₦airaland Forum

youngbelieve:
All these guys dah can lie for Africa,oya start coming..

Child

jacyhelen:
Show us the list of ur family including mother,father sister and cousins whom you have recruited...Idiota

Ediot, he said contact him if interested. Its not by force so why insult the player?

lazygal:
Masses dont know what they want ..too gullible

God forbid Buhari or Atiku

Well said bros

Donexy16:
Buhari is bad.. Atiku might be worse

Anyone that doesn't know that is deceiving themselves. Atiku will not do better cos of this their idea of born to rule. Nigeria need a fresh blood, far away from all these vampires that think they alone hold the key.

But then again the masses are dump. Nigerians are the most silly Hypocritic people I have ever met in this world. A people that will always cry foul but will never do anything to change it.

ademasta:
Hmmm, talking from experience

What would u gain from breaking what u paid for?

ademasta:
This guy gat no pity at all...

Bet u me, a man that paid d dowry won't squeeze it

pocohantas:
I'm more concerned about the calibre of the girl.
Money for roll on, soap and powder?

This one pass me.

You come save her number with Enugu babe?
Maybe she saved yours with 042 mugu

Hilarious

dingbang:
See babe .. I don't have cash to give to you...


What's so hard in telling a girl that?

Did u not see the resounding endearment "baby, baby" flying around in that his write up. The chairman is no more thinking with his head but his littleboy. That's why the madam decided to tax him sharp sharp before this progress any further.

Namzy:
Hydrocephalus. A pity

Only person that got the answer. Nigerians are very ignorant

Themandator:
Why did you mention me?

Where u not the one saying those things about pastors

TANTUMERGO007:
Pope Francis was offered Wednesday a Lamborghini Huracan, but the Vatican said there was no future as a popemobile for the Italian supercar. The Huracan, which has a top speed of more than 300 km per hour and has a starting price in Italy of 185,000 euros (219,000 dollars), will instead be auctioned for charity, a statement said.

Proceeds will go to a Catholic charity seeking to return Christian exiles to Iraq, to another one helping victims of the sex trade in Italy and to two Italian charities that operate in Africa. Francis was given a specially prepared Huracan model, and the unusual gift was presented to the pope at the Vatican by the top management of Lamborghini, which is part of Germany’s Volkswagen Group.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/11/pope-gets-e185000-lamborghini-gift-will-auction-charity/

Where is that young man that was talking BS

Cc Themandator

Billyonaire:
Hahahahahaha.

Did you read my laughter ? Well, you are funny. Because there is nothing to worry about and you have just destroyed your marriage just for the sake of your ego.

What the fucck is wrong with having kids whether in wedlock or out of wedlock since you guys have named marriage to be a wedlock ?

A woman has miscarried 9 times for you and you are not feeling guilt ? Can you even handle miscarriage once in your life without throwing tantrums ? You have virtually destroyed the woman and she is fed up. How can we tell that you are not fuccking your ex-girlfriend and mother of your child and this is making your brain soft.

Sit your asss down and be a man of the house and not some cry baby and know that a child is never a mistake whether in a marriage or outside marriage cos marriage a Human invention to maintain peaceful biological partnership but you can choose to be single and still make bodies for spirit to dwell on.

Call your wife and apologize for your weakness and let your child visit you once in a while. You must come to terms with the fact that you have a wonderful child and tell all friends and wife family that you had a child before marriage. I wonder why you hide your offspring for the sake of marriage, cos for me, a child is way up on the ladder of priority than marriage.

This is a fact you will learn as you become more intelligent than you are now. Your wife did nothing wrong in exposing your fatherhood, you are feeling sad cos your ego is leading you astray from being human to being what ever I can not describe. Which sane man will hide his own child for the sake of marriage.

You guys should stop being ignorant of laws of nature.

Very well said

hotwax:
errm..how do I start?

Ok..

I met this beautiful young lady few years ago. I had the intention of lick her honey pot .No more no else.

She however told me outright that she is already with a man and she loves him...I can only be a friend. Chaiii that hurts

You know how guys play na, I accepted the friendship proposal with the hope that opportunity might presents itself later. After all, I have dated a girl like that that friend-zoned me and after some years called me to come and chop . (I still don't understand how their so called friendzoning works. Its a misery).

