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omenka:
Until we see the footage, it remains nothing but a rumour.

Yep well said. All political stooges can now eat their finger nails.

chris2face:
Nawa oh which one come be spiritual son again

Bros suffering has twisted the brains of africans that we no dey think well again.

AmericanQuarter:
Governors of Anambra, Obiano; CBN, Emefiele & Kebbi, Bagudu with Minister of Agric., Audu Ogbe watching Anambra Rice being harvested in Anaku in Ayamelum local government of Anambra State earlier today...

Pls share. Mechanized farming. Wonderful achievement.

Towncrier247:
Yesterday at the Senate's plenary, Senator Binta Masi Garba representing Adamawa North, told her colleagues that her primary constituency is in the kitchen and the other room.

"My primary constituency is to be in the Kitchen before even being in the senate, as a woman and I am proud to be in the Kitchen and even in the other room"she said. Watch the video below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/10/video-nigerian-senator-binta-masi-garba.html

Ya sure but madam senator got it wrong. Her primary constituency is to her local government region which elected her into the Senate not her kitchen and other rooms. Her primary duty is to her kitchen and husband in their other rooms. Pls lets not misunderstand ourselves here while we make caricature of that dullard in aso rock.

fxskye:
The picture on this thread is not a bank statement. Moreover, when to confirm statement in this kind of scenario, Confirmed Bank Statement is required from the 3rd part (Access Bank) that is the custodian of the transaction details.


So, i can't believe this. Let her get confirmed bank statement from Access Bank and publish it.

After all, Fayose doesn't believe of Chibok girl's abduction despite release of 21 among the girls.

She shared her online statement u..... Dont annoy me.

FastShipping:
Either way, Amaechi should resign if the allegation is true.

The allegations doesn't have to be true for.him to resign

peterphd:
Up your dickhole

^^^^Homo! Gay alert.

peterphd:
Don't need any of your respect... Shove it.

Down ur throat, with pleasure

Joshthefirst:
^^^^^

And you remain confused. Pointing at circumstances and trivialities to buffer your rejection and denial of what the truth and Christianity is.

Continue to bask in your euphoria sir. When you are ready to be real and genuine we're waiting for you.

Watch CNN and blame all the bad stuff on your enemies, the religious folk. Childish, but well done.

Anoda conspiracist. Sir u are the confused one.

peterphd:
No, The Donald actually exudes common sense. He's man enough to admit that America has a problem with immigrant Latinos, Muslims and the likes. As for your misogyny accusations, he is what every woman (feminists included) want. He's rich, he's tall, he's got it all (no pun intended). If having the balls to call out American leaders for the chicken shiits they are is negative, then negative is a description he'll gladly accept. You left leaning commenters and feminists in male bodies should try other things. The labels racist, sexist and all the other 'ist' and 'ism' ending words don't work anymore.

With all due respect sir that thing u drank must be worrying u

alexiej:
In the US, 50% of first marriages, 67% of second, and 73% of third marriages end in divorce.

It means a divorcee is 67% certain to divorce his/her second husband/wife again. Why? Just like the OP said, they right questions aren't asked.

U see a girl claiming feminist. "I cannot cook for u cos I'm not ur slave. We are the two heads of the family" and she gets divorced. You as a guy didn't ask for all that, u just assume her ex must be a fool, and u marry her. Now u want her to cook, to respect u. Hasn't the marriage failed already?

PS: GOD HATES DIVORCE

Yes ur statistics is very factual cos its what we have to fight with while counselling these people. I agree with asking questions and doing ur discrete research before jumping the broom but thats as far as I think it should be taken. The idea of speaking with the other spouse is wrong and will only bring bias

Toks2008:
Shey you have taken that thing again...

Because you are not communicating at all.

Since I have to explain an adage to you. I think its "fair to ask for you relatives to return back the dowry paid for marrying your mom", no insults meant but it is alway spoken like this in igboland before an explanation is given.

I have seen many cases of divorce and know many people that have had one, are fighting one and are currently going through one.
The necessity to meet with or speak to the partner of the person in question is irrelevant and only brings confusion. I know a friend that his Caucasian wife visited him at his base and after a long night of activity and serious all night vigil. She called him the next day after she arrived her base and asked for a divorce.
There are many questions that such actions as meeting the partner can never answer. Divorcee's are not animals or monsters like our Nigerian society likes to portray them, they are human beings with emotions and feeling. They get hurt nust like u and me, they shit, they spit and they get sick. Its only due to human weakness or failure of an action or inaction that have placed them at such receving end. They should not be stigmatized because it but rather be understood.
I could tell u many other examples but with stop here. Its a wonderful topic though. God bless.

