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LastApostle: If I cannot hit my wife,then I will never hit my sister because of her. I won't even side any of them during heated argument or whatever. I will try to remain neutral as ever becoming a peace advisor and negotiator.
But all in all, I will employ sanction instead of violence means to set scores with my sister.

That would only work if u, ur wife and ur sister (even if she is the ada) are within the same age bracket. Since that is not the case, since ur wife is even 7 years older than ur own sister. It changes a lot of things especially when ur sister has been taking things belonging to your wife without asking (if u notice I thing want to call it stealing although that is what she did).

berem: Continue digging deep and looking for the truth which is right in front of you. As you earlier quoted the Bible, (in as much as i hate it when bloody hypocrites try to use the Bible to defend their stupidity ) the truth has been revealed. Jonathan should bury his head in shame. too many corruption cases hovering around his head just in 2years of his tenure? that is just too bad.

But u have just made the point. The corruption charges hovering over his head were committed by people under the past regime. Should u not be happy that he is not sitting on these information like some governments would do to avoid embarrassment. If u look at the dates these deeds were done, most or all of it were committed before he came into power cos the dates I have been seeing are all before 2011. I don't sympathize with our corrupt leaders neither do I support corruption and I think they should all be jailed or killed but I believe truth be told. Nigerians would always abuse their presidents whether his is working or not, but there should be a balance to it, don't u think.

U can see our future (our children) learning now that there is no justice in Nigeria. Na wah ooh.

hillsate: The Federal Government has agreed to the public debate with Ezekwesili. But as a condition, the president demands that the questions be sent ahead of time to allow for adequate preparations.
As i write this a press statement is being prepared.

U people are funny even if it was true, do u people think that GEJ would present himself there or send one of his minions.

ballabriggs: Meanwhile MAULUTH pikin dem no see toilet use O

I done go sleep Jona matter done tire me. Na one week one fraud.

O boi make in no tire u. We need to hear more of it. Am sure someone somewhere is compiling all these things. Newspapers don't throw away their old news but save them in archives. They will all be gotten, all these people or organization that keep stealing with effrontery. That said, make una no forget say Jona no been dey power when in happen, na attachment in being dey do.

lol, they probably didn't know she was awake. Make she no vex, she can take her husband to their house and retaliate

No you are not being unreasonable. U happen to be older than the girl with 7 years. 7 years na beans. If she was ur blood relative, she would be calling u aunty would she not? So its fair that after she has badly messed up, since u've decided that you want to punish her in that way then it is ur right. But then, it would be wiser, if u speak to ur husband seriously about it. Let him be the one to implement the aunty something. Besides, if I may ask, what is the age defference between ur husband and the silly girl.

youngies: The First Batch of the Presidential Amnesty program has successfully certified about 64 ex-militants in Niger Delta who have undergone a six-month course in marine diving at the Nigeria Naval Under Water War Fare School in Lagos.
The program is said to be a success story of the public-private sector partnership in Nigeria between the Nigeria Naval and the Mieka Dive Training Institution which is a private indigenous company.

Both parties have worked assiduously to ensure that the ex-agitators were given adequate skill acquisition exercise in diving and other related fields in human development and capacity building.

Speaking at during the graduation ceremony in Lagos, Commanding Officer, Under Water Warfare School, Ojo, Captain Osoba Tajudin congratulated the graduates for their successful completion of the diving course.

He urged the trainees to focus on the task ahead as they venture into the marine world.

Managing Director, Mieka Dive Limited, Mr. Pondi Kestin reiterated that completing the course does not automatically translate to success for the trainees adding that discipline, positive attitude and determination on their part will ultimately lead to success in the long run.
In his words of encouragement to the trainees, he said “The experience you have garnered here must be put to good use to enhance your communal and socio-economic life.

“Henceforth, you must be good ambassadors of both the Nigeria Naval and the Mieka Dive Training Institution. The time you give to practicing what you have leant and your continuous exposure to modern diving skills will determine whether you will fail or succeed.

More: http://channelkoos.com/index.php/news/3760-amnesty-64-ex-militants-graduate-as-marine-divers

who knows, hope they don't now go under water and start busting crude oil pipes, cos u know in Nigeria nothing is impossible...

Mindependent: Was that supposed to be a reply that helps me?!?! And I can never fall into the old age/desperation category I have guys at my beck n call

thats the attitude that would get u into that old desperation categori cos all those guys flocking around u will melt away once ur younger sisters start developing breasts and ass...olushi

Mindependent: Jealous Bitches!!!

sorry u are the bitch u biatch..

