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inf8nity:
Anyone else?

Lol, you remind me of my disowned son, infobaba.

inf8nity:
@yawa tables are here to stay

For entire site design (excluding the presentation of tabular data)
Tables are for boys
DIVs (with the collabo xHtml and CSS), for men.

You either hit it like a boy or like a man.
Solely your choice.
Either ways, something's getting hit. But how good is the object feeling?
That'll depend on who was hitting. . .  the boy or the man.

Donpuzo:
@Yawa, So you have that time, for such,

@Dual Hello Bros, thanks for all your help for my site ohhhh, Just a lazy dude and most of all i somehow hate php,

You're welcome. Hopefully, I'll mail you with what you requested today.


[quote author=yawa-ti-de link=topic=372424.msg5302063#msg5302063 date=1263325035]he he dual, I guess you are running on single core today LOL[/quote]Most def!

http://www.w3schools.com/php/php_forms.asp

you can learn how to do it there or mail me the html code for your form and i'll write a php script with comments that should help you. I will not be under any obligation to provide support for it in the future but u are free to extend the functionality of the script.

if u opt to mail me, kindly mail me the html codes starting from <form> and ending at </form>

On a second thought you can post the html here and we'll do everything here.

If you already have a site hosted. Its very likely your host will have fantastico running, you can install your forum from the fantastico suite.

If however you have not hosted your site, I can provide hosting for you. You will have to make an order on my site. Check my profile for site's url please.

Once your account is set up I will help install the forum for you.

P.S: I will not provide support for your forum software. Each forum software has a large user base and community where you can get all the support from.

Awesome

Something is not right somewhere in my head.
Yawa I read this
[quote author=yawa-ti-de link=topic=372424.msg5301624#msg5301624 date=1263320585]Thanks for the compliment.[/quote]as "Thanks for the complaint".

Today just hasnt been my day.



[quote author=Ice-Tech link=topic=372424.msg5301343#msg5301343 date=1263318505]@ yawa, Afam and dual Core, Honestly speaking i respect you guys and i call u guys the webmasters.[/quote]Thanks brotha

i see a folder called "lan". At least i can see a web page also.

Kolitos, your last 2 posts on this thread, I am not comprehending. You're not to worry really, i'm not firing on all cores at the moment.

PC guru, ok.

You mean if i'm bored? i cannot say really. I think i'm just mad at something now. Are you on my facebook? One of my notes is about a programmer's prayer.

Our program,
Who art in memory,
"Hello" be thy name.
Thy spreadsheets be formatted,
thy code be downloaded,
from disk
as it will be in memory.
Give us on screen
our data spreads,
and forgive us our typos,
as we forgive those who ask that we document.
Lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from glitches.
For thine is the algorithm,
the application,
and the solution,
looping forever and ever.
Return

See what i put in bold? That's what's making me mad. Having to document.

On the other hand. Who is the registrar (where do you want to use the credit card).

If its somewhere i can trust, i'll make the payment for renewal for you on the following conditions.

1. You're paying me the money in naira first. Bank Transfer.
2. I will not be required to store credit card details with your registrar.
3. Its a one time thing, i wont be helping you for the next renewal.\
4. You will have to add a service charge of 3 usd. That goes to my card's issuing bank, not me.
5. I wont be put under any pressure if (and this is very possible) you registrar has to confirm i'm the owner of my card.
6. Your money is very refundable in full if i am being passed through some unnecessary verification process.

That domain is expiring tomorrow and its today everyone is running around for it?
We need to take a few things a bit more serious.

All I can help you with is a domain transfer (after you've paid for it, of course).

kolitos007:
Well said dual core,

I think you meant "pc guru".

rojad:
POINT OF CORRECTION FOR MR DUOOO CUOOO:

The nizzle remains Dual Core.


P.S: I've said enough on this thread and if you expect me to get back at you, keep expecting; impossible is nothing.

Lay your complaints here
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lagos-Nigeria/WEBconsulting-by-WEBemeraldcom/118118131778

you may get results.

pc guru:
@yawa nahhhhh,
@dual core omo guy easy o,i feel ya but no need to overhead with it,

Me i don move on, i dey find 5 mill, u fit borrow me?
No answer o, make we no carry the thread offtopic too much
Omni go soon come here

[quote author=yawa-ti-de link=topic=379135.msg5295385#msg5295385 date=1263241614]dual mba. In fact, if you don't act fast, the price will double

wat of d other babe u been dey pursue? I might be a lil above your pay grade [/quote]Me? Pursue babe? Shay i dey mad ni? I dey build websites up and down for crayfish prices just to get the 5 Mill for your head, where the time go dey for to pursue any other thing?

