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[quote author=Okija_juju]Adi kwa'm avaliable.[/quote]nna ngwa nu ka anyi fu C.V gi

sweetcocoa: O m'ga bata ma oburu na mu alughi onye ocha ,i ma na odiro nma enye your details on NL maka assassination so ka anyi hapu ya like that,friend request no ya for you .

ge kwa nti, nke ukwu
anyi achoghi Onye/ndi ocha
ha nile so cha na brain drain'a m'na agwa gi
umu nwoke anyi maalu Ka esi akpachapuru
umu nwanyi anyi anya.
Nya bu, gba mbo wenatalu anyi ihe anyi.
Ka anyi karizia na azu ulo

namfav: that is the issue, if iweala wins nigeria problems will not be solved, i am not a fan of the world bank anyway, so whatever, i just saying as it is, iweala has no chance

you see,
thats what i've been trying to say
but maybe my deficiency in English is really doing me a bad turn.
go back and read what i said earlier on.
the only thing we are sur to gain is the fact that one of our
very own is there. it helps a little. it boosts our poor image
just a tad bit. and if she decides to work some things down here
by virtue of her position all the better.
you see,
tribalism and all these sectionalism is to nigeria what the knife is
to the cake...gradually cutting us in bits till we are so small
that its impossible to imagine we were so big.
hey man!!!
celebrate good and it can't help but come to you

sweetcocoa: Mba aguu ama'n gu'm that side,insurance cover me on that.
Aka'm na gu akukwo,ife gbasara public health na technology.

ebe obu na i nwere Abraham na nna
nya diri gi ka isi choo
mana ike brain drain agwu go anyii
i gu cha kwaa ibatawa.
kedu mahadum bu nke'a?

namfav: being a former vice president does not make you qualified, iweala was never known as a diplomat for all the qualifications she has she does not interact the african vote is just pointless more powerful bric nations are behind the american, anyway she wont get it, she is a qualified economist/banker but not a qualified diplomat, her track record in nigeria is also poor, we'd get a better finance minister if she leaves anyway

and whats in it for you if Kim wins?

sweetcocoa: Nna i burokwa ezigbo nmadu o,ichoro ka aguo gbuo mu ba?anyways ofuduru just obere ife,UK na eche'm for my masters.

o dikwa mma...igu cha kwa ibatawa oh
o kwa ebe afu ka ezigbo aguu di
maka na ndi niger na ako nri.
gini ka iguru na mahadum?

namfav: what is wrong is going on fareed zakaria and showing to the world how arrogant you are and saying you are nigerian, maybe if she said she was ibo instead, she did not show any respect to any other candidate and was speaking as if she deserve it

how exactly did she exude arrogance?
was she truly not nigerian?
is she really not more qualified than her opponent?
does she not deserve it atleast more than her opponent does?

aryzgreat: namfaz^^^^

unfortunately she is not ur hausa women in puddah who can neva get half of ngozi's credential, i understand ur jealousy!

it dosen't always have to be about tribe, does it?

namfav: sadly she was parading her arrogance as nigerian, i was ashamed

remind me, whats wrong with being a nigerian?

sweetcocoa: Hmm what will someone call this one now?

I sincerely believe something is wrong with most policemen,I just don't get it,shooting a man for refusing to handover his gun.

Does it mean the prison warder had no right to bear the arm or what?nna eh ike this country agwu go'm.

nne malu ma i ga akwa je niger republic

kokoA: the US did not invite anybody to contest the seat with them. It was the emergin economies of the world that wanted the status quo to change and the US gladly accepted so why are Nigerians complaining now? It is an election not an appointment so the person with the highest support will win. Nobody gives a danm about credentials in an election. Even GEJ knows that when he said he knows he wasn't the best candidate for the job in the last election but 'God' made him win.

the world bank does not belong to any one country or person.
the US just happens (if its even still true)to be the deepest pocket.
if in the first place am never gonna win an election,all am saying is
that i shouldn't be able to contest cos if i am then i expect to win.
talking about the US not asking anybody to come contest with 'em,
(guy na wa for you oh)na their papa get the bank?
there is a saying where i come from,that the man who raises no
objection is in agreement.
so if they were in agreement, let the best man win.
he who the cap fits should wear it.

