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peckhamboi: Buhari/Fashola

Mark my words.

dat nightrmares is reserved 4 only u

Civory: I will prefer to c a buhari/tinubu ticket

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

we will see. till he emerges or don't then we will comment

as long as it curtails thievery and excesses of PDP, but then I fear this merger will only be an agenda for some frivolous persons under Tinubu's ACN and some others to pursue their individual agenda.

justaqad: Asalam Alaykum.

Islam is a religion not just to he Arabs but to the whole world,Simply by saying 'there is no god apart from God.

شَهِدَ اللّهُ أَنَّهُ لاَ إِلَهَ إِلاَّ هُوَ وَالْمَلاَئِكَةُ وَأُوْلُواْ الْعِلْمِ قَآئِمَاً بِالْقِسْطِ لاَ إِلَهَ إِلاَّ هُوَ الْعَزِيزُ الْحَكِيمُ

God bears witness that there is no other god besides Him, and so do the angels and those who possess knowledge."(Verse 3:18)

there is a trend among Muslims which i find not just disturbing but wrong.muslims are submitters to the will of Allah not to the will of Arabs.
we are loosing our identity to the Arabs.the essence of naming is for Identity.when i hear the name Chidi,i know he is Igbo by tribe.but it would be difficult to tell whether Gafar that resides in Oshodi is yoruba,igbo,hausa or Arab.
i fear we are loosing our cultural heritage to the Arabs.i beg to differ there is no such thing as Islamic name.i am not saying Arabic names are bad,but we ought not loose our identity.
i grew up with an Arabic name as my first name,whenever i say my first name,people start asking are you Hausa?it will take me me some seconds to introduce my self.i have since adopted my tribal name as my first,arabic second.
i am proud of my race,i am proud to be called Yoruba.i am not loosing it,not for anything.

Masalam

leave tem let them talk

do tell how to enroll

I find it sad that out of 60 mil children not in schools in the world 10 mil Nigerian children don't go to schools.
What do u guys think.
http://www.arise.tv/latest/gordon-brown-discusses-his-new-role-with-jeff-koinange-1094

if u like that one then u will like this one better


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Boyfriends sometimes stay out too late with the guys. Husbands know they better beat the sun in the morning.

Boyfriends love you in “those sexy heels”. Husbands love you in anything.

Boyfriends seek important advice from their friends. Husbands seek advice from their wives.

Boyfriends remember your birthday. Husbands remember that time something you said changed their life.

Boyfriends sometimes bend the rules. Husbands want to work with you to set them.

INSTALLING HUSBAND !

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Tunbolity: The senator representing Ekiti Central under the platform of Action Congress of Nigeria,Babafemi Ojudu at the National Assembly has criticised the frivolous proposal for the building of first lady's office.The senator expressed his displeasure over this matter at the floor of the parliament recently said;
'I'm worried that we can be voting #4 billion for the construction of the said first ladies mission building in a nation where millions of youths are roaming the streets without jobs,and infrastructure decaying.I hope this doesn't get to the public,otherwise all of us in this chamber would be castigated'.He further maintained that;
''The office of the First Lady is in the president's bedroom.The office is not known to the law.Nigerians would be angrier with us if we appropriate the money.Already,on social media,Nigerians are cursing us,calling us thieves and all sorts of negative names.That shows the way our people feel about the leadership of this country''. He said further;
''Recently,the Federal Government released only #1 billion each to some universities that are expected to train our youths who are the future leaders of this country,but now a whole sum of #4 billion is proposed for the construction of First Ladies Mission Office which is of no developmental value to the nation.#4 billion?It appears we have lost sense of money''.

word,word,word,word,word,word,word,word,word,word,......................
can u beat that,......abeg give this man one small stout.

confusion247: Laughing in india. Don't be scared. Too bad that you've not heard about the amalgamation clause and what it stands for. Guy just get prepared to face reality because the so called one Nigeria is not working and can never work.