Erm, pc guru don go sleep, please let me take the next question slot.

Ehen

Please any new year rebate/discount on that 5 million naira?

sayhi2ay:
Take it easy on the guy o abeg

I no go talk pass as i don talk if the guy do things as e suppose be.

the name "dammy" just make me think sey na woman.
If to sey na like that, one of my lappy for just enter corrupt mode now, then i call am to come hia come fix am.

rojad:
For us to have the products above, you should know that we know what we are doing.


check www.uttme.kambridgeeduserve.com

I have checked and I wasnt disappointed. For you to have a 250 by 354 image on your front page with a file size of over 200kb, brother go back to the basics and please ask for help. I dunno much but i will help you with the little i know and so will many others.

rojad:
We sometimes use dreamweaver to speed up code creation so as to meet targeted time

I am not trynna hit u down to the ground but from all indications, ALL you know is DreamWeaver so don't treat it like its an i-use-it-only-just-when-i-feel-like thing. Dreamweaver is what you know and use (even if ur usage is not so good) so treat it with that respect. You do not hand code!

For instance. Thank Dreamweaver for this

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
<!--
function MM_swapImgRestore() { //v3.0
  var i,x,a=document.MM_sr; for(i=0;a&&i<a.length&&(x=a[i])&&x.oSrc;i++) x.src=x.oSrc;
}
function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#"!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

function MM_findObj(n, d) { //v4.01
  var p,i,x;  if(!d) d=document; if((p=n.indexOf("?")>0&&parent.frames.length) {
    d=parent.frames[n.substring(p+1)].document; n=n.substring(0,p);}
  if(!(x=d[n])&&d.all) x=d.all[n]; for (i=0;!x&&i<d.forms.length;i++) x=d.forms[i][n];
  for(i=0;!x&&d.layers&&i<d.layers.length;i++) x=MM_findObj(n,d.layers[i].document);
  if(!x && d.getElementById) x=d.getElementById(n); return x;
}

function MM_swapImage() { //v3.0
  var i,j=0,x,a=MM_swapImage.arguments; document.MM_sr=new Array; for(i=0;i<(a.length-2);i+=3)
   if ((x=MM_findObj(a[i]))!=null){document.MM_sr[j++]=x; if(!x.oSrc) x.oSrc=x.src; x.src=a[i+2];}
}
//-->
</script>

Yes! its on your site, it may look new or strange to you but its on your site, dreamweaver generated that while you clicked your way through it.

The background will look better if that grey solid rectangle is removed. What's its use? It doesnt blend into the header or the site at any point.

rojad:
But i assure you I have great knowledge more than dreamweaver. I have great knowledge on XHTML, php and HTML.

Go and assure yourself before trynna assure anybody you know what you know.

No body cares if you have great knowledge about anything if you cant put it to work.

Your whole site is messed up. I go through the site and I am trynna picture what the designer's wardrobe and grooming will look like. I will keep the picture to myself as it is even a corrupt JPEG that cant be rendered well in my head.

There's even dignity in offering to build a well layed out site for free.

Ok, let me have the feed backs through email.

I will mail you a test location on my server and ftp username and password you can use.

Its really not an easy job providing support for these free hosts cuz they come in different forms and with different complications.


Edit: mail sent

You can try https://www.xe-card.com/
I use Zenith's prepaid card at the moment but I'll be getting a card from those guys shortly, for my paypal/ebay needs.
Their site looks simple, professional and serious. Plus they have a valid SSL certificate. I'll try them with their lowest amount first.

gerrows80:
Go to your sites control panel, choose file manager and download the public_html folder( it includes all the files on the site), then you can edit all the pages one after the other.

The site he wants to copy isnt his.

I use Yahoo to Yahoo

First its "Dual Core".
There's a difference between Core2Duo and Dual Core, a difference I am not about to bore a web designer with (in a bid to explain).\

Secondly

rojad:
may be show us your built website,

Keep waiting for my works, playa.

Thirdly

rojad:
mr duo core this forum is not for insulting people that want to help

With all due respect, you are an insult to this profession.


If ma ish makes u wonno cry, please cry with all pleasure cuz i am not about to feel sorry for you.

P.S: I don't insult pipz, i tell it like it is. Feel free to feel insulted though.

Some of you pipz have just taken it upon yourselves this 2010 to wipe off the thin line that separates web design and crayfish business in nigeria. All in the name of Promos, Bonanzas et al.