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So after kayamo threatened to sue their irresponsible asses, they decided a day in court against lawan was better than having their asses dragged to court for not prosecuting him. If this is the only way to get justice in Nigeria, then big thank you to kayamo.

Who are they deceiving. Do we look like children. Besides what do we care, if he is or is not. Pls he should return to Nigeria and govern his state.

Pls what airline is that. Are they scared to tell us which airline it is.

But Oga we are saying that PHCN should be able to supply Nigerians 24 hrs light by the next quarter of this year and u are here advertising generator. Are u a member of the cabal Okonjo iwuala and GEJ told us about. What is ur mission here?

so does everyone

na wah oo. r naija girls so undecisive like this..

(clears throat) em, ur gf matters right now. So don't allow this misunderstanding last more than a few mins. Since she is on the bench crying she obviously doesn't want to leave. She slapped u cos she was jealous. The ball is in ur court. But pls come back and tell us how the make up sex was (laughs). That part is normally the bum.

propaganda machine at its best

hahaha once buhari takes the stand to contest, it will be thier failure. I know he won't be wise enough to see this coming but looks like its all good. Anyway, since its already sounds like this I believe they've just given GEJ the winnings. SO its time to just say Congrats to GEJ for winning 2015..

Ikengawo: agree with him 100%
all of these people trying to be leaders aren't 1/4 as commendable as the people they're trying to lead. the pursuit of power is for those that don't deserve it. igbos don't need a 'leader' and we're wasting resources and time 'looking' for one because it's another way to crown politicians and looters

agreed

Joagbaje: The driver should be commended by you all for taking daring steps to preach in a very odd way. I like his gut . I may not agree with the content of his message . He should preach Jesus and not condemnation. The question you should rather ask yourself is . "When will I fulfill the great commission"?. The driver is fulfilling his own commission the way he think best,

Philippians 1:18
. . .notwithstanding, every way, whether in pretence, or in truth, Christ is preached; and I therein do rejoice, yea, and will rejoice.

it is till he kills people while driving that u will know the driver is fulfiling nothing

Afam4eva: The land is owned by the landlord and he should be responsible for paying the land use charge.

lol are u not using the land with him. u have to pay ur own charge..

Lord Naya: @Asha go to the sites and see massive construction going on

na wah 4 u people and propaganda. I was at these sites and saw just foundations which have been like that am told for the last 18 month, no improvement no changes. So what other sites are u talking about, this man..

na wah, every group, every persons, every Tom, Dicke and Harry want to disintergrate Nigeria. Nigeria u have a problem oooh. But let me ask this, which group, or people want to unite Nigeria

u said u love ur wife very much so that settles it. But since u won't be able to rest till u know the truth then do the test. Do the test, while letting ur wife know ur doing the test is not that u don't trust her but that u just have to have confirmation. If the child is urs after the test, then fine. If the child is not urs after the test is done, remember u love the woman. Then u guys would have to have a heart to heart converstaion and u see if u could find it in ur hear to allow and forget the situation.

Orikinla: My name is Mercy and I am 26 years old and I live in Akure.
I was once dating two guys and they both knew I was a virgin. But I lost my virginity to the one I thought I would marry. I had to leave him when I discovered he already had a wife and kid.
I am left with the other guy now and we are going to get married on the 19th of this month with the belief that I am still a virgin. Please, tell me anything I can use to make me look like a virgin on that day's night.
Please, I don't want to look like a fool that day and I don't want him to feel that I have been deceiving him all along. Please help.

*****
The above is a true confession from LOVE & LIFE on Page 18 of The Guardian, Saturday January 26, 2013.

To the boldly written text. But u have been deceiving him all along and u are a fool and I pity ur boyfriend for having the misfortune to be with u. U said u dated 2 different men at the sametime, and opened ur thighs and ass for the married one cos he promised u heaven and earth. Now u want us to advice u on how to be a virgin that u are not. Thinking more about it, I am sure u didn't sleep with the married one just once. U must have done so over and over cos u thought it was ur insurance to marry him. So u decided to decieve one man so u can get the other one and now u have to fall back on the guy u have been deceiving. Let me tell u one thing. I hope ur bf finds out what kind of girl u are. Atleast after he finds out he can decide what he wants to do with u. U will get no advice from me or any one on NL....biatch

why would the breast of a married woman who just gave birth be dry. What is her husband doing there,...she should suck the thing na. Eh! if his baby can't suck hard enough to get the milk out then the husband should help the baby,..shikena! Or is that no sooo?

ojubi: @ Beautiful Onyi, your post just summerised your wrong personality, arrogance, and ignorance. You claime it takes only 3 years to be a nurse, you lied. It takes another 2 years after general nursing to specialise, that is second qualification. Then it takes another 4 years to have a degree, do the maths let see between a doc and a Nurse who spend more years studying. You also claim a child and an untrain person can practice nursing, that is the hight of ignorance.
Finally you exornorated foreign nurses from your insult. That tells me how ignorant you are, because you should know that the west african nursing corriculum is copied directly from the united kingdom.

