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Idowuogbo: i rebuke it! cus d maga wey pay last week carry better come o! anywways.. i trust my mini bados, dem no fit carry last, cus me don cleanse any spirit of muguism/magadom.

don't worry about carrying last cos u shall surely carry something. That spirit in u will be brought down one of these days by one of our Nigerian brothers...

am sure u are this mad cos u have offered him the forbidden fruit cos he proposed to u.....tsk tsk tsk, well next time u learn 2 hold on to ur pants even after a Nigerian man has proposed to u.

Dr young: Durimg my housemanship, i was assisting a surgeon on heniorraphy which happens to be my first time, so i was feeling on top of the damn world. The surgery was moving on smoothly until we reached the location of the hernia and the surgeon asked me a question concerning a particular nerve she was pointing at,i feigned ignorance of which particular one and told her sorry doctor i don't remember and it so happened that one of the theatre nurses handling the instrument was there watching.
Immediately i said that i do not remember she glanced at the nerve and said " illioinguinal" and i remembered. The surgeon was saying "i asked you to assist because i thought you're a doctor, so are you a doctor?" there are many students both medical and nursing students inside the theatre that i begged to faint but nature wouldn't obliged me. So damn humiliating.
I used to think that we are the centre that nobody know what we knew but since that day, i mellowed down and learnt more, so fulfilling.

Lol we all crossed that road and I have done it back to many of my underlings. It is a viscious circle cos I know they would do it to theirs.

Its cos of these stupid topic that I decided against those areas of medicine..

The day i worked all day starting from 6am, missed my lunch break and was so tired by 3pm but still had a mountain of stuffs to conclude. Was pressed by nature calls so i decided to use the toilet before i pick up a quick sandwich and coffee from the food vending machine. Just walking out of the toilet, I noticed people particularly ladies took interest in something as a walked by but i was too preoccupied that i didnt notice what it was. Some blushed and looked away, others smirked with disgust, some others looked on happily. It was when i crossed my direct boss who was accompanied by some externals that he coughed and i looked on and he coughed even louder. I asked her then what the problem was and she said to me"button ur fly" I was so embarrassed that i felt like fainting.

fem30: Strange, I thot the 2012 account for donations have closed? Oh, I see. It is for 2013. May we never be used to balance demonic accounts in Jesus' name. Amen!
But are the police sure it was the clothes and not the lady in question?Heavy flow during periods do make some ladies dizzy and faint ( I think).

nice questions u raised. I cant say if the girl was having her monthly period or not. Anyway, the policemen men who tried to put me behind the counter before my lawyer intervened assured us that they were investigating the matter. (This my 3 weeks return back home was quite eventful).

Tell ur pasor to talk to ur hand

The pastor can go and jump into a lake..

U are one of those that read ur bible upside down. U are nyashing women legally wedded infront of God and man and u come here to tell us u dont was to commit adultery but fornication. What of the 9th commandment "thou shalt not covert thy neighbours wife".

(yawns) and asks "what are we talking about"

Guys and ladies in the house. A banker a very good friend of mine is currently in police detention. Reason is sketchy if u ask me but he is accused of attempt to commit murder. The story goes like this;
A mutual acquaintance of ours who deals in clothes offered to give us some skimpy wears for our better-halfs. The acquiantance initially offered it to me and i refused cos i would rather buy the sort for wifey that get it free but my guy collected it since he had a new gf.
His gf was said to have slummed to the ground unconcious a few mins after wearing the said clothe and was rushed to the hospital and is yet to regain conciousness. The police arrested my guy for detention but the said acquaintance absconded and is at large. This is a problem cos i almost got myself also thrown behind the counter yesterday at the police station when u went to give my statement (thank God for my lawyer). Pls has anyone had similar situations happened to them. How do we convince the police that he is innocennt.

Have met really flashy girls who are now wives with responsibilities. U know the definition of a good wife differs from person to person. Have also met really bad girls who settled down nicely after marriage. I think it has to do with the person in question, the situation and the if the lady is content or not.

