₦airaland Forum

erico2k2:
Guy park well you want to be noticed, ok I have noticed you now foxtrot oscar.na wah people go just wake up dey drink panadol ontop another person headache,D person I respond to don go find him mate you just dey show yourself,abeg U well well , nor B me do you!

Children of today. No home training. If ur parents trained u well u won't come here to insult people. Don't write me again.

erico2k2:
Bross if u call that bragging then yousef follow for the children I swear.make I keep quiet make him think say true true I be cleaner and live in highrise abi? we get name for dat kind person, swegbe!

Boss, suit urself. Its ur life man. What does it matter what he thinks? Na in dey feed u? U get time and u really are a kid. Obviously not my age mate as I thought u were a big boy. I see I was wrong.

erico2k2:
Not at all sir, Im a Uk trained mechanical Engineer with 17 years experience autonomous expertise,I swear with my gran mama U nor get clue of wetin I dey talk a about plus I live in N8 where the cheapest houses cost £600K,as you can see slippers get size, I nor B your mate 4 any level now Foxtrot oscar, go play with ur mates who are cleaners!

Bros all that talk, bragging and chest beating was not necessary. There are children on nairaland, one must not exchange words with them all the time

stephanie11:
The Attorney general of the Federation, Abubakar Malami has said that embattled former petroleum minister, Diezani Allison Madueke will not be permitted to return back to Nigeria to face corruption charges.

The AGF stated that Diezani is currently facing charges of Money laundering in the UK and that it was important for her to face the charges there than to come back as a mere witness to a case here in Nigeria. Madueke had filed a suit to be joined to a corruption case levelled against her associates so that she will be able to testify and defend herself in a Nigerian court.

Speaking to the media on Wednesday, Malami said;

"The truth of the matter is that the government is doing something especially on issues of corruption and litigation in Nigeria and outside the country.

Considering the fact that there is an existing understanding between Nigeria and other countries especially the United Kingdom on the recovery of stolen funds, you cannot say government is not doing anything.

If Nigeria feels strongly that there is need to bring Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke here to face charges of corruption, government will not hesitate to do that.

As things are now, there is no need for that since the UK government is already investigating her and government will not take any decision that will jeopardise what the UK government is doing.

The issue is not about fair hearing now, we are talking about investigation first and it is not within Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke’s power to ask the federal government to bring her to testify in any case in Nigeria."

Some quarters believe that the former petroleum minister is attempting to escape being convicted abroad due to their strict justice system unlike that of Nigeria that has a poor record of incarcerating high profile individuals.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/10/04/no-need-bring-diezani-back-nigeria-agf-malami/

Who is deceiving who? U accuse the woman of stealing billions, yet when she says invite her to come back to Nigeria to answer for her crimes. U say no need. This should tell anyone reading between lines that they don't have anything against her like many people knew

Crocky23:
This is going to be interesting

Don't hold onto ur horses. U won't hear anyone being blamed. Watch and see.

yougos:
Fellow Nairalanders,
Please I need some advice...


My wife is pregnant and the Doctor in the hospital she registered for Ate-natal is a very good friend of mine though my wife didn't know that that's the hospital that my Doctor friend works...When she came back and told me, I was like "Whaaaat"

Am thinking of her going to another hospital...

If you where in my shoe, what will you do



Matured mind please!!!

Been in that shoe before. My case was worse cos the male colleague in question was my bone pal, guy I chased women with, drank with, knew all his girlfriends and funny enof shared some women with too in our younger and stupid days. Let the decision be that of ur wife, be honest and tell her all. Her health and well-being is more important than all those trash.
In my case, my guy saw her and immediately sent her over to a female colleague a normal thing he should have done, an unwritten agreement between me and him. What matters is that all parties understand themselves.

Dauda21:
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30 and sexy... You like?

