₦airaland Forum

HannahHitler:
See ehn. If Nairaland men were the standard for judging men ehn, I would hate men totally. But then again, I cannot judge many based on a few e-diots.

The hatred and bashing of women is real here. I blame poverty and a sick mentality.
thanks op

Most of em are just here to have fun but can't really talk to a woman outside nairaland. No need taking panadol for that.

Entvibez:
SOURCEhttp://webvibez..co.ke/2017/08/world-likely-to-end-on-september-23-as.html?m=1

Fools the world ends everyday and begins anew the next day

Handsome777:
Why You Should Be Careful When Dating
Babes From Broken Homes

Be extremely careful when dealing with a woman
who grew up in a family where the father walked
out at a tender age.

At an early age, the father, the dominant male figure
in the house, is symbolic of his gender.

Abandonment creates issues of guilt in the child,
and does a number on the girl's ability to trust men
and her unconscious opinion of men on the whole.

If the mother shields the girl from the full impact of
the blow by not being bitter and by being careful not
to tarnish the father image, or if the girl simply gets
over it, then so be it. However, if the mother
became bitter, then that bitterness tends to pass on
to the daughter.

The daughter, in turn, later goes on to test men
rigorously, trying to make them jump through
burning hoops before she lets down her guard,
because at a young age, her trust in men was
shaken.

However, she is not necessarily attracted to the
men who put up with her bullshit and stick to her
even though she blows hot one minute, and cold air
he next. Women who have this problem have
serious baggage, and you have to decide if she is
worth it.

If you decide that she is, you have to walk a
tightrope. Your behavior should subtly convey that
you will not hurt her, but do not jump through her
hoops. Never be more than 5 minutes late for a
date, and if you say you will call at a certain time,
call at exactly that time. But if she is late do not
wait for her, and when she is acting coldly, do not
tolerate her mood swings.

In other words, you have to still be a challenge, but
be trustworthy. It is a delicate balance, and few can
master it. Gentlemen, this is from personal
experience with such women. When you are talking
to a girl and she tells you that her father walked out
when she was little, proceed with extreme caution.

source: www.nigerianinterest..co.id/2016/08/why-you-should-be-careful-when-dating.html?m=0

Loads of crap

boiz2men:
You are not alone oo. I lose interest quickly in Ladies. Whether or not I sex them. This now makes me wonder if I can stay with my woman for a very long time as my wife...

Don't worry u would. Once ur alarm bell starts ringing noone will tell u its time. Then just hope that the one u are with is right for u if not u will put urself under lots of psychological stress to find the right one

blackylola:
Its neither Uber nor Taxify that program google map. 2nd Taxify doesn't charge rider for cancellation. 3rd there is nothing like scam there, get your fact right before coming to the public

Thank you for those wise words

lilmax:
I will deactivate my account if this crap makes fp

It made front page, please do the needful.

Freeman50:
Nigerian soldiers reportedly forced a lady who wore a camouflage, to pull it off. According to those who witnessed the incident, it happened in the Northern part of Nigeria.


Wonder what that man is steering at........men will always be men


Here’s the photo below;

Dem dey look face do that thing

Or when she shot down the washmaschine by pressing all the buttons together thereby activating childlock system. It took me days to get it back up and working. Had to call customer care to put me through how to unlock it. Since then we have a make shift cover on the buttons but she still trys to pill it out to get her hands on the buttons.

akpamuomenka:
Just imagine bringing out a pair of shoes to wear and later you couldn't see one leg not knowing that the little commander in the house has taken it to the kitchen. I bought a toy phone for him and he threw it away b'cos it doesn't respond each time he says hello.. Hahaha.

Hahahaha that's one is good.
The epic one for us is when Mama the baby of the house took wifey's fone and dropped it in the watching machine and put it on (how she learnt what button to press still baffles me) cos wifey mistakenly poured baby food on it. We looked for the fone tire till she used my fone to call hers. "The number u are calling is not available". We saw the fone after the wash was done. Need I say more.

cupidkef:
Teachers Are Bae..see What August Holiday Is Causing Us.