So, we got so close to the extent that she now looks like a blood sister to me, whenever she is with me, I don't have sexu.al urge for her (may be its because I zeroed my mind). She will come to my house, do all sorts of things..my mind wont even go there..(to be candid, guy instinct kicks in at times, but my body doesn't move cuz I didnt want to disappoint her ...

rewind back to late 2012, she had a fight with her man, they broke up few months, I was the one for her, guiding her on how to handle the situation and making sure her relationship works.

2013...May, they did this so called "yoruba family Introduction". She didnt inform me, I dont know why, I only saw her pictures on BBM..We quarreled and later settled it. Things continue normal.

July 2013, she lost her immediate brother to a terminal disease. The following week, her sister told her she heard a rumor that her man impregnated one IT girl in his office. She didnt know what to do, she came rushing to me on this faithful day crying. I calm her down, I made her realize its a rumor, she should find a way to confront her man and it should be systematic. She asked how she is gonna go about it.
I told her to ask her if he is hiding any secret from her. She should tell him she will forgive any secret or misdeed no matter how grave it is. I just gave her many hints and approaches.

I dont know if my formulas worked or not, she just called me one afternoon, crying and sobbing, "I am finished", "nothing left again", "this is a curse". "why me".
So the rumor was true. I didnt know what to do too, I nearly cried for her. It was 2 blows at a time. I consoled her, stayed with her. She will come to my house sleep, I cook for her.

So I advised the girl to still stay with him so far they have done "introduction" and have picked their wedding month (both family agreed already). I said she should still go ahead and forgive him, thats how God will have it.

The shocker came to me last in November when the guy called her and said he can no longer continue again. He wants to marry his baby mama to be. There is no point marrying someone else when a lady is pregnant for him.

My girl nearly committed suicide. It was a huge task for me. It was like baby sitting. She will just come to my house crying all day. But I make sure I keep her happy.

So, now, throughout all her trying times, she will cry on my arms, I will pet her to sleep right on the same bed. And I made sure not to open her legs. Cuz I knew ladies are fragile in that situation.

We went to church for cross-over night on 31, when we were about heading towards our different destinations, she said "I love you, I have loved you for a long time, Its just circumstance...I miss u", she then hugged me in a way she has never done before looking into my eye ball. I wanted to kiss her. But I told her, "we need to talk about this, go and rest first"..

The problem here is, she is not my wify taste. She is too flashy for my liking. I can't marry someone like that. What I am interested in is her boooobs and honey pot. You can't even walk with her on the street without guys shifting all attention to you. Naaa I dont want that.
I dont know how to handle the situation now. I want to lick that honey..And she is looking for husband..I can play along just to get what I want, but she has passed through a lot, If I add my own again. This saying "men are wicked". But not all men are wicked.

You can crucify me all you like. Guys know what they want. i know what I want

Pardon all grammatical blunders. I will come and correct them later. I am in a rush

I just have one sentence for u and its this.
Its nice when u marry someone u like but even better when u marry ur friend.
That girl is ur friend, flashy or not. Look beyond the honey pot and give her a chance, u could be pleasantly surprised.
I myself married a damsel. I know how much inferiority complex I had for years cos men didn't let her rest.

Makanjuola89:
https://www.channelstv.com/2017/11/14/buhari-arrives-enugu/

Lol, this has successfully given ipob the silent treatment they require. Nobody will take them serious after this

ftosino:
My Name Is Tosin, I Am 18, I Have Always Been Single Until September. I Profess My Love To A Girl On The 11th. She Accepted. she claimed she doesnt have a bf then that she used to.

she logged in her account on my phone, facebook, which she later logged out, unknowingly to her the password is saved. i am a very curious and inquisitive, i checked her chats, while going through her chats i saw a msg from a guy, i opened it and went through their msg, all what they chat point to them being lovers.

thats when i know she was lying and she is double dating.

i thought that was all, until yday that i logged in her acct that i saw another chat of her with another guy, shd asked for the guy's gf, he said she is fine, the guy also asked for her bf,
she said "they are fine"

she now mentioned 4 guys name including mine with the one i thought was the first bf, i was wowed, she nw said she love one of us more, wich is nt me or the other guy.

my fellow nairalanders, what shd i do guys wats yor opinion, ladies whats urs.

