₦airaland Forum

Christaks:
Senator vote yes for immunity for legislators for spoken words...

"......and for related matters", is what it ended with. I still don't like the bill. Related matters can mean anything e.g while on the floor of the senate if I confess that I looted then I can't be prosecuted.

Jetleeee:
The SW holds 60% of Nigeria’s industrial capacity, about 60% of the country’s banking assets and 67% of its insurance assets

No be me talk am NA INVESTMENT PROMOTION COUNCIL talk am

Revenue generated from two of Nigeria’s most important deep seaports – the Lagos Port Complex (Apapa wharf) and Tin Can Island

I'd wager that Apapa Local Government generates more revenue for the FG than the whole potor region lol

Ondo state is an oil producing state

Revenue generated from Nigeria’s busiest airport (MMIA)

Limestone/Cement exports, Cocoa exports, Tobacco exports which Ogun, Ondo and Oyo produce in large quantity. Cocoa is Nigeria’s largest non oil export

NATIONAL EXPORTS COMMISSION TOP-TEN EXPORTED PRODUCTS, 2013

https://s22.postimg.org/ktsj7mrn5/cocoa.jpg

http://www.nepc.gov.ng/upload/NEPC%20ANNUAL%20REPORT(2013).pdf

South-west is Nigeria's mining Capital and is the largest contributor to her solid minerals revenue

www.businessdayonline.com/ogun-emerges-mining-capital-of-nigeria/

Limestone accounts for 52% of Nigeria's solid mineral exports of which Ogun state is the largest contributor

https://s18.postimg.org/64kakg92x/LIMESTONE.jpg

The SW is the country's industrial capital. The industries in Lagos and Ogun states are paying so much tax to the FG.

State by state royalty payments as at 2013. This definitely must have increased because Dangote has increased production since then.

https://www.thecable.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/NEITI-state.jpg

http://www.neiti.gov.ng/phocadownload/2013-SMA-Report-Simplified.pdf

http://www.neiti.gov.ng/phocadownload/NEITI-SMA-Report-2014-Full-301216.pdf

www.thecable.ng/nigeria-generating-revenue-sand-gold-5-revealations-neitis-reports

Not forgetting this

www.nigerianstat.gov.ng/download/420

You want more?

The tables and data u posted had no place that southwest was written. I mean, I looked at it with glee expecting to be happy that my mom's region had things to rely on but was wholly disappointed. Pls if u have serious data, not his joke u posted please repost as this discussion is currently a fight between my cousins and I and am not so glad they are loosing. I don't like to see them with long faces cos they tend to make me suffer for it later. Please repost ASAP.

nwakibie3:
The agitation for restructuring of the country has suffered a setback as the Nigerian Senate on Wednesday voted to reject a proposal to amend the 1999 Constitution to devolve more powers to the states.

Using electronic voting, 48 of 95 Senators present voted against the proposal, which had been challenged on Tuesday by Adamu Aliero, who argued it should not stand without reviewing the revenue sharing formula to give more money to states.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/238195-breaking-senate-rejects-devolution-powers-states.html

Which senators voted against and from what region are they? These information should be passed on to the public who should hold them responsible.

cyborg123:
It is bad. Internal transmission clutch will wear prematurely. Pistons/valve body may take a hit too. In modern cars, electronic controls ensure you brake completely before you can shift the gear lever to mitigate this.

I agreed with u until u said in mordern cars. Most mechatronic cars I have driven can still be rolled forward on drive without the car completely stopping from a reverse position. Yes its bad but sometimes I can't help myself.

Blue3k:
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/238127-just-senate-considers-35-years-age-qualification-president-32-constitutional-amendments.html

Is the national council of states addressed in the constitution? If so then the senate can alter its members, If not then they are deceiving themselves aa usual

jonaifame22:
This gal thinks she's smart she wanna eat her cake and have it, she doesn't know I got a leaf frm king solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines, the guy refused to be friend zoned by any of the women he met,

This gal came around today and as usual she wore her tight fitting cloth thinking she'll get me to press and touch her and then she'll make demands and leave after I've fulfilled her desires,today I locked up my urge to touch her, she askd for my fone, I told her wth the most husky voice to beat it that I ain't giving her, so she went to my table and took it, I didn't drag the fone wth her, after a while she dropped the fone and went to the glass styling her hair wth brush and comb,initially I'd close in the gap between me and her and make attempt to smooch her which always leads to frustrating er'ctions on my part which leads to nowhere but me going to the toilet to clean my dick frm sp'erm drool of my dick, no thanks to her forming nature.