I have done the maths and I know u are wrong so would ask you directly, How long do u think it take Nigerian Doctors to specialize and how does spending years in nursing compare with how much time doctors have to spend in school. We all know nurses spend lesser time than doctors so what are u getting at?

Prettychyna: @ Nuoriah, So you still believe in this your know it all philosophy? SMH4U!talking about incompetence,what do you have to say about a doctor that prescribed IV chloroquine for a patient?or one that prescribed ampiclox 4g qds for a minor infection? Or a HO that said you use izal to treat diabetic foot?what do you have to say about the bunch of incompetent doctors killing patients because they don't want to believe that they don't know it all or don't wanna listen? ,if not for the protocol and law guiding the health care,you will bear with me that most of the nurses and doctors work will overlap.As if we didn't enter the same class with med students for anat,physio,biochem,pharmac. ,we monitor the patient and that is what we write in our nursing process and you work based on the information we give you,well unless you also don't listen to the nurses which is quite unfortunate. My dear,we are also there to catch your mistakes which a good doctor always appreciates The nurse also prevents the incompetent doctors from accidentally killing patients that is why we spend 5years in the university to learn all we know unlike you that spend just 6years learning the work of a doctor,nurse,lab scientist,pharmacist,radiographer,physiotherapist,nutritionist and recently I heard you will start learning traditional medicine(you mentioned earlier you know all that)! So hilarious!!real jack of all trade master of none . If you are a doctor my dear ,stick to that and stop trying to outdo others in their field. As for passing the MBBS, I have seen what they do in school in the name of writing professional exam! Its so painful when our so called medical students sort their way through, this is an exam where the brilliant ones fail while the dunces with little cash cross over. Its only in 9ja that this argument happens

sorry but u can't base ur arguement on the mistakes of a House Officer (HO). I was one of those HOs who agreed very early in housejob that I didn't know anything and begged the nurses to teach me and they did. Though it took me about 3 months b4 I realized and many mistake along the line while the nurse had a field day laughing at me and smirking all along the way. Anyway, after I learnt, I gained my respect back cos the matrons always came to get me from my other posting to teach new HOs they wanted to help but where finding it difficult.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Look wetin one girl talk about guys...... Na wa!

guys make
una read n meditate on this too... i know its hurts
but its the truth
The joy of very man is to get
married to the girl of his dreams,
he is looking for his
missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of
his youth, mother of his unborn
children,blab la bla.
He is looking for that one-in-a-
millio n girl who will be virtuous,
obedient, neat, pretty,
exposed,religious, and well
brought up.
But the problem is; how many
men can boast of half of these
qualities they so much desire in
women? You want a good wife
but you are a potential bad
husband.
Your woman must not even say hi
to a man but you have numerous
babes. You are in a
hurry to beat King Solomon’s
record of 300 wives and 700
concubines but your wife
must not receive even one call
from another man except you.
Hmmm One chance na aim
be your case. You do not have a
job or a trade or even a skill but
you want to toast the classiest
babes in town and you can’t
understand why they are turning
you down since you are the finest
boy in town. Meaning; na fine
dem go
chop?
If dem ask you which job you deƔ
do, you go say you be footballer,
but you still deƔ
football academy at the age of 34
and Messi is your role model. You
no go go learn
carpentry? Abi you enter once
chance?
Small time you go say you be
artiste, but you no fit play even a
single instrument only to dey
shout yea yea uhorn uhorn dj give
me track 2, no no give me track
4… U̶̲̥̅ no go go develop
yourself?
Your fiancée’s mother chased you
out of the house,why not? When
you are still dressing like Wizkid at
the age of 35. You
complain she dresses anyhow
when your own jeans is skin tight
and only covers half of
your bum bum exposing your
dirty boxers and you call it swag.
Why will she agree to kiss
you when your mouth always
smells of cigarette and cheap
booze like ogogoro, goskolo,
aloma, and all those other
chemical concoctions sold cheaply
in dark corners.
Today you want yellow girl,
tomorrow you want chocolate,
then you want tall, dark, fair,
lepa,orobo, you can’t seem to
make up your mind.
You have been dating a girl for 8
years and you still have the guts
to tell her you are not sure if she
is one for you. After 8 years? Why
are you
wasting her time? Look if you
don’t want to propose to her
abeg give chance make
another serious bobo enter her
life, abi you want make she reach
menopause before you
propose?
You keep looking for Miss Right
but are you taking steps to make
yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for
men to say ladies are
materialistic, or they love money,
or they are
money conscious, but put yourself
in their
fathers’ shoes; will you allow your
daughter marry a jobless loafer?
Instead of sitting
down in one place and regretting
how one rich guy stole your
woman away with his money get
up and hustle. Ladies don’t look
for handsome men, they look for
men with handsome pockets and
bright
future. Guy get up and try getting
rich, legitimately. You keep
smoking, drinking,
womanizing, clubbing, and
keeping late nights and you keep
telling her you will
change when you both get
married.
Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it
now before your very eyes, he will
do I̶̲̥̅̊t even more when you marry
him.
After disvirgining 10 girls in your
lifetime, you are still looking for a
virgin to marry.
Who dash monkey banana? You
must reap what you sow. You no
wan marry but you are
a member of Professional
Association of Men
in Suit. How that babe go agree to
marry you when you still ƌƐƔ live
for your papa house,
still dey chop your mama food, still
dey beg your sister for transport
money, and still dey beg your
friends to transfer N50 to your
phone so that you can give her
missed call. 24 hours a day you
are on facebook or twitter or 2go
while your fellow men are
hustling and you still think the
babes will answer you when
you call?
You will spend 90 minutes
watching football match
played in faraway Europe by men
half your age and spend the next
2hours shouting up
blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners
for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid,
You shall not walk alone.
You were supposed to have spent
those valuable hours hustling
instead of just
spending your coins to watch
other people hustling. Remember
time waits for nobody.
For those bad boys wey wan
marry good girls, una don enter
one chance,because the good
girls are also looking for good
guys with a bright future and
solid prospect to marry.
You’d better buckle up now guys
if you want to marry the lady of
your wildest dreams or else you
will just end up marrying an old
lady who is ready to marry just
any rog and even sponsor
wedding and buy your suit and
shoes, and of course your rights
will be
limited in that arranges marriage.
To whom it may concern.

