₦airaland Forum

Iamdipson:
GEJ na criminal!

teadrake:
Ineffectual Buffon gave directives to colonies of slowpoke to share our national cake any how and the consequences is the current economic plague.

dudebuck:
I am a Biafran all through. I cannot be a Nigerian, it is a curse unto. The black race.

kingivie:
Sometimes I wonder wats d problem with d pple of d SW. Everyday u try to claim superiority on nairaland over d SE and wen dis guys try 2 Leave d Nigeria for u, u still won't let dem be. Wat a paradox

dudebuck:
I don't expect a Nigerian to tell me I made a point. I may as well expect a pig to fly. Do Nigerians think? Of course not.

Donbiggi:
Nonsense

BeautyBaebee:
how can a virgin use cucumber? plz use ur brain

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dudebuck:
Only a stupid man goes about chasing mice when his house is in fire. I was supprised after reading IPOB's statement in reaction to buhari's leave if you have another country statement, in their response IPOB made some statements that should make somebody to put on his thinking cap, but instead Nigerians decided to do what they know best, abuses and verbal or written violence, one should have given thought to statements like the invention of the new cardinal point South-South, whilst this cardinal point does not exist any where, I actually heard about the meeting on BBC, the journalist, I think it's Bola Monsuro, while introducing the story said PMB met with leaders of the SOUTH-EAST, when she mentioned the word SOUTH, I expected her to say south the second time, but she said east instead, I smiled when I heard that, because she should have said south south, but we all know why she said south east instead.
The geopolitical region stuff, is not in the constitution of Nigeria, but it is used as if it is there,
It won't make it into the constitution because, it is a kind of double edged sword against Nigeria, so it is best not to make it law but use it everyday as if it were law.

DropShot:
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BeeBeeOoh:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/214398-nigeria-commences-process-kick-start-new-national-airline.html

I'm a student and my school has just requested for certificate of state of origin which it would be my first time ever I've heard of it. Personally I'm against filling forms with 'state of origin' Reason is because we are all Nigerians! And we lie to our self believe we are living as ONE. So if we are one, what is the need of state of Origin? Rather 'state of residence' would had been much more better.

Now there is a certificate?
Please what is the difference btw 'certificate of state of origin' and 'national passport(for countries)'?? Its like 36 countries in one continent called Nigeria, The state governors are the president, and buhari is the president of Africa Nigeria union. I'm seriously against it so much so if I am president for a day, I would scrap anything that relates to 'state of origin' if possible native language too, and everybody should speak english. If we continue like this, we can never be united or move on as a country.

As I'm speaking to you now, I'm at delta state liaison office to pick up my certificate, and I was sent out ANGRILLY by the lady Woman at the reception because I can translate what she told me in english to isoko? Since when did 'language' become a criteria for citizenship? I even told her my name is OgheneKaro. I grew up in lagos and had parent of entirely different ethnic groups, so they spoke english to each other as both are well educated. I personally does not see learning local dialect as any advantage apart from 'cheating' and 'hate'. So I've called my dad to come over.

One girl came to tell me to go and beg her, I told her I can't beg her......

I even hate the state of origin thing from start so I'm not even feeling remorse about the language issue.

UPDATE
*My dad later called to speak with her, I had to beg her to speak to my dad sha. Imagine.....smh
Its currently processing

*i fogot to metion, I PAID 2000 NAIRA... I mean for what?? Who does the money go to? But then international passport is also paid for.

armadeo:
For shizzy ma nizzy

Dude arrange yourself. You are working for a logical human now. Thank God it's not the Indians I heard they are slave drivers.

Dude he told you straight your job is your job not to carry load up and down.

Meanwhile for the bend down greeting thing. I am not a Yoruba but work in the environment and now it's almost a part of me. You must dobale to greet Ogas

But don't do that for a white man. He doesn't get it.

Lol.

moscobabs:
Just resumed my new office last week o.

My first time of working with White man sa (Lebanese) , The man is free and humble in fact everybody loves him, among other Lebanese my Boss is jovial, free and hardworking man.

He has worked in 5 African countries so he understands Africa and her culture very well.

The real story....

