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Romance › Re: Catholic Priest Had Sex With My Crush by Dshocker(m): 3:28pm On Apr 27
ChizzyBuna:
What pained me the most is that, she yabbed the priest and we joked about how konji is killing the guy. Not knowing that she had played me like football all these while.. Damn if to say I fvck her i know I have chop atleast then it won't be painful as it is now.
95% of the time a girl tells you that so so so person is pestering her, just know that it is just a matter time, before the guy will lay with her.
Romance › Re: Catholic Priest Had Sex With My Crush by Dshocker(m): 3:09pm On Apr 27
ChizzyBuna:
cry
I took the biggest L last week when I found out a priest was smashing my crush.
She is a nurse and the worst part is that her so called bestie snitched on her and showed me hardcore proof and reciepts.

I remember this nurse telling me about how one rev. Father was trying to chike her but she refused blah blah blah.. I laughed it off
Now fastfoward 1 month later, I'm told by her bestie that she is fucking the same priest and they both have fallen in love with each other. After confronting her about the rumor she blocked me on insta and WhatsApp. Which means her bestie was right!!!!
If I go into details of the texts and other stupid gifts and money this priest is giving this girl. Oh my God!!
This has made me lose major Respect for anything pastor or priest. Bunch of wolves in sheep clothing.
I pray she gets pregnant and cause wahala for the idiot priest..
Chiemela Im highly disappointed in you but I understand a hoe is a hoe. Period
Bleep all you catholic priests!!!!!
So after fingering a girl you still use that hand and finger to give out Communion??
Once again fuuuuck all the Catholic priest whether good or bad Bleep all you blind religious clowns that support and defend this bastard priests..
In 2022 my guy found out his then girlfriend was banging 4 different Rev.Fathers at the time... One would ask how was that possible:- Well it turned out that she was already dating one of them, and Catholic/Rev. Fathers had a gathering of event, and she was invited to the occasion, from there, 3 more Rev.Fathers saw her, and they all separately exchanged contact.

As if that was not enough, she was still dating 2 yahoo boys, omo e be things for my guy that year 😂😂😂


If you follow John Doe on twitter, he was asked those in his community the have had encounter directly or indirectly about Rev.Fathers ordeal that has to do with relationships/sex.... It turned out that, most Rev.Fathers in Nigeria and sleeping with most of their members, both married and singles.


If you have any sister, wife or girlfriend always a regular church goer, omo i pity you, because chances are, the Pastor, Daddy G O, Rev.Father, Spiritual Father is banging her.
Romance › Re: His Girlfriend Gave Him Money To Relocate And He Dumped Her by Dshocker(m): 2:53pm On Apr 27
Lilosama:
A guy took money from his girlfriend to japa, the money was meant to be for her sick mom but she gave the guy………….he came back from abroad and told her she is not his spec and other things
Watch the video, like, comment and subscribe

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1_VFkZAcao?si=rA_ml96Zvdz0XFJT
What type of sickness would her mum be suffering from, that it can finance one's travel outside the country, to the extent she gave something huge to the boyfriend and neglected her mother proves that this story is false.

Everybody is just creating no-sense content, just to trend.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 4:20pm On Apr 26
phranco:
I for like CNG am oo, but there is no CNG installation plant or refilling station here in owerri. I don reason to find money go install am outside this state, but how I go take dey refill am na the problem
Move to Lagos or Abuja, and start hustling.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 4:18pm On Apr 26
phranco:
Pls dear pilots, is avalon ship good for this hustle cos my brother want to give me his car to use or this hustle as he wants to travel out. The car is v6 is there anybody using it here for the hustle pls share your experience
Yes, but you will have to covert it to CNG
Nairaland General › Re: Fatal Elephant Attack Sparks Panic In Oyo Community, One Dead, Another Missing by Dshocker(m): 3:48am On Apr 25
HelipsTech:
Were they sleeping, an Elephant can barely run fast, why not, they run on seeing the creature?

I am just imagining myself standing and being attacked by elephant 🤔🤔
Lol... Elephants are faster than humans, make no mistake on that, coupled with the fact that these were aged men 45yrs and 50yrs.
Romance › Re: Matchmaker Laments After Lady Ate ₦1m Food On 2nd Date by Dshocker(m): 1:48pm On Apr 24
At times, i find it hard to believe all these concocted and fictitious stories, does it mean these girls in question don't have an atom of sense or what, to have eaten as much as N1m+, despite not having such in their account.
Politics › Re: Oyo State Released N5.813bn Compensation To Over 900 Property Owners by Dshocker(m): 1:34pm On Apr 24
So approximately the value of each house is N6.4m 😂😂😂😂😂

There are more ground houses than houses with a decking or upstairs.
Crime › Re: Man Share His Experience Living In The Same Compound With Yahoo Guys by Dshocker(m): 12:20pm On Apr 24
Sirchiboy:
It is absolutely dangerous that you, as a legitimate businessman, are living in a Yahoo-infested compound sometimes even more dangerous than it is for the Yahoo boys themselves.