I want to say a very big thanks to all the teachers in the house!
Pls we don't want holiday again,biko school should resume on Monday.
See my Friend's sitting room, there is even writings on the car.
Teachers, come and take back your pupils.

Very nice. My son has turned the walls in his room which by the way has a white wallpaper into a graffiti. Have gotten tired of painting the wall back to white or any colour so instead wifey and I spent days with him updating his graffiti so that it blends better. We parents rock.

Seguntimmy:
I dnt tink dis can work here in 9ja, the senators wil just go around and bribe people to support dem, and dose who refuse wil secretly be.......,...... U knw d rest.

Its cos referendums are not an integral part of the Nigerian constitution. If it were many things would have changed by now.

PrettyCrystal:
According to Abel Ifiemi, the Special Assistant to the Governor of Bayelsa State on Social media, this fish was caught in Sangana, Brass local government area of Bayelsa state. According to reports, the area is an island surrounded by water.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/see-type-fish-caught-residents-bayelsa-state-photos.html

That fish is not rare at all. That's a rayfish

HajimeSaito:
If indeed you are Jewish, why are you black while other Jews are White and why do you worship Amadioha and other gods instead of Yahweh?

Charlatan all of em

Wakaholic:
I had an amazing experience with the happiest people on earth when we escaped from the hustle and bustle of the City of Lagos, to the charming Inagbe Grand Resorts & Leisure set on the serene banks of the magnificent Lagos Lagoon and the Atlantic Ocean.

This beautiful resort is a hidden paradise located on Inagbe Island, which is about 15mins boat ride from Victoria Island. We set out from the Regatta Jetty on Queens Drive (now Oyinkan Abayomi Drive) in Ikoyi area of Lagos on a charter boat and had a memorable experience exploring this stunning resort which captures the essence of nature, culture and tradition.

Pros

Customer service here is top-notch. On a scale of 1 to 10, they rate an easy 9. From the refined and warm welcome we received from the staff when we arrived at the VIP Jetty, to their cheerful attitude and willingness to assist, as well as timely response to issues.Worthy of commendation is the amazing Yinka who assisted us throughout our stay. She was pleasant and attended to our needs which included answering every question we had and taking numerous pictures of us at every angle we thought necessary…(Lol) She also checked on us first thing in the morning to inquire where we would prefer to have breakfast. The staff here are pleasant, courteous and cheerful.
The resort is beautiful and peaceful. The view of the lagoon from the ‘floating bar’ and watching the sun set is a fascinating experience every visitor should have.
The food was great. We had a buffet specially arranged for us at the ‘floating bar’ and we got complimentary coconut drinks. Now, that was something… We also had complimentary breakfast in the morning and that was great too.

Cons

The rooms require attention to details and proper maintenance. We checked into a two bedroom chalet that had a terrible smell. We returned to our apartment about 10pm and discovered that the tap wasn’t running. The intercom wasn’t working so we had to walk all the way to the reception to get help. Eventually we were upgraded to the six bedroom apartment shortly before midnight. I slept like a baby; my room had the ocean view so I woke up to the calmness and peace of the environment.
Wifi was free but very poor.
More pictures can be found on my travel blog.

Where is the hot nairalander?

Safiaa:
Don't tell him and your stripper days will come back to haunt you. Let him judge you in your truth.

Best answer so far

Stegomiah:
One thing we all know is that money is a turn on for many ladies
Just like what lies underneath a woman is a powerful manipulative tool against men

Both works exclusively together..... More like a mutual relationship

So, it's a chess game.... We have the players.... The smart guys that know the right buttons to press even with little or no spending and more mugu guys that will keep spending and not get anything

It's a relationship that has favored the female genders than their male counterparts

Back to the post..... The op showed his hand.... The gal wasn't interested in chatting with you.... Then he started talking bout his ride.... The babe thinks...not bad..... Lemme see if he's another potential maga/mugu
She even asked to invite her friend
Since the op did not finish the story..... I can't say for certain how it went down.... But to me looks like the gal is the smart one...
He even bragged about being in a mart.... Promised to buy her stuffs and take her out....