I resumed very early this morning and I decided to wait in front of office before I start today's activities when I saw my boss coming down from his Truck carrying his bag , as a young Yoruba man that comes from good background ..lol So I ran to him and say Good morning sir (bend my head) and I stretch my hand to collect his bag.

The man who has never disrespect me like that before shouted on me!!

Who owns the bag? he asked

repeat!!!! who owns the bag moscobabs?

Me: You sir!!!! I replied..

if it's me "why should u collect it from me?

Me: I just wanted to help u sir.

Y? ..... I couldn't respond .

I say why? ...meet me in office now!!!! he commanded .

We entered his office and he sat me down

moscobabs, You were employed as so so so in this company not to carry bag, the bag belongs to me and I must carry it, also you always bend whenever you greet me...please its not necessary, in fact its not official, I just opportune to be your boss, you are married as I , You are graduate although you are younger than me but you have to attach respect to yourself.

I was like " ki la gbe, ki la ju" but I replied him by saying ....

Sir, I am african we have cultures and Traditions and parts of these is what I did, We respect our elders and seniors that's why we bend or prostrate while greeting and we do help them carry their loads even if we carry ours too.

And he responded with smiles...No problem But when next you greet me in such an embarrassing way or try to collect my bag I won't think twice before I sack you!!!

I beg o Is anything wrong in what I did?

Is there any other reason for his reaction?

The man just dey look me somehow since morning

ask4double:
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For your tini mind you have made a point... anumpama

precasino:
With which style..., just curious. Missionary cant work and it is d safest

otipoju:
Emere or Omo- omi is a Yoruba term for individuals who are possessed with Marine spirits.

Then Marine spirits themselves have their origins in the angels who left the heavens to come and sleep with the beautiful women and because their descendants were hybrid, they did not die from the flood, they were submerged underneath the waters where they still have their kingdoms.

Some ladies are aware of their powers while many are not.

They individuals themselves are generally harmless but depending on how benevolent or malevolent or jealous their possessing spirit is, they can bring much blessings or hard luck to their human partners..

They are different from witches whose only desire is to destroy.

The one sad thing about these ladies though is that more often than not, they usually die suddenly in their prime for flimsy reasons.

There is nothing to be afraid of if she is good to you and you are good to her.

I have dated 3 that I know and I have a couple of friends who are married to some.

iamDaisy:
our pleasure .

TunezTV:
After sealing what can be described as the biggest record deal within the Nigeria music scene, by signing on Iyanya to his label, Don Jazzy is currently relaxing in Los Angeles as he vacays with his crew members.

He took to social media to show off his tastily furnished crib which features a massive bedroom and a lavish dinning which according to Don Jazzy makes every meal feel like 'Da Vinci Code'

See photos below ...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/don-jazzy-shows-off-his-lavish-los.html

TunezTV:
After sealing what can be described as the biggest record deal within the Nigeria music scene, by signing on Iyanya to his label, Don Jazzy is currently relaxing in Los Angeles as he vacays with his crew members.

He took to social media to show off his tastily furnished crib which features a massive bedroom and a lavish dinning which according to Don Jazzy makes every meal feel like 'Da Vinci Code'
This is just a room and parlour

See photos below ...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/don-jazzy-shows-off-his-lavish-los.html

comshots:
The most callous president of our time.

pembisco:
Doc. may be you live in the city sha, but you can't ALWAYS prescribe this to an average Nigerian. it cost alot and most people don't have time for these you've mentioned

zakim:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/reps-query-n250000-per-sitting-allowance-swa-board-members/

spyder880:
I think we might need to draw up agreements stating the contribution plan, payout conditions, entry and exit rules and other necessary clauses. This will be signed up and returned to me while each contributor retains a copy signed by my company.

spyder880:
Yes, but we start with single homes. I suggest we start with a duplex similar to what is on the picture above and work to expand. At the end of each sale I can pay off those who want to drop and use their funds for other personal things, while those who want to continue with us will leave their funds for the next project.

I plan to gradually expand this to become an estate sort of development, maybe one day we shall be doing 200 houses at once.

YES WE CAN!

Tonymegabush1:
each time I ave sore throat I normally make use of warm water adding 2 it a pinch of salt learnt dat 4rm a pharmacist dat I once complained dat 2

it has bin very helpful I must confess.