Toks2008:
In every case of divorce, there is rarely a situation where the two parties involved will be totally willing to part and there is usually a party that wants reconciliation and another that insists that it is over.

Before you marry a divorcee please make sure you find out the reason for the divorce and if it is possible,have a discussion with the ex to hear the other side of the story and no matter the false representation given by the ex, you will still have an idea of the type of person he or she is and the reason for the divorce because in most cases, the party who insists on divorce will always have a reason to divorce again and again.

Marriage is a union between two forgivers and if you cannot forgive a spouse who is sorry then what is the guaranty that your next marriage will work?

So ladies and guys, before you marry a divorcee, be sure to find out why that person is leaving his or her marriage because no matter how innocuous that person may look to you,you must understand that many people are like the leopard who never change its spots and most often,any party who insists on divorce especially due to irreconcilable differences will always have reason to divorce the new partner because even if you change partners a million times, there will always be irreconcilable differences.

I hope this makes sense.

Confused, inappropriate and laden with errors. The problem about giving an advice is knowing that an advice given to an individual should also be taken by the giver. As it is this advice written here fails to have strength and purpose to be taken. Nairalanders over to una.

Flets:
Foolish write up. Abati dont need to justify GEJ's govt as a better govt. Buhari has been on self destruct mode since May 2015 and that's enough testimonial

Yep right from that their infamous burgled plagiarized move of copying an already given speech to their plagiarism of GEJ's budget to TSA, grazing bill and then to present other rooms saga. The man is obviously on self destruct mode. He has single handedly demystified himself and made rubbish of his war on corruption his only strong point during campaign. When he explodes Nigerians will be there to burry what is left.

sarrki:
Okorocha my main Guy

Our future president

God bless Okorocha

God bless pmb

God bless Nigeria

If only u knew

HungerBAD:
I dont get you?are you calling Jesus Christ an Illiterate?

Hahn mark my words, you will go to Hell Fire.

So will u sir. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Ezechinwa:
it favours foreign firms as 1$ is more than 450 naira, when they bring small dollars to Nigeria it makes it looks big when exchange.

what 3000$ cannot buy three years ago will buy that product times 3.

Yep well said. These are the guys that are here to reap like the grim reaper

CastroLubeNg:
Traffic signs come in many shapes, sizes, and colors. With so many different traffic signs on the road, you might lose track of what each one means. Fortunately, the shapes and colors of traffic signs can help you understand their meaning.

Traffic sign colors can clue you into what you might need to do on the road.
# Red. Almost always, red means stop! A red traffic sign either signals you to stop your vehicle or prohibits entry.
# Green: Green means go! A green traffic sign signals that you can proceed, or provides you with direction on where to proceed.
# Yellow: Yellow stands for caution. A yellow traffic sign serves as a general warning.
# Black and White: Black and white traffic signs provide posted regulations (i.e., speed limits).
# Orange: Orange signals construction time! If you see an orange traffic sign, you will likely encounter construction or road maintenance ahead.
# Brown: Brown traffic signs reference local recreation areas or scenic points of interest.
# Blue: Blue stands for guidance. Blue traffic signs often offer information to assist motorists.

Traffic Sign Shape Tips
The shape of a traffic sign can often signal its meaning. For example:
# An octagon signals the need to stop.
# An upside down triangle always means “yield.”
# A diamond always warns of possible hazards ahead.
# Pennant-shaped traffic signs serve as advanced warning of no passing zones.
# Round stands for railroad. When you see a round traffic sign, you will likely see a railroad crossing.
# A pentagon signals a school zone ahead or a school crossing zone.
# Horizontal rectangles typically provide guidance to drivers.
# Vertical rectangle usually serve as regulatory notices

While traffic sign shapes and colors can clue you into some important rules of the road, they certainly don’t cover every aspect of life behind the wheel. If you find yourself scratching your head to decipher a traffic sign, study up!

Doesn't apply in naija

Osmondinho:
Hahahahagahaha


The Hunter became the hunted


click like if you think she will bail herself with 200k or more

The police will have a field day with her ass first then collect money on top of that

Richtronix:
Baba nla e ni o le ko ...Your absent father and baby factory of a mother plus all your kinsmen from your poxy village are your enemy.

MY ONLY GOAL IS THE ANNHILATION OF Igbos ON N/L

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I know ur intentions are for me to insult u and ur generation for ever and ever but I will not do that. Ur insults proves to me that you are a child, a tribalist and a ethnic bigot and those two are the worse combinations one could ever have on nairaland. My intentions are for peeps like u to stop seeings things in black and white and see things in coloured. I will start following you as from now so that I will see your bigotted comments and will try to correct u. U don buy market.