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More @ http://trendinghelm..com/2017/10/lady-bares-it-all-for-her-30th-birthday.html

What more do u want to see? What does she have on? Nothing but gold paint

laudate:
Kachikwu is no better than Baru. He should stop pretending to be a saint. Both of them should be probed.

Best thing he should do is turn in his resignation. Problem there is that, that's probably what the GMD is hoping he does. Its best that the letter leaked out so Nigerians can see for real what happens behind back door. How Buhari reacts will help make issue clearer. I believe we all don't have any imagination how that will be?

freshvine:
Sorry about your predicaments but the truth is your marriage is the cause of your affliction. It's time to confront your wife but in a lovely manner both of you can find closure. What the spirit husband is doing is to render you useless and finally destroy the marriage so that your wife will be free of you and betrothed to him alone. But before the conversation with your wife, try stay awake most nights to watch over her and the way she sleeps.

Spirit husbands will send different afflictions to you including witches and wizards. Wherever you turn and whatever you do, you'll only attract hatred and jealousy from people and the evil amongst this poll will want to hurt you indirectly or directly.

Most ladies are aware that they're having these challenges hence they tend to be more religious than being spiritual. You'll notice whenever you make love to your wife, something terrible or insignificant as it may be happens thereafter. My bro, you've purchased the goods of the spirits.

How do women attract spirit husband?

Background : Our background says a lot of our individual personalities. If her parents had worshipped some useless gods and did sacrifices to protect her, definitely she'll be possessed with demonic powers warding off eligible men. The demon will come as a spirit being to be having canal knowledge of her from time to time. Majority of our parents did unspeakable things for family protection in the past.

Sex : our young ladies due to material things run after occultic men and money ritualist. Believe me, women are highly needed to make their sacrifices potent. Some requirements are to sleep with unsuspecting women and mostly women are not the targets but a vehicle to their target chain, the other successful men who will ignorantly sleep with them. When once this occultic men have had their time with any female, automatically, a demon is assigned to her to be a talent and destiny collector from her unsuspecting men in her life. Marrying such lady simply means you'll be contributing to the food chain of the original occultic man. Whenever you become too useless, your wife leaves you to another successful man and the cycle continues. Their prey is always beautiful ladies.

You need deliverance for your wife.

If you become stubborn, they'll render you impotent, attack your health.

I keep saying it, Africans especially Nigerians are cursed. Imagine what ur imagination has worth?

Ninethmare:
You said he is your fiance and you guys are planning for marriage
you borrowed him some money to help in revitalising his company.
Now the question is have you asked him how business is moving? he maybe having some problems...
You are all after ur money not knowing that after ur marriage with him the company is also urs
.
.
Now see what you are going to do...
Stop talking about ur money for now and try to know how the business is going.
Build the love again
Focus on your marriage
.
After marriage then you can skin him alive if you want.

Bros na wah for women ooh. I mean are our Nigerian sisters this inconsiderate or is it just the OP.

U are dumb if u believe this

Raymondfayowole:
THE meeting between the Federal Government Negotiation Team and striking non teaching staff in the universities was inconclusive last night but with some agreements reached between the two parties.

Though the Federal Government team led by the Minister of Labour and Employment, Senator Chris Ngige had agreed to the 12 points demand of the three non academic staff unions of universities, the unions declined to sign agreement with Federal Government at the end of the meeting that lasted for about nine hours.
Reading some of the decisions reached at the meeting, Senator Ngige who was flanked by the Minister of State for Labour and Employment, Prof. Stephen Ocheni stated that the Federal Government has approved the payment of N23 billion for Earned Allowances for Academic and Non Academic Staff of Federal Government during the negotiation with various parties.

Recall that the Joint Action Committee comprised of Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities, SSANU, Non Academic Staff Union, NASU, and National Association of Academic Technologists, NAAT, had on Monday, 11th September, 2017, embarked on total and indefinite strike action to press home for the implementation of the 12 demands including the 2009, 2012 and 2017 agreements signed by both parties.