It non of our freaking business (like some peeps are saying)
of what interest her being there is gonna be to us.
just wish her well.
she is our daughter and her well being/success should be our concern.
if she in turn feels that she owes us the duty of bringing some good
with her position back home, that will be soooo good.
if she feels she owes us nothing and that we contributed nothing to her,
its her life and you gotta let her live it.

kokoA: Who gives a rat asz about world bank presidency? The united state contributes the largest share to world bank's funding, how much does Naija contribute that we want to run the danm organization? Lets be factual and address issues objectively.

Maybe the election should just be between selected
citizens of the US instead of bringing people together
just to make fun of them. Anybody that qualifies to
contest has a right to win. kaji?

porka: See how Oyinbo withdraw jeje... It's a cultural thing you know!!! I'll not be surprised to hear Aunti claiming on Monday that the votes were rigged against her. It'll be a surprise not to hear how she "won" but the votes were stolen because she's black and a woman, even when her all her acclaimed qualifications for the job did not leave the editorial board rooms of the New York Times and the Economist.

am sure you got as far in life as you are by withrawing from fights or competitions just because ur opponent is seemingly stronger or better backed than you are.
Am sure Obama won the presidential race by withrawing cos John Mc Cain was white...

violent: I'm sure you'd agree that it's a bit ambitious and slightly delusional to assume your support for any candidate goes any further past your laptop.

you couldn't be more correct

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Biafra, Biafra... Haters from oduduwa repulblic can kill themselves[/quote]this has nothing to do with Biafra!
Keep the strength and enthusiasm in check
when its called for,
even the blind who sees not warriors
the deaf who hears not the gong
and the cripple who cannot match
will testify and be ready at the call of duty.
Be wise and do no mighty deeds with Thy mouth but be ever ready to be on the side of truth.

[quote author=A-ZeD]How many can we name cos i'm greedy[/quote]oliver twist

nwanne igbu go'm...
mana watch out for the return of ORIAKU CHIMA

[quote author=ik_moore2]The Katsina State Government will soon launch Nigeria’s pioneer Wind Farm. The Wind farm located in Katsina is funded by the Japanese International Cooperation Agency [color=#000099][/color]and has a capacity of 10 Megawatts.

Minister of State for Power, Darius Ishaku, revealed this when to two senior Katsina State officials on a courtesy visit to his office seeking an end to the incessant power outages in the state.

The Katsina State Commissioner for Water Resources, Jamilu Musa, and the Special Adviser to the Governor on igher Education, Dr. Garba Matazu were informed by the minister that the Wind power project will inject 10 Megawatts into the national grid.
An additional 0.8 Megawatts, generated from solar, will be injected directly to the Umaru Musa Yar’adua University in Katsina to serve the school.

The minister also harped on the planned Zobe and Jiba dams in Katsina, stating they would improve generation.

He added that the Kurfi, Kankara and Malumfashi sub-stations, as well as the Daura lines had been reawarded to improve the voltage in katsina and Kano.

He also advised the State Governments to woo private investors to set up power generation plants in their states.

link: http://businessnews.com.ng/2012/04/12/nigerias-first-wind-farm-goes-onstream-in-katsina/[/quote]am i the only one that can see the bolded?
or maybe my comprehension of English is dwindling really fast.
What i understand is that this project was funded by a Japanese corporation
why are peeps talking bout government and expenditure?