I know the amalgamation clause and have debated it with many learned lawyers. Look, what u don't kow is that that clause is subject to interpretation. The problem there is who or which people are interpreting it and in what direction. I don't pity GEJ cos he will still be in power when that time comes but if its about the country splitting, ma guy read my lips " that...will....not...happen". What u 4get is that the clause was done by the british under duress. One british judge I asked once, asked me back a question and it was "is the clause what is keeping Nigeria together" and I said no, that I didn't think so. He said, he an his collegues also didn't think so. So it follows that, if Nigeria hasn't disintergrated by now with or without the clause, what would make them disintergrate after the clause has expired. Don't forget the house of rep and senate are the law makers and when the time comes, they only have to move a motion to continue the facade Nigeria and ur say won't matter. So top decisiving urself, cos u don't have a say in the matter.

Orikinla: [size=18pt]THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK![/size]

bros agree with u, they are not just sick but sheer mad. Let me see who will come and disturb me in my house about tax on one of my things. None-entities

confusion247: The earlier you get prepared for it the better for you.

Ma guy, the country is splitting nothing. There is nothing to get prepared about. Come 2015 u will see for urself.

confusion247: Don't worry, by 1915 Nigeria will be history. This One Nigeria project is not working.

Nigeria is not splitting anything..

ollyboy009: Stop being ignorant my friend,which of the GEJ project comes out workable? Are you aware that the power generation of 4500MW on which some nigerians are applauding him has been droped to the original 3700MW it was before? Or you wana tell me that his operation GSM distribution to the farmer which he anticipated to boost agricultural production can be said to be workeable? Who are you to tell by the way if the canble car wont work in lagos,i believe you will be more stupid than fashola coz he still remains an action taker why you remain an action critisizer.

When u have finishing blowing air thru ur ass and not ur nostrils tell us on NL so that we can educate u. I appreciate ur being a fashola sympathizer but don't support what us wrong cos that is what has kept Nigeria rotten till now. When learned people, decide to hold their mouth and not talk things spoil. Fashola has not fully taken care of road transport, so what is he doing with cable car which is far more complicated than road. Please atleast, since u think u know explain that to us..
GEJ dropping the proposed of power generation of 4500MW to 3700MW I am aware of neither will i try to explain it, though I have read of the problems they faced and are still facing. As much as u want to call must of us action critisizers call urself also the same thing cos u are here criticizing GEJ when u have not done anything to help their efforts and to build the economy of Nigeria. Atleast, some of us know where we can help and have and are still making efforts to be useful in those areas.

chiover: Are u kidding me?? Well if the lagos state govt can handle such project then democracy is indeed sweet. But brox let this not be a vision 50:50 scheme o. Anyway I salute the govt for thinking in a right way

but u have said it all "are u kidding me". Its all talk and no action. Can u believe these people, cable cars to replace okada,....OMG. These people are yet to top their stupidity with more stupidity. I am patiently waiting to see this wonder happen. We all know lagos is situated mostly on flat land. That is where they want to built cable cars. If states like calabar build them lagos will build them. Pls someone ask them where these cable cars will be situated, how much of them will be bult. Where their stop terminals will be. Who will maintain these cars? Fashola is obviously more clueless thsn GEJ. Atleast GEJ's projects have started showing signs of its being workable, but fasholar is just a dreamer who dreams dreams that may not be workable.

Sealeddeal: Abati is right on point. The set of satanic people parading themselves,using criticism of good administrator, as good nigerians are mostly those animals who mismanaged nigeria when they had the opportunity to lead and are now apparently hounding the govt thats bent of cleaning their mess.i think alot of yesterday men actually like to see nigeria destroyed.

