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Family › Re: Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate) by drnoel(op): 8:16pm On Dec 21, 2011
Its a tough lessen for men to learn,
Romance › Re: He Discovers She's Not A Vi.rgin On His Honeymoon Nite. by drnoel: 7:35pm On Dec 20, 2011
He should go ahead and do his worse. Wont he be the one spending his money. He spent his last card 2 marry a street smart girl who knows 99% of Nigerian men still want 2 marry a virgin, even after sleeping with everything on skirts b4 they married. He will spend now and even borrow 2 divorce her. Why do people still think Virginity is the height of innocence. That virginity thing is just too overrated.
Romance › Re: My Nigerian Women! by drnoel: 7:10pm On Dec 20, 2011
hmm
Romance › Re: Torn Between Two Guys: by drnoel: 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2011
I would have commented but I believe strongly that u've opened ur yash 2 the second guy. That being the case I withhold my comment and say Godspeed,
Romance › Re: He Discovers She's Not A Vi.rgin On His Honeymoon Nite. by drnoel: 8:05pm On Dec 19, 2011
funny story, I happen 2 have friends who operate to replace the hymen. Its just funny the girl didn't know about this procedure or else she would have done it and saved her marriage.
Family › Re: Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate) by drnoel(op): 7:56pm On Dec 19, 2011
I have never raised my hand on any woman and don't think I ever will,
Family › Re: ***urgent Response Needed Fast*** by drnoel: 7:53pm On Dec 19, 2011
Its a little more than that. There is really no need 2 brace urself. What she is trying 2 do is plain 2 see. She is not sure about the other guy and she seem 2 need that assurance 4rm him b4 she boots u. As far as she is concerned, it looks like the other guy is the man. Its where her mind is right now. A woman that wants u, will not keep u waiting. She'l tell u there, believe women are impulsive so she won't want 2 make u wait. This one that u call ur GF, slept with someone and is not even sober. Means she doesn't think u are it anymore. I know u luv but its best u let her go cos she will tear ur heart out of ur chest if u don't. Let her go now and immediately. Don't let her use u as a rebound 4 the other guys she wants, cos that is what she intends 2 do. If the other guy disappoints her, she will come back running 2 u telling u she is sorry. Don't allow her 2 that 2 u or ur family.
Family › Help! He Can't Beat His Wife Anymore (She Learnt Karate) by drnoel(op):
Help! Wifey Is Using Karate 2 Oppress Hubby

Guys I won die with laughter as I hear this story yesterday. From what I could piece 2gether looks like the wifey dey beat her hubby 4 house with Karate.

The story starts when I stepped out on Sunday with some people 2 hang out drinking. An acquaintance of one of the guys I was out drinking with later joins us that day. So we all get talking and chatting. I don't really recall definitely how the topic came-up but then we begin talking about our wives and partners.
[b]So the guy apparently told us his wife of 3 years has learnt 2 use karate 2 beat the hell out of him if he raises his hand on her. I asked him why would u raise your hand on your wife and he asks me how long I have been married. I said just under 1 year and he said I would still learn. [/b]Well I don't think most of us really believed him cos we still found it hard 2 understand a woman beating her hubby up with karate and all. He then showed us the blue and purple bruises on his body and part of his neck. Someone else then asked him, but how come she learnt karate, what lead her 2 learn it. He said she learnt it 4 self defense when she was trying 2 protect herself 4rm her ex boyfriend who was threatening and stalking her. She was really so scared then that she was almost never leaving her house alone but always accompanied by a friend. Infact, that was around when he met her. She was accompanied by some friends 2 a birthday party. They talked and he liked her but she was all closed-up. Anyway, he finally got 2 date her. That was when he found out why she always went out in groups, so to protect her, he enrolled her in2 a karate class till she was a black belt. Now she is using what she learnt on him. He said what is really annoying him is cos he paid 4 the karate class and now she is using it on him.
He is seriously thinking about enrolling in one himself.

Guys what is your take on this guy's situation.  Would you enroll in a karate class urself or allow wifey keep whipping your arse anytime u guys have a major fight.