I can't blame myself she's beautiful,hot and sexy wth an hour glass shape, not to forget that when she moves, her yansh shakes like the eye ball of an albino trying to balance his sight on a paper to read an article, d day I got a full hug frm her which led to a non injurious and non violent collision of my chest and her soft gigantic breasts, I had a new definition of softness cos those breasts are big and soft and round, infact whenever I see her breasts I always consider going into water melon farming and drop barbing cos watermelon is the next best thing that shares resemblance wth those lovely creatures adorning the land mass of her feminine chest, and both breast have sworn to stick to each other always like an handicap leg amputee and his crutches.

She's sweet and she has chop my money very well, even though I've not fvcked her yet even though it's one of my ambitions in life in dis 2017 at least I've smooched her and dat is a testimony on it's own, but lately when I touch her or come close to her she'll refuse to come close to me too jus like drake refuse to come closer to the venue of the video shoot of wizkid's come closer video let alone appearing in the video.
Whenver I near her she'll say I should shift back, that I can go and pregnate her wth the way I've come close to her cos she can sense dat I have a very high agro.
But she will not fail to ask me for things, one guy dat she claims is her ex was passing and she showed him to me and she said they dated for 2 and half years and he deceived her, I didn't want to tell her that I know him and he's my customer, as a matter of fact the guy is even owing me #300 for his hair cut it was initially #1200 cos of accumulated haircut but he has been able to pay and reduce it to #300.


If she can give him a chance why can't I be given, so today I crossed my heart like letter T and I spoke up and told her to go and stop killing me since she can't give me her heart then she should let me be, and she was asking me wat's wrong wth me and why I'm acting like a kid, so I told that I'm acting like a kid cos she has refused to let me show her the adult part of me which is romantic,sexy, loving and caring, she was speechless like that song on michael jackson's tenth album (invincible) released in 2001, she shook her head from left to right, I wish I didn't mean wat I said to her but I meant it, I jus hope she will come back and beg me and stop allowing ogbanje disturb the feelings I have for her, I pray she'll com and beg cos I'm dying already,

Falls out of thread *gidibam*
My son ur problems are too much, that's why u won't see that pants talk less smell the honey. Repackage urself no woman wants a guy she can play around her fingers

NwaAmaikpe:


OP,
She's bored and needs some adventure.
Remember you slacked when you were a corper.
You cant afford to slack again.

There's nothing to lose and trust me there's no better victory than scoring a girl you wrote off as a 'bad-debt'.

She schooled a bit in the UK so she knows marriage is just a word. You live in the UK too so you know sometimes you gotta shag what you gotta shag.

You gotta shag her bro,
Forget her marital status,
Forget her husband,
Forget her twins.
This is a gift, a rare gift that no man should turn down.
Invite her over, spread her legs really wide and drill her hole like you are searching for crude oil.

You never can't tell, she might end up being your missus

U wrote this shit hmm. Hope u believe it. But urself in both shoes and see if u like the outcome. Life is too short and nobody needs such complications. He is in the UK, there are many butter naija girls there that he can choose from.

0b100100111:


Onitsha, Aba, Umuahia

No wonder they don't live long in that part!

Pollution might also be the cause of there flat-heads, yam legs and stunted growth if researched.

Air pollution from what? What factories does umuahia have? Data is wrong.

CaptainFM1:
Foremost, It is a metaphor, not really about water. It means people will seek and hang out with people of the same character, social class, economic status, or educational background "water seeks its own level"

Back to Engineering, water is gradually finding its new level in the wetlands. What we are witnessing is a complete engineering failure. Attempts at displacing the Atlantic ocean rather than just normal coastline protection will continue to result in catastrophe.

Years back, Commissioner for Environment, Muiz Banire stated that in less than 20years, The Islands will submerged. People think he's mad, now they are witnessing the response from nature. I'm not sure if massive destruction alone will address this issues.

On the mainland, human attitude largely contribute to the flooding we are experiencing. Indiscriminate dumping of refuse everywhere and channels clearing need to be addressed.

Its not about massive destruction but serious state of the art engineering construction and rechannelling of the drainage and canal. Most of Holland was built on water and in the 1900 more than 2/3 of the country was submerged by a massive flood. Google it and see for urself. They fought back and devised a method that allowed them live on lots of man made banks while giving the water its own respect and channels to pass. The problem with Nigeria is plenty and this lack of planning is one of em.