Dat no be matters arising. Collect ya own n move on. Use rubber if u no won story dat touch d heart

Sugar97:
How do we know the OP won't go after every post and like it?

Just wondering...

Dats what he is doing so he can push traffic on this silly thread

Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.

Church will be the undoing of africans

Explorers:
Depends on the airline.

100k - 300k

Do u mean arik or other airlines? Or do u mean what they are paid on paper as against what they should really be paid in real life?

Kolababe:
A viral video shows controversial South African preacher, Paseka Motsoeneng, aka Prophet Mboro, leader of the Church of Incredible Happenings praying for a man and his wife to regain its libido, after which he ordered the couple to have intercourse on live TV.

According to reports, the unusual prayer session took place at the couple's home in Zonke, Ekurhuleni last month. In the video shared on Facebook,the Pastor started by touching the man's penis and then instructed him to pull it out while he is sitting at the edge of the bed with his wife.

Next,the pastor instructed the wife to stroke it for him which the wife obeyed. Then the husband is told by the pastor to touch his wife's private part and he did.After that both where asked to do the real thing while covered in bed with the cameras and pastor standing there while still shouting "Jesus".

In 2016, the controversial pastor made headline nationwide when he claimed he visited Heaven and earlier this year he also said he went to hell, where he conquered the world of its evils by killing Lucifer.

See screenshots and Watch the video below...

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/sa-pastor-mboro-prays-for-mans-joystick-forces-him-to-sex-his-wife-on-tv

Falls from thread

Themandator:
I got healed of arthritis without any prayer , without meeting Pastor but just by reading Oyedepo's book: Thou shall not be barren ...do you want me to go listing the miracles I have personally received in my life and that of fellow Catholics I encouraged to join this wonderful commission led by Bishop...all without knowing any Pastor, personally


My Bishop doesn't know I exist but I always pray for him... God bless Oyedepo...he is a good servant of yours ...let him continue to walk upon his high places in life





Certainly church won't take you to heaven but it sure will provide you a guide on how to get to heaven ...that is the essence of church .... I will give you Pastor after mine heart to guide thee in the way thou shall go and Bishop Oyedepo is very good with the task and therefore deserve al he is getting including the jets

A labourer is worthy of his wage .... it is foolishness to be shameful of what is gainful .... what is the use of speed if you are on the wrong lane .... if Jesus discover his assignment in the book you can't find yours anywhere else .... that is my papa, Bishop Oyedepo ... I am from Anambra state , by the way.

A pity

Themandator:
Mention one quote from your current or even past pope that has transformed your life, for good. Don't go looking for one online


See the one that turned me to the Bible ....until the book is opened Destiny remains closed

U are just ranting but the more u rant the more its obvious u never understood. Church will not take u to heaven, if u didn't know that then then u don't know that now, whatever spiritual depth u fee that u have attained now.
External life is real so is hell. Change ur ways.

Themandator:
And the pope owns the plane glass bullet proof pope mobile and enjoy the luxury of it all alone .... for your information, if Bishop Oyedepo knew the scripture as he did and lived any where below what is his reality today I wouldn't have been convinced of his knowledge


He is a showroom of what he teaches and I believe him. As a Catholic i never had any hunger for the Bible, just the extract called bulletin , I was amongst the top three in my catechism class for holy communion and confirmation but yet still, like many Catholics, went to other places for prayers and prophecy... many so called Catholics are members only on Sunday's and memebers of various prayer and prophetic ministries where the leaders live on their means which they pay out for deliverance and sundry activities, from Monday's through Saturday

Go to any of those prayer contractors and seers and just tell them to announce that hencefort they would want to deal with their members according to their denominations and see what happens, you so called Catholics will be found to make up 95% of the memberships and the reason being that you are largely spiritually empty and running from pillar to post looking for help.