Badgers14:
Op, hold your 2 ears with your hand and listen

"Good" ladies are scare this days.... If you really have sth for her and you thing both of you are items... Hold on my brother...

Just talk to her about your concerns and you never know.. She might have a better plan on how to handle the long distance relationship...

Just remember, " COMMUNICATION" is key in every relationship..

Good luck my guy..

Cheers

Cc:mynd44, lalasticlala

Smh! Why do guys always think cos a girl is a virgin then she is good. The deed has happened and can't be changed. Don't sweat it but just flow with the breeze and see where it goes. U could be pleaseantly surprised.

saintkash:
license illegal refineries when there never got there crude supply from genuine source? licensing these guys is more or less giving amnesty to them cos there r criminals. .... there activity alone has cost government billions of cash... maybe if the word "amnesty" illegal refinery operators would convince me but not licensing them....

my opinion though.

Guy u miss d point. Have u heard of illegal refineries in America, canada or Russia? Thats cos the government of those countries only regulate oil explorations and nt involved directly in its mining. Its high time they ask themselves hard questions. Those people that set up illegal refineries should be encouraged by licensing them. Then a certain standard is set at which the oils products should be. U will see militancy dissolve away in ND.

fran6co:
it will even generate employment for some youth and go a long way in trying to rid youth restiveness.
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#LicenceIllegalRefineries

I tell u, militancy will evaporate over night. They will be the ones to mount campaign against it since they know the militants, they are the militants.

blueto:
http://punchng.com/license-illegal-refineries-rep-tells-fg/

Hear, hear, a Daniel has come to court but that soolish dullard from Daura will not understand the meaning cos he doesn't have WAEC certification.

jonaifame22:
I'm beaming wth joy as I write dis, a gal who has been on my radar for so long has finally been ravished by my able dick, in colaboration wth the four walls of my shop right on my ever reliable giant sized cushion chair

although I was seeing the signs that very soon I shall find my way in between her legs although I was doubtful buh I followed through wth faith till the end, now see where it got me, now i'm among the list in the hall of fame of those who have fvcked dis gal before.


I jus changed my sliding door in my shop to tinted glass and when people pass,they are able to see their image on the glass and when u're inside the shop no one can see you, but u can see them and cos of this new development, the number of gals that flock in2 my shop to watch film and pass time has seen a significant increase and I plan to Bleep as many of them as possible.

we were watching this movie "power" and may be cos of the too many sexual scenes and the way they portrayed the sex they had in the movie that made the gal and me feel uneasy, buh I jus noticed that before we cld finish watching season one, I was get touchy wth her sometime and she won't act abnormal, so I was encourage to make her feel more welcome, by buying food, drink and fruit and and eat it wth her too anytime she comes around so she'll not think i'm trying to bribe her, so yesterday something led led to another and I put my hands on her and smooched her lightly,when she said nothing, I pecked her lips andbefore long we started kissing heavily and and sharply I deep my hand inside her skirt and and rubbed her pvssy lips wth my finger and and wanted to off her pant.

then she stopped and asked me abt my galfriend and I lied to her that I don't have a galfriend and dat no gal wants to date me and maybe it's cos providence is reserving me for someone who deserves me



then i quickly stood up and closed the main door and went back to her wth the speed of light and I pulled her blouse and helped her breasts escape the dungeon bra where it had been thrown and sharply plant my lovely mouth on the ni.pple of her breast and I sucked it hungrily as if I was deprived of breast feeding by my mom in my infancy, my hands were put to judicious use too as they squeezed and pressed her yansh,abdomen,laps, infact my hands travelled and raced through her soft body like ABC transport luxurious bus travelling on nigerian roads and my dick stood tall and erect gallantly like goliath



and then I spread her legs like the two branches of letter Y and i pulled my trouser and brought out my already gingering dick and chooked it inside her pvssy and she closed her eyes as my dick entered her pvssy and moaned ahhhhhhsssss, ahssssss, ah ahhsssss, I jus kept fvckn her and before long, I emptied my akamu inside her pvssy and then I kissed her and stood the fvck up

Busted, man acting as woman

yudee233:
Hope this travel ban is inclusive of our elected politicians.

How is it inclusive? Did u not hear Bubu has travelled to west Germany for undisclosed (probably espionage) issues?

Cordis92:
Guess i'm beginning to like this lady. Men and wahala, I don't understand. As a lady, if you are successful they say you lack loyalty and are rude. If you are jobless, they say you are useless and possibly a runs girl. What then do you people want?

Thats where ur problem begins when u start looking at what people say.

StepTwo:
But the english speaking minister of finance say next year now, Oga Jimoh.

Is that what she said? I thought she said Nigeria is already out of recession