Now listen carefully… you are actually more at risk. Your life and your family are more at risk than theirs.

Why? Because they already know the life they are into fraud, crime, drugs, and all sorts of illegal activities. But you, who is not part of it, can easily be implicated in everything they are doing.

Let me share something with you.
I once lived in a Yahoo-infested compound, and one of the main reasons I packed out was because their lifestyle did not align with mine.

After a long day of producing paint, working on POP, and inhaling all sorts of chemicals my job is physically demanding I come back home at night to rest and spend time with my wife.

But that is exactly when they start their own activities: loud music, immoral conversations, shouting, parties everywhere… disturbing the entire compound.

And when you try to confront them, they become aggressive. Many of them are violent, some are touts educated or not, the truth is, most of them lack respect and basic morals. It became a serious problem for me.

Even during the day, you see them openly smoking without care for who is around them. Whether you are comfortable or not does not matter to them.

Now beyond the mental stress and lifestyle clash, let me tell you one of the biggest dangers.

After I moved out of that compound, about four months later, men from the State CID stormed the place. They arrested most of the Yahoo boys there.

But guess what?

Two innocent people were also arrested. One was a trader, the other an engineer into construction both legitimate businessmen. They had nothing to do with fraud.

Yet, they were detained for over two weeks.
Even after investigations proved they were clean, the police tagged them as accomplices.

Their “offense”? They lived in the same compound and allegedly failed to report suspicious activities.

Before they could regain their freedom, they had to bail themselves with about ₦200,000.

Imagine suffering for something you know nothing about.

That is the reality.

When trouble comes, it doesn’t ask who is guilty or innocent it hits everyone around.
In fact, it can even hit you harder than those involved, because you are not mentally or financially prepared for it like they are.

Now, I’m not saying every Yahoo boy is loud or troublesome. Some are calm you might not even know what they do.

But when you find yourself in a compound heavily dominated by them especially young, hot-headed ones constantly throwing parties and causing chaos it is a serious risk to your safety and peace of mind.

I know some people will come for me in the comments or even my DM I’m used to that. But I don’t care.

I’m saying this for your own good
Before you move into any apartment, do a proper background check. Know who your neighbors are.
Don’t become a victim of circumstances.
Apart from their partying, if anyone marries a terrible woman as a wife, those yahoo boys living in the same compound can easily be having sex with her, and if you have a teenage daughter, those boys will keep pestering her.

#SayNoToFraud
Romance › Re: Why Does "Visit Me" Sound Like Sex To Many Girls?!! by Dshocker(m): 2:38am On Apr 24
tyup:
the SA girls ve met are really not sex freak but i know most of em are endowed and ugly i'm currently dating two one from gauteng n eastern cape both ugly but damnn their booty is sickening

i'm still finding it hard wrapping my head to know the chemistry behind tha thick nature of em SA girls
HIV is real
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $516m Loan by Dshocker(m): 2:14pm On Apr 23
These guys are not serious, all the loans they've been collecting, more than 7 times now since he came into office, and nothing to show for it, despite the fact that he even removed subsidy...
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 1:35pm On Apr 23
Eazilyfe:
I don get 2 wives already grin make i add more marital problems join my neck?
In 2026 you dey marry 2 wives 🙄
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Rejected A Man's Proposal, Ended Up In His House, He Threw Her Out by Dshocker(m): 1:12pm On Apr 23
CodeTemplar:
The man no well.

Must she marry you for sharing a roof?
Receive sense
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Chioma Set To Sue Trolls Over Cyberbullying - Ubi Franklin Warns by Dshocker(m): 1:10pm On Apr 23
They should arrest Sophia Momodu and interrogate her, i believe she is behind the trolls, by paying them, just the same way some mis-cre-ants are paid to defend APC on nairaland e.g Helinus & Co
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Rejected A Man's Proposal, Ended Up In His House, He Threw Her Out by Dshocker(m): 1:08pm On Apr 23
Lovelink1991:
The case is now be escalated into family affair as I speak with you now. It is not a content
Where is your prove
Romance › Re: A Lady Who Rejected A Man's Proposal, Ended Up In His House, He Threw Her Out by Dshocker(m): 11:43am On Apr 23
Content no dey tire these Facebook creators
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:57am On Apr 23
Eazilyfe:
Yes boss, i can say my biggest tippers are women, thats why i can never leave BOLT & UBER. Upon say one of my female riders send like 50K to wrong account number yesterday while asking for payment details. She still send me additional 35K said she will sort the wrong transfer out. In this work i wear my best attitude some times and some times i dey change am for those ladies especially if i don read your first approach. 80% of our riders are women so learning to deal with them is important.
Find one of the rich riders and date naaw 😂
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:29am On Apr 23
Treaster:
Guys good morning to you all,

Please I need a car for rental or hp, I can do 70k per week comfortably.