Just for making me hunger after the word and not man, Bishop Oyedepo deserve to live even much more than he is doing now. I am forever a surprise to myself ...me open Christian books and read ...taaaa.....not those ones on defense of religion but reality Christian books


How can a man who says to you, ...church is a not social club ... it is a spiritual club, don't waste your time in church on social event. If it is not spiritual it is not beneficial .... How can I not love a man who declares launching illegal, that every church was launched the day JSU's inaugurated the church ...a man who stopped the home cells from collecting offering even Thkugh they remit such to the church saying it is a meeting place for brethren , who doesn't sell bulletin but actuall gives glossy ones for free


No gimmicks to get money from people like everyone coming to the front for offering , no awards or special recognition for doing anything, no raffle draws ... how can I sincerely need such a one when he ends up with a jets when he has never put me under pressure to give



For just making me love God p, he deserve a much more ... i was before now a Christian by name but not anymore ...I am a Christian by conviction today and that is because Oyedepo ministry made me taste the power of God , first hand


If you want to know why Winners are deceived by Oyedepo I will tell you here and now: not up to 2 percent of winnners joined as rich guys ...98% were disillusioned, poor and miserable when theory joined , they had questions their former place (Catholics church) could not answer

They came and within three months could see tangible improvements in their living standard because the covenant ark (word) had entered ... giving to them is so that other can be reached and if it takes a Plan to reach them so must it be

Means u never understood what u experienced as a Catholic. Its people like u that give catholics a bad name. All in all, it doesn't matter. It is only relevant to u. Just know something, the church is not what makes u attain external life but urself and ur actions in live. Regards

Themandator:
You should re read this your coment....The school is established by catholic organisation but the church doesn't have or exert any influence on them? So the church teaching on cheap school and opinions are of no consequence to them? They can charge as much as 2 million for a secondary school.


Are they not supposed to be champions of cheap and affordable school since they are Priest with no marital responsibility.

There is a difference and u know that. Ur mega pastors own those jets and enjoy luxury living. Such a thing can never happen in the church.

Airforce1:
When your girl really cares but deep down , you don't love her.

Put urself in her shoe and do the right thing

Themandator:
How much is Loyola college fee?

U are funny. The catholic pope does not run or own Layola university. Loyola university is a catholic university cos it was established by catholic organizations, the catholic church itself has no form of influence of the university. U that claim u know everything while u know nothing, am surprised u don't know that?

shortgun:
Prophets, pastors, Church leaders I will need your help on this one.

My elder brother has been married to his wife about 14yrs now, the marriage is blessed with 3 boys.
His wife is not the kind of woman a lot of men will pray for but no one is perfect. My bro tells me things about his marriage that he won't even disclose to our parents, I am very close to him and he always seeks my opinion.

His wife is a devoted Christian... she attends almost all d church programs and never misses Church service every sunday.

They had a program in d Church and she invited the husband. My brother went to the program and the Pastor called him out and told him that God wants to bless him financially more than he will ever imagine but there is a voice crying to God not to bless him.

The pastor called the wife out and told her that she is the d one telling God not to bless her husband cos she thinks a lot of money in his hands will make him to misbehave and d wife said yes.

The pastor now asked my brother to promise that if God bless him with this huge amount of money will you promise not to misbehave and he said yes... the pastor now asked his wife to reverse the prayer she has been praying against her husband right there inside the Church so that God can bless him and she did.

Since that day my brother became restless, he couldn't believe that the woman under his roof is d one praying against his progress. He told me that he wants to divorce her so that he can be free from her negative prayers.

I don't really know what to tell him.

Smh to some naija pastors. They will be the death of Christians

Statsocial:
Lol you are really funny indeed. Are you trying to tell me that those Universities I mentioned aren't Catholic Fine why not Check the tuition fees of Augustine University Lagos, Godfrey Okoye University, Enugu, Veritas University Abuja, and come to tell me if it is affordable for the so called poor man on the streets.

By the way you seem to erroneously think that Living Faith, RCCG schools belong to Oyedepo and Adeboye. Oyedepo does not have a University to his name neither does Adeboye. All registered to the Church's name so don't come here with the blah blah mega pastor owns a School that poor ppl can't afford story when your own Church universities ain't free either.

Hmm, well u may know much better than I do as regards which pastors own which churches, universities or private jets. I don't attend those churches so I only know what every outsider knows. But don't come and tell me anything of the catholic church when u know nothing about it.

Statsocial:
This is just plain funny to me.. You apply one rule for the Catholic Church and apply another for yourselves. That is double standards Sir!