Good ridance to bad rubbish

Thank God for me. This tactis has neva worked on me and will neva work. I used give ladies just 2 wks to make up their mind after which i hit the road if dem no gree. It worked like magic cos i saw dem turning around once i vamos.
Hehehe anyway, that was when i ws still in d market.

but these google earth pix are not current. They look like very old satellite pix

Since u know it makes u insecure then y better learnt the language. A friends wife was so fond of doing this to him just to annoy him cos she knew he didnt know how to speak he language. It stopped after he learnt it. U will see that ur wife will warm up to u in ways u cant imagine after u start speaking her mother tongue.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Find someone else who's less confused and isn't sending mixed signals.[/quote]Gbam

[quote author=tpia@]just learn to take correction and stop rebelling at everything like a spoilt brat, geez.

ti tara e ni won so fun e!



there's nothing to explain![/quote]bullshit...the only time i crossed my legs in church while dosing off. The worden shook me so severely and left me alone after i gave him one wicked up and down "i will kill u look, if u disturb me again" look.

Pity but u dont have proof of anthing, until u get one i refuse to comment...besides is just one man that u talked about so doesnt even qualify for some...

Anoda avenue to loot public funds. Its common knowledge ben bruce used NTA funds to setup silverbird.

Pls let him stay. Before his replacement will start bothering their congregation that bought oritsejafor his private jet for his own piece of the cake an then the'd be forced to buy him his own..this is nigeria remember where all things are possible...

funny but falling in luv can't be qualified cos its an abstract stuff. Someone is either in luv or not...its different 4rm liking someone, lusting or being infatuated...

luvme2: Alex has being my closest friend since our 1st year in the university. Infact, she is more like a sister to me than a friend. We know everything about each other, when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. After school, I got married and my husband doesn't want me to have anything to do with her. He even refused my attending her wedding. NLDs please what do I do as I cannot choose between my husband and my closest friend?

there is rather more to this story that meets the eye and comments would come after u complete the story..

clap 4 urslef and hope u don't have daugthers or sisters,...cos the world is a viscious circle

lillyveezy: u are simply a sadist!How can u be happy @ others misfortune?
I pity ur miserable life.
@op,hope u have alerted fire service?

no we agree in solidarity,...
Solidarity for ever, Solidarity for ever, Solidarity for ever
and..................

pleep: [size=25pt]Who else doesn't get that cartoon up there^^^^^^^^^^?[/size]

i also wondered why the person who pasted the cartoon did so, but u know what,....nothing in NL surprises me any more.

timisnup: A true gentlemen will make the first move and tell you how he feels about what the lady did without hesitating. Instead of rejecting food. Grow up guys.....

Na wah 2 u..

Flyboy Zee: Me, I do it a lot & I've been doing it a long time.

1. Refuses my mom's food for days. Lived off the Mango, cashew, guava, orange & pawpaw trees in our backyard. It worked magic. After the fourth day she called me, we discussed & resolved the issue. My mom no dey send person o, but this time, she really felt it. Each them I'm really upset with her I did it & she never take it for granted. Just with me o & not with the other sibblings.

2. I did it with my guardian's wife back then when she insulted me over food related issues & after about 3 days, she came begging and apologising with the husband and never ever insulted me again until I left their house.

3. Now that I'm married, I've done it like a couple of times. My wife will initially form "NO SENDING", but as soon as she realizes that I'm willing to go on for ever like that, she gets of her high horse & begin to look for a common grounds for us to settle. Mind you, I was properly brought up by my mom, so I cook very well and am also well grounded on the execution of household chores.

For me, its actually like an #occuppy... kinda thing. I'll protest by refusing food until you come to terms that there is a very serious problem to be sorted first. I've also realised that each time I solve problems like this, they never ever repeat themselves again.

Spoken like a true man, brother. We protest silent,..."occupy our spouses"

Ekiti86: ROLF! How stupid could this nigga be. They hacked into his shit and found ut who set up the website lol.

My guy it looks like that blackmailing-streak runs in the family. Or have u forgotten Lawangate with his brother. A family of liar and blackmailers. Funny, if u confront them they would say its just business and no hard feelings..