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Pennywise: Tiny stretch marks

aarrrrrrgh!!
How could u say that?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]i love that part when he said[b] "bet i like facebook"[/b]. . . .he should have told mark that he brought facebook to nigeria. [/quote]na so!

tasandra: If a lizard pass near u,u will get pregnant,,,,,,it works because,it happens to my then frnd. ;DI was supprise she trully mist her wetin call that month..nobi small thin oo.

which kind lizard be that?
Shey na that type wey guy man go carry come cross between im two legs?

bluejeff: My younger brother believes whenever he misses a man utd match they never win.

ME TOO

tie the tip of the elephant grass for people forget your offence.
can't tell if this works cos i later found that my dad for whom i did
this did not remember your offence past when he hears of it.
so once your not there when he finds out your offence
weather or not you tie the elephant grass, he will forget.

if you get pepper in your eyes, lick a good quantity of salt and the pains will subside.
worked like magic. mumsy told me after she must have had a good laugh.

get a short strand of thread from the cloth of a hiccuping baby and put on the baby's head to stop hiccups.
that works too.

pour salt into the fire and put your food on it if you happened to put in too much salt.
contact me if it works.

lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

wallahi i still cannot explain how that one works but it sure does

dayokanu: If you wan grow beards rub methylated spirit on your chin

in my case the methylated spirit drove them back in...beards took forever to show up

SAFO: Sorry but It fails miserably in the test of reason & logic so therefore it does not exist.

Fairytales are for kids.

the world we live in here, is getting better each day and these things appear to be fading away but i hope SAFO does not wake up in wonder land someday.

SAFO: That's exactly what I think it is.

think again

SAFO: Please do not insult my intelligence. If black magic was by way of scientific means, the only way to establish its existence would be through the application of logic and reason (or to assume second hand anecdotal evidence is true, which isn't convincing anyhow). I'd go as far as to say in the history of man to this point, there has not been posited a single argument/document for the existence of black magic that has stood up to the scrutiny of reason.

Furthermore, I highly doubt it's empirical. Black magic is mostly mythology taken as experience, but that doesn't make it a true observation of existence or logically defensible either. Similarly,if I were to make a claim that an invisible teapot circled the planet of Jupiter, and that such knowledge was backed by legitimate and empirical evidence, you would readily doubt such a claim, wouldn't you?

So as a skeptic, the onus is on the believer to present credible evidence that would substantiate the existence of black magic, not just heresay and delusional testimonies.

Unfortunately am not a native doctor neither do i practice black magic. It would have been my pleasure to blow you mind. I also hope for your sake that you do not fall victim in any way.
What i tell you isn't what i've heard or been told, rather than that, its what i have seen. If its practical brother, its empirical. What do you think keeps these native doctors in business? Do you think its an endless litany of fruitless hoaxes they play on individuals?
If you are doubting the existence of all these based on religion, i'd still ask you to employ wisdom cos brother you can only ward them off when you know they are there in the first place. Do not be caught off guard and if you wanna know, its not only in nigeria or Africa.
Is the world wide web not some form of witch craft? Ok its not cos u can explain it,right? Or cos its used for good? That bablawo can explain his methods if he wants to.

moHot: HERE IS MINE



TELEPHONE CONVERSATION

ME: HEY BABE ITS ME . I KNOW ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE SPOKE BUT I MISS YOU SO MUCH ; I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO MOVE ON AND BE WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...I REALLY WANT US TO WORK THINGS OUT , I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE...PLEASE LETS CONTINUE FROM WHERE WE STOPPED.

EX-- REALLY?? AWW BABY I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH TOO, I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS .

ME--------DUH!!! I'M JOKING! I STILL HATE YOU LIKE S.HIT....APRIL FOOOOOOOL

wallahi if i get you,
i'll leave you asking yourself how you got my phone number. I know say na lie sha.

queensmith: I didnt think of taking a screenshot- all you guys need to know is that it was very ugly. . .very very ugle eurgh

its not true joor!
i even liked it sef.
it was real tight on mobile.
didn't get a chance to see it on my laptop though

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]This is the first time Seun ever admitted to making a mistake.

You're slowly growing up. I'm proud of you.

JUST CONTINUE WORKING ON A BETTER SCHEME.


PS: Very rude of you to suddenly change without appropriate notice of possible blindness, and then waiting another MONTH to give a justifiable explanation after people's complaint.[/quote]u missed all the fun,
there is no way u can know what it is
unless u saw it

freecocoa: Your own april fool prank came a bit too late.

but u fell for it all the same, didn't you?
You were so anxious to seeeee... :p

that a certain sex scandal between NOI and GEJ had been exposed. Only for me to open the link and there was that stupid clown

i was actually going to say i liked it.
Especially after seeing its mobile beauty.
But then i guess lack of time prevented me from being made a fool one time too many.
T'was painful when i fell for :

Sex scene of Ngozı okongu-ıwela and Googluck jonathan exposed :O http:///HbuGG9

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SAFO: That people have experienced something is not in question but that it should be linked with a paranormal phenomenon is totally up to scrutiny.

The brain is very good at convincing itself of things, especially if the logical answer to a problem isn't obvious. Without verifiable evidence, you cannot make the assertion that these things exist. They're merely a cognitive fallacy.

I mean if witchcraft is real why not time traveling space dragons or pigeon toed unicorns? Aren't those much cooler.

Seriously, the state of understanding of logic and scientific validity in this thread is fascinating.

isn't it true that what you do not know is always greater than you are? I know a few people that can actually make you a little wiser than you are right now as regards the topic in question. Its a kind of science and believe me, its very empirical but Thats only when you've dared to Delve into it. Thats why its called black magic, more because of efforts put into clouding its processes than even the evil it does. Is it not true that a lot of the science that led to these good things we have today started in Africa? And that failure to document them have led to their dying off with individuals. Is it not a wonder how am typing from my sitting room right now and you can read from yours not minding that we never met and may be miles apart? You can read all that in some book cos its written. But it doesn't make this one in question less real cos its not written.

SAFO: There is no such thing as black magic, supernatural, juju, etc; only something that's still beyond the logic of the observer.

when peeps like you fall victim, its usually a very nasty fall cos it will take u ages to realise what hit you.i know of a professor in your league, at the end he wrote himself a book. Guy, wisen up

[quote author=Okija_juju]Look at the juggz on that last picture!! DARN!!

I could hum the entire solfa notation with my face buried between those pillows!!! [/quote]nwanne, ibu choirmaster?

am i the only one enjoying this fight?