Teewhy2:
The rich also about to cry, a lot of money is about to go down the drain. I dingy want to believe the development authority doesn't know women this house were at foundation level to stop all this investment that is about to go down the drain. If na average people wan build as you don dey do foundation they go don come put that there red Mark on the building.

Considering doing a roof parapet?
check out price comparison between a concrete cast in suite against polystyrene parapet.
Polystyrene parapet is light weight and doesn't have much impact on the land.
excellent usage on swampy environment.
click below for more details.

https://www.nairaland.com/3726763/alternative-building-material-expanded-polystyrene/4

The government has no option but to compensate them and then do serious work of rechannelling those drainages. Its sad but it has to be done and only way is a radical approach like this. Yes people will loose their homes but not without compensation.

Come on u guys can do better than that. I only see propaganda at its best here.

dingbang:
Ehen she thinks you have that tendency to demand sex from her..

That's what her problem is. She seens herself as a live in something but u don't pay her well enough fot what she does hence the attitude. A difficult situation for u bros, let her go and have ur peace or keep her on then be ready to sign ur demise with all the complications that come with such a situation. Be warned.

Nairalandaire:
What happened to all the bail conditions?

He will be rearrested. He knows this and is expecting it. And many people including me will be glad to stop this monkeying arround. The question is this, will his rearrest be that trigger that makes that difference? History has a way of remembering madmen as heros

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Lol, revenge is best served cold. Then again I don't see any gain from this on ur side. Lots of other reasonable way to teach the unreasonable some hard lesson.

Nerdg:
She told me of being pregnant and later had a stillbirth at the 7months.

The background.
I met her when we were teens and have always loved her. She refused me sex and along the line, her neighbor gave me (who is her relation). She learnt about this and we had our first break up.
We both got admission into different universities and couldn't see again.
We later met again and settled with a condition that there would be no sex. This didn't go down well with me and I called it off. This repeated and there was even a time I walked her out of my house because of this issue and didn't give her tfare. My house is like 1hr drive from where she lives.
The issue:
I love this girl to the extent that anytime I thought of getting married, she will come to mind.
Now I have a good job and she's done with school. I proposed to her and she accepted it.
Is about 3 months now, she came on my birthday 3 months ago. That was all. She doesn't come always because she stays with her elder brother and can't leave house just like that.

Note, we haven't had sex till now.

About 2 weeks ago, I told her about how I got a girl pregnant and we had to abort it and that since then I haven't been myself. That it pains me to this day. We talked about it and she was sorry over it.

Yesterday, we had a very deep discussion and she revealed to me that she had a relationship at school. They were together for 4yrs. I then asked her if she had ever missed her period. She said yes. But not to this school boyfriend but another man. She wanted to keep the pregnancy but her parents refused because the guy is not a good person. The guy wanted the pregnancy but her family didn't want the guy to marry her. She finally had a stillbirth at the 7th month.

I was stunned. I know she's not a virgin, she told me but I was confused. Sex had always been our problem and I never expected that she had experienced something like this. Now she asked me that she hope she won't regret telling me this. I told her no that she won't regret but I'm stunned.

Please should I still go on with this marriage?

What's dark about that?

sammykess:
^^^^some churches go as far as suspending the person

Then so be it. Some churches are lucky I no dey attend them

Stevengerd:
I Came Home From School, Last Year June To Be Precise, As A Guy I No Fit Stay At Home. So I Decided To Learn Something New So I Enrolled At a Computer Institute In My Area To Add To What I Have On Ground.

There Is This Pretty Damsel, Very Neat At The School, I Didnt Notice Her When I Started, Bt As The Program Was Going We Started Talking. She Told Me About Herself, Her School/ Course [ Imo State Uni, Medical Lab Tech]. We Exchange Numbers, We Started Talking.

So On This Particular Day On A Friday, After The Whole Lectures We Talked For Length. I Was About Telling Her I Have Feeling For Her, When She Me Told Me She'll Going Back To Imo State On Sunday Since The Strike Has Been Called Off, That She Only Came To See Her Aunty... When I Heard All She Said, Kon See As I Dey "Sweat".

Tears Nearly Commot From My Eyes, I Just Manup Life Goes On. Moral: If You Have Feelings For Anyone. Speak Out Don't Let Anything Hold You Down.