President of JAC of the three unions and President of SSANU, Comrade Samson Ugwoke, at the end of the negotiation, disclosed that the Unions did not sign any Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) or agreement with Federal Government negotiation team because they have to take whatever agreements reached to their various National Executive Council, NEC for ratification.
He said the Unions lacked the power to endorse the document at the venue of the negotiation but would require the approval of various Unions’ NEC and revert back to government on Wednesday, 20th September, 2017.
Ugwoke noted that government’s negotiation team promised that certain amount will be paid to the purse of federal universities for onward disbursement to their members.
While describing the Minister as honest, sincere and willing to ensure that the strike was called off, expressed the readiness of the striking workers to return to their duty posts as soon as all the conditions are met.

Meanwhile, Federal Government through Federal Ministry of Labour and Employment had threatened to invoke Section 43 of the Trade Union Act which stipulate ‘No work no pay’ law, if members of the three non-academic staff unions of Federal Universities fail to resume work immediately.
The Minister explained that the parties agreed that Federal Ministry of Education should probe the alleged multiple accounts of some federal universities, protect whistle blowers and intensify anti-corruption crusade to within the university system.
He added that the parties also reached compromise on the release of revitalization fund for federal Universities in September and October 2017, while Federal Ministry of Education sis to release the certificate for the registration of NUMPENCO within one week of fulfilling all the conditions of registration.

He urged the Wale Babalakin’ Committee to fast track the negotiation process with various Unions within the University system.
According to him, National University Commission, NUC, had been directed to ensure the implementation of the National Industrial Court (NIC) on the Staff Schools within four weeks.

Earlier in his opening remarks before the clossed-door meeting, Senator Ngige, had frowned at the threat notice issued by the Unions for failing to adhere to the Industrial Relations Act.

The meeting which started about 1:30pm was stalled for about two hours due to power outage, but at the verge of postponing the meeting to Friday, electricity was restored at about 6:30pm.
He had told the unions, “You people are in a critical and important sector that is why your salary was removed from the normal salary scheme and a CONTISS was crested for you,” Ngige noted, just as he called for synergy with the present administration.

“As we all know, we have scheduled this meeting for last Monday but for reasons induced by JAC as being beyond your control we have to shift to today, so that you can have the opportunity to come with full team.
“We also want to make apology for the two Ministers of Education, they are not here, they are indisposed and their permanent Secretary is here to represent them with other officials from the ministry.

“This meeting in essence is for us to discuss with you. We got your letter here in the ministry and we make contact with the ministry of education who are your direct employers.
“Even from the letter we saw that the issues raised apart from one or two are the same issues we have been tackling with the Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities (ASUU).
“I have spoken to one of your Secretary General and I said there would be no need going on these because most of the issues in the letter are already been delay with under the negotiations going then with ASUU.

“Issues of Earned Allowances, inadequate infrastructure, shortfall in payment of salaries, registration of NUMPENCO (Nigerian Universities Pension Company) and these matters are already on the table and we have gone very far.
“As a matter of fact, we have started some implementation but sadly enough you took for your strike.
“I want to reiterate what I told the unions, the unions should operate within the ambits of the law. These citizens as enshrined in the constitution, the security and the welfare is the cardinal job of any government. No government will go out and start maltreating her people, so if we have laws is for the big and the small, for the high, mighty and the lowly, it is for everybody.
“Why I am going into this part is because the letter you sent to me say seven days ultimatum, whereas the letter I have, your strike of January says full strike and you started a strike and finished it and stopped, so this one you have given a notice for is a fresh strike and all the conditionalities tendered for a fresh strike should be given to government.
“And to me as the chief Labour officer of the federation, I do not want us to be legalistic again, we are here today, let us look at the issues and we will tell you through the Minister of Education what and the hat we have been able to do since yesterday they were fulfilling the conditionality.

