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Edward Akande: It is no longer news that some guys dump some girls after they have made love with them. But, will it not sound weird or disgusting to hear that some girls do the same thing?
I have dated and played games with girls for the past 12 years. I simply dump any girl i feel am tired of making love with and pick another one. But something strange happened that I still can't figure-out the meaning, so i need your help: a girl just called my phone and told me that she needed to see me. I didnt recognize the voice, but I wanted to know her, so we fixed an appointment. When we met, i found out that i have not seen her in my life. Anyways, 'na girl na, and she pretty die', so we became friends and we made love on the same night. The STRANGE thing in this whole story is that, she never picked my call again, after we said goodbye that night. Just resently she picked my call after I had called her countless times and what I heard beaming to me is, ''you are disturbing me ooo. When I didnt pick your call you should know that am not intereted na. Abi na by force.'' This is the same girl that called me and we made love o!
Please have you experience something like this before, or what do you think this means?

Hahahahaha, u really are new and inexperienced in the same game u have been playing for the past 12 years. The lady read u like an open book and did to u fast what she thought u would do to her, in ur case her guess was right. So her dropping u like a hot potato is what has been eating u and has made u come her to ask 4 advice. A player asking for advice from people, some of which may include girls he has booted in the past is a sign of desperation. So I can guess her actions got u wella, exactly what she hoped to accomplish.
Well let me tell, I have also being in that situation. How u handle it will either make or break u. Also, its possible she knows u, not directly but someone u know, someone u may have slept with know her too and may have sent her on u.

They have just crossed the line. That attack on Syria would happen, God have mercy on them if they are in the crossfire cos Israel, am american ally has said nothing of their actions so far.

Poster, go and look at history. B4 america starts a war of this scale, they always have NOC's on ground not just for intelligence but also to make people disappear if need be. That world war 3 u are hoping for will not happen.

Then again he said 600 billion naira not dollars...

[quote author=Nuzo']Jesu!

You know I thot it was a joke when I heard Festus Odimegwu is the new NPC chairman.
This man is a first class money doubler and talking mmachine.

The way this arzhole praise-sang OBJ's name made me had headache throughout OBJ's tenure. He should have been a juju musician.

One thing we can't take away from him is that as he chops, he's good at getting the work done. So, if N600b is worth it...why not.

This time abeg, if we must count cows in the north...then S/Southerners must count fish while Osun state should go ahead and count goats.

Tenks![/quote]Completely agree but then 600 billion. What of if we just count human beings like the census was meant for and not count cows, goats and fishes. Would that be too wrong?

REHOZIBAH: Well said Mazi Osita...the PDP that some gullible few want to die with and an APGA which has shown itself to be an appendage of the PDP are one and the same

Rochas can only be booted out if he didn't perform and not on some base ethno-tribal infantile considerations by some irredentists

Still that's for the courts to decide and not u or Mazi Osita. Besides, who says Rochas performed. Performing has nothing to do with starting projects and not finishing or fighting ur deputies. Let the games begin...

Obiagelli: AND HOW MANY YEARS FOR ELECTION CHEATS, crazy people

My sister, I didn't even bother reading the story. What of national treasure looters, oil bunkering thieves, money laundering to name a few.

Is this becoming trendy for men to bath babies and post their pix

At last, let the games begin.

switzan: U have the answer urself, u don't need someone to tell you to go for the one you are comfortable with.

That is not a good answer. Men should learn to love women that love them. If u ask experienced people, they would tell you ur best bet is with lady A. That is ur wife. Lady B will still have to go to university and that means boys. O boi, believe u me, u won't want that. Besides she is still young and may want to experiment.

Kairoseki77: Is this a trade center or a market

Pls what's the difference

Afolabs101: Absolute rubbish as usual from PDP!!

Either Suntai is well enough to lead the state or he is not, make up your mind and don't sit on the fence with this "one will rule, while the other one will give the instructions"

If you're to rule the state, you don't take instructions from anyone

Ma guy u see that kind thing? In Nigeria it is actually ruling that we see from our politicians meanwhile they should be governing their constituencies and not ruling.

payless: Members across ethnic spectrum saying no to the despot called Jonathan. I saw Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo on the list of Atiku faction.

Its white washing, there are always bad eggs in a bunch. The problem with Nigeria is that the bad eggs are always more than the good eggs. U say members across ethnic spectrum but I saw just 3 or 4 south-south people while our northern brothers where more than 50. I will say that south-south are and where not fully represented and since that is the case, u can't call it people across ethnic spectrum. Have u forgotten Atiku, have u forgotten how he and OBJ wanted to ruin the country. He may have a lot of political might but he is not and will never be a suitable candidate for the presidency. For me I didn't see people of various ethnic spectrum, I just saw people who are cheap enof to sell their support for future favours.

Thebrightest: JUST PASSING BY...
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Nice

bammo: Haahaha. Nice invention, it would probably last long but i dont think i can wear that

U will only wear it when its made by a white man (shakes head). If u don't start now to show appreciation for our Nigerian products, when will u start?

His stomach is closest to his heart

This one forgot his drugs....

This man is silly. He really has nothing to tell Nigerians.