Family › Re: Pls Save Her Home! by drnoel: 11:35am On Dec 18, 2011
Its silly, he cheated angry angry angry. Its left 4 her 2 take him up or die in silence. For God sake, the man cheated on her angry angry angry, does anyone understand that. The man should be the one begging not her. Its her decision if she wants 2 remain with him if he is not repentant or show him the door till he decides 2 repent.
Politics › Re: Why Are There No Southern Governors Forum? by drnoel: 11:23am On Dec 18, 2011
I am surprised that haram guy posted what he did and no one attacked him huh huh. The north is not free from blame, infact no region is free 4rm blame. What is important is that Nigeria is moved forward,, positively
Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Ask Your Girl Friend, What Time She Has Her Period? by drnoel: 9:40pm On Dec 17, 2011
Did I understand this well, what is wrong in asking ur woman when her period is? If u and ur partner don't discuss it then what do u guys discuss.
Family › Re: Paid To Do It But Fail To Make His Friend's Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts by drnoel: 9:14pm On Dec 17, 2011
na oyinbo madness, na so dem dey do. foolish people
Romance › Re: So Men Gossip Too! by drnoel: 8:06pm On Dec 15, 2011
Yes ooo! Men in general do talk among themselves, I won't call it gossip but they do talk. Though not all of them, few men don't kiss and tell, especially not about ur wifey. I do pity the woman in question, that was rude of her hubby but then who knows if he has tried and she didn't respond. Its good she now knows so she shouldn't feel down or sad but she should now work on him and always try inventing something new.
Family › Re: What Do You Do If Your Relationship With Your Wife Is Like This? by drnoel: 7:42pm On Dec 15, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d
Romance › Re: Arab Men And Black Women by drnoel: 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2011
U be Igbo girl so better shine ya eye. About Arabs marrying black women I don´t know but I know they are racists cos I work with some of them and I had to make them respect me b4 they actually started talking to me (it took most of 2 bleeping years). They really hate blacks so I don´t see how they will marry from there but ur guy may be the exception. Its actually rare though I have heard it happens, which I haven´t seen. Best you don´t wait 2 find out or else you may cry. If you are happy the way you are then goodluck.
Romance › Re: >> by drnoel: 7:32pm On Dec 14, 2011
Guy its suicide, those people no like black Africans. I happen 2 work with some of them and majority of them will kill you first b4 u get in touch wit one of their girls. One of them told a colleague of mine that black Africans are still salves in Egypt, that they should be treated like dogs. The colleague came 2 tell me what she was told and I just laughed. Anyway, its your funeral.
Romance › Re: Help!: Before I Lose Her. by drnoel: 7:15pm On Dec 14, 2011
How many times have you felt like this about another man´s woman. Men surprise me, so cos she fine you won climb. You don begin ring marriage bell but who knows your true intention. Am sure once you climb your interest will drop as fast as it rose. See man, all that glitters is not gold. You should get to know someone b4 picking interest in her, and b4 you start taking about marriage.
Romance › Re: I Told My Pastor Wife That She's Hot by drnoel: 12:13am On Dec 14, 2011
But guy what did u call her [size=8pt]"Pastors Wife"[/size]. I expected her 2 start speaking in tongues or casting the demon of lust that possessed you to make the kind of deduction you did.
Romance › Re: Dating An Only Child. Not Easy by drnoel: 12:05am On Dec 14, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Dating An Enterpreneur by drnoel: 12:04am On Dec 14, 2011
hmm, lets learn 4rm ur wealth of knowledge
Romance › Re: Help My New Gf Is With Familiar Spirit(also Known As Emere) by drnoel: 12:01am On Dec 14, 2011
guy u are in luv, that is why u thing no dey work again,
Romance › Re: My Girl_friend Is A Mamiwater~ Water Spirit! by drnoel: 12:01am On Dec 14, 2011
I heard they can make u supper rich, tell ur gf 2 bring money 4 u na, why are u wasting time
Romance › Re: Spirit Husband! by drnoel: 11:59pm On Dec 13, 2011
Next time u will think twice b4 bringing out ur pole and very hard b4 putting it in2 any hole,
Romance › Re: Between Her Husband, Her Boyfriend And Myself by drnoel: 11:49pm On Dec 13, 2011
Not bad write up, though he started slow but I enjoyed the tale. Keep the pattern up.

For my advice: Guy too bad but u caused ur problem urself. If u need 2 be hard 4 someone 2 understand then be hard. I once hard 2 embarrass a chick that was pestering me 2 date her in front of the whole auditorium. Now this chick na one hot gangster babe, one bad daughter of a good mother wey sabi say she fine and fit get any guy way she want but come make mistake say na ur faithfull in want cos her friends don try me but I no gree cos I had this nice good girl I was dating then that I liked and didn´t want 2 hurt. Anyway, also remember that hell knows no fury than a woman scorned (hope I got the words right), so get ready 2 take-off cos she really is gono be mad.
Also, wetin u dey find 4 married woman yash. Best u stay away 4rm it cos of law of karma.
Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Hammer Her Before Going To Church! by drnoel: 1:07pm On Dec 11, 2011
if u are married to her wetin concern us for ur matter, that one na ur personal right 2 hammer ur woman at anytime even b4 going 2 church. If she is ur girlfriend then guy I only have one thing 2 say "Hell is real"

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