So, he just can't show at the gals place empty handed...
He has already fallen into the trap
Except he's a master player.....
I see him as the idiot here

Well, it's a normal daily scenario....
For every relationship or potential relationships.... Someone must be the one to lose and the other profiting or it could be mutual

U think?
Bros not really. Sometimes u need to dangle sugar to get the ants out of their hole. Its not always about how a story begins but how it ends.

Stegomiah:
What is the morale of this post?

Learn how men think.

Kokolet11:
i am waiting for him in anioma

What does the ijaws have to do in delta?

Karlovich:
heart attack for the skull miners

Jokers

sapele914:
It's extremely shocking how stupid and foolish some individuals really are?amazing. Guy I am not sure you have done NYSC?you can't be these ignorant.

So cos I said Rochas attacked a madder person than he is I get attacked by Rochas's stooges. Ur stuwpidity more than amazes me, infact it petrifies me that a nigerians that should be university trained can make ur kind of statement based just in insults.
My son stay away from drugs, it doesn't help.

ShobayoEmma:
frustration, intimidation and cluelessiation is making ipod to loose the fight for freedom gradually. Your igwe deserves your respect and honour.

I will summarize with just a his comment "those who feel they can wear white and hold someone down in a mud should remember that when they stand up their clothes will be dirty". The igwe should have stayed away from this matter cos in this time and age where respect is hard to come by, one can easily loose the little one has.

Henryyy:
This got me thinking. Igbos here are in the habit of boasting about their women being the most beautiful in Nigeria bla bla bla.I don't get it.They even call women from other tribes ugly
You hear them saying things like: "When Biafra is achieved Nigeria will lack beautiful women". Is it that they haven't visited other regions or what? Because to me as a well travelled dude, Igbo women are not as beautiful as nairalanders want people to believe. Am not saying they are ugly but I can name 5 tribes off the top of my head with way more beautiful women than the igbos. My question is why do you all boast when the prettier ones lay low?
I will be posting some pix of women from various tribes just to show beauty of different tribes. The only Igbo pix I will post are those that have been uploaded on NL by Igbos themselves. Dont want no accusation that I picked 'bad pics to discredit igbos' or shii like that.

That's stereotyping, its not healthy

yemmight:
This is the kind of person you made your leader. Very arrogant. We we all leave to witness the downfall of Kanu.

Come and take panadol

ESDKING:
Nobody is stopping the election from taking place, but the truth of the matter is that nobody is voting.

Nawa ooo, na by force to vote ?

Go and vote, but don't drag anyone along.

****Long live Obi Nnaemeka Achebe.****
But your opinion is rejected on this issue.

The Obi of Onitsha should have stayed out of this. He is a man that still has respect but this his action may tarnish him and remove the last forms of influence he ever wielded. In this mad times no one knows how or to where the will of the people will tilt.

Organs:
Bros, if you compare Rochas to Peter Obi, El-Rufai, Fashola etc eheen , no wahala i know Rochas is not supposed to be a leader, he is just like most Nigerian politicians an opportunistic politician, but, FFK is a mad drug addict looking for relevance everywhere anywhere. He is ewu-nama, Do not ever compare him to Rochas. Rochas is not the best but one Rochas is better than 100 FFKs.

Well I see ur point. But in the madness of FFKs statement, did u not read meaning there? Same reason i don't rule anyone's statement out as silly. To.compare Rochas to Peter Obi is an insult or Fashola. Maybe comparing him to El rufai is justified cos that one too no well.

Organs:
You and Warship i no sabi the person wey mumu pass. You compare FFK to Rochas, chai, see insult, a whole Rochas, being compared to a mad man. Anyways, you dont know any beta.