Funny enof I see Singapore on the list of African countries with major airports. I didn't know Singapore was an African country

duffie: Yes, I heardd about that. I'm in nigeria

Think about, but sometimes the stone especially the calcium ones refuse to resolve. In these cases one may have to do a lithotripsy if one refuses surgery. Cost is not cheap but its negotiable depending on where you go to do it.

These are maneaters

nekaa: just stick tu ya meds the sh!t will dissolve.

Depends on where u are. U could do lithotripsy in cases like that.

Resistant malaria with typhoid, common cold and worsening chronic sinusitis all together at one go. Men, I see wee.
Wetin pain me pass na say I no fit treat ma sef. Had to rely on colleague which come dey vex me like say I chop something.

U can try but I don't think u would succeed. Agnostics are even worse.

betterline: Let me admit I am a regular contributor here but just got this handle for this gnashing issue

What should I do to this kind of wife that has to go abort our baby because she was mad at me? Never in my life have I heard about such wickedness and indiscretion.

I and my wife have been married for nine months and she had always been scared to get pregnant especially because it will limit her growing business. So I understood to the extend of using withdrawal technique.

I gave her reason recently while I couldn't wait any longer and she finally agreed to get pregnant. We had some little argument yesterday and she walked out of the house only to start sobbing in the evening that she took some drugs to kill the child.

I was awe-struck. I am still in shock. I am still thinking of what to do with her or to her.

Oga cool temper and temper justice with mercy. 4 all u know she may be beating herself for such a drastic action, u know women are very impulsive. U need to calm down enof to draw her back to u. I know u hurt but believe me when I say she hurts now more than u ever will, and she needs u now, so with all due respect, get ur emotions together and console ur wife.
I know u are not in the mood now to listen to reason but pls I will tell u and incident that happened to me. It is not as dramatic as ur but was bad all the same.
I had an argument with my wife some months ago while we went visiting my parents only for her to leave where we where go to go outside and attack my sister-inlaw (she and the lady dislike themselves and have always had this rivalry thing between them). I heard the lady made a nasty comment and my wife who could usually ignore her gave her a dirty slap and pushed into a near by dustbin. Its just part of the impulsiveness of women. U have to be patient with her regardless of how angry and wicked u think she is.

[quote author=Okija_juju]General Warning:: FILMING AN OFFICER ON DUTY IS NOW ILLEGAL IN NIGERIA..

The attention of the Nigerian Police Force has been drawn to the new trend of filming Ofiicers of the Nigerian Police. Please be warned that Officers are not movie stars to be filmed, neither are they entertainers. They are our Law enforcement agents and this filming has been found to interfere with the jobs of our gallant men and women of the Law. So from hence forth, anybody found filming an officer will be arrested for 'interfering with Police work', 'Invasion of the Privacy of an Officer', 'Illegal filming without proper permit', amongst other sundry charges and such persons would be arrested, their cameras siezed and the 'evidence destroyed' and then they will be charged to court.

Please note that resisting arrest is also an offence and deadly force is permitted to be used by an officer to effect such arrests.

Thanks..

Ngozi Braide
_{POLICE P.R.O}


[b]Word of the Gods:: This new trend of filming officers and shaddy Nigerians in general is beginning to spread like wild fire. Already, its been used in the ALUU 4 & the Badagry lynching to bring to the conciousness of Nigerians the ugliness of Jungle justice in the Country and how the Police aides and abbets this crime. Its been used by Business peoples as well, such as the Otedola|Lawan saga (audio available on Youtube) and the Shell Petroleum Company Scandal where a Contractor recorded a manager demanding bribe (also available on Youtube). It was also used years ago when the Men of the Nigerian Navy assaulted and stripped a Woman in public over traffic right of way. Now the Police in in focus and they are not happy about this.
For all future filmers, please take extreme precaution. People will be shot for this very soon (thats a guarantee). For those who dare to, please try and use devices like iphones that have icloud activated (so that even if your phone is siezed, your recording is already stored in the clouds and cannot be retrieved easily). For others, please try and get spy gadgets like Camera pens, watches and other indoor|outdorr hidden cameras for future recordings. Also, please in your recordings (both audio and video), try and capture the following important deatils;
1. Face
2. Voice
3. Name
4. Number

Without these clearly seen|heard on your videos|audios, it is actually a wasted venture only good for entertainment and not prosecution.. This tool is to be used for all those meetings where you want to expose a shaddy|underhand dealing, example:: Use this with LASTMA, POLICE, Business Meetings, e.t.c..

Be wise

The Gods are wise..

[/b][/quote]I said it. Did I not say it? I knew Nigerian police will look for a way to make the public pay for this. Nigerians, it is time to buy spy cameras with direct internet like like Google keep, icloud e.t.c

Capnd143: Ok . .i think this new trend is the best way the citizens can fight corruption in the police force . . .

Until the police find a way out of it. U didn't hear about the guy that was arrested in his office cos he was filming some police officers harassing okada men. I mean, they took his camera fone and that one was not OK 4 them, they came back and arrested him just as he was closing from work. Looks like what we need in Nigeria is spy camera so that people are better protected.

caseless: of course, atiku brought soludo, dora, el rufai, ezekwesili, ribadu, etc into obj's govt. All d govnos, including those frm opposition were loyal to him. U cant undermine atiku's political might.

Agreed but his might will start to twindle once he puts his name to contest as presidential candidate.