LOLA[/quote]one of those things

these people are really nasty. I flew thru that airport some days ago amd their are lots of places still not completed. The airport has only one landing strip. Look people, half news is no news

he is human and was just a little nervous at the beginning of the interview but latter stood his ground when Amanpour mentioned power.....

Prettychyna: What the doctors have failed to understand is that nursing and medicine are totally different profession with different bodies governing them, so I don't see the reason why a profession will want to head another profession?my dear,in medical profession for example you have your hierarchy-from house officer to junior reg to senior reg to consultant. I don't see anywhere where the nurse is mentioned.same with nurses,from NO 11 to NO 1 to PNO to CNO down to nursing manager,I don't see anywhere where a doctor is mentioned. So you see what I mean by two parallel lines that can never meet. So stop comparing our work because we do differnt things entirely. The earlier they stop feeding you lies in medical school,the better for the entire healthcare system.I wonder if a lawyer will ever leave his profession to start heading accountants.you have not removed the speck in your eyes and you are trying to remove log of wood from another person's. Bunch of incompetents!

if u went to medical school, u will see that no one feeds anyone lies. its just an atitude that developes cos this nurses/doctor war/misunderstanding has always been there for as far as I can remember. I have heard nurses make certain comments about doctros and vice versa and it will not stop. Its a viscous circle.

adeaugustus: Nurse:
I respect them a lot, they're always at the fore front with the patients. If a nurse is not too good at what she does, then the Doctor on call should be ready to have a messed up time.
On the other hand, if you meet the cruel ones, you'll not like their profession. Nurses in my school health centre don't bloody care if you're dying, because they won't attend to you until they're done with their food or some other silly things. While I see this as something very bad and unethical, I wouldn't blame them too much because most of the patients they attend too don't really appreciate their service, the government is not appreciating them too (In terms of wages).

Doctors:
I don't know why most of those guys think they are the one in charge, actually they're not, earlier on this thread i read somebody's comment about the doctor doing the brain work, (that comment breaks my heart). Doctors are not adding any value to the medical profession (at least the ones that are not into research). A very good nurse can always kick any doctor's azz any day any time, A physician assistant will function as a doctor on any given occasion.
I don't like it when they receive the glory that is supposed to be shared by all health professionals!
The above comment about doctors doesn't mean i don't respect them, I do respect them alot, because without their help, all medical research and findings wouldn't get to the reach of our people. But what I demand from them is that they should acknowledge those that are helping them to have a successful day at work.

From what i observed, this attitude is peculiar to Nigeria doctors alone, as I was opportuned to read Dr. Ben Carson's book "Think Big" He actually appreciate everybody's effort in the successful separation of the sesamese twins, from the surgical nurse even to his secretary.

Pharmacists are doing a great deal of work too......
Public Health Officers.
Medical Laboratory Scientist.
Biochemist.
Physiologist.
Anatomist.
Therapists.
E.t.c.