“Some of the issues already raised here are also within your domain for you to fulfill your own side of the bargaining and government will do the needful. For example, the issue of NUMPENCO, I know that we have arranged that, when the appropriate forms are filled and other conditions met, government will deliver within one week and that is one of the agreements that we have with ASUU.”
On his part, the National President of Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, Comrade Ayuba Wabba, who commended the Minister for conveying the conciliatory meeting, noted that trade union disputes should be resolved at the round table through processes of collective bargaining.
Wabba said, “This sector is one that is very critical to our national development and everything must be done possible to try to address those lingering issues which in some cases have become a reoccurring issues and I think proactivity we need to find a way and means around addressing this permanently.

“Importantly we should look at those areas that implementation has become problematic and see how to strengthen the collective bargaining agreement with the whole idea…”
On his part, Comrade Samson Ugwoke, SSANU President noted that union issued a 35 day notice to Federal Government in January, 2017, after which government called for negotiation.
Ugwoke who lamented the plight of thousands of workers employed in the Staff Schools, frowned at the non-implementation of the ruling of the National Industrial Court (NIC) who have been out of job for four years without pay.
He however noted that the leadership of the three Unions were at the conciliatory meeting with open mind.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/fg-threatens-invoke-no-work-no-pay-law-negotiation-ssanu-nasu-naat-inconclusive/

They should write it into a Bill and send to NASS. Foolish people who want to earn money while not working. Infact while they are at it, they should make sure it extends to all government parastatals including the 3 arms of government, let me see if NASS will approve it. Rubbish leadership

Jesusloveyou:
Yes you are right,
Afam4eva should know the different BTW idiotic pigs of Biafra and Igbo's

Speak for urself

maviduchez77:
the Nigerian government is provoking this unarmed civilians.
IPOB IS INDEED FEARLESS. the video says it all

If u believe that then u are dumber than u look

royalamour:
Lol... These people are too obsessed with GEJ.

But why?

u can't beat em when his blessed

dovelike:
Please what is the difference between interbank rate and parallel rate?

Come on can't someone make a joke again? Anyways if u want the question answered, I will answer u.

LocalChamp:
Published September 11, 2017

The Chairman, Senate Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Senator Aliyu Abdullahi, has lamented the constant harassment of the Senate by Nigerians, adding that the upper legislative chamber cannot disclose its salaries and allowances.

Abdullahi said this during a live programme on Channels Television titled, ‘Politics Today.’

The Senate spokesman also refused to state how much the lawmakers earned in salary and allowances.

When asked to say how much he earned, Abdullahi said it was rude of the presenter to ask him how much each senator earned.

Abdulahi said, “You don’t expect me to come out on national television to say this is what I earn. It is not done. I cannot ask you as a journalist how much you earn. It is not done.

“If anybody is interested in how much we are getting paid, you know where to get the information. The documents are available. If Nigerians won’t believe that, is it what I will say that they will believe?”

The Senate spokesman said the figures released by the Chairman, Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption, Prof. Itse Sagay (SAN), were false, adding that the Senate’s budget was not even as high as what Sagay released.

He said Sagay was only trying to cause unnecessary tension between the National Assembly and the Presidency.

When confronted with the figures exclusively obtained by Channels Television which put the salary and allowances of each senator at N14m per month and House of Representatives members as N8m per month, Abdullahi said he could not confirm or deny the figures.

Abdullahi said the cost of democracy was not as high as the cost of not having democracy and Nigerians should look on the bright side.

He added, “This issue has become a recurring decimal. In the last two years people have been discussing this matter and I always ask myself, what do people really want to believe? I think if this subject matter has been discussed for two years and we are still looking at issues wrongly, then I think there is something wrong with us.

“The institutions that are responsible for providing this information are there. A law was promulgated on Top Salary Scale also known as TOPSA and it is based on this scale that everyone who holds one political office or the other gets paid.

“I want to also submit that I presume Prof. Sagay would have been paid based on the provision of this scale. For us in the National Assembly, the question needs to be asked ‘what is the cost of having democracy and what is the cost of not having democracy?’”