Demdem: here we go again with Igbo presidency. What has happened to AZIKWE ebele retarden jonathan?

last i checked, he was an ijaw man

noiseless: I think power should remain with gej until 2019,he has a right to a second term and should be supported by everyone.

what right is that?

guy ur really good
keep 'em coming.
luved ify being chased by pres elect
and eze afo juru was hillarious
wonder why his wife is kneeling
keep 'em coming

okpurukata: This is interesting. I pray it works out. Nigerians should learn to appreciate their Government, especially for moves like this. Other northern govs should copy.

read the post again.
This time, carefully.

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Gbogbo won ni. . . I work part time with the three both of them ke. . .[/color][/quote]only you na examiner, referee, mediator... make ur mind dey oh... The children of Israel can de vex sometimes oh!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]+1000[/color][/quote]W.A.E.C, N.E.C.O or J.A.M.B...which do you work with, oga examiner?

this na naija...

@Seun you did a nice job.

dustydee: CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS. sEUN YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU GAVE EACH OF THEM 150K.

abi?

olaezebala: Mine was when I was still in the uni. I went to the bank to collect some money from the SUG account(being an official of the SUG). Immediately I came out of the bank, two ugly policemen walked up to me and asked me to come with them to their van. in getting there,they checked me, saw the money on me and bundled me down to their station. Unfortunately for them, some students saw what happened and reported the case at the SUB. By the time my Comrades came with lot of students already gingered with the ALUTA song, the D.P.O came to the cell where I was, called me out and begged me to go and talk to my people to calm down. When I was released and got outside their station, I fell for the superior power of the ALUTA spirit. I demanded that the two policemen that brought me to the station must beg me in front of the students which they did and I helped them with my own gift of slaps(just the way they gave it to me).

i remember the Aluta spirit... anything short of the above and i wouldn't have believed your story

Boyloaf: After submittin my final year project in sch, i went straight to collect cash from western union sent to me by my elder broda, comin out from first bank in ekpoma, suddenly, two police men wit ak's jumped down from okada like commandos while pointin their guns @ me, orderin me to come wit them to d station. I agreed & as we got to d station, they ask ♍ε to identify myself & i did. The one who searched my file brought out d western union pay slip & called ♍ε a yahoo boi, but i asked him to look @ d sender surname & mine dt d cash is from my blood broda but he refused! Demandin to c d money first, but was angered & slapped me twice wen i told him i deposited d cash into my account, they took d few thousands in my pocket & was abt to throw me in cell. @ dis point i lost my cool! I asked them to take me to their DPO's office cos i knew he was a masters student supervised by my uncle ''a prof'' in my sch & knows me very well. Unfurtunately for dem, they agreed. As soon as their oga saw me, he got up τ̅☺ greet me while callin me by my name! †ЂΞ 2 mofos instantly knelt down while beggin me, but i replied wit a thunderous slap on their faces. Their boss asked me wat happened & i xplained. Long story short, they were both purnish & made to pay me 5k each wen i promised to sue them τ̅☺ court.

you too gbasky jare!

Defense.Attorney: will u please state your age?
Little old lady: I am 94 years old
Defense attorney: will u tell us in your own
words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Old lady: there I was, sitting on my porch
on a warm spring evening when a young
man comes creeping up n sat down next to
me.
Attorney: did u know him?
Old lady: No. But he was friendly.
Attorney: what happened after he sat down?
Ol'Lady: He rubbed my thigh.
Attorney: Did u stop him?
Old Lady: No.
Attorney: why not?
Old Lady: It felt good. No one has touched
me since my Albert died.
Attorney: What happened next?
Old lady: He began to rub my bosoms.
Attorney: Did u stop him then?
Old lady: No
Attorney: Why not?
Old Lady: It made me feel alive n excited.I
haven't felt like that in years!
Attorney: Next what?
Old lady: Well, by then I was all spicy n I
laid down n told him take me.. Take me
now!
Attorney: did he take u?
Old lady: Hell no! he just yelled "April fool"!
And that's when I shot the little ba.sta.rd