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Ogzille?!?

ogzille:
@DC, y u come de frown?

Look at this

ogzille:
Walks into room (doesnt interrupt argument), goes out with sandra,

to be continued

Sam Milla:
sandy baby

and this

Donpuzo:
My only chance to settle down and learn something useful with sandra,

Now have I answered your question or I have to ring this bottle on yer head?


Sandra, I'm paying for all the seats at the conference. Its going to be you and I all night and day long.

Y'all need to take a trip to webhostingtalk.com and see how things are done there.

If you had no intentions of manning up to drop names, why come here to nag?
Seriously, why are you telling us?
Ok, so that we should take note of this and never patronise the hosting service of. . . WTF was the name again? Oh, its not fully Saturday yet.

Well in my experience the best answer to a nagging babe is "ok". I tend to experiment my experience in one field of expertise on another.

ok

PC Guru, that's contradiction.

You either say

"there are some Nigerian Hosting Companies . . most Nigerians are resellers"

or

"there are no Nigerian Hosting Companies . . all Nigerians are resellers"

I'd like to know your take on this before I respond.

lashman:
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Chei!

Donpuzo, your classes are important please dont cancel.

Well I on the other hand, am free! Yes Sandra, I am coming for this one on one meeting with you. I am very interested in you Nigeria's internet economy sorry, eco system.

Donpuzo, dont take it personal but WE all had a silent agreement (after DHTML got the last babe that walked in here) that I was the next person to get the next babe to walk in. You know how scarce it is for babes to come in here, its like once a session and you know session for here no dey ever die. . . it can go on for months.

Goto your "Email Accounts" under cPanel and look for something like "Outlook Settings".

Time to get an EULA for your script. And I insist its License you are after, not patent 

Ioncube and Zend Encoder can be used for license and version control.

Which kind script be this sef? Why are you dulling us?? See I dont like working blindly, so start talking. Which kind app be this and how we wan take share the 15 mill?

EULA: By "we" sharing the money I mean you and I alone.
[ ]I Don't Accept | [-]I Accept


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People get a life and stop displaying your ignorance in public.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-519482.0.html


Zend Encoder, Ioncube, PHPCipher. . .  the list is too long.

Knock off the grammar "patent" and replace it with "license"

Ok this website is the savior of webmastery.

They didn't know what Jesus was on about when they crucified him :-p

I use it to clear my head.

For my kinda job, I always have to clear my head with anything after a few hours.

What the website is supposed to do (to you) is not your business. You business is what you are to do to the website. Crucify it!

Yea those sites having more <td><tr> tags than any other tags in their source?

long thing

are you talking about the naira mastercard?

First time I saw the suggestion about unotech being added to the list, I had no disagreements with that cuz I thought they were the ones that came up with the whole flyaero site as their name was clearly placed at the footer of the site (as at a month ago). Well, I am back on flyaero.com and I see the server it redirects to and now I know better.

oooooh did i hear someone say babe? where where where?
darnit, why the hell do we preach opensource if we wont agree to license our babes under GPU?

I didnt test that thing but I have a degree of confidence it will work as its still morning here and afternoon madness hasnt started.
If there are any bugs, it will be a missing delimiter or missing opening or closing kini. I doubt there's any bug in that thing, really.

When writing the ajax part, just test it at once. If e no work, dont tell me. . . fix it and then tell me  . I cant test it now cuz it will break my work flow.

^^ no you are not making sense, you are making a counter.
Programming is just nonsense.
I quit!



Let me add to your nonsense

Here's the php part, figure out how to add the ajax part if you want.

<?php
//start your session
session_start();
//assuming you have your db connection voodoo in db_config.php
include('db_config.php')

//getting the user's username from submitted "login" form. take note i stripped off the whole authentication process.
//assuming the name of the textfield for the username input is "username"
$username = $_POST['username'];

//store username in users_online table
mysql_query("insert into users_online (username) values ('$username')";

$username_query = mysql_query("select * from users_online";
while($username_row = mysql_fetch_array($username_query)){
$db_username[] = $username_row['username'];
}

//count the number of users
$number_of_users = count($db_username);

//display the number of users online
echo $number_of_users;



//now for the logout.
//note that for this to work, your logout link must look like this <a href="?action=logout">Logout</a>

if($_GET['action']=="logout"
{
//delete username from users online table
if(mysql_query("delete from users_online where username='$username'"){
session_destroy();
echo "you've logged out, now gerrout."
}
}


?>


I may have to appease the gods, sorry bots. The gods, sorry bots of our land may you live forever. Please grant this post a smooth passage into the nairaland DB without flaggin it as spam.

**pours a few drops of codes on the ground**


P.S: I just wrote this thing here and it is not tested. There may be bugs. Fix it if any

inability to comprehend and follow simple instructions is a minus.

what exactly are you trying to achieve? you want people to signup dor 3 related sites at once? why cant they all share a single login table in a database? its not really clear what ur friend wants.

Samples? Dunno what you want exactly for samples but check my site if you find what you looking for there. www.SawyerrKen.com
My contact is there also.

DHTML, it'll be nice to start up a thread like that. Being that I am more of an old school do-everything-yourself person, I wont have time to start learning for the sake of Joomla. Its most def going to be good for you and Lojik to come up with a tut for everyone.

deal

9jaCyb3r:
Clean Up the Site & get Visited Again.

Ball's back in your court. Play.

Yawa, hold your impressions for now.

No kudos to anyone until this hack is proven not to be able to repeat itself.

You welcome. Wishing you the best