Sagay (SAN), had said last week that a Nigerian senator earns N29m per month.

“From the information I have gathered, a Nigerian senator earns about N29m a month and over N3bn a year,” the professor said.

He added, “Basic salary N2,484,245.50; hardship allowance, 1,242, 122.70; constituency allowance N4, 968, 509.00; furniture allowance N7, 452, 736.50; newspaper allowance N1, 242, 122.70.

“Wardrobe allowance N621,061.37; recess allowance N248, 424.55; accommodation 4,968,509.00; utilities N828,081.83; domestic staff N1,863,184.12; entertainment N828,081.83; personal assistant N621,061.37; vehicle maintenance allowance N1,863,184.12; leave allowance N248,424.55; severance gratuity N7, 425,736.50; and motor vehicle allowance N9, 936,982.00.”

http://punchng.com/we-cant-disclose-our-allowances-senate/

Na una cause am. That's why Nigeria can not be better

Mrop:
The currency exchange rates for today, September 11, 2017, powered by zenithbankplc.

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More @ http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/09/the-currency-exchange-rates-for-today.html?m=0

432 is not correct ooh, these abokis buy 402

ITbomb:
I love this guy

Atiku is the solution

In ur dreams sir

GavelSlam:
You wrote that we are in the 4th quarter when indeed we are still in the third.

The stats for the 3rd quarter would only come when you have exited the 3rd quarter, at least even you must know this.

What is it with Nigerians just accepting they made a mistake and move on?

U want to hold onto that. Goodluck with that.
Still doesn't answer my question.

aolawale025:
Someday a government would take corrective measures

Can't wait till then, what is wrong now will be wrong tomorrow

GavelSlam:
How can we be in the 4th quarter right now ?

1st quarter: January - March

2nd quarter: April - June

3rd quarter: July - September

4th quarter: October - December.

Atleast u agree with me that we are way into the 3rd quarter so who is still talking about the 2nd

maximunimpact:
The Nigerian economy has rallied back into growth after suffering contraction for five consecutive quarters. Official results from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) ) has shown that the economy grew at 0.55 per cent in the second quarter (Q2) of 2017, effectively removing Nigeria out of recession.

FINANCIAL WATCH reported earlier Latest survey by Bloomberg which suggest that top Africa’s economy – Nigeria and South Africa who has been battling with dwindling economy may be on her way out of recession. According to the survey, Nigeria’s GDP likely grew 1.6 per cent from a year earlier after contracting for five straight quarters.

The Q2 2017 growth rate of 0.55 per cent (year-on-year) was 2.04 per cent higher than the rate recorded in the corresponding quarter of 2016 (-1.49%) and higher by 1.46 per cent points from rate recorded in the preceding quarter, which was revised to –0.91% from –0.52% due to revisions to crude output for March 2017.

According to the preliminary results for the second quarter of the year, Nigeria’s economic recovery was driven principally by the performance of four main economic activities comprising oil, agriculture, manufacturing and trade.

The results revealed that Oil GDP recovered significantly from -11.63 per cent in Q2 2016 and -15.40 per cent in Q1 2017 to 1.64 per cent in Q2 2017.

But while Oil GDP expanded considerably in the second quarter of 2017, Non-oil GDP only grew at 0.45 per cent, down from 0.72 per cent in the preceding quarter and -0.38 in the corresponding period in 2016.

It also showed that agriculture continued its strong and positive growth, which it had maintained throughout the recession, growing by 3.01 per cent in Q2 2017, from 3.39 per cent in Q1 2017 and 4.53 per cent in Q2 2016.

Manufacturing retained its positive growth for the second consecutive quarter in Q2 2017, growing at 0.64 per cent compared to 1.36 per cent in Q1 2017 and -3.36 per cent in Q2 2016, while trade which has a dominant share of GDP remained negative at -1.62 per cent, but the contraction in the sector decelerated from the -3.08 per cent recorded in Q1 2017.