While the federal football league struggled through years of crises, officials fed fat on its available funds

While the Nigeria Premier League suffered from constant bickering and perennial lack of funds to run its operations, officials made sure they steal as much as possible of the little funds available to the league while owing clubs and offering shambolic organisation for Nigeria’s local league, a recently released audit report of the NPL has revealed.
Officials routinely lament that the league is grossly underfunded, but as they do so, they also made it a point to allocate to themselves huge sums of money despite claims of the league’s insolvency, the external audit of the league’s management for year ended June 30, 2012, says..
To hold an annual congress, the NPL’s board solicited and got financial assistance. Critical projects are suspended due to paucity of funds while staff are owed bonuses. Yet officials live large, paying themselves outrageous emoluments and retaining large, expensive apartments in our capital city,
After exhausting the goodwill of the league’s bankers with unresolved loans, the board’s directors went obtaining credit wherever one was available. A huge chunk of the loan are spent on frivolous, unaccountable purposes, the document revealed.
Once, the league officials took loans from an unregistered microcredit firm, auditors say, and at another time, they borrowed up up to N5.4 million from an individual under questionable terms.
The audit report’s verdict was damning: As officials hypocritically complained of frustrating shortage of funds to run the league well, they made sure there was more than enough funds to service their lavish lifestyles, even as the league snake through one crisis to another.

The audit

The review, carried out by Olaniyi Wale Odunaiya and Co., and submitted to the Premier League in September 2012, documents abuses that unfolded at the NPL within one financial year up to June 2012, but provides a portrait of a trend that seems to have lasted years.
The report accuses the NPL officials of pocketing millions of naira belonging to the league, and cornering some through fronts while subverting regulatory procedures, and doing nothing to block excesses.
For seasons, the report says, the NPL officials operated a board that consistently returned losses and indebtedness, and failed to move beyond insolvency.
Yet, defying economic sense, and stipulated regulations limiting perks to only moments of robust financial standing, the board members, as they wished, paid millions to themselves as allowances, took and repaid loans records and maintained luxury accommodation in Abuja.
Former chairman of the board, Davidson Owumi, who was removed in controversial circumstances in December 2010, repeatedly got loans whose deployments could not be justified, the auditors said. Once he got a N15 million donation from the Bayelsa State Government, but remitted only N10 million.
Besides enjoying self-allocated monthly imprest (an advance or a loan of funds) of N300 thousand, Mr. Owumi paid “financial assistance” to himself totaling at least N1.7 million.
The amount, accumulated in tranches of N200 thousands, N300 thousands, was no loan. It was not meant to be repaid, it was just to “assist” the chairman, the report says.
His vice chairman, Shehu Gusau, at the time, paid N1.2 million to himself as car maintenance allowance in less than one year.
“The risk is that the chairman uses his position on the board to selfishly use the company’s funds to run private life without considering the financial health of the company,” the report noted on the “financial assistance’ to the chairman.

To read more ff link: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/116345-how-football-officials-steal-millions-from-cash-strapped-nigeria-premier-league.html

[quote author=Igwe.]They can carry their campaign to wherever they like but Nigerians now know the truth.[/quote]is it not best we hear them out first and hear what they have to say. Look, we are all learned men and women and once an accusation is made, we owe the accuser and accusee our ears. At the end of it all, after we have filtered all their rubbish from all their accusations and misaccusation we will then agree on what to believe. I respect madam Ezekwesili and I know we all do but would suggest we all hear what the GEJ counter attack has to say.

redsun: What an irony. Same faith they suffered in the hands of the Nazi they are melting on ever dependent Africa. One would have thought the Jews will always understand the core meaning of empathy and be at the fore front of safeguarding human race.

But then again,are people that can't take care of themselves entitle to children?

but didn't u know that the jews are horrible racists and its cos of their racistic nature that was why hitler hated them so much but it still does not excuss what hitler tried to do..

Naijuici: Hi Blank
Its more for a database. I would like to contact the shops/ hospitals on the list.
Ajah is my location, But I would like details of places on the island and mainland. Both big and small shops please.

Thanks again!

u didn't say if only in nigeria but looking at the thread I would think its probably mostly nigeria

why is this african mentality so predominant...I mean, why would someone abadon his/her parents

Callotti: Because WE ARE EXPENSIVE HOES that make more money AND CAN DELIVER IN CASH AND IN KIND, beautifully CONFIDENT, in demamd by MANY OF THE OPPOSITE SE-X, command respect from the community and are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too intelligent for MOST Nigerian 'country-niggazzz'!
Instead of 'em broke azzes to keep up with our paces, they be trying to pull us daaaaaan!
But H-Amerikah na woman KAUNTRI. . .say who die?
Na im go quench fOrst!
Jigabooz. . . try ya luck!

The only well adjusted Nigerian Men who have the GUSTO to deal with highly beautiful and assertive NURSES are MALE NURSES THEMSELVES who have come to understand what the 'shakara' is all about.