I would have liked to keep my opinion to myself and had almost achieved that till I saw your post and decided to comment on the sentences written out in bold letters.
Nurses are a wonderful addition to the medical proffesion and doctors can't do without them. U are right to say that If a nurse is not too good at what she does, then the Doctor on call should be ready to have a messed up time. I can only say it happened to me. But then the nurses that dealt with me where very good in their profession but just wanted to show a someone pepper and I saw it,.....for 3 months. The funny thing was that these nurse kept telling their colleagues who replaced them in their shifts and I had a swell time in that posting and hating it all the way. When I finally realized I had to practically come begging with wine and cakes and chocolates just so they can let me of the hook and it worked like magic. My advice to young doctors is simple. Once you get to a new department pally or befriend all the matrons and head nurses, they will teach u, they will save ur life.
Ur other statement I don't know why most of those guys think they are the one in charge, actually they're not, earlier on this thread i read somebody's comment about the doctor doing the brain work, (that comment breaks my heart). Doctors are not adding any value to the medical profession (at least the ones that are not into research). U said this cos u don't know any better. In as much as I respect all the health professions but doctors are in charge, plain and simple and u can't take that away from them. All the health professions u mentioned still have qualified doctors working in them. Besides, no hospital can fully function without a doctor just like non can function without nurses, pharmacists e.t.c
The health profession is intertwined and is dependent on the others so no one person can take the glory for a job well done.

AVWENAGHA: go ahead,am listening what happen?

its not a tale for the faint hearted..

[quote author=oko-omoge]I am not a dr nor a nurse, but I have loads of doctor friends male and female here in Perth Australia.

From what I have seen here in Perth, I will say nurses are the life wire of an hospital. Fine Dr diagnosis the patients but for an in patient, the recovery of such patients lies solely with the nurse not the doctors.

If you must know there are clinical nurses out there who are as good as medical doctors. Without any bias, I will say doctors are trained to be arrogant right from medical school, I will not go into that but I know that for sure.

Doctors generally have this mentality that they are super humans , as such they think any other profession is inferior to theirs. I am an engineer, a specialist at that but most of my doctor friend find it so hard to stomach the fact that I can match them dollars for dollars any day.

I am forever grateful to the midwives that delivered my son. The dude that came to give epidural to my wife was so rude, but I took him back to his days of pre-clinicals when he was still learning stuff about lower extremities and Atlas anatomy, the registrar had her mouth open when I took on the so called specialist. Very rude bunch of mofos.

I am so glad I dished medicine for Engineering. I have never regretted that for more than 10 years of hands on experience.[/quote]Well like u said, u r not a doctor so u don't bloody well know how wrong u r...

why must people always attribute love to bf and gf stuffs,...their is no love there. I neva told any lady those words till I really felt it and I only said them to the lady who finally became my wife. But then, I dated like mad before I met my wife and wedded her.

Prettychyna: @dr9ce,why are you complaining about our shift duty? Are you guys not collecting your call allowance? So don't complain cos you are being paid handsomely for it. Some drs resume by 9am and leave by 12, I have seen that happen.you only review the patient briefly but the nurse has to monitor the patient 24hrs, you think that is easy? Try being a nurse for one day! We deal with abusive patients and relatives during our shift and you think that's a childs play. Nursing and medicine are two parallel lines that can never meet.

madam its easier said but not so in practice. I do have alot of things I could have said to some of the points u raised but far be it for me to make such comments here. I will just leave it at that cos I respect the nursing profession more so than some of ur colleagues respect the medical profession but I will always have a phobia for nurses cos of what I went thru at their hand at my first 3 months of housejob..

That kind of woman without scruples will definitely share other women's husbands even after she gets married. She will be the death of any man that marries her.

BEING THE POSITION OF THE NIGERIAN BAR ASSOCIATION (NBA) ON THE PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONAL REVIEW BY THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY

INTRODUCTION
The Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) supports the proposed review of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 by the National Assembly. It is our position that more than anything else Nigeria needs amendment of some important aspects of the Constitution in the interest of democracy consolidation. Nigeria is a federation, no matter how weak our federal practice has become in succeeding years to 1966. Conceptually federations normally evolve over time. Some have gone through major formal constitutional changes, while others have changed significantly despite largely stable constitutions. Factors such as the creation of new constituent units, urbanization, major demographic and economic shifts, new technologies, major global and domestic political developments, and the experience of democracy have been critical in shaping federal experiences. The Written Constitution remains uniquely central to the organization of any federation.

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ok, so when do we graduate from making drones to really using them to fight in places like Mali. When does the governement invest in things like this. What of their navigational systems, their weapons (missiles) and guidance system?
Look, it does not begin and end with making drones, these drones have to be guided to somewhere. But I would say its good work to even make em.