Furthermore, electricity and gas and financial institutions sectors also recorded strong growths, with electricity and gas growing by 35.5 per cent, compared to -5.04 per cent in Q1 2017 and -10.46 per cent in Q2 2016 and financial institutions growing by 11.78 per cent in Q2 2017, compared to 0.60 per cent in Q1 2017 and -13.24 per cent in Q2 2016.

The results also showed that the industry sector grew positively by 1.45 per cent in Q2 2017, after nine consecutive quarters of negative growth since Q4 2014.

As a percentage of GDP, services retained the giant share of GDP at 53.73 per cent in Q2 2017, down by 1.94 per cent points (55.67 per cent) from the first quarter of 2017 and 54.80 per cent in Q2 2016; industries accounted for 23.31 per cent of GDP, compared to 22.90 recorded in Q1 2017 and 22.65 per cent in Q1 2016; while agriculture accounted for 22.97 per cent of GDP in the quarter under review, compared to 21.43 per cent in Q1 2017 and 22.55 per cent in Q2 2016.

https://www.financialwatchngr.com/2017/09/05/breaking-nigeria-officially-exits-recession-gdp-grew-0-55-q2/

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Seun

Are we supposed to be talking about Q2 when we are already in Q4?

Saliman22:
Please this is someone I want to marry, our marriage is next year July, I suppose to do the marriage this year but her dad and her uncle who is a permanent secretary in deputy governor office in my state said until she's in her final year in school.
Please help me because I love her
But ashamed please

If the story is true then like someone said, she is gone but ur brother is ur brother.
Permanent Secretary and political connections, everyone understands ur pain cos u may loose such connections but do u want to keep that kind of thing in ur house. Call her family and the political connections and table what she did so u are free. Then walk away.

ESDKING:
The love Biafrans have for Kanu is beyond my comprehension.

Only demonic iddiots and basstarddsss are killing and eating themselves up thinking they are hating Kanu, while KANU is busy waxing stronger day by day.

Lol, speak for urself

ibkayee:
Congrats to them but try this at your own peril lool

Majority of Nigerian men aren't mature enough to handle being toasted, they'll call her desperate, easy etc at the first misunderstanding

She's the exception and not the rule

Childish

Nackzy:
See money

35 million is like chicken change for Alliance group

Enjoy ur youth. I always bailed myself out. Was the best way to avoid rubbish.
Worked for me always till one of my younger friends got the whiff of it and decided to embarrass me. We were there for sometime.
Anyway when it was his turn to be under the probe I hit back too.

Cinderella5:
I saw a thread where a lady advocated for allowance for boyfriends, in response, I said a man who collects allowance from a girl is not a real man, and I was attacked by 'men'

When did we get here?
How the mighty has fallen
Our men now want allowance from women
What's the world turning to?
Men pls be like our fathers, don't beg girls for money, it's shameful

Children what do u know?

TPound:
Odyssey's gear discourages me from using it. it gives way easily

The older versions yes may be. I heard similar complaints from Nigerian sources who used it too but never from foreign sources but this complaint I have not yet heard of with the newer versions.
For me I like the odyssey cos of space though its bogus to control on the road. Almost like a lorry lol

TPound:
baba...still the strongest I ever encountered in all vans I've used. I don use previa, sienna,zafira and Sharan. na only sharan level this ride.

After u try Turan and Odyssey, u go come give testimony. Thank me later

elpiro:
More shopping plaza in our nation,whatever happened to more of industries

Catastrophe at its worse. These shopping mall are only here to make money and not develope or train the manufacturering section. If u hear how much shoprite made and remitted back to south Africa last year ur head will explode. Even at how bad the economy is they just declared profit at the end of 3rd quarter, imagine that?
But the biggest hypocrites in all this things are Nigerians and their government. Nigerians love buying foreign products