladies from molesting men since 1900

That's what's kiling Nigerians sir, ignorance is our greatest enemy. Not even Boko Haram or Niger delta.

Adebimpe1:
I see you! 90% of Nairalanders only post silly comment and it's certainly clear you're at the top of the class. If you seriously think I need training on what you mentioned, then I will like to meet up with you to rate your level of IQ.

I work as a senior manager for The AES Corporations, a fortune 200 company, registered with the NYSE and generates a profit of more than 5 billion dollars annually, and about 123 guys reports to me directly. I single handedly recruited my own team, and led a project of $350 million to completion. My own team, that I recruited personally generates more than $5 million monthly for my company and please know, that I asked them "silly" questions during the interview stages.

I am a certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt, a change advocate and process driver (am not sure you know what that means) For you record, there's not more than 20 ASQ certified Black Belts in the whole of Nigeria. So, do you still think I need your training?

If you're jobless, email me and I'd arrange an interview for you. Pls, be warned, I will only ask silly questions. The more silly I get, the more your chances of getting a job from me.

The first paragraph of ur epistle was the only one necessary the other parts was just blowing ur trumpet and was uncalled for.
Now I wonder if you as u say a manager and recruiter can't keep ur cool when provoked how are u able to recuit ur team without sentiments?
U forget there are many children on NL who are just out to annoy and u fell into such a trap. U also forget that just as u are a demi-god in ur own words in ur organisation there are also other demi-gods here on NL watching. Guy, u should have let it ride. Am just saying.

Heard those people are menace to jobseekers but myself have always had good experiences with them maybe cos wifey is also into HR.

I think regardless of how hard they might want to be the environment determines the mood. Another determinant in my point of view is also what credentials one brings to the table. I mean they would be nicer to someone who presents with a phd and years of experience and is obviously prepared for the interview as someone who comes with just a bsc with no experience. Thats what I have noticed so far as regards HR recruiters in Nigeria. Though some of em are just cut out to be nasty.

madridguy:
The OP is correct according to CNN.
Clinton wins first presidential vote in Dixville Notch, NH as Election Day officially kicks off #FoxNews2016

Still doesnt mean nothing

Siberia101:
Good One.


I'm Okay With Anything That Will Bring a Final End To The Devilish Party Called APC.


Tinubu

Seconded

BeeBeeOoh:
2019 go intersting die.



To Buhari Fans Who Believes Buhari Won Without Tinubu's Influence:


Remember that Buari was an un-marketable, un-sellable & unelectable mallam to Nigeria and Nigerians till Tinubu came in with his marketing strategy, don't underestimate him, he still has that power & capacity.

Chairman I see u.
To reply ur comment. Time will tell what influence Tinubu still has. Afterall revenge is best served cold and the last man laughing laughs the longest.
Not withstanding, Bubu has dealt Tinubu several mortal blows, I am surprised that the man Tinubu is still standing. Whatever alliances he chooses to call on in 2019 if he standa behind Buhari then it be obvious that the Jabagan of yoruba politics has not learnt his lesson and is only but Human.

LuvU2:
If he has an opinion; he should shut up already cos Nigerians have theirs too.

Liberal world aint it?

He has point. Nigerians are hypocritical when it comes to things like this.

omenka:
Got an idea.. How about they just stepped down, maybe completely suspend the useless NASS since it appears there isn't much to steal these days??

As attractive as that idea is, but if the whole NASS is suspended an incompetent man like Bubu who has no idea of what he is doing there and has no business there would automatically be a Dictator. Nigeria has had enof of Dictators.

falconey:
wtfthats all it takes?I need me a sextape!!!!!

Anyone can get his/her profile on Wikipedia cos its open source for anyone and everyone to contribute or subtract so her having her profile there is no spectacular fit.

kcnwaigbo:
He does not make any choice, his role is ceremonial just in the same way the CJN swears him in.The CJN cannot say he will not swear in the president-elect because he dosent like his face.Likewise the president cannot say he will not forward the name of the CJN- designate to the Senate. It is an impeachable offence.Worst thing that will happen will be the Senate stripping him of the powers to forward the names of the CJN to them

The constitution says he will forward the name to the Senate. It does not give him the powers to reject any name. We might be heading for another doctrine of necessity in the swearing in of the next CJN

If Bubu forwards the said name all these speculation will end but my interest in this issue is what the senators esp the southern one will undertake if Bubu decides that he wants a northerner and calls for a new name to be forwarded to him.

Pidgin2:
If he wins Africans will be deported and you won't be able to travel to US easily, is this what you want? He doesn't like Blacks

U really think the American president has such powers without recourse to the senate. Think again.
Those where just talk to endear hinself with the white majority forgetting the si called minority where many groups made up together. Has he not so far apologized for those his inflammatory statements?