True but he watched his words by playing safe all true his speech like the snake he is. With these people u attack bluntly and not play safe.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^On the bolded: not so fast mate.....if your reps in the senate and house of reps have anything to say about it, they could easily pass a motion overuling that amalgamation clause, saying that since they're the 'representatives' of Nigerians, they are well within their rights to do so; and the corruption, ethnicity, nepotism and murders of innocents that have been the hallmark of this country from the 50s to date can continue apace. [/quote]u know I keep telling people to forget that amalgamation clause but they don't listen. The clause is just anoda word on paper..

bestman09: Is it now Ihejirika's turn?
There is this piece circulating online on army promotions under General Ihejirika. The author, apparently sponsored by faceless failures, alleged that Ihejirika was promoting his Igbo brothers over Northerners to achieve an "Igbo agenda".

Here is what I know. BY John Okiyi Kalu


Unlike other past Army Chiefs, Ihejirika insisted on competence and merit as a basis for promotion to very senior positions in the Nigerian Army. To give teeth to that policy and engender competence and professionalism, he invited an external body to administer promotion examination for those within the relevant cadres.

If Igbo or Yoruba man passed that exam and the author's sponsors fail to make it, should we promote the olodos and sacrifice competence and professionalism? All the while "federal character" and "we we" were used as basis to promote all manner of misfits in the army, how did Nigeria benefit? Apart from coup plotting induced pot bellies and class looting of the nation, what did we gain from past promotions?

Let the author of that vile piece summon the courage to publish all promotions made in the Army from 1979 to date. It will help the whole world see why everything is wrong with Nigeria. Don't forget that even out of power, militicians replaced themselves with their civilian minions made up of slightly more incompetent people at all levels. Even then they still find themselves retiring and contesting elections to continue the suffocation of Nigeria to death. To them, merit is haram.

For Christ sake people should also stop insulting our sensibilities by flaunting fake population figures in public discussions. We are not in the dark ages and anyone who cares to know the truth about Nigeria's population should simply go to google earth and see how many buildings are there from Abuja to Sokoto. Even the British have long accepted complicity in this census fraud. I challenge any living Nigerian to swear that those figures we bandy about as census figures truly represent Nigeria's population distribution. If you lie let your story be Nigeria's story. Great potentials but negative growth for 52 years.

Let it be known that any system that is based on merit will favor the Igbo man and competence driven Nigerians, naturally. If the rest of the country is not ready for merit based progress let them reconsider keeping Igbos in Nigeria. It is wrong to force them to remain in Nigeria while living in mortal fear of them. Like I've said severally, a key reason Nigeria is not moving forward remains her fear of the Igbo man. That mind set have led to a situation where every single national system must have a viral program that says "keep Igbos down". A country committed to keeping one section down will remain down to keep that section down. It is better to seat down and tell them to go and form their own country so that those who choose to remain will progress (or retrogress) without Igbophobia.

Even our national football team is now a victim of this "I love, I no love" attitude towards Igbos. One so called activist recently posted thrash on how the match allowance paid to the national ogbono team mean enriching the Igbo nation. The emergency activist forgot that the glorious USA 94 team was also an "Igbo team". With the exception of Yekini and 2 others,, the rest of those who made up the first team were of Igbo Origin. I can tell anyone without fear of contradiction that the team excelled because Westerhoff made his team selection based on merit. All the coaches after him were forced to operate under the "national agenda".

Not long ago, we saw similar propaganda being circulated against the former head of immigration. She was sacked two weeks ago. It was also deployed against Barth Nnaji and he lost out. Such propaganda is hardly deployed against the locust and cankerworm of the Nigerian nation. They can steal N37b police pension money and get 2 years with option of N750k fine. Billions of new naira notes can disappear at CBN and nobody will talk about the CBN governor but EFCC will look for Soludo over N750m contract awarded by Obasanjo.