Simply put. . . WE ROCK. . .[size=20pt]because our 'swagger' dey 'dagger' PEEPS![/size]

who is this n wat is she saying??

nice

sigma seller: Fellow NLs, can anyone tell me where i can do hair transplant in Nigeria? am bald headed aldo i skin my hair wen barbing so its not dt obvious. i just feel i shud chang my looks dtz y i need to do hair transplant. anyone with useful information as to aw to go about it shd be tell me. Hair grow cream is also needed. Thnks

N.B i knw say bad belle ppl plenty 4 NL, if u knw u dnt av anythn meaningful to contribute, just ignore dis post nd close d tab. meaningless reply may attract serious yabbings whc am vry good at. Dare or try me pls

its not done in Nigeria but outside. Surf the web for info..

fubbyy: Ask google " why do jerks get all the girls?" Take your time to read them all, I used to be like you but the article changed my life when it comes to women, you need to see me now, I really got game,am not asking you to be a jerk but you have to apply a lil bit of it in you

A jerk is selfish when talking to a woman, he doesn't care about her rejection, if a girl rejects you, move to the next girl even in her presence there, and don't take asking girls out too serious, see it as a game

There was a day I was talking to this chick and she was playing hard to get, I called another girl while both of us were still sitting down in the same table, she was suprised of what I was about to do, when the girl came, I asked her to leave and ask the new one to take that seat, guess what I told the new one

I was talking to this girl and she was playing hard to get when I saw you and you are far better than her so I had to drop her for you, I hope you won't play hard to get or else , she was humbled and over shadowed by me, I didn't even take her number, I gave her my card to call me, I even gave her instruction of when not to call because am a very busy man, I didn't give her the privilege to play hard to get

This gurl called me the same evening to ask if I got home safely and kept calling to know me better

nice piece the girl deserved it but then some guys deserve worse. Had a similar occurance happen to me yrs ago while I was still doing those things. But then in this case the girl playing hard to get chased out the new one I called and told me she would behave, and she did.

jmaine: Quite interesting . . . .

for whoooooooooo?

stuhporh: INDEED! IGBO IS IGBO, WHATS WITH THE 'JEW'. YOU GUYS ARE NOT JEWS, IF UR WERE, YOU WNT BE CHRISTIANS.
Igbos dont even have an idea of judaism. yet they say they are igbo jews. The earlier the better you accept you are from the boko haram inflicted nation, the better

u r talking bullsh*t. Then explain why they still treat arabs from morocco, and iran the same way. Or are those people not as fair as them. Anyway, makes sense why the arabs hate them so much..

it shows u jews are some of the most racist people I have ever had the misfortune to meet...

it shows u the disunity of the so called igbo leader. Anyway igbos don't have leaders, just people who have their selfish interest in mind..

20pounds: Y not? Afterall Yar'adua bribed d south south under d name of amnesty and made them forget d struggle initiated by d likes of Adaka Boro and cost ppl like Saro-wiwa and co their lives.
I've never hidden my disdain for d Yar'adua amnesty programme and consider it d worst policy of dat govt( d 2nd was killing Yusuf Mohammed b4 harvesting d origin & sponsors of d Boko haram sect 4rm him). Now any ethnic group can carry arms against d govt and ask for amnesty, afterall ,there is a precedence.
Yar'adua's govt should hav addressed d neglect and environmental degradation of d niger delta instead of bribing them wt amnesty. Now we hav a monster in our hands and d man dat nursed it is no more.
Shld ds govt maintain its hard stance against terrorist and terrorism, it will be accused(by d north) of failing to reciprocate d gesture extended by a northern president to the south south. Turn by turn, right?

Yusuf Mohammed was killed to keep him quite cos he had already started singing the names of his benefactor..

He or she who takes up Nigerian government head on must wear double bullet proof armour..

Obiora4life: May THUNDER FROM ABOVE strike their god forsakken mouth... FOOLS

Amnesty kor, grant ni...

What of the lives that were lost? In fact, justice should be served upon them.

Only in Nigeria is crime rewarded handsomely... FOO.LS,

Are u sure u really read what they wrote. Do u think they are fools. They are plainly saying, the government admitted back MEND, MASSOB, and Niger delta members who threatened Nigeria in the past so that same government should have no scruple to a give amnesty to to Boko haram. After all it is business as usual in Nigeria. I knew it would come to this. Funny thing is that the government would give them amnesty and put them on salary containing hundreds of millions just like they did for the rest. Nothing would be done to them against all the lives they wasted. Anoda funny thing is, once this one is done anoda silly group will surface and do the same thing and business will continue as usual. It happens only in Nigeria..

in ur dreams

wit u being their chief

pls i don here.........(just walks away)

pls go and tell them we refuse to cease fire ooo. No be them want fight or have u not seen the thread https://www.nairaland.com/1176378/al-qaeda-allies-plot-attacks-nigeria. We will keep fighting them