I stay at sangotedo.

Here's my number 09077777145.

Thanks.
This your request sounds like "i want to destroy your car with 70k" in my ear 😂
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:14am On Apr 23
Pearl1910:
Ijebu ode no far na
It's less than 1hr from Berger
To and from should be around 3hrs max. So 40 - 50k should be okay
You really came to this world to suffer, just pray you don't return poor again.

You for carry ijebu ode for 20k naaw, nonsense, do you even know the distance of ijebu ode, like say you no go buy fuel.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:02am On Apr 23
OnDMove2024:
Hello All,

I have been a silent reader of this Section. I am also a female driver. I saw the below vehicle today. It is on Uber. This is Bajaj Qute. My knowledge of Bajaj Qute is that it doesn't have AC. Has anyone heard any feedback from drivers or riders on their experience with this car.
This toy is not supposed to be plying on the express, it is to risky.
Romance › Re: Never Let A Woman Know Your Business Plans! by Dshocker(m): 7:18am On Apr 23
AlphaMale666:
Never open up to a woman or let them know your business plans and how much money you have! They are demons! They will spoil whatever plans you have or want to execute! They're deceitful in a nature! It's their nature to be like that! I'm talking from experience. If you have girlfriend or whatever, never open up to them! They're all bastards! They'll turn whatever plans you have into a disaster! I don warn you!
Hope your mum is proud of the things you say in public 🤡
Politics › Re: Wale Edun Wasn’t Sacked — He Resigned Over Ill Health - Onanuga by Dshocker(m): 8:29pm On Apr 22
These guys are so dull, that a 2yr old child can decipher their lies 10km away.
Romance › Re: The Girl I've Been Dating For 6 Months Didn't Save My Number On Her Phone by Dshocker(m): 4:55pm On Apr 22
drewlious114:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTb9HiWALrg
Buhari Nigerians
#FuelPriceHike
#EricasBirthdayEve
Posted by Daniel. on Mar 11, 2021 I am so confused at the moment and at this point I really need help. I’ve been dating this girl now for 6 months now, she doesn’t work, and she’s kind of lazy. I take care of most of her bills and stuffs. Of the 2 phones she’s using, I bought it for her. Recently she came to my house and I tried calling her phone to see what she saved my number as, to my greatest surprise she didn’t even save it at all, not even on the second phone, like she doesn’t have my number saved on both phones. When I confronted her, she first said she had issues on the phones, so she cleared all her contacts and since then she hasn’t saved anyone’s contact, she later said there’s no need saving my contact because she memorized it and can call it any day any time. We had issues, and she angrily left my house and ever since then she has refused to apologize saying that she did nothing wrong to apologize to me. Please What Do I Do Now? I really love this girl and for the time we’ve been together, I can see she loves me too.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTb9HiWALrg
Buhari Nigerians
#FuelPriceHike
#EricasBirthdayEve
Abobby she doesn't love, forget the sex she gives you, she is only with you for now, until she sees a better option, if she truly rate you, she go save your number with a pet name.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump’s Blockade COLLAPSES As Iranian Ghost Ships Bypass US Navy by Dshocker(m): 4:46pm On Apr 22
Iran just exposed the United States Of America to the world that they are weak.
Romance › Re: Is She Into Hook-up? by Dshocker(m): 12:03pm On Apr 21
Adaumunocha:
Many content creators use different locations for their content. Some even rent beautiful apartments to shoot
Please stop it, 98% of content creators you see online are broke, because the platform doesn't pay them, neither do most of them get deals or partnerships.

Most of the rich man content creators are into money laundering, drug business and other illegal stuff to make money.

While most of the female content creators are into hookup, fraud, money laundering.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Visit To Amaechi In Order, Atiku Should Step Down - Victor Umeh by Dshocker(m): 11:50am On Apr 21
iamfraud:
in Chaina Peter Paondorat would have been executed
In China, Tinubu and his family, would have been executed, including yourself that is supporting fraud and corruption.

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