1) Have you seen the School fees of University of Notre Dame($40,000), University of Georgetown($40,000), Loyola Marymount University, Villanova University etc are all expensive universities that poor people even in the US can't afford unless they take loans.
Loyola Jesuit College(secondary school) in Abuja is 2.8 million naira per year, that is more than x 3 of Covenant uni school fees in this same Nigeria. So who is deceiving who?

You must think you are talking to a novice on Catholic matters. I would school you regarding your church Sir.
You have expensive schools yet you curse out those who also have. Your pope uses a private plane yet you want to twist it to make him look humble. Can I as a person choose to fly with the pope as a fellow commuter? Yet you are deceiving yourself that it is not a private plane.
You go near the popes private plane when it is taking off and see whether you won't be shot and covered by his numerous body guards.

We are talking about ur mega pastor's universities and someone is screaming universities in the US.
Soon u will tell me Cambridge and Oxford are catholic universities. Or that universities in Aberdeen, Manchester, Carite are all catholic universities.
With all due respect sir, U are ignorant of facts. Best u accept ur ignorance so that new things can be added unto what u don't know.
And yes before pope john paul's twice attempted assassination. It was known that normal passengers board the same flight as the pope. Infact my dad once was opportuned to be in a flight the then pope accompanied back to Rome. Things changed and secruity beefed up after those attempts on john paul's life.
Like I said, get ur story straight.

Statsocial:
One begins to wonder what they are teaching u in this so called catholic church if you can't debate without resorting to name calling..
Flying a private jet does not mean you own it. As a matter of fact the Living Faith Private Jets you see belong to an Organization called World Mission Agency. It is not registered in Oyedepo's name. If Oyedepo retires today that Jet would be administered by the Organization's head and not Oyedepo himself. What do you mean by your pope being in one category higher than Nigerian pastors. He is just a mere man with a portfolio. He would stand judgement just like any other man so why do you exalt him as though he is God's Personal Assistant.

If you choose to be willfully blind then it is your choice. I follow all of the pope's visit across the globe for just mere curiosity and I've never seen him descended from a commercial plane with commuters. Who cares whose Organization the plane is registered? All I know his he uses a private Alitalia plane.

No name calling here? How did u arrive at that. Calling u a lost cause was no form of name calling with all due respect. I repeat sir, the catholic pope doesn't use or own a private jet. Maybe ur pastors do own some jets, but not the pope. If that truth is bothering u then deal with it. The Pope is ofcos several categories higher than ur pastors, after all he doesnt preach prosperity, wealth, he doesn't own a private jet, he doesn't own universities where its congregation can't afford school fees and he is completely humble and willing to accept all back in the folds of God and Christianity. These differences are gleaming and clear wether u accept it or not.

I am so sorry for you. Ur attempts to justify what is not justifiable. It is so sad that it bothers on hypocrisy. OMG these pastors have really robbed nigerian christians of their will to differentiate between right and wrong

Themandator:
The pope doesn't deserve a jet. How many time in a week does the people travel to other parts of the world for evangelism.

Then peters pence has been so bastardised and used to cater for other needs that it can't maintain a private jet.
Some church in us has been sold others merged because of dwindling membership and payment of child abuse compensation and retirement benefits

I doubt he even needs one. Not that the catholic church can't buy him one, mind u

Statsocial:
I don't know why you catholics keep quoting me unnecessarily.
One question: have you ever seen the Pope disembark on a plane with any commuter apart from his entourage?
The last I saw the pope he was disembarking from a private plane with a red carpet rolled out in Washington. He was the only coming down. As far as he was the only passenger alongside crew members and his aides then it was a 'privately' chartered plane. Whether you own it or not so far you are the only one(alongside your aides) in the plane then it is a private plane.


Cc drnoel

Jesus, u are a lost case. That his visit to the US that was so much broadcasted and televised that I wonder if u are just playing ignorance. I repeat, get ur story and record straight. As if u didn't know that the said plane in the picture was not hired or owned by the pope or the catholic church. Yes he moves with his crew sometimes, thats true but that doesn't mean he hires or owns the planes.
Stop using the pope to compare ur pastors who own private jets. They may all be men but they are not of the same category and u know it.


cc Statsocial