The one that got away. Ur description wasn't it. Besides when u get older u will know its not everytime u feel the argue that u act on it

thesuave10:
Now you're running away. Lol. You clearly stated that he should have given him a camel OR something like that. So don't argue like an illiterate, you clearly made a point which like I said was ignorant and irrelevant

But a comment all the said. I beg to differ if u feel my comment was made to incite, I had no such interest. My aim in the matter was to remind us of a fact. Yes kaduna doesn't have crocodiles, or in ur own opinion do u think they do? My son, there was nothing wrong with my saying he could have given them sculptures of camels or headsmen, after all that's whats predominant in kaduna. So why jump into rants of insults about illiteracy? And action u attack with which u too have portrayed with radical abandonment. A case od the kettle calling the pot black.

thesuave10:
So does this disprove his point? I have come to the conclusion that a lot of nairalanders and NIGERIANS are big ass ignorant illiterates. Go to reddit and see intelligent comments not these B.S I see everyday here

My son, u need to know and understand the difference between a point made and a comment. My humble comment was not to make a point but to comment on the worthwhile gesture but rather remind us that Kaduna does not have crocodiles. Try all u want, Kaduna will still not have one cos of the aridness of the region. That said I thank you for ur time.

ESDKING:
God bless Nnamdi Kanu.
God punish the first person that commented.

Will not happen bros, so leave sentiments abeg. This is a joke really, ipob is a joke if u think this BS will help anything

ESDKING:
NRI ..The ancestral home for all Igbos.
God bless Igbos Igbos all over the world.
God bless all lovers of freedom.
All haters of freedom must die !!

Wat a joke really. I pity people that are following this ipob shit

tomaudu:
Kaduna's name derives from the Hausa word "kada" for crocodile ("kaduna" being the plural form).

Last I looked kaduna has no crocodile na camel dem get, why this man no give dem Camel, donkey or cow and herdsman sculptures?

Wonderful write up. Never trust the French, they say one thing and mean another

0b100100111:
The problem you failed to address is the system. You think I would put my life on the line to be patriotic!

We all know Buhari and his aides re looting the government presently. Go to a National TV station and air the fact...


Hello! Don't compare Nigeria with Canada, UK or the US. Compare us with south Africa, Kenya, Zimbabwe and our pairs.

Silence is mostly Golden in this part.

If u attended a Nigerian University, how many cultist did you go and report to the police? Am sure none! Why? You could have been diligent!


Did you ever report a lecturer to the school authority for selling hand-outs? No!

And you want to start diligence from work place

U are right actually @ highlighted
But that only makes things worse. Like I said, that's why Nigeria will never improve cos we have this mindset.

0b100100111:
Am an authority if it's my father's Business, I can flush out all staff and sanitise. This is a worker vs worker scene. I don't want to go into much details but will sight an example.

Is it possible that a fellow policeman goes to report his fellow colleague to the DPO about how he collects bribe? I know you will call it diligence.

You re in Nigeria. Not every wrong is wrong!

The highlighted is the real reason why Nigeria is rotten and if our mentality doesn't change we are slowly going to sink ourselves.
Guy please tell me something, when has it ever been that white is called black and vice versa? Wat is bad is bad everywhere, in Nigeria, Canada, Europe, india. What is wrong is wrong everywhere.
The example u used about Nigerian police is uncalled for cos that example is inappropriate, everyone knows the Nigerian police are very corrupt though not the most corrupted. That one goes to the Indian police. Still let us stop using those excuses of being in Nigeria to perpetrate and support evil. Cheers.

0b100100111:


Trouble sleep, u go wake am

Na wahala you dey find.....

True but if it was ya papa business, u go keep quiet? That attitude of urs is what got us all in this present problem with Bubu, APC, PDP and OBJ. When good men keep quiet things spoil

PREBuhari2019:
I support APC. Ffuck Peter Okoye

Lol, don't hate the player but the game

0b100100111:
What's your business?

Face your role and responsibility!

Not a good advice. Place urself in the shoes of the OP or in the shoes of the MD.
OP, u know the right thing to do. Do it.
Call the man that got u the job and tell him all. Since its his wife's business he will be glad u did. Then u all try and catch those thieving people red handed. Bear in mind though that u will have to be watching ur back for a while after that

Nma27:
Saying no will bring out d nagging monster in her

Better that than succumb to blackmail. She is lucky sa no be certain men, cos she is being unreasonable.

Nma27:
A phone of 6k should do the trick.

An have her torment his life? No way, no means no.

Nikbaebrown:
I Think I Prefer The AMVCA's Hosted By IK OGBONNA Some Months Back. I'm Hell Bored With This Crap You Call An Award Show. And Comparing It To The Oscars Is Like Saying The Headies Equals Grammies. Infact Lemme Change The Channel.. KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS LOADING..... 85%

Kardashi what? Madam, Patronize African to grow africa.