Talking from ur anus again right? My son, if only u knew Rochas personally u won't be saying this.

Jetleeee:
If I say una no get sense now, dem go say jetleeee too dey curse. This one still doesn't know Ondo state is the largest producer of cocoa in Nigeria.

Doesn't know Oyo is the largest producer of Tobacco.

Doesn't know Ogun is the largest producer of limestone.

Yeahhhh..... I have to hold your hands showing you these are SW states.

Fookofff

My son, the thing we say about children is that they are quick to insult and attack where they don't have proof especially when they can't back their claims.
I repeat, show us evidence with data that ur earlier claims and those u added now are true or forever hold ur peace. I suggest u respect urself and try to be an adult cos if u refuse, I will then be forced to treat u like the child u are.
Yes, those crops u mentioned are produced in the southwest but not predominantly. Don't make it sound like the collective export of a country is solely from just one region. One only has to do a little digging to see u lied. Take cocoa for example wiki is ur friends
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoa_production_in_Nigeria
If u dont like wiki just like I dislike it then there are many other sources.
My son, please heed advice from those better than u.

Yoshy:
Abeg! Make u na help me with beta advise o

I'm this kind of person that likes to be the one to pay for every drink or for all the plates when I go out with friends. I don't do it because I seek glory, but I simply feel the nudge, like I'm supposed to pay for this, plus I don't like taking advantage of people or someone taking care of my stuff.

This applies to friends asking me to borrow them money too. I simply cannot say no to them. And this have caused me some very important relationships (I suppose), as immediately I start asking for what they borrowed, They begin to see me as the enemy.

Please how do you say NO to lending money to someone without feeling bad?

Its all a mindset. Nothings stops u from being nice if u feel u have to but pipe it down, keep it moderate. I have had someone rebuff me saying "I like spending on them cos I want to show I have too much". I pinched myself there and then and made a habit of being the last to pay and not asking to pay for the rest. Some people don't like it, others regard it as outright arrogance and some feel u want to rob it on their face. Whichever the case is, remember its ur problem how u portray urself and u don't need fake friends.

baranzy:
Am a teacher in a government girls secondary school....there's a particular student in one of the classes that I teach who always sleeps in class and behaves so weird like someome who is lost and helpless....I tried finding out what her problem was but she wudnt say anything rather she will cry and runaway...I even threatened to punish her but she wudnt say what her problem was...
On a very good day, I took this particular student to the staff canteen were students aint allowed and bought food and drinks for her...I let her play with my phone and gisted about many things which she was laughing out loud...I noticed her being free and opening up to me..I was shocked when this girl told me that her uncle whom shes staying with sleeps with her on different occasions whenever the aunty who is a nurse goes to work...I was shocked to the bones and speechless...the girl is only 13yrs and this monster of a man is even a lawyer and also a powerful politician..
He threatened to kill her if she ever tell anyone about dis and she has been begging me not to tell anyone but my heart bleeds for justice for this poor little orphaned girl...
Please my people what do you people suggest on this matter and the best way to deal with this child molester?

If ur story is real then read this and call them. I heard they are quick to act and are very supportive. Our problem in Nigeria is that good people refuse to act

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/25/welcome-to-mirabel-the-first-centre-supporting-survivors-in-nigeria

IgboSubmarine:
You also noticed the fake data


Allow them to wallow in false data until Nigeria collapses and reality hits them in their faces.

Any blind person could have seen the data was not predominantly for just the southwest but the whole south with portions of the north central too, I mean u didn't have to be a scientist to see it. We are here to learn so am interested in the topic too. I know the west has lots of cash crops like Cashew, I thought he would tow that line instead of giving us fake data. I dont think they are exporting in commercial quantity yet though.

Warship:
Rochas buy market


By the time FFK is through with you, the letters FFK will become a nightmare to you


OkoroAwusa should know that we Igbos see him as a traitor heading to the slaughter house

Rochas see person way mad pass am go fight am