Sincerely, if Nigeria is not ready for merit based growth and development, let's sit down and talk. Lord Luggard's 100 years expires next year, 2014. If because of hypocrisy we cannot shake hands and say "you are still my brother no matter your new republic" let us agree a regional government where each region pursues the type of development suited to it. While some might choose the Sharia model, others will be free to pursue Awolowo style development socialism or apply the American Capitalist model based on merit and competence. If one region is making progress others will copy or at least visit that region to borrow wisdom. Who knows, after AD 2140, our great grand children might decide to come together and propagate and pursue merit as a basis for reward, promotion and appointments..

God forbid that my children will belong to a country where merit and competence are punished.


This post was posted to my FACEBOOK page and i agree absolutely with the author!

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chukwudi44: The national assembly has no say in the affairs of the military!!!

hahaha that is where you are wrong. the national assembly makes the rules for all tier of government as well as all governbment institutions. If Nigeria is to run this particular expensive system of government then allow national assembly to do their jobs.

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Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
'Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me

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If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
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If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

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Don't be mad once you see that he want it
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If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
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If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
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[quote author=Raggedy_Ann]Why should they be compensated by the Government? They are radicals fighting for a course they believe in (no matter how deluded that might seem), but if that's the case, there are always sacrifices to be made. The country didn't sanction their activities. The issue of compensation is mighty far-fetched and only in Nigeria would it even be contemplated.

If there's talk of compensation, it has to go to the families of citizens our Govt failed to protect from these criminals.

We set a tragic precedence by compensating the niger-delta millitants, but even at that the situation with BH is much more severe. This cease fire thing together with the demand for 26b is highly suspect. And it would be the joke of the century if the govt gave them the time to regroup while funding their next attacks.

Stop rewarding crime! Stop making it lucrative! It`s like feeding a monster that keeps getting bigger and bigger....you can't win. Starve him and maybe you'll have a chance.[/quote]don't deceive urself. It has always being all about the money..

234GT: The police pension thief stole 27 billion. FG should just collect the money from the thief and give 26 billion to BH. If the stolen 27 billion goes back to FG, it will end up being stolen again. The only issue is that if BH gets the demand, another militant group would spring up and demand for 50 billion after wasting innocent lives.

are u well at all. How can u give boko rubbish 26 billion. Who says they won't re-invest this money and import foreigners to carry out terrorist attacks. U don't negotiate with terrorists. The sooner the people at the top realize this the better. These people have killed Nigerians especially those from the south indiscriminately. They have burnt churches, and kiled inoocent people, students e.t.c and u come here to say give them 26 billion,...what!!!! Sometimes, I really don't believe Nigerians. Are u people well at all, do u people just forget so easily. what the hell, let them call cease fire for all we care. They are terrorists and should be treated like that. Look, this is Nigeria and people are watching. This is nigeria and people see these things. Once these people have been compensated anoda group will rise up and start killing people again and later ask to be compensated just like a viscious circle. Nigerians think..........

Here we go again...........
Same old shit dog, just a different day
Here we go again...........
You know how niggas do when we play how we play
IT IS NOT A 4KING GAME!
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
If it's Bleep Jona nigga, then OBJ u know it's Bleep u

till i see in in the papers, i no believe

am sure the person that invented it will be laughing in the background like one mad scientist. Ha ha ha ha, i have done it, it lives...

wonderful and nice developement, at least now the looters of our treasury can now have a reason to bank with first bank..

helsinkiman: http://www.punchng.com/news/ecowas-seeks-visa-free-regime-with-eu/

This means that west africans wont require visa to travel to the EU. Whats your opinion on this. For me its a welcome development if agreed upon.

it won't happen...

look at the kettle calling the pot black. A man as clueless as fashola whose only developement in Lagos is plating trees is acussing GEJ of being clueless. Who then has the clue to make Nigeria work, is it himself. Even if he was the last man to rule Nigeria, I won't vote fashola.

these americans are really not well...

confusion247: The amount involved is too small, they will be convicted, jailed for 5 years or with an option of fine in the sum of 20 million naira.

did u say 20 mil or did u mean 1 mil. Did u not see what recently happened in Abuja with